Working out (lifting weights, not cardio like some kind of think), doing physical activity that’s actually hard, metal, war, blowing shit up, shooting guns, building things, banging bawds, taking care of your dog, making troons and roasties seethe, driving drunk, burning cop cars, vandalizing the local synagogue, screaming “Black person” while at the kinoplex, getting revenge, conquering, horse riding, banging OPs mom, and making arts and crafts.
>lifting weights, not cardio like some kind of think
fat moron. I could kill your entire family with my bare hands while you're having an obese heart attack on the ground lol
>durrr
What's your point? Just from lifting I can do any basic cardio easily. I'm not going to gas out while you run around for five minutes hoping I get tired
No, I mean Islam. I personally don't hate Christianity but I do hate the israeli influence on the West
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Anonymous
>I personally don't hate Christianity but I do hate the israeli influence on the West
I don't understand what these things have to do with each other.
Anyways the problem with Islam is mindlessness. So at best it has sort of a Conan type manliness. Which you crapped on the other guy for suggesting.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Only an atheist would consider Islam "mindless".
1 week ago
Anonymous
This, it’s a very driven warrior religion with an entire belief system built around pumping out low IQ meat shields for Jihad. Problem is the IQ requirement of the average foot soldier went up while the Islamic Iq continued to plummet, so they’ve lost all relevancy besides beheading random artists
1 week ago
Anonymous
Come on. They turned off their brains. They're worse than Biblical literalists who say there are no dinosaurs.
>OOHHH YEEAHHHH MAAAAN FRICKIN METAAAAAAAAL SLAYERRRRRRRR YEAAHHHHH AND METALLICAAAAAAAAAA AND MEGADEEEEEEEEEETHHHHHH AND FRICKIN METAAAAAAAAAAAL, MAAAAAAN
yeah go ahead and blast master of puppets when somebody’s trying to talk to you about important shit. go ahead, fricking prostitute c**t.
Taking care of those around you, physical burden, being the first to dive headfirst into solving a difficult problem, being decisive, and being able to devolve into a face eating chimp capable of horrifying ultraviolence
What is this moronic thread even about? Can you fricking zoomers stop and think for three seconds before posting some inane, offtopic, no-context bullshit?
God damn, the quality of the board just plummets on weekends holy frick
nothing manlier than my job as a bouncer
you have to stand your ground against anybody who wants to have a go, and fight almost every shift.
always have some injury from cuts or abrasions after taking someone down on concrete after escorting them out, but they feel good.
it's also eye opening to see how many insecure homosexuals out there want to have a go just because im offending them by wearing a security shirt and telling them no.
the best part is, I was always a nerd and avoided violence, which is why I chose this job, I wanted to force myself to get tough. it worked.
pretty standard response from most softwieners that have a go and walk away limping
nothing glorious about violence. but there is nothing manlier than standing up and saying "I'm here, have a go lad" and then backing it up with your fists. try it some time instead of crying on the interwebs
t. has a tiny wiener and has to compensate for it by terrorizing normal people trying to have a fricking drink on a Friday night AS A FRICKING JOB LMFAO. how much money you make big guy? 19 dollars an hour? great job.
I remember once I went to a bar and got a call for a job and hurried outside to take it. The bouncer I guess said "how's it going?" as I left and I said maybe 'hey' or nothing. He came after me as I was well outside the bar area and shouted "I SAID how's IT GOING??". I was freaked out cause I was a skinny 21 year old and just kind of said 'good? sorry?' while he huffed and puffed after his little outburst. Anyways that's the kind of person I imagine most bouncers are.
This encapsulates bouncers perfectly. Had a few friends of friends who were bouncers in the past and they are the most insecure homosexuals going. Most aren't hard either (yes some are) but most are all bark no bite hiding in groups of 3/4 bouncers.
yeah, sadly it does. you take a lot of shit and you learn to close up around most people. it's also difficult to let your guard down (most of my early injuries were from people who convinced me they were cool, then attacked me as I left them to their business)
it's a good lifestyle though, the pay is pretty good and I spend most of my day time free, so I get to enjoy a lot of hobbies that most working people don't. you get to become bros with the other bouncers and bar staff, always a lot of cuties that filter through the hospitality industry.
fluffy ponies were why i finally stopped using /b/ altogether.
not the concept or the images or anything, just how fricking widespread and obsessive it was. i didn't want to be among those people anymore.
/vg/ is even worse though.. everything i hated about /b/ is cranked up to 11 on /vg/
>There's this huge counter cultuh, um
Real life plopjak
blow your brains out
would
Working out (lifting weights, not cardio like some kind of think), doing physical activity that’s actually hard, metal, war, blowing shit up, shooting guns, building things, banging bawds, taking care of your dog, making troons and roasties seethe, driving drunk, burning cop cars, vandalizing the local synagogue, screaming “Black person” while at the kinoplex, getting revenge, conquering, horse riding, banging OPs mom, and making arts and crafts.
>lifting weights, not cardio like some kind of think
fat moron. I could kill your entire family with my bare hands while you're having an obese heart attack on the ground lol
Cardio is so easy. I decided to do hill sprints recently. By like, the second time, I can already run up the hill at top speed.
damn son, i bet you score nearly 100% on iq tests too
>durrr
What's your point? Just from lifting I can do any basic cardio easily. I'm not going to gas out while you run around for five minutes hoping I get tired
>all that varg shit
You're just a Black person with white skin
NTA but what do you consider manly
Islam
If you mean the Taliban, yes. Otherwise, not so much. Being mindless is a major handicap.
No, I mean Islam. I personally don't hate Christianity but I do hate the israeli influence on the West
>I personally don't hate Christianity but I do hate the israeli influence on the West
I don't understand what these things have to do with each other.
Anyways the problem with Islam is mindlessness. So at best it has sort of a Conan type manliness. Which you crapped on the other guy for suggesting.
Only an atheist would consider Islam "mindless".
This, it’s a very driven warrior religion with an entire belief system built around pumping out low IQ meat shields for Jihad. Problem is the IQ requirement of the average foot soldier went up while the Islamic Iq continued to plummet, so they’ve lost all relevancy besides beheading random artists
Come on. They turned off their brains. They're worse than Biblical literalists who say there are no dinosaurs.
Obviously, Schwarzenegger's muscles and Stallone's jaw of justice
*swipes arm down*
Getting ass fricked by Black folk
Getting drunk and picking up all the manlets and women in the bar
>metal
When you’re a teenager maybe
Drunk driving rules but don't expect to get any praise from these fricking losers
newbie missed the point of the thread
so many of these are homosexual that it makes me wonder if you think anyone is actually stupid enough to think you're being serious
>OOHHH YEEAHHHH MAAAAN FRICKIN METAAAAAAAAL SLAYERRRRRRRR YEAAHHHHH AND METALLICAAAAAAAAAA AND MEGADEEEEEEEEEETHHHHHH AND FRICKIN METAAAAAAAAAAAL, MAAAAAAN
yeah go ahead and blast master of puppets when somebody’s trying to talk to you about important shit. go ahead, fricking prostitute c**t.
>Not cardio
Fat power shitter detected. I would genuinely murder you easily.
Perfectly encapsulates the compensating fake tough guy.
suckin' dick sloppy style
Taking care of those around you, physical burden, being the first to dive headfirst into solving a difficult problem, being decisive, and being able to devolve into a face eating chimp capable of horrifying ultraviolence
Definitely not starslop
What is this moronic thread even about? Can you fricking zoomers stop and think for three seconds before posting some inane, offtopic, no-context bullshit?
God damn, the quality of the board just plummets on weekends holy frick
>Getting ass fricked by Black folk
forming your own opinions and identity and standing by them in the face of extreme opposition.
nothing manlier than my job as a bouncer
you have to stand your ground against anybody who wants to have a go, and fight almost every shift.
always have some injury from cuts or abrasions after taking someone down on concrete after escorting them out, but they feel good.
it's also eye opening to see how many insecure homosexuals out there want to have a go just because im offending them by wearing a security shirt and telling them no.
the best part is, I was always a nerd and avoided violence, which is why I chose this job, I wanted to force myself to get tough. it worked.
How did you get the job?
There are no requirements for being a bouncer other than being a man of nearly average height and capable of standing still for a couple hours
did a course, got my licence and called security companies until someone hired me. started in 09.
thank you for your service
I love sucking off bouncers
bouncers are the absolute worst lmao. imagine glorifying that shit
you're a fricking wanker
pretty standard response from most softwieners that have a go and walk away limping
nothing glorious about violence. but there is nothing manlier than standing up and saying "I'm here, have a go lad" and then backing it up with your fists. try it some time instead of crying on the interwebs
t. has a tiny wiener and has to compensate for it by terrorizing normal people trying to have a fricking drink on a Friday night AS A FRICKING JOB LMFAO. how much money you make big guy? 19 dollars an hour? great job.
NTA but
>bringing up money in a thread about manliness
You're embarrassing yourself
>it’s manly to be a poor loser
Kek
Money has literally nothing to do with manliness. Jesus was a broke carpenter.
Heavily religious people are nerds man
I remember once I went to a bar and got a call for a job and hurried outside to take it. The bouncer I guess said "how's it going?" as I left and I said maybe 'hey' or nothing. He came after me as I was well outside the bar area and shouted "I SAID how's IT GOING??". I was freaked out cause I was a skinny 21 year old and just kind of said 'good? sorry?' while he huffed and puffed after his little outburst. Anyways that's the kind of person I imagine most bouncers are.
This encapsulates bouncers perfectly. Had a few friends of friends who were bouncers in the past and they are the most insecure homosexuals going. Most aren't hard either (yes some are) but most are all bark no bite hiding in groups of 3/4 bouncers.
Has it changed your personality?
yeah, sadly it does. you take a lot of shit and you learn to close up around most people. it's also difficult to let your guard down (most of my early injuries were from people who convinced me they were cool, then attacked me as I left them to their business)
it's a good lifestyle though, the pay is pretty good and I spend most of my day time free, so I get to enjoy a lot of hobbies that most working people don't. you get to become bros with the other bouncers and bar staff, always a lot of cuties that filter through the hospitality industry.
have you ever taken super drunk women home, raped them, and then left a note with your wifi password?
i despise drunks and alcoholics, keep up the good work anon
Dicks and balls
harvesting organs from relatively healthy looking homeless people
This whole encounter. Honor, sportsmanship, skill and respect.
No, but money is very low on the list of manly attributes and bringing it up in these discussions always sounds weak
and israeli to boot
not pulling out even when she says you have to
I'm just gonna say it: I miss bronies. What we have now is worse.
i miss those stupid lil fluffy creatures that people used to make comics about murdering and torturing. that shit used to make me diamonds
post some
fluffy ponies were why i finally stopped using /b/ altogether.
not the concept or the images or anything, just how fricking widespread and obsessive it was. i didn't want to be among those people anymore.
/vg/ is even worse though.. everything i hated about /b/ is cranked up to 11 on /vg/
you sound like a lil b***h. why did you even post outside of /lgbt/ ? stay there
What do you think these people evolved to be?
Never lying and being reliable and responsible. That's what it all boils down to.
>Never lying
Why do Amerimutts hate lying so much