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What do we think of it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    better Batman than Bale

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I rewatch the bit in the stadium where he fights all Riddler's goons fairly often. One of my favorite Batman movie fight scenes. And that score jesus christ "A Bat in the Rafters pt. 2" is fricking great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally the worst part of the movie. Get some taste

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think so? I not gonna tell you you're wrong I'm just curious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People that care about a movie's score enough to remember each song name are the biggest homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The way he turns to the camera
      Oh no no no no

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the opening scene where an innocent black kid watches videos of white people playing the knockout game, and then is pressured by the white gang leader to assault an asian man?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol. no way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=899or3UuizK_i9ki&t=393

        My favorite part right here, where the innocent, misguided black teen, is made to watch knockout game videos of white people assaulting randos on the street.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just like with Joker 2019 with vile people on train being white dudes
          Zack Snyder will never be topped. Never subverted his own race. Never surrendered.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Joker 2019 with vile people on train being white dudes
            I'm kind of okay with that one. For one, it would have to take being bullied by your own race who should know better than to act like that to drive you over the edge and give up on your white heroes
            and two less ugly Black folks to have to look at

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >bullied by your own race
              but Joker is israeli

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You know what the problem with Gotham is? RICH WHITE buttholeS
        Actual line in the movie, lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't say it like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the unwillingness of the media to acknowledge the racial component in the knockout game is getting very blatant. I remember seeing a webm of a white couple recounting being targeted in a knockout game and of course all the perpetrators in the reenactment are white

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BWNBK (Batman Will Never Be Kino)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman has been kino five times already, six times if you count Joker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kino five times
        Batman, returns, BB, TDK and ???

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TDKR

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we're allowed to admit the nolan trilogy was unwatchable garbage dude it's 2024

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only unwatchable Batman movie is this one. Literally a torturous three hour slog with nothing to say. TDKR had many great and iconic scenes. This one had unintentionally funny cringe.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This one also seems cheap compared to Nolan's Batman movies which feature several amazing scenes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It absolutely had something to say you must've fallen asleep, Pattinson's Batman starts the movie with this attitude of "vengeance" and by the end realizes that that message is destructive to the city he's trying to protect by inspiring to criminals like The Riddler. The film is about how feelings of revenge make you destructive and neurotic, how Batman is better off as a symbol of hope for the people of Gotham rather than fear.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cringe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was moronic and something Bruce learns in Batman Begins before he even becomes Batman. Nolan's trilogy was a much better told story about Batman being a symbol of hope to Gotham. This movie had nothing original to say, it just recycled entire themes, scenes and even specific shots from the previous films.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awfully directed/written slop. Dour Batman who essentially solves nothing in the movie

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love the sound and visuals. Whoever made it should ditch the capecuck slop and just make noir movies

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Batman is not only a shit Batman movie but a shit movie in general.
    >bad dialogue
    >Bruce is an emo twink
    >the gimp mask
    >marketed as ultra realistic but fails
    >the flying squirrel suit scene
    >wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed
    >blacked Gordon for some reason
    >Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead
    >Riddler is a reddit shitposter
    >Terrible third act
    >Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bad take on Batman and the actors they used are too small to take seriously. I don't mean small as in celebrity status I mean small in stature. Everyone in that movie is 5'8 or less with slender frames and it just pisses me off. The first 6 foot guy that comes in would squish him like a bug. Like a FRICKING. BUG.
    >inb4 blah blah actors height listed as taller than 5'8
    These are lies. Watch the movie with this in mind and the truth is obvious. Hollywood actors are shrinking and quality is shrinking with them. It's time for bigger people and bigger ideas, or hell, any ideas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro, batman is 6'1 you are just actually challenged, how can you look at Pattinson 6'1 nex to fricking zoe kravits at 5'2 and be like yeah they're similar!
      lmao
      and Riddler is 5'10 so this is weird projection

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.celebheights.com/s/Robert-Pattinson-2702.html rarely ever wrong and even his him less than what's listed officially but still 6

        What part of "these are lies" do you morons not understand? Very few of the actors youve ever seen are over 5'8

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.celebheights.com/s/Robert-Pattinson-2702.html rarely ever wrong and even his him less than what's listed officially but still 6

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie just felt too derivative and it doesn't help that the movies this one is trying to copy so much were better written. Everything from this movie was taken from Nolan's Batman movies and Finch's detective movies to the point where you can just point at specific characters and moments.
    If the movie somewhat decent it could still work but the movie script is really, really fricking dumb. I could feel myself losing braincells watching this.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was shocked how bad the script was then I remembered Matt Reeves was JJ Abram's buddy

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unabashedly pozzed.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the best batman movie by miles

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like it because of ugly Catwoman and The Riddler not getting to kill more people.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As far as batman movies go, it's alright. A bit generic, but closer to the source material than most other adaptions. The film making is solid and the actors are all decent, except maybe for the riddler guy.
    It's just barely a 7/10 and rewatchable, but the last act drags on for too long.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good vibe and look
    kinda lame story, very derivative of Se7en and Saw
    would have preferred just starting with Batman vs Gotham organised crime+crooked cops instead of "six months into his campaign and he knows nothing"

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Catwoman totally ruined this movie. I wish there was a way to edit her out entirely. Terrible acting, fights needed editing because she just couldn't do it, her story all over the place to tack on more runtime.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was hyped for the penguin series for a bit then I watched the trailer just tonight. Looks like they are going to get a bunch of bums off the streets of las angelas diversity side kicks who look completely out of place in gritty Gotham, instead of, you know, the penguin. I'm tired bros.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could have been better

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks boring
    id rather rewatch any other batman

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was there any weird details that were only noticed after the fact?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sequel is going to have magic shit in it like clayface
    Dropped.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's time we admit that zack synder's version of batman is the best version. why? because batman wasn't a fricking pussy for once

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was bad and there were many problems with it.
    The batsuit being some crazy tough armor that can just tank machine gun fire and explosions at point blank range is moronic. This is Batman, not Iron Man.
    Pattinson acted like the same autistic emo moron both as Batman and Bruce Wayne, there wasn't any attempt to differentiate the two personas in order to protect his identity.
    They wanted to do a twist on the story by revealing that Bruce's father was evil, but they didn't have the balls to stick with it so it ended up being a weird bait and switch. They also made his mother a member of the Arkham family for absolutely no reason.
    Making Batman's parents victims of a targeted assassination instead of just common muggery is generally a bad idea as it redirects Batman's obsession away from general crime and more towards a specific revenge target.
    Catwoman was raceswapped and b***hes about white men while falling in love with a white man.
    Gordon was also raceswapped but ironically his somewhat casual but loyal relationship with Batman was probably the best element of the movie.
    Movie should have ended when Riddler was captured, the entire final act with the incel army and the flood was pants on head moronic. Joker came sequel bait scene was even worse though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bad idea as it redirects Batman's obsession away from general crime and more towards a specific revenge target.
      Did you forget the 80's movies where Batman knew it was the Joker specifically who killed his parents?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The batsuit being some crazy tough armor that can just tank machine gun fire and explosions at point blank range is moronic.
      No, that part was one of rare super-canon (ie moments from actual creators of the character ie Kane-Finger-Fox) moments in that anti-white subversive dogslopshit
      Along with Batman using wing suit to glide and cape being more of a moronic decore.
      >They also made his mother a member of the Arkham family for absolutely no reason.
      also made her schizo moron as in = Batman is schizo moron DNTS-3 enjoyer. After all, after absolute Robust Christian (which is ACCURATE to super canon of source material, last time J. Siegel ever did Superman's origin his adoptive mom was called MARY Kent for a reason) symbolism all these "people" started seething REAL hard, and result of it is The Batman 2022 where "finally" they have "Moses" allegory, that is why in the end he literally guides all these civilians through "red (lit) (")sea(")"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Movie should have ended when Riddler was captured, the entire final act with the incel army and the flood was pants on head moronic. Joker came sequel bait scene was even worse though.

      People don't talk enough about how this movie had like, five different fricking endings, and then just randomly cuts to credits with Batman on a motorcycle.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awful.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the worst movies ever made. Of all time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Of all time.
      Also including before time

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than other batman movies but still shit. I don't like when he catches the explosion with his unprotected face and doesn't even had injuries and I think it would've been better if the authors make batman's dad a corrupted scum so batman realized that he's wrong, schizo and likes beating people, but proceed to do what he does anyway. Something like Raiden from MGR. But it would've been too dark for capeshit audience

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About an hour too long. Trim the fat.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Riddler living right where he took the surveillance photos from is awful for a "detective" story. I thought about where the photos were taken from when they first showed up and had to dismiss it when no one onscreen followed up immediately. Then at the end they catch up to my basic b***h brain and check there taking me out of the rest of the movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goblina kind of movie

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pure kino

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    0(zero) cultural impact

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good and interesting when you first watch it but it has exactly no rewatch value whatsoever.

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