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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken wings.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're really tangy

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, it's weird that a guy who was like level 8 has literally the coolest vehicle/base out of everyone else in three guild. Hatred has a tank, Red Death has a horse, sure, but Monarch has a fricking floating fortress.

    I mean, how is that not level 10?

    • 11 months ago
      Big 'dick' Lenny

      The ranking system did seem kind of more a plot device than anything. Harangutang didn't seem like 10 material, to say nothing of Redusa

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guild politics plays a lot in the ranking system

        • 11 months ago
          Big 'dick' Lenny

          Even considering that Redusa is still a little confusing, though she had been around enough to fool around with red mantle back in the day, so maybe it's just a seniority thing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was also very blatantly a corrupt system on the guild's end. Monarch got most of his levels by doing favors for the guild instead of actually improving his operation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, it's weird that a guy who was like level 8 has literally the coolest vehicle/base out of everyone else in three guild. Hatred has a tank, Red Death has a horse, sure, but Monarch has a fricking floating fortress.

        I mean, how is that not level 10?

        It's also politics. Redusa was ancient so it makes sense if she had all the right friends for long enough that it'd be an outrage to downgrade her despite not being all that formidable, Harangutan had a tank and his wife was constantly going on about paying her dues. Monarch is very much a guy who nobody really respects because he's an obssessive buttholetrustfund baby who focuses on one of the biggest laughing stocks in the SCIENCE game. Even his number two gets more respect than him, so it makes sense that they'd hold his feet to the fire on this shit.
        But yeah it's mostly just plot reasons, and it's a lot less fun if all your wacky fodder villains are just different takes on the same archetype.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harangutang operates in NYC which makes him a cut above regular supervillains.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The monarchs lack of any powers or even just his below average physical prowess probably kept him down a level or two

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well red death has actual powers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like a flying turd.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ranking system did seem kind of more a plot device than anything. Harangutang didn't seem like 10 material, to say nothing of Redusa

      Being a Level 10 means being a big earner for The Guild, alongside being a very impressive villain who's made an name for himself within The Guild. The Mighty Monarch was high up there, but his obsession with Rusty kept him down, plus he wasn't exactly a team player with. Everything he did was mostly on his own and without regard to the rules. It wasn't until he was working with the system after Dr. My Wife became a member of the council, that he really started to come up. It's the effort he took to build himself back up again that really caught the attention of the Guild.

      As for people like Harangutang and Redusa, they're a different case. Harangutang worked in the NY chapter of the Guild, so perhaps they have different standards. Plus he was part of Wide Whale's friends and family program, so that probably contributed to it. Redusa was likely a pretty good big shot during her time, but she's clearly fallen off in age. As Monarch said, she hasn't been paying her Guild dues for a long time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense, phantom limb was number 2 in rank next to the sovereign and he sold stolen rembrants like an art dealer and never did any real villainy outside of trying to usurp his boss. he didn't even have an arch enemy

        • 11 months ago
          SUPER AGGRO CRAG

          hunter gathers was his arch enemy, they measured dicks

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            His last arch. He probably arched him during the days he had stuff like Shadowmen hench.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean, how is that not level 10?
      Because he wasn't formally part of the Guild at the time. Everyone just thought he was.

  4. 11 months ago
    Big 'dick' Lenny

    All I'm saying is Brick Frog is at least a level 7

  5. 11 months ago
    Boco

    Whatever's in the kitchen. They have Frescas.

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