What do you do in this situation?

What do you do in this situation?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leave the city

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch on tv as the US Navy shoots it out of the sky, destroying the city below. Rewatch Top Gun: Maverick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch on tv as the US Navy shoots it out of the sky
      we dont have yet a way to disrupt an energy fields/kinetic barriers, we are fricked if someone comes with something like that,
      the absurd preparation and tech needed for an interestellar travel would be just ridiculous, we are talking about an engine that can produce more energy than the total amount that humanity has produced to this point, and that is counting the energy of nukes, one on everyfricking ship.
      and thats engines, weapons ALWAYS produce more energy in a single burst than engines do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Turn 360 and walk away.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Feed it a giant balloon

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In reality the moment we confirmed the shields were down, we'd just nuke them all.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd stay at home, and try to chill out and see how the situation develops.

    Realistically speaking, if an alien civilization has a technological level so high that they can travel through the galaxy at their leisure, there is nothing on this planet that could interest them other than stopping to say hi to another sentient species.

    >but they could be hostile
    If they were hostile then there is nothing we could do to stop them, so what would be the point of running away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >at their leisure
      weren't they starving to death or something or am I thinking of something else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you are mixing up ID4 with District 9

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Like, people seem to think we can fight them. An alien species that can cross stars is laughably above us that there is absolutely nothing we can do to threaten them. More than likely, if they even notice us, something that is extremely unlikely, they'll probably just ignore us. Or at most, pop over and say hi, and probably be on their way.

      There is no material gain to attacking us. It'd be like the modern USMC attacking Sentinel Island. What possible gain is there for them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I felt up a female crew person's breasts in the engine room of this ship years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible as pic related is, it has the most realistic outcome of an hostile alien invasion. As in, the aliens don't even bother coming down to fight, they just send unmanned drones which beat all earth armies in a matter of minutes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any hostile alien would just throw some junk out of their ship at 99% of light speed and frick our shit up. Three Body Problem does it fairly well where nuking moronic civilizations that make any noise is basically automated and absolutely trivial

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Three Body Problem
        I liked how that seemed to be a somewhat typical alien invasion story and then upos the ante by saying that the big boys in the galaxy fight by weaponizing universal constants.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And then at the end there is the suggestion that we just live in a bad neighborhood, and the actual big guys were trying to fix all the shit the alien Black folk broke.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unleash the entire nuclear arsenal on New York.

    Then come up with some way of killing the aliens.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the top of the nearest building with a sign saying "please take me, planet is fricked lmao"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Throw a party on top of a skyscraper

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    destroy New York, then move on to LA, SF, Chicago, London, Paris, Israel and become known as the savior of the world.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laugh because you are in a comfy ranch house in Texas with many many weapons

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayyyy lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blows you the h*ck out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick yeah baby.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably start raping. Women in the city are prostitutes anyways so they'd be down for it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rush to /misc/ for the happening threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and peak comfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Checked
        Imagine if the ayys find Cinemaphile and you're the first human to ever call them the N word

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would purchase a firearm and begin shooting at it with the express intention of hastening an interstellar war/massacre to make the human species go extinct.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t look it in the eye

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If aliens hate us and want us dead (as in Independence Day) they would just launch relativistic warheads at Earth and wipe us out from lightyears away.

    If aliens hate us but they're also weird and have esoteric goals we can't understand (as in War of the Worlds), even if we won they'd just send nearly unlimited reinforcements. Any space-faring civilization is going to have the manufacturing capacity that outstrips anything we could muster.

    If aliens want our resources (virtually every other alien movie), they could just find much more abundant versions of it on asteroids or other easily mineable areas. No military action required.

    I'd list more varieties of alien, but the point is unless the aliens specifically want to capture Earth intact for the real-estate, they'd never invade. It's much more efficient to bombard, or send drones, or just ignore us. There's nearly zero reasons a physical invasion would happen, short of wanting humans as slaves or wanting our beaches for themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The aliens in ID4 were the "we want your resources types". The sequel went to explain that their modus operandi was to drill a hole and suck out a planet's core, which makes zero sense because why would do all of that to just obtain two metals (iron and nickel) that are extremely common everywhere in the universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think aliens are observing us and will occasionally rattle the cage to get a reaction.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >unzips dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      w-would you rape an alien if you were the first human to make contact?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >take me to your leader
        >I am now your leader
        >unzipps pants
        >ayys now probe because of my first encounter with them thinking it a proper greeting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for the whole thing to blow over

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fire the largest rocket at it with the most home made explosive as I could manage to load it with

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    call augustus

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody mention those morons in SIGNS who come to a planet that is 80% their absolute weakness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were filming the ayy version of Jackass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >their equivalent of bam was the one who got beat at the end because they hated his bullshit

        so true lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those morons in SIGNS
      >he actually thinks those creatures in that movie were aliens
      Point and laugh, people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those morons in SIGNS
      >he actually thinks those creatures in that movie were aliens
      Point and laugh, people.

      Yeah it was just Lionel Pritchard and the Wolfington brothers.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the scariest idea is that the aliens float around looking for civilizations to obliterate like a sociopathic child seeking out neighborhood cats to torture. It's really the only explanation I have for aliens flying around at lightspeed and not just killing us from afar - that their entire goal is nothing but morbidity.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be sure i have a golden woofer so my story armor is unassailable

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    id punch their lights out

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laugh my ass off at city dwellers getting destroyed

    then i'd drink a bottle of whisky, get my guns and prepare to go down in a blaze of glory

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go to the World Trade Center. It has plot armor for another few years.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    go chill out with the morons under the ayyllium beam weapon so that I'm not subjected to the presidency of a woman.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I lived where those guys were, I would GTFO ASAP. If I didn't, I would stay home & watch whatever happens unfold.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just go to work as I pay $3000 rent for a 500 sq ft single bedroom.

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