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What do you even do in this situation?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Carry around a private investigator license and claim that you were on a case

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Claim your a 12 year old transager and tell them your calling your parents

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE b***hES SET ME UP

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Two words dude: role playing chat room

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you were just role playing then why are you here tonight sir?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I showed up to tell her I couldn't make it anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ageplay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm LARPing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you were just role playing then why are you here tonight sir?

      That's why they ask them to show up to show intent and to prove identity. With the internet you can always say someone spoof'd your IP and it wasn't you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >FOURTEEN WORDS

      mate, some of these guys drive for several hours to the decoy house, imagine that, sheer hours in traffic and on the road with nothing but you and your thoughts, and they never for once think "something is off"

      these guys are so desperately horny and degenerated that they don't care if the minor is spitting every sexual word in the thesaurus at them, they'll read the texts and think "sweeeet!! I'm really wooing this pre teen!!1"

      >they don't care if the minor is spitting every sexual word in the thesaurus at them
      I thought the decoys usually just went along with the predator and gave responses like "I guess I could try it :))" etc.?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought the decoys usually just went along with the predator and gave responses like "I guess I could try it :))" etc.?
        Yeah but it's responses of like
        >hey bb ;----D i want to shit in your mouth
        >umm i guess I could try it :*~~
        it's just stupid

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You just know the cop had recently bought it and was itching to use it.

          Pedos aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I would buy a ghillie suit just for this one mission

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wigger kino

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not my problem
    it's pretty fricking easy to avoid being in that situation

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word, I would listen to what the decoy had to say.
    And that's what no one did.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rape, before it's too late.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why they always interviewed with him and tried to explain themselves, nothing they were going to say was going to get them out of it, at that point them talking was just making him more money from him basically content farming them, if they had all just shut the frick up he wouldn't have had much of a show and TCAP would have been a flop.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how much people blurt out when caught off guard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand why they always interviewed with him and tried to explain themselves, nothing they were going to say was going to get them out of it
      Same reason people talk to the police. It cannot possibly help, their job is to gather evidence against you, but even murderers will sit there and play 20 questions with the cops.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Piss my pants, there's no way I'm holding it all the way to the police station. Are you fricking kidding me? Nice try Hansen, you thought you could make a power move by forcing me to hold in my piss, but you didn't consider that I would just unleash in my jeans and underwears

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this. It always gives me anxiety watching the couple of preds that has to piss but couldn't, and then THIS idiot gets a chance to do so and blows it because he can't figure out how light switches work.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hansen thinks fetish porn is the cause of female teachers ending up in sex scandals. Was he always an ideologue?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably somewhat true. It seems like female predators are a lot more common than they used to be.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It seems like female predators are a lot more common than they used to be.
        That's the perception you get from the media reporting on it and people discussing the same stories for weeks, but does anyone have data showing there's an actual increase? Or what about evidence showing correlation between viewing teacher roleplay porn or w/e and real life abuse, isn't that one of the biggest mainstream categories?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, why else would women desire hot young studs at the peak of their physical fitness and overflowing with testosterone and ultra potent sperm??

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          …Do women desire these “hot young studs” or do you, anon?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you kill someone then and there, the tape will never go to air.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The crazy thing is that none of the men on this show could be convicted of a crime. I asked my father, a very successful prosecutor, and he said you'd be laughed out of any courtroom if you tried to prosecute these men. They are simply beyond the reach of the law, their defense is airtight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No shit sherlock thanks for your valuable, worthless, obvious insight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people like you pretend you already knew things. You had no fricking idea, dumb frick. This is like when I told people I knew that Bruce Lee was actually a weak homosexual in terms of fighting ability, but oh nooo look at all the feats he’s pulled off, he’s fricking strong as frick dude. A few years pass and UFC has time to really take hold, everyone acts like they knew he was a weak homosexual

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Schiz posting. You’re replying to a sarcastic post. And Bruce Lee never fought in UFC so I’m not sure how you came to that conclusion.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Dubs of moronation. I’m saying that because of UFC, people understood what real fighting was and that Bruce Lee was simply an actor

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No, no, don’t try to turn it around on me. You’re the numbnuts who can’t tell when someone is being sarcastic. Now you’re also claiming that jiu jitsu or boxing isn’t real fighting despite being incorporated into mma lmao. There’s nothing to suggest that poirier could beat Bruce Lee in a fight.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Keep being a smooth brain moron I’m sure it will pay off

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely seething at getting called out for being a moron. Love to see it! 😉

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No I’ll definitely take the bait. Let me get right on that

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a good little midwit. You do as I want you to.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hey uh, homosexual your name was? Kys promptly

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Is the braindead moron getting mad? You gonna have a sook now that your delusions of UFC and Bruce Lee have been exposed? Boo hoo.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I will leave you with one final thought, troony. There is still time to turn back even if you’ve sunk to the lowest depths of depravity

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >im a weak pussy and moronic to boot. Bye!
                Oh, we know, dipshit. We know.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Weird, this would have offended coming from a real person but I feel nothing

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I will leave you with one final thought
                >NO WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET
                kwab

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >meme speak
                die out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What if they let them have sex with the decoy? They'd probably incriminate themselves way more during pillow talk

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >sex with the decoy

        You wouldn't dare

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Only if she keeps the hat on.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This girl is very clearly in her early 20's.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            if we're talking about decoys not looking their age then you need to check out my mammy and daddy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I know girls in their mid-30s who look like that. Usually Polish girls who somehow age like Japs where they hit the Babushka wall and accelerate at 40.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She could pass as 17, but not 13.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Titlette found a job she’s qualified for. Congratulations. Does she also play the male decoy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's not true. There were multiple men who got prosecuted. Including this cripple

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        DMac stays shavin'

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like whenever i see posts like this the person behind the screen is a degenerate unironic pedophile

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people like you pretend you already knew things. You had no fricking idea, dumb frick. This is like when I told people I knew that Bruce Lee was actually a weak homosexual in terms of fighting ability, but oh nooo look at all the feats he’s pulled off, he’s fricking strong as frick dude. A few years pass and UFC has time to really take hold, everyone acts like they knew he was a weak homosexual

        I was doing the Jigsaw meme you dips

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't matter, their reputation is tarnished beyond repair

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely untrue. The vast majority of them did jail time. A handful got life sentences because of a third offence

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >A handful got life sentences because of a third offence
        The dumbest law ever concocted.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My dad works for Nintendo and says you're wrong!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the charges, officer?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hansen is a monster for what he did to the fat guy with a hat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HANSEN, GET YOUR ROOTY TOOTY BEHIND IN HERE SO I CAN BLAST YA TO SMITHEREENS WITH MY FAITHFUL SIX SHOOTER

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They did my boy Ambrosio dirty. They should've let him and Hansen duel it out at high noon. Winner gets to frick the decoy, no matter the age, its right there in the duel contract your honor.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've always thought it would be funny if the guy was like "I WAS PROMISED SOME ASS AND I'M GONNA GET IT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER" and then whipped his dick out and started chasing around Chris Hansen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The boondocks already did that

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HANSEN YOU YELLA BELLIED DOG

    I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Start talking in reverse and walk backwards out of the house

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you're a slick dog hansen, using dicky like that ougtha be a crime...

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    well since she's not underage let me bang her

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How convenient that not a single suspect ever brought a gun or knife with him.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do a 360 and walk away

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you even do in this situation?
    pull out gun and an hero

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood how this show worked, is everyone just an actor and it's fake? Because when they narrate the chat logs it's always obvious it's not a child just someone poorly LARPing as one, and when they do voice calls it's ALWAYS SUPER OBVIOUSLY not a child's voice.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mate, some of these guys drive for several hours to the decoy house, imagine that, sheer hours in traffic and on the road with nothing but you and your thoughts, and they never for once think "something is off"

      these guys are so desperately horny and degenerated that they don't care if the minor is spitting every sexual word in the thesaurus at them, they'll read the texts and think "sweeeet!! I'm really wooing this pre teen!!1"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But even kids who would legitimately be sexual (pretty much always because of being molested/raped by step dad or relatives since early age) wouldn't talk like the decoys do. If it's real I don't understand why the people running it wouldn't at least do a passable realistic LARP, it's not THAT HARD to pretend to be some mentally ill child abuse victim flirting with men on the internet. But idk how it would realistically escalate to sex other than prostitution.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But even kids who would legitimately be sexual (pretty much always because of being molested/raped by step dad or relatives since early age) wouldn't talk like the decoys do. If it's real I don't understand why the people running it wouldn't at least do a passable realistic LARP, it's not THAT HARD to pretend to be some mentally ill child abuse victim flirting with men on the internet. But idk how it would realistically escalate to sex other than prostitution.

      The guys are obviously not very smart and some of them are literally moronic. You're just seeing the selection of guys who are stupid enough to think
      >it's a good idea to drive over to the home of this 15 year old girl i've been talking to online and try to have sex with her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You just know the cop had recently bought it and was itching to use it.

        Pedos aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

        But why would they think the underage girls would want the dudes to come over to THEIR HOUSE? Wouldn't it be the other way around? I mean 15yos do frick guys irl but I can't imagine they ever invite the guys to their parents house lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >But why
          Because

          [...]
          The guys are obviously not very smart and some of them are literally moronic. You're just seeing the selection of guys who are stupid enough to think
          >it's a good idea to drive over to the home of this 15 year old girl i've been talking to online and try to have sex with her

          >The guys are obviously not very smart and some of them are literally moronic

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >And Hansen?
    >Hansen sent us.
    >Did ya bring a dicky for me?
    >Well heheh, looks like we're shy one dicky.
    >You brought two too few.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I slowly remove my jacket revealing my explosive vest and quietly ask Chris Hansen not to move before revealing that I was only pretending to be a pedophile to assassinate him. Then I scream "ALLAHU AKBAR" and explode.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fav decoy oscar nomination moments?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it would have been peak comedy if they used a 80yo decoy and he just walked in and said, "wassup bro I'm 12 uwu"

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they had any kids pretending to be adults try to get the decoy. It would be quite the situation to see a young boy thinking he's going to meet someone his age only to see a middle aged man waiting alone in the kitchen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and that middle age man says in a high voice, "hello fellow child, i'm also 12!"

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just walk out and drive away.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know the pedos they entrapped are pathetic human beings but I'm surprised nobody ever assaulted Chris.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is a great mystery, like how none of the killers ever just kills Columbo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s moronic. Chris never tells them police are outside and always acts like they’re just going to go home after the interview. Why attack him and guarantee you’ll be charged with assault when you could potentially just go home?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I know the pedos they entrapped are pathetic human beings but I'm surprised nobody ever assaulted Chris.
      the only one i can think of even close to just kicking chris' ass was the rabbi (lmao)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they are loser low iq males desperate for pussy

      not a physical threat to anyone

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's a reason why they get caught ay.
        Then again, in my country there were literal cops caught by other cops (staging as children) trying to get involved with children.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's absolutely nothing you can do. By the time they get to that point, they're fricked no matter what they do. They've been doing this for a long time and they make sure that these guys are very explicit about understanding how old the "girl" is, what they intend to do with her, and generally have the "girl" ask them to bring something along which, when they do, obliterates any possibility of denial.

    She told him she was 13, she asked him to show up at her house with a box of condoms and a diet coke and here he is in the living room with a bag of condoms and a diet coke. What can he possibly say or do at that point?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fill up the condoms with diet coke and have a water balloon fight

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello Hansen, I have a suicide vest

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you believe that it is I who is surrounded but you have actually fallen for my trap card, terrorist group of armed pedophiles is encircling the police enirclement chris

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they have ask that one predator to come in naked? Was it just to get a good clip for the adverts of the show?

      I chuckled at this for way more than seems reasonable. I guess there's just something funny about the thought of a terrorist group comprised of pedophiles whose mission is to frick over Chris Hansen.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The show is fake and those are actors and no one gets arrested or charged

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          America has public arrest records for most states/counties.
          https://www.sheriffleefl.org/booking-search/

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >height: 5’
            christ. just let the guy go at that point.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >look up his court records
            >he only got 5 years of probation
            Disgusting. Every pedo should fricking hang.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >race

            >W

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Wetback

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >In November 2006, Perverted-Justice announced that another To Catch a Predator sting had been conducted with law enforcement in Murphy, Texas. There were 25 men who arrived at the location on Mandeville Drive over four days, with law enforcement investigating additional suspects. The predators included a former church music director and a former police officer in his 60s. These additional suspects, who conducted chats but did not arrive at the undercover house, included Kaufman County assistant district attorney Louis Conradt, who shot and killed himself on November 5, 2006, at his home when police attempted to serve him with a search warrant, after he had been caught talking to and exchanging pictures with a Perverted-Justice volunteer posing as a 13-year-old boy.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do a thing, I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >do
    if you reach this point, the time for action has long passed and now it's time to face the music

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This show was utter garbage. Nothing of interest happens. Mundane chat logs, idiotic rambling by the pedo when caught, pointless questioning by chris, and then onto the next one. Thrilling!
    I’m convinced every one who loves this show is just some pedo their self. Like how homosexuals go gaga for any show about them regardless of how shit it is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not intended for people with autism

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re in that situation you’ve either already committed a crime or you just got catfished. Leave to either getting arrested or freedom.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was the guy who went to McDonald's really just going to get something to eat?

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that one with the actual moronic guy, genuinely on the spectrum or something
    I kinda felt bad im not going to lie, he was twisted but was actually mentally stunted

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      was the guy actually mentally deficient or he was just physically disabled??

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a) cyanide capsule in upper left molar.
    b) nucolor bomb strapped to chest (100 megaton or greater)
    c) michael jackson dance moves and moonwalk out of there like a holocaust survivor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not just messatsu-ing chris before getting shot down by the cops
      ngmi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's a pedophile, not a killer. Give him some credit. Sheesh.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >b) nucolor bomb
      Nucular, its pronounced nu-cu-lar

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i pronounce it "knuck-lee-yur"

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Say that I knew Hanson would be there and that I just wanted to meet him for an autograph.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I came to frick Chris Hanson

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Say absolutely nothing. They set you up using a legal-age model and you don't have to dig your own grave

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    since nobody ever pulled a gun on hansen and/or killed themselves immediately i am conviced its all fake

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, because I've now seen some real shit done like this and it does not end well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >or killed themselves immediately
      Bro one of the most notable things related to the show is a guy killing himself when cops and NBC went to his house.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they got bored, tried to do it for real and fricked up so bad the show got canceled.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot them on site because your life is over even if you're innocent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but once you realize appearing on the show is community service to avoid having your life legally ruined you understand its not that serious

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah.
        You're name is fricked.
        In my country, this would lead to grave consequences and you could basically be a dead man.
        You're not dealing with a perv on the internet with e-girl pron.
        You're dealing with an active moron that is actively pursuing children. There's a bit of a difference.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          so then how come everyone acts like theyre just having a bad day and trying to get throught it instead of doing violence or running immediately?
          seems more like those anti insurance fraud commericals.
          >dont do this this and this unless you want to go to prison
          >insurance fraud and statutory rape are crimes

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has this show ever resulted in an operation being jeopardized or something like that? Like it just feels so surreal that you're just allowed to film and show an operation to catch perverts instead of the police just telling people to frick off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Police were not in charge of the sting operations, they were only supporting them. Initially they did not even have the police involved at all and actually let the guys go home after talking to them. There’s a notable incident from that time where they confront a guy, he goes home, then immediately falls for another decoy and they confront him again in the same day.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously the only natural response is to slowly eat the pizza you were offered, salivating on your last moments of freedom before Hansen buttfricks you

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You are carrying a gun while you try to solicit minors for sex, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Hitman Monaghan

      One time a guy said online he had weapons. The decoy wouldn’t let him in unless he proved he was unarmed.

      “I’m really freaked out and would feel better if you showed me you didn’t bring a gun.”

      My favorite was the youth pastor.
      “I thought this could be a sting, and came just to check it out. Ya’ll have a good day.” The cops tackle him right after.

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