What do normies see in this piece of shit film?

What do normies see in this piece of shit film?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    breasts

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Emma Stone's boobas and bush

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a wish fulfillment porno for women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This
      She is born into privilege, endlessly praised by everyone, gets her way by throwing a tantrum, is lusted after endlessly, becomes a literal prostitute with no consequences, is forgiven everything by a doormat husband, inherits her father's business, gets to have a symbolic revenge on all men through her ex-husband
      She gets to have her cake and eat it too to a ridiculous degree

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile complains about Hollywood only making remakes and capeshit. Here's a weird, original movie and Cinemaphile still complains about it. What do you want?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile just wants franchise slop to hate watch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are Cinemaphile secretly normalgays?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Something that is not a pro-pedophilic and not a softcore porno.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can guarantee you've never seen the film.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pedo.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even the people who worked on the movie thinks it's pedoshit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >believing what some literal who rando on facebook says
            Okay, I'm literally Ryan Gosling. What now?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's from a private fb group with people that work on films and is pretty well curated. But I can tell that you usually dont know what you're talking about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even if that's the case, they still took the job and did the work. If it's so against "muh morals" they would've been like no thanks when asked and not pocketed the money at the end. It's what an actually virtuous person would do.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              why are you arguing with the modern equivalent of fedora tippers, except this time it's with a sheen of ironic shitposting

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hey Ryan, you think you can just walk around New York and start meddling with other people's affairs? That guy was stealing my painting you dumb frick, I had every right to beat his ass, stay the frick out of it you out of touch rich dopey faced frick. Real life isn't one of your gay movies where your homosexual ass can pretend to be a tough guy and be praised for it, mind your own fricking business you little mouseketeer frick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile is a leftist board and always has been. cope and seethe, chuds.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              kys on your way there

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I helped create this thread by and I am morally opposed to it
            What a self righteous hypocrite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you want?
      Preferably not pedophile propaganda.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its moronophile tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How is it pedophile propaganda, pray tell?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A toddler gets put in an adult’s body and is repeatedly railed by scores of men. The movie paints this as empowering.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I know you read the synopsis. Now why don't you try watching the film so you understand how dumb what you're saying is?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >why don't you try watching the film
              I have. It’s probably the first time I ever regretted going to a movie theatre.
              What a deeply mean-spirited and repugnant film. Just rotten.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do americans really only want the marvelshit ? no wonder hollywood is dead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOO ITS TOO COMPLICATED IT MAKES MY HEAD HURT AAAAA MAKE IT STOP

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is like saying Bee Movie promoted bestiality

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Character in the poster is an experiment of a womans whos brain is transplanted of a childs.
          She learns and its quirky because shes a gangly frick and awkard which makes for hilairious hijinks.
          That and she literally becomes a prostitue runs from he husband and learns about the teachings of socialism from a brothel woman while there.

          So i guess it falls into a few categories of degeneracy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bella matures much more rapidly than what a normal human would. It's very clear that the fact that it's in a fully grown human body is doing something to it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The pedophilic subtext is esoteric enough to be deflected with comments like yours. Everyone involved in the film knew exactly what they were fricking doing.

              do americans really only want the marvelshit ? no wonder hollywood is dead

              I don’t watch Marvel movies. I mostly watch old, less known films, and I go to a movie theatre if something interests me.

              >NOOOOO ITS TOO COMPLICATED IT MAKES MY HEAD HURT AAAAA MAKE IT STOP

              It’s not complicated at all. Like most indie/A24 slop, it’s midwit fodder that pretends to be deeper than it actually is.

              Watch moar movies, gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Orr..... maybe it isn't there? Not everything is a grand conspiracy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Watch moar movies
                people always say this, but actually you should watch less. Sharpen your intuition and learn to judge everything by the cover.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                also trust horoscopes i assume

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no, those are garbage. I judged them by the cover to be so.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The pedo subtext in the fact no one wants to have sex with Bella even when they know they could because they understand she’s moronic? The subtext that she only becomes sexually active when she matures? The subtext that depicts all of her sexual relationships with every man in the movie as abusive? I simply think you don’t understand the film even if you have seen it. Not to mention, Godwin himself was sexually abused and is horrified by the fact that Bella herself is starting to become a victim. The entire movie is about a woman regaining autonomy and control over her life and it ties nicely into the ending where she places a goat’s brain into her former husband’s body. Do you not comprehend what a character arc is? Have you ever seen a movie before? I’d tell you to but I’d rather you killed yourself first.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                TL;DR. You belong in a Supermax prison, pedo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry pedo, I'm not reading all that cope

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah it's just Bella. Qualley is the same experiment but never stops being moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Frankenhooker remake for arthouse cucks
      >original

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Movies which are not directed by unhinged Greek cumbrain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So what is it you want? You keep naming what you don't want. What do you want?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Greek Cumbrain
        I miss him anons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kino machine. I wonder how his last film would have turned out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luv weird
      Luv original
      Luv best Emma
      Luv arthouse
      'ate Yorgos
      Simple as, really, Sacred Dear was shithouse and I don't feel compelled to watch any more. I know it's intentionally an awkward, gruelling watch but I can usually get into that shit as long as it's done well. Lanthimos is an heirless sperg with no humanity, he is the least qualified person I've ever seen tell a story about family. No mother would EVER leave the fate of herself, her husband and two kids up to a fair game of chance if one of the four had to die. She'd throw herself on a spike in an instant. Dads too, but a woman would make the choice to sacrifice herself impulsively and instantly, rightfully so. Keoghan really gave me the shits in that movie too, won't watch anything that little 'tard is in either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just categorically filtered.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just watched that movie and you are actually moronic, as your issue is addressed within the film. Also, you missed the entire point of the movie. The hint is in the Groundhog Day scene and the girl singing under the tree scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood to disappear and be replaced by trees. Much better for atmosphere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      should have been made when Emma was younger. it's too-late. I will not watch your movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want an adaptation of Light on Shattered Water and it's sequels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poor things is just basic arthouse fare. Not interesting at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Original movies that are about validating my views, not someone else's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A good film for once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile hates it because she fricked everyone except the black nihilist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not original. It just mashes up Frankenstein and e-girlta with the soul of neither.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yorgos Lanthimos: I want to make e-girlta, but I want to see the little girl fingered and fricked
        >Alasdair Gray: I got you senpai
        >Emma Stone: I can play the prostitute with a child’s brain!
        >Hollywood: ALL THE OSCARS!!

        How is e-girlta so universally and aggressively misrepresented, it's fricking baffling
        First off, the book isn't about e-girlta ffs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most people haven't read it. Most people haven't even seen an adaptation of it.
          When they hear e-girlta, they think of e-girlcon. Or gothic e-girltas. Or maybe the Alizée song.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A movie that isn’t pedophile propaganda made for the glory of Satan, for starters

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    incels wouldnt understand

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    womanshit that is simultaneously empowering and victimizing

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He should have kept making Greek movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why, because a few morons online complain about him?
      Frick them.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >babbys first scifi sex satire

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    according to everyone that read the book it apparently removes everything good from the book including but not limited to a ton of political commentary and changes the ending to be completely meaningless

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's good.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's Cinemaphile thinks letterboxd troons are part of the normalgay sphere and not basement dwellers just like them episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It received 11 nominations at The Oscars (ie the normie awards)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oscars are a show first and foremost but they nominate stuff like that to pretend they have artistic credibility.
        Moonlight won Best Picture and gay Black person version of In The Mood For Love is in no universe normalgay core.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    le women should have le sex freely and be prostitutes

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no normies are watching this shit. this is pure sm woke-bait pedohomosexualry.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Lobster was based
    Killing of a Sacred Deer was art
    The Favourite was funny
    so when people say "Poor Things" I'm inclined to believe it's the reviewer that's being dumb.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're aware it is #powerful and #important

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because it's Hellenic kino. Of course I'm gonna watch it

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lel, OP being a moron again

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think Lanthimos peaked with Dogtooth. The Favourite and the Lobster were overhyped, Sacred Deer was decent but too nonsensical.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched it yesterday, it's weird in a good way, acting and dialogue are good, visual design and music are great, story is nothing special, the feminist undertones are annoying but expected. Also Emma Stone looks huge somehow, even though she's normal height irl, it's weird. Overall I liked it

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    le art

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >normies
    It's called "normalgay", you fricking normalgay election tourist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A normie is a guy who’s just normal. A normalgay is someone who attempts to broadcast and enforce their specific personality as “normal.”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So, if someone attempts to broadcast and enforce homosexualry then he is a gaygay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A normie is a guy who’s just normal.
        Bullshit. "Normie" is reddit-speak for "normalgay". That's the only difference.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          normie is /LULZ/ speak. same as normalgay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everything is /LULZ/ speak. But never more than once.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            go have a productive day at the office normie.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what if women were capable of not acting like children
    >the movie

  23. 1 month ago
    γρηγορεύω

    Good question. After THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER, I decided I never need to see a Lanthimos film ever again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I was mostly appalled that it was like a bunch of stolen shots from the Shining and Barry Lyndon, like with no shame. I generally don't respond to tripgays.

      • 1 month ago
        γρηγορεύω

        I found it visually boring and I sensed that the director is an immature edgelord.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have you seen The Shining and Barry Lyndon? He stole the tracking shots from one and the zoom outs from the other and just pasted them together. So I agree on that point.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the girls I date that's a "movie snob" says it's a bad movie made for bad people, I assume that's about right since she has a fairly good sense for shit (except for me)

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yea

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie needs a hate campaign. The people involved should be lynched and put on a watchlist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >should be lynched
      The state of not understanding David Lynch is not something you can force. You either get there on your own, or you don't.
      >put on a watchlist
      I'm pretty sure a lot of people put that one on their watchlists, if only for Emma's nude scenes.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All I know about it is something about a 5 year olds mind being put in the mind of some adult woman. That's all I care to know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but not the part where she matures at an accelerated rate so she's not a child when she's getting railed?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So it's like reverse isekai transmigration reincarnation or is it actually reincarnated reverse agest?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This poster is just lying, there’s no way around it. Emma is very much still a child the first time she gets fricked.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    saw this movie in the theater I was getting hard lol I started jacking off

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is there anywhere I can download this? I already have my lotion and tissues ready to go so I can jerk off while I watch.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares.
    Sometimes they see Jesus in piss spots on walls.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every year since 2010 there has to be a movie with LE QUIRKY GURL
    Examples: Ramona flowers, Black Swan, Cruella, Wednesday, Mad c**t: Fury Dyke, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood needs to die. It's outlived its usefulness.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    morons feel oddity is profound

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how many Cinemaphile posters don’t understand the plot point of Ruffalo’s character just wanting an infantile virgin, nearly losing interest the second she becomes worldly, and then possessive and mad with grief when he faces rejection.

    If (you) prefer petite virgin girls or complain about the “wall”, the film is implying you’re a kiddy diddler.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yorgos Lanthimos: I want to make e-girlta, but I want to see the little girl fingered and fricked
    >Alasdair Gray: I got you senpai
    >Emma Stone: I can play the prostitute with a child’s brain!
    >Hollywood: ALL THE OSCARS!!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >10 years ago Cinemaphile is inhabited by social outcast for their autism and nerd interests
    >nerd culture becomes cool
    >new Cinemaphile social outcasts are failed normalgay puritan bible freak losers posting on phones in one hand clutching pearls in the other
    kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listen man, I don't understand trolling either buys that's all they're doing
      This shithead knows he's lying but he'll keep doing it as long as people will argue with him

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