>What do you mean Plasma Rifle?
>This doesn't even exist yet in our time.
>Are you some sort of robot time traveler from the future?
>Dont move while I inform the authorities
The Terminator would have been totally screwed if this were to happen
>What do you mean Plasma Rifle? >This doesn't even exist yet in our time.
Wrong
Why would the Terminator inform about himself to the authorities?
>Terminator enter gun shop
>Needs to acquire a primary weapon which will inflict max amount of damage in the range that he operates so he visually scans the rack and selects the 12 Gauge Autoloada
>Terminator parameters now switch to prioritize a secondary more concealable weapon as a backup and notices the .45 Long Slide w/ Laser Sighting (important)
>After completing the inspection of the handgun, the terminator accepts this as a suitable weapon
>At the same time his programming notices the laser sighting. All the files the Terminator has for this time period doesn't suggest that laser sighting should exist yet. And realistically, this was a very new accessory for firearms at the time.
>Terminator processes this information and concludes that since there are little to no records of pre-Judgement Day, there might be a chance to acquire a plasma rifle in this time period. Especially given the fact that laser sighting is present while not being in his internal files.
>Terminator most likely narrows down plasma rifle selection to the earliest iterations. In this sense, the Phased Plasma Rifle in a 40 Watt range could very well be some sort of pre-production prototype that has the earliest data of appearance on Skynets data files, and by extension, the Terminators data files.
>The shop keeper is quick to retort with a snide remark
>Terminator calculates that plasma rifle technology must not exist due to tone and inflection detected in human response
>Now Terminator needs another weapon to fulfill the role of the plasma rifle. It is logical to conclude that it was needed for supression/automatic fire.
>For this reason, his programming looks for something in the shop that will fulfill the tactical purpose of the plasma rifle. Finds the Oozie Nein Mehlehmeeta and decides to use this in its place.
>After inspection of all firearms are concluded and all firearm roles have been filled, it is time to dispose of the shop keeper.
A reasonable explaination. Alternatively, the terminators files were correct about the existence of plasma rifles at that time, but lacked the critical information that they were a military secret.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MARAUDER
>Was
Heh, funny guys
Just noticed this has been edited to remove references to DARPA and the fact that it was classified in '97. Interesting.
Thanks autismo
good autism
Da ooz ooz
Have you ever worked retail, the main part of the job is ignoring all the insane shit people say to you and trying to end the transaction
This. customers in tech ask for shit that they just invented in their own heads.
no
Yes, and to maybe calm their paranoia. At the beginning I used to explain how the world was in technology. Then I realized there is no convincing people and you'll just get in an endless argument with a crazy person.
I'd you're in the dark times of your tech career learn the phrases
>Hmmm that shouldn't happen but you should be fine even if it did
>That would be a first
>Let me check with the team.... No problem, you're good to go
tell us a story anon, I love hearing about stupid shit that morons ask retail people
I never worked retail but a tier 1 phone jocky job. Naturally with computers you get lots of paranoid people.
So far as stories, we had one guy call in just about every week. He was added somehow, he likes to mention being military before blunt head trauma. Every call was different. One way or another he convinced himself he needed to wipe his computer. So he did so and he'd have to call in to get stuff installed, reactivated and such. His story ended when he started saying he can't take it and was going to kill himself. Managers dealt with that somehow.
Other stories are just things like some lady being a fucking bitch or a biz admin freaking out and touring his military career.
That job showed me the depth of some troubled minds
this is the most common insanity:
paranoid delusional schizos (often women when it comes to phones) whose condition is precipitated by a piece of mild ransomware or something and remains long after their iPhone is factory reset
>Have you ever worked retail, the main part of the job is ignoring all the insane shit people say to you and trying to end the transaction
And this is why customer service has gone down the drain. Because giving a damn about your job is just too much for the iPhone generation. And then they turn around and demand a higher wage. Well you decreased the acceptable standard of your job, why should you be paid more? If you want more, you need to put in more. That's how the world works, and it sounds like you need a wakeup call.
This is now a Dick Miller thread. post em lads.
It's Miller Time morons
I miss what Cinemaphile was like when this post style was common
The humo(u)r had to be dumbed down so the ESLs can insult you please understand
He was pretty cool in Demon Knight
Also Gremlins
all those grandious boobas in one scene. a pleasantful nipple festival
this guy is milling dicks lmao
it's a living
Hey this guy was the guy in that 2024(?) episode of Star Trek DS9
Forgot pic
I don't remember this episode being so Dick-heavy. Will watch again.
>Er, could you not point that thing directly at my fucking dicknballs please?
>So whattayou, on some sorta, Star Trek or sometin'?
Not just that, the pic in second post you replied to is from a brief role he had in the first Dixon Hill holodeck episode of TNG
>this is what a 26 year old man looked like in the 1980s
*24
*Dies in your kino*
Dick Miller exudes more quality dyin than most actors do livin
>Go get'em, spaceman
>The tie your gun misfired- that was me! I was the instrument of your pain, Mr Terminator
i saw after hours on the weekend, i was happy to see his name in the opening credits
UZININEMILLIMETER
FOHTY FIFE LOGSLIDE
that's eye-talian
>Say, do you happen to have any of John's used gym shorts laying around?
quit shitting up the Dick Miller thread with these hacks
>Hey that guy didn't pay!
>You got me burningggg
>You got me burningggg
Honestly, would you, as a part time bouncer, even bother to going after someone that walks and acts like Arnold in T1?
I would be like fuck that, let that dude do his thing, aint getting paid enough for this shit
this is why you're on hormones and participated in locktober
>"Do I look like I can't afford to get my arm broke over $4.50? Call the cops if you want him ejected so bad."
That's the reason why you're not a bouncer. Real bouncers have EXTREMELY tryhard egos, now picture this: They became bouncers because they were TOO DUMB to actually become a cop.
>t. got thrown out of the club for being a creep and still salty about it
I went part in on owner of a club for 6 years, you retarded child. Every guy we had applying to be a bouncer was a dumb fucking ape.
>t. got intimidated by masculine men at work and still thinks about them. also failed as a part-time club owner
Are you literally 15 years old?
this is correct
when you hire a bounce you look for a guy who is stupid enough to risk breaking his hand over $4.50 for your benefit. that's exactly what you want
You did it op
You found the one plot hole in the movie
>just give me the popcorn Dickwad
>Smoozie nine milliliter
You call moi, a dickwad?
Damn, Robert is bigger than prime Arnie?
I remember him in Small Soldiers, he was the delivery guy that gave Alan the toys off the truck
This film doubled its production cost at the box office but all the grownup critics hated it (because it was a fucking kids movie). I remember loving it and to this day I think it's a neat idea for a movie. Really subverts the ol' expectaciónes.
Yeah I still have the vhs and soundtrack
>end of film hassles the ceo of company over toy holding him hostage who wants him to move the truck
>writes check
>yes sir right away sir
Good movie. I still think of "Gizmo" whenever requiring a password
>Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.
As a kid I just assumed this was a reference to Apocalypse Now or something, I only found out recently it's not a reference to anything it just is from Small Soldiers. One of my favorite movie quotes of all time, I think about it once a month.
OOZY NINE MILLY MEETUH
uhhhh, does not compute, error_out: WRONG
what's worse is that kyle reese died in vain: when the terminator lost its disguise he had failed his mission, all sarah had to do was run away and the terminator would have never been able to finish the job before being discovered by the public.
The Terminator?
I barely know her!
He thinks they might sell plasma weapons in France where the terminator is from
Oh in that case بندقية بلازما مرحلية في نطاق 40 واط
FUCK YOU ASSWHORE
I think he'd kill the register guy with his hands then
He thought that the Terminator was joking you autist
>40-watt range
what did he even mean by this? most kitchen appliances use more watts
you're a gay moron. just because some wage is working at a fast food or shitty job doesn't give boomers the right to troll them constantly. boomers got piss-easy jobs during the golden era of the best economy in human history. young workers today have to slave away to buy overpriced used cars, inflated college degrees, massively overpriced houses. boomers did fuck all with a high school diploma and have two houses. fuck off. current generation absolutely has to work harder for the same shit. have a nice day moron
>wah existence is hard
Oh lord, grow up.