I want you to imagine for a second, a blue board so based the troony jannies had to literally shut it down. This is the story of /qa/. The mods called it Operation Clean Stable, the docs were leaked some time ago.
the cgi looks fine for the time it's the 1992 concept of "cyber space" that's a little antiquated >i'm gonna ring all the phones in the world after my body is sucked up into this computer
jobe you can just dial a phone
Reading the description of the short story I can see why. The only thing the movie and the story have in common is that they both involve a lawnmower man.
they wanted to produce a sci-fi thriller script somebody had written but apparently didn't have enough faith in it so they tagged stephen king by slapping a title they had the rights to on it and changing the mc to a landscaper
I went with a large group of friends to see it. We were all taking LSD, so we thought it was great.
I rewatched it sober years later and realized what a terrible movie it was.
>We were all taking LSD
You don't have to lie. I saw this movie in the theater also when it came out and it was fricking badass BECAUSE of the CGI which was all so totally new and different and exciting at the time. It just was on the very edge of that technology so it aged like milk.
I remember trying to watch this movie because everyone said it was great back then and I couldn't get past like the first 20 minutes. Then I later realised I was confusing it for Demolition Man.
The first quarter and last quarter are excellent bad cgi. The middle half is a boring and predictable movie with hacking and plans to steal a chip from an evil corporation trying to be Facebook essentially.
the second movie is a 90s action flick, the first movie is more of a psychological horror style with some paranormal powers, basically they are two different movies it's not really a continuation of the first
i think i prefer the sega cd one because it doesn't have the linear platforming levels, it's basically just the vr games from the movie interceded by video clips
My family would record movies off of HBO and Showtime back in the day. Often when I had an hour to spare with nobody home, I would cue up her titty scene in The World According to Garp and beat off really hard.
Black folk coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a troony, tho
(Cob Gang!)
Quote these chuddys like a script-y homie, you a onions-y homie
On the 'rty with them Norway homies, and them SwedeWIN homies
You run up and they raiding homies, we ain't jannies homie
No soot, you a loser homie, up that rangeban homie
On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor
Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score
They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board
In the kway my homies be posting gems, my homies 'cobsons bop
Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock
Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot
Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot
I don't frick with no NAS coal, only gems, tho
Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up
I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak
I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak
I'm on some raid a troony's shit, take a janny's b***h
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
Black folk coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a troony, tho
All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho
Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it
I aint wanna coal this thread, but homie frick it
I'm on some raid a troony's shit, take a janny's b***h
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
I'm on some raid a troony's shit, take a janny's b***h
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
I was very disappointed cause I was expecting a cool neon flooded future world with a crazy serial killer running round killing people with gardening tools
I first caught it 2/3rds of the way through on TV at the point where Jobe shows up at Pierce Brosnan's house talking crazy shit and then gets picked up by a guy in a truck like a teenager waiting on his parents to come get him. It only got worse from there and I was so zooted on cough syrup that I questioned reality for the rest of the movie.
I'd first heard of it in 2005. My girlfriends dad installed TiVo and this was on his list of saved things.
Now that I know what it's about, that fricking guy either was way cooler than he let on or a massive idiot. At least he invited me to their israeli relatives hannukah party.
Despite the face being Cinemaphile's version of The Mystery of the Druids it's a solid movie. As a fan of early CGI and an unhappy kid it was cathartic seeing this guy exact revenge on others and the entire world. Including The Architect was a bonus. It's not scary to me, it's a fun ride.
it's a bone chilling jump-scare-free atmospheric character driven "A24-esque" slow burn horror film that warns people about transhumanism and mowing lawns
Flowers For Algernon the movie
fpbp, also came here to post this
I think ive played the sega one but it was eons ago and it was my brothers, do have some memories over how fricking trippy it was
Yep King is a hack. The short story he wrote of the same name is better than this shit.
True.
I AM COB HERE
Can someone please tell me where the Cobson meme originates from? Who is cobson?
I want you to imagine for a second, a blue board so based the troony jannies had to literally shut it down. This is the story of /qa/. The mods called it Operation Clean Stable, the docs were leaked some time ago.
gem
frick off funhausI miss you
Great movie but zoomers probably won’t like it because of the early cgi in it.
But it’s about an old computer program
I didn't know Trey Parker was getting roles before South Park and Cannibal.
Kino
Me on the right
This
I remember how impresive was to see it at the time
the cgi looks fine for the time it's the 1992 concept of "cyber space" that's a little antiquated
>i'm gonna ring all the phones in the world after my body is sucked up into this computer
jobe you can just dial a phone
I don't know, something about the primitive cgi makes it scarier.
The movie was generally disliked at the time of its release. I never heard anyone speak positively about it in the nineties.
Didn't you know? Old = good by default according to Cinemaphile. 1992 is already considered old times.
Reddit passive aggressiveness is gay
And immediately goes for the reddit boogeyman, classic Cinemaphile programming by a moron trying to fit in.
Truth
it was a success though. the sequel is truly bonkers, made by the same people as max headroom and mario bros.
>it was a success though
many shit movies are, just look at horror films.
I saw it when it came out and thought it sucked. I knew Jurassic Park was in production and that it would have cgi dinosaurs, and that made me sad.
The cgi brontosaurus in Jurassic Park aged like shit but the rest of the effects still look fantastic today.
In 1992 I was worried though.
There is no brontosaurus in JP
you know what i meant you frick.
>Debicki arrives
kino. love the way the studio refused to take stephen king's name off of it even after he sued and won
Reading the description of the short story I can see why. The only thing the movie and the story have in common is that they both involve a lawnmower man.
they wanted to produce a sci-fi thriller script somebody had written but apparently didn't have enough faith in it so they tagged stephen king by slapping a title they had the rights to on it and changing the mc to a landscaper
I hate wojaks
Holy NAS
Network-attached storage?
I went with a large group of friends to see it. We were all taking LSD, so we thought it was great.
I rewatched it sober years later and realized what a terrible movie it was.
see
Zoomer detected.
I was 28 when Lawnmower Man was released in 1992. You are not very good at this.
Uhuh, whatever you say.
>We were all taking LSD
You don't have to lie. I saw this movie in the theater also when it came out and it was fricking badass BECAUSE of the CGI which was all so totally new and different and exciting at the time. It just was on the very edge of that technology so it aged like milk.
I feel like no one in these 500 replies wants to discuss Lawnmower Man from 1992
how about you actually read the thread you dyslexic frick.
I remember trying to watch this movie because everyone said it was great back then and I couldn't get past like the first 20 minutes. Then I later realised I was confusing it for Demolition Man.
it's fricking bad and it's downright awful if you're ever exposed to the director's cut
Never seen it. I've skipped directly to lawnmower man 2: beyond cyberspace, or cyber war. Which ever one the damn movie wants to be called.
Did you like it?
The first quarter and last quarter are excellent bad cgi. The middle half is a boring and predictable movie with hacking and plans to steal a chip from an evil corporation trying to be Facebook essentially.
the second movie is a 90s action flick, the first movie is more of a psychological horror style with some paranormal powers, basically they are two different movies it's not really a continuation of the first
i think i want big red.
cobson on the logson
I rented this shit from blockbuster too many times man, it's like burned into my soul or something
>mfw asac schrader shows up
hey, you got a horse?
reminds me of mystery of the druids
I recently watched Johnny Mnemonic for the first time, reminded me of that.
Oh right, this had a videogame for some reason.
i think i prefer the sega cd one because it doesn't have the linear platforming levels, it's basically just the vr games from the movie interceded by video clips
>Got this game as kid
>Hadn't seen the movie yet
>Perfect game that sucks, but is still fun.
They really thought this was a good cover?
Excellent cover mate. Game proper should out
who u callin mate, mate?
Can't be very good since you gays only ever post the one still from this movie.
its a cool movie
So this is where that basedjak came from. I should see this movie, I like cyberpunk.
It's...it's not very cyberpunk. It's fricking terrible actually.
>my special move is turning glowBlack folk into pixels!
It's really that shit.
i love the beginning. really creepy shit.
If I was a little more moronic I probably could've fricked a hot milf whilst doing lawnmowing
This is the main thing I'll always remember.
My family would record movies off of HBO and Showtime back in the day. Often when I had an hour to spare with nobody home, I would cue up her titty scene in The World According to Garp and beat off really hard.
save me cobson
save me cobby
save me Cobson
Good movie but I prefer Videodrome
Death to Videodrome.
gemmy tho
HWNBAG
Can any /qa/Black person explain this cobson meme
https://wiki.s-o-yjak.party/index.php/Cobson
what is wrong with you people?
Black folk coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a troony, tho
(Cob Gang!)
Quote these chuddys like a script-y homie, you a onions-y homie
On the 'rty with them Norway homies, and them SwedeWIN homies
You run up and they raiding homies, we ain't jannies homie
No soot, you a loser homie, up that rangeban homie
On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor
Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score
They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board
In the kway my homies be posting gems, my homies 'cobsons bop
Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock
Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot
Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot
I don't frick with no NAS coal, only gems, tho
Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up
I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak
I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak
I'm on some raid a troony's shit, take a janny's b***h
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
Black folk coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a troony, tho
All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho
Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it
I aint wanna coal this thread, but homie frick it
I'm on some raid a troony's shit, take a janny's b***h
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
I'm on some raid a troony's shit, take a janny's b***h
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit
(Cob Gang!)
Shiny gemson gemerald gemmy gem HWNBASBBC
I was very disappointed cause I was expecting a cool neon flooded future world with a crazy serial killer running round killing people with gardening tools
that big red kill was pretty kick ass you know it
bumo
I first caught it 2/3rds of the way through on TV at the point where Jobe shows up at Pierce Brosnan's house talking crazy shit and then gets picked up by a guy in a truck like a teenager waiting on his parents to come get him. It only got worse from there and I was so zooted on cough syrup that I questioned reality for the rest of the movie.
NAS coal
YWNBAG
I'd first heard of it in 2005. My girlfriends dad installed TiVo and this was on his list of saved things.
Now that I know what it's about, that fricking guy either was way cooler than he let on or a massive idiot. At least he invited me to their israeli relatives hannukah party.
my name is isaac schrader and i think albuquerque sucks
>coalson
GTAB
/bant/roon coal
cobson is a gem, you chud
What’s the actual Steve king story about ?
A lawnmower that mows by itself and a naked guy that walks behind it and eats the cut grass.
>*the lawnmower was a struggling writer*
I presume the twist is he's a cow in disguise.
look i just really like job. yeah hes slow but hes a cool guy and very nice to people.
When the neighbour sucks his tongue... cooooom.
PS: Frick man this captcha is getting unbearable.
Despite the face being Cinemaphile's version of The Mystery of the Druids it's a solid movie. As a fan of early CGI and an unhappy kid it was cathartic seeing this guy exact revenge on others and the entire world. Including The Architect was a bonus. It's not scary to me, it's a fun ride.
>what is wrong with you people?
I saw it in the theater. Its terrible.
/qa/ won
/qa/ wo-ACK!
coal
/qa/ won
> a white guy that mows lawn
Could they make this movie today?
It's a gemmy on the shemmy
gemson go UP
/qa/ won but the sharty is dead and trash
The 'arty is 90% bbcobson
Dead site
Soot should have made it one board considering the miniscule population.
/qa/ ascended
for 90s cyber cheese, Virtuosity >>>>>>>>
Man
it's a bone chilling jump-scare-free atmospheric character driven "A24-esque" slow burn horror film that warns people about transhumanism and mowing lawns