>What do you mean Plasma Rifle? >This doesn't even exist yet in our time.

>What do you mean Plasma Rifle?
>This doesn't even exist yet in our time.
>Are you some sort of robot time traveler from the future?
>Dont move while I inform the authorities

The Terminator would have been totally screwed if this were to happen

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the Terminator inform about himself to the authorities?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Terminator enter gun shop
      >Needs to acquire a primary weapon which will inflict max amount of damage in the range that he operates so he visually scans the rack and selects the 12 Gauge Autoloada
      >Terminator parameters now switch to prioritize a secondary more concealable weapon as a backup and notices the .45 Long Slide w/ Laser Sighting (important)
      >After completing the inspection of the handgun, the terminator accepts this as a suitable weapon
      >At the same time his programming notices the laser sighting. All the files the Terminator has for this time period doesn't suggest that laser sighting should exist yet. And realistically, this was a very new accessory for firearms at the time.
      >Terminator processes this information and concludes that since there are little to no records of pre-Judgement Day, there might be a chance to acquire a plasma rifle in this time period. Especially given the fact that laser sighting is present while not being in his internal files.
      >Terminator most likely narrows down plasma rifle selection to the earliest iterations. In this sense, the Phased Plasma Rifle in a 40 Watt range could very well be some sort of pre-production prototype that has the earliest data of appearance on Skynets data files, and by extension, the Terminators data files.
      >The shop keeper is quick to retort with a snide remark
      >Terminator calculates that plasma rifle technology must not exist due to tone and inflection detected in human response
      >Now Terminator needs another weapon to fulfill the role of the plasma rifle. It is logical to conclude that it was needed for supression/automatic fire.
      >For this reason, his programming looks for something in the shop that will fulfill the tactical purpose of the plasma rifle. Finds the Oozie Nein Mehlehmeeta and decides to use this in its place.
      >After inspection of all firearms are concluded and all firearm roles have been filled, it is time to dispose of the shop keeper.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A reasonable explaination. Alternatively, the terminators files were correct about the existence of plasma rifles at that time, but lacked the critical information that they were a military secret.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MARAUDER
          >Was
          Heh, funny guys

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just noticed this has been edited to remove references to DARPA and the fact that it was classified in '97. Interesting.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks autismo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        good autism

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Da ooz ooz

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever worked retail, the main part of the job is ignoring all the insane shit people say to you and trying to end the transaction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. customers in tech ask for shit that they just invented in their own heads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever worked retail, the main part of the job is ignoring all the insane shit people say to you and trying to end the transaction

        Yes, and to maybe calm their paranoia. At the beginning I used to explain how the world was in technology. Then I realized there is no convincing people and you'll just get in an endless argument with a crazy person.
        I'd you're in the dark times of your tech career learn the phrases
        >Hmmm that shouldn't happen but you should be fine even if it did
        >That would be a first
        >Let me check with the team.... No problem, you're good to go

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          tell us a story anon, I love hearing about stupid shit that morons ask retail people

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I never worked retail but a tier 1 phone jocky job. Naturally with computers you get lots of paranoid people.
            So far as stories, we had one guy call in just about every week. He was added somehow, he likes to mention being military before blunt head trauma. Every call was different. One way or another he convinced himself he needed to wipe his computer. So he did so and he'd have to call in to get stuff installed, reactivated and such. His story ended when he started saying he can't take it and was going to kill himself. Managers dealt with that somehow.
            Other stories are just things like some lady being a fucking bitch or a biz admin freaking out and touring his military career.
            That job showed me the depth of some troubled minds

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              this is the most common insanity:
              paranoid delusional schizos (often women when it comes to phones) whose condition is precipitated by a piece of mild ransomware or something and remains long after their iPhone is factory reset

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Have you ever worked retail, the main part of the job is ignoring all the insane shit people say to you and trying to end the transaction
      And this is why customer service has gone down the drain. Because giving a damn about your job is just too much for the iPhone generation. And then they turn around and demand a higher wage. Well you decreased the acceptable standard of your job, why should you be paid more? If you want more, you need to put in more. That's how the world works, and it sounds like you need a wakeup call.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Dick Miller thread. post em lads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Miller Time morons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss what Cinemaphile was like when this post style was common

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The humo(u)r had to be dumbed down so the ESLs can insult you please understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was pretty cool in Demon Knight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also Gremlins

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        all those grandious boobas in one scene. a pleasantful nipple festival

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy is milling dicks lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a living

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey this guy was the guy in that 2024(?) episode of Star Trek DS9

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't remember this episode being so Dick-heavy. Will watch again.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Er, could you not point that thing directly at my fucking dicknballs please?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >So whattayou, on some sorta, Star Trek or sometin'?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not just that, the pic in second post you replied to is from a brief role he had in the first Dixon Hill holodeck episode of TNG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what a 26 year old man looked like in the 1980s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *24

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Dies in your kino*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dick Miller exudes more quality dyin than most actors do livin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Go get'em, spaceman

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The tie your gun misfired- that was me! I was the instrument of your pain, Mr Terminator

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i saw after hours on the weekend, i was happy to see his name in the opening credits

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UZININEMILLIMETER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FOHTY FIFE LOGSLIDE

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's eye-talian

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Say, do you happen to have any of John's used gym shorts laying around?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey that guy didn't pay!

      quit shitting up the Dick Miller thread with these hacks

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey that guy didn't pay!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You got me burningggg

      >You got me burningggg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, would you, as a part time bouncer, even bother to going after someone that walks and acts like Arnold in T1?
      I would be like fuck that, let that dude do his thing, aint getting paid enough for this shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is why you're on hormones and participated in locktober

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >"Do I look like I can't afford to get my arm broke over $4.50? Call the cops if you want him ejected so bad."

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's the reason why you're not a bouncer. Real bouncers have EXTREMELY tryhard egos, now picture this: They became bouncers because they were TOO DUMB to actually become a cop.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >t. got thrown out of the club for being a creep and still salty about it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I went part in on owner of a club for 6 years, you retarded child. Every guy we had applying to be a bouncer was a dumb fucking ape.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >t. got intimidated by masculine men at work and still thinks about them. also failed as a part-time club owner

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Are you literally 15 years old?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this is correct
          when you hire a bounce you look for a guy who is stupid enough to risk breaking his hand over $4.50 for your benefit. that's exactly what you want

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You did it op
    You found the one plot hole in the movie

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just give me the popcorn Dickwad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smoozie nine milliliter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You call moi, a dickwad?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Robert is bigger than prime Arnie?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember him in Small Soldiers, he was the delivery guy that gave Alan the toys off the truck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This film doubled its production cost at the box office but all the grownup critics hated it (because it was a fucking kids movie). I remember loving it and to this day I think it's a neat idea for a movie. Really subverts the ol' expectaciónes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I still have the vhs and soundtrack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >end of film hassles the ceo of company over toy holding him hostage who wants him to move the truck
      >writes check
      >yes sir right away sir
      Good movie. I still think of "Gizmo" whenever requiring a password

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.
      As a kid I just assumed this was a reference to Apocalypse Now or something, I only found out recently it's not a reference to anything it just is from Small Soldiers. One of my favorite movie quotes of all time, I think about it once a month.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOZY NINE MILLY MEETUH

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh, does not compute, error_out: WRONG

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's worse is that kyle reese died in vain: when the terminator lost its disguise he had failed his mission, all sarah had to do was run away and the terminator would have never been able to finish the job before being discovered by the public.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Terminator?
    I barely know her!

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He thinks they might sell plasma weapons in France where the terminator is from

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh in that case بندقية بلازما مرحلية في نطاق 40 واط

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YOU ASSWHORE

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think he'd kill the register guy with his hands then

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He thought that the Terminator was joking you autist

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >40-watt range
    what did he even mean by this? most kitchen appliances use more watts

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you're a gay moron. just because some wage is working at a fast food or shitty job doesn't give boomers the right to troll them constantly. boomers got piss-easy jobs during the golden era of the best economy in human history. young workers today have to slave away to buy overpriced used cars, inflated college degrees, massively overpriced houses. boomers did fuck all with a high school diploma and have two houses. fuck off. current generation absolutely has to work harder for the same shit. have a nice day moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >wah existence is hard
      Oh lord, grow up.

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