What do you do in this situation?

What do you do in this situation?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Argue the metaphysical philosophy of what is a "thing" and what counts as "touching"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get someone to book a plane ticket for me, and then as soon as we're flying over Washington D.C., touch the side of the plane so 150 people and innumerable Skittles rain down over the nation's capital in the most nonsensical terrorist attack ever

      Say the N-word.

      I wouldn't do anything. Id listen to them. Because that's what no one else did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Things that don't count as things, as evidenced by the ad:
      -his own hands
      -the atmosphere

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get someone to book a plane ticket for me, and then as soon as we're flying over Washington D.C., touch the side of the plane so 150 people and innumerable Skittles rain down over the nation's capital in the most nonsensical terrorist attack ever

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say the N-word.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know you guys hate to tell the names of the movies but not everyone spend every waking day of their life watching Cinemaphile...name please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a Skittles commercial.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom you really don't know one of the greatest ads ever?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >greatest ads
        ads are mind poison. when you think something is a "great ad" you have been propagandized by some butthole to purchase, in this case, high fructose corn syrup products. if you say shit like "that was my favorite super bowl commercial this year" then you are less than human

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DILLY DILLY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i have literally never bought skittles and i like this ad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >computer addicted zoomer lectures boomer on the harms of television addiction
          like pottery

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did you read the post? i was ranting about advertising specifically. on a computer i can at least run adblockers and not have to see that garbage

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You realize the majority of people can see an ad and not immediately consoom whatever it tells them to, right? You are the mindbroken one if you think even looking at one will so thoroughly buck break you that you'll immediately become a slave to whatever slop it advertises.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            coca-cola exists only because of marketing and advertising; it is otherwise an unremarkable product. the modern santa claus was created to sell it for frick's sake. so yes, i'd say that marketing works and influences the behavior of people, otherwise companies wouldn't dump giant budgets into it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bitch, the only coke I got in my house isn't for drinking. Who gives a shit about coke?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you miss the point. entire swaths of culture have been determined by some suits on madison avenue trying to sell a product. you don't find it strange and absurd that jolly ol' fat santa in the red suit was a marketing creation by coca-cola? whether you personally consoom product or not doesn't change the fact that the tastes and opinions of people as an aggregate have been shaped by these people for the last 100 years, and they're getting increasingly better at it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you miss the point. entire swaths of culture have been determined by some suits on madison avenue trying to sell a product. you don't find it strange and absurd that jolly ol' fat santa in the red suit was a marketing creation by coca-cola? whether you personally consoom product or not doesn't change the fact that the tastes and opinions of people as an aggregate have been shaped by these people for the last 100 years, and they're getting increasingly better at it.

              >the modern santa claus was created to sell it for frick's sake
              This is completely false and is a Sound-Byte repeated by moronic Redditors who don't do their own research.
              Santa Claus already had an established Red & White Motif; Coca-Cola began using him in their ads in the mid-20th Century because he was both a Public Domain character and he matched their Company Colors. They did not establish or create the modern image of Santa Claus.

              The fact that your gay little Anti-Capitalist Bernie Bro screeds contain mid-wit falsehoods and untrue talking-points; along with the fact that you type like a 12-year-old; is a very clear indicator that people probably shouldn't give a shit about your opinions.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >coca-cola exists only because of marketing and advertising; it is otherwise an unremarkable product.
              Proof? How do you know it ONLY caught on because of Advertising?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Commu-troony doesn't understand that "Art" can also be commercial

          Were you "propagandized" to purchase the electronic device you are currently using to broadcast your moronic thoughts to the Internet?
          "Advertisement....BAD!" is neither an intelligent nor nuanced position to hold.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to the baffroom fo bout 25-35 minutes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get a shirt on even with someone helping you, without touching it with your hands?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he had the shirt before he was cursed. he was most likely cursed in the room hes sitting in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He talks about not being able to put on clothes by himself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe they made the shirt around him.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >touch ground
    >building becomes Skittles
    >touch dirt
    >earth becomes Skittles
    >live on Skittles planet for a bit before i die

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if he touches Skittles?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it makes Skittles Littles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implies the regular skittles are not bite sized

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          original are bite sized but the smaller ones are too. you can sell anything small at bitsized. i love bite sized blueberries for instance.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do my best to turn the president of the United States into a pile of skittles.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to convention that Warwick Davis is attending
    >touch the largest object nearby
    >watch him get flushed out of the room in a river of skittles

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never be able to have children because my dick is skittles

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