>What do you got there? >Jesus Christ's crib?

>What do you got there?
>Jesus Christ's crib? Best I can do is 50 bucks. You gotta realize I'm taking a huge risk here.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My son, blubb blobb

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pawn shops offer lowballs
    Wow!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to a pawn show instead of DYOR and auctioning it off instead.

    It’s their job to buy things from you at the lowest price possible so they can turn a profit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude brings in rare coin
      >Asks 20k for it
      >"No, that's worth a lot more, let me call an expert"
      >Ends up paying 80k

      Some times, he's alright.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The American pickers did this too. It's because they don't want the audience complaining about that. Some amount of greed is expected but if they really rip someone off they will get shit for it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The American pickers
          That was a comfy show.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's that clip, btw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. And I know the show is scripted, but I'm always happy when someone refuses Rick's bullshit deal and walks.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just remember that it’s flesh and bone.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these are worth at least 70 for the set

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's gonna sit a while, I gotta get it framed...

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have the potion that can bring your son back to life
    >the best I can do is 50 cents

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went there once and they weren't even in the store. Not even the moronic one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea now that they're famous actors they're not actually allowed to work in the store for some reason

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is that ps6 from the future
    >what will i do with a console with no games?
    >i'll give you 20 for it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To his credit, one time some lady came in with some obscure fauberge piece and he told her the fair price. Also when they went on this road trip this dude had some samurai helmet which he priced way too low. Think he's also the president of the moral pawnshop owners or something.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have your son's body
    >The best I can do is his weight in gold

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy brings in something worth $2000
    >Is offered $800 for it
    >Gets angry, protesting that its worth $2000

    Why are you in a pawn shop then, numbnuts? Sell it directly to a buyer yourself if you're so sure of its value - why the frick would they give you the same amount of money they are getting for it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I brought in a "used" ps5 and they only gave me $150 for it. I hate pawn shops.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why didn't you sell it directly to the buyer on Ebay or Facebook Market Place? Hell, even an independent reseller without overhead would have offered more than that. Because you didn't want the hassle and wanted quick cash. So again: why would they pay you so much that they can't make a profit of it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          150 doesn't seem so bad for a pawn shop unless it was during the scarcity.
          I wanted to sell a brand new MacBook pro for an emergency, paid something like 1,500. Was willing to get 700-800. The highest I was offered was 300 after going to two shops

          I wasn't angry and I took the money but it was still gay. They probably made $100 off me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        150 doesn't seem so bad for a pawn shop unless it was during the scarcity.
        I wanted to sell a brand new MacBook pro for an emergency, paid something like 1,500. Was willing to get 700-800. The highest I was offered was 300 after going to two shops

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy brings in something worth $2000
      >Is offered $800 for it
      >"that's the best I can do. you don't want to take it back home, right?"
      >guy begrudgingly accepts the offer
      I hate this even more

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did God even need/want the whole "human" experience? Did he create Paradise (pre-Genesis) to fail intentionally just to teach a vague, ambiguous lesson about how fear is the only motivator?
    The Hell r u playin at, Skyman?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So that we could bear witness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do bears even exist on the New Earth? What did this bear witness that's relevant?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let me call a friend who's an expert on Jesus Christ's cribs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's got to refurbish it with 0AD nails, it'll probably cost me more than what I'm paying you

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>What do you got there?
    Christ's crib? Best I can do is 50 bucks. You gotta realize I'm taking a huge risk here.
    mfw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you have here?
      >Your wife's juicy pussy?
      >Best I can do is 20. I got enough to eat at home.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bail is set at $50,000
    >best I can do is 50 bucks

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A pee stained sofa cushion? I'll get at least a hundred dollars for that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cum-stained towel?
      >thats what i call the x-factor!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never watched the show but have seen a few clips, should I go and do that before posting itt or just carry on posting regardless as if I have?
    Keeping in mind no one called me out yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's kino. He's clearly a passionate guy and he gets some cool stuff coming in. They have this old fat guy with the hat, he runs some kind of museum, he's very knowledgeable about all kinds of shit. There's a lot of history explained as well. it gets memes a lot but it's a kino show.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Somebody brings in a book
    >Let me call an expert I know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always wondered how many people have attempted to recreate fake versions of items after the "expert" reveals what supposedly makes them unique.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she can examine my book anytime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was amazed how hot she got in later seasons

      Damn
      She has smiling eyes, just looking at her feels good

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Now $0

    HH*WHEEEEEEEEZE*hhhhhheee-

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was funnier
    >israelite literally named gold
    >Black folk stirring shit up over 10 bucks
    >MY KID COULD HAVE GOT KILLED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't insult his israeli ways

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >item valued at 500
    >Get offered $250 by pawn shop
    or
    >Take 50 pics of the item
    >Spend a week listing it on eBay
    >Maybe get $500 for it
    >Maybe on my get 400 or 300
    >eBay takes 30%
    >Have to deal with shipping
    Or
    >Offer it up on CL or FB
    >Get an offer for $500
    >Roody-poo shoots you in the head when you meat up and he steals your shoes and car

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$250
      I wish. Only thing they give you half price is gift cards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw my dad sells baseball cards and books on Ebay for 2 dollars each because he just enjoys the process
      Retirement is a hell of a drug.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, do you have Battletoads?

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