>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USED THE NUCLEAR BOMB I CREATED AS A WEAPON?
>THAT ATOMIC BOMB WAS MEANT TO BE FRIENDLY AND NON LETHAL
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>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USED THE NUCLEAR BOMB I CREATED AS A WEAPON?
juwish physics
Who plays Truman?
This film looks incredibly gay.
But there aren't any black people in it, so it might be worth watching.
wtf I like Truman now?
Truman was a mid-wit.
Still smarter than that cretin Oppenheimer, do Americans still even say cretin? lol
this quote is fake
Oppenheimer never expressed any regret over the atomic bomb, it's all a popsci urban legend
Marlon Brando resurrected as a lich
It was supposed to be a recreational nuke.
Thanks for Gozilla and anime, oppenheimer!
>I INTENDED ZE GIANT DEATH RAY TO BE USED FOR GOOD, NOT EVIL
>TO HELP MANKIND, NOT DESTROY IT!
But in that sketch the Giant Death Ray really does have useful peaceful applications. There aren't really many useful peaceful applications for a nuclear bomb. Nuclear power, yes. Nuclear bombs, not so much. And so much effort has to be expended to achieve prompt criticality (criticality alone isn't enough) that it's basically a whole seperate branch of nuclear physics.
The sketch, while amusing on the surface, isn't really comparable.
>he doesn't know about the proposed space flight vehicle powered by repeatedly detonating nuclear bombs under it
Nuclear bombs were always going to be discovered via trying to harness nuclear fission for energy. Once it's discovered it's too late, you can't undiscover it
bump
But doctor death, why on Earth would you name it the giant death r- oh I see.
Why are some buildings in aftermath still standing?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOO
WHEN I SIGNED ON TO THIS PROJECT I THOUGHT THEY SAID WE WERE BUILDING AN ATOMIC BLONDE
ATOMIC
>I HAVE BECOME SLUSHMASTER, DESTOYER OF BRAINS
>NUMBER DOUBLE ZERO THAT WAS AN ERROR! GET IN HERE AND WASH MY CAR!
>Team name is Prosthetics
>Mascot is a player with two extra arms
All the Slushies are named after biblical figures:
>Lime Balthazar
>Grape Judas
>Orange Lazarus
Slushmaster Bob Oppenheimer
Narins kid of looks like Robert Oppenheimer.
Or a Nazi stooge.
Bill's meltdown:
>"I can't take it anymore. Alright, I ate snot once! It was at the candy counter at the movie theater, I thought it was imitation butter flavored topping. There, are you happy!"
Most of Little Pete's insults are related to jerking off:
>You scrape the legs off of dung beetles to ice your cupcakes!
>Hey ay Hot Lather Machine, ingenius!
>I get this, if you try to stop me, I'll make sure e-e-everyone knows why Mom won't let you buy lard any more.
Lots of other Biblical references too:
>Slushie names
>"A sign from above"
>Lazarus has stolen its last Soul
>An empty chalice is a lonely chalice
>"It's funny, how a spoonful of lard can be so EXPLOSIVE!"
>Gravy boat
>Elementary BACKSTROKE
>Maybe we should ask, the Squeegee Salesman
>And that my friend, is how you turn a Colt, into a Gelding.
What the hell, I don't remember this being so kino. Has entertainment actually fallen this far?
This episode alone will probably be more kino than Christopher Nolan's snooze fest.
Also, as a kid, most of the jokes in the series probably flew over your head.
I loved this show as a kid, but didn't fully appreciate the cinematography, directing, jokes, guest stars, musical choices, etc., until it was released on DVD and YouTube.
Oppen Heimer Style!
He was just upset they didn't use it on the Nazi instead of the Japanese.
Oh no big heckin nuke-o
LE SIGH
did nolan build a real nuke or use an equivalent amount of explosives for this movie
Atomics are weapons of peace!
Anybody got the zoomer version of his speech? I forgot to save it
Oppenheimer didn't feel guilty because he built a weapon. He felt guilty because it was all a lie and the entire world was then based on the lies of nuclear weapons existing.
"Waaaaa I vaporized 120~K japs!"
Meanwhile how many Russian and Germans civilians died?
Russia: 27,000,000
Japan: 2,600,000 - 3,100,000
Germany: 4,200,000
US: 418,500
Total deaths: 60,000,000
Everyone mentions vile and awful the bombs were, but kind of neglect to mention what Japan was doing in Manchuria, Southeast Asia, or the South Pacific.
Also the Americans weren't shy using conventional and firebombs on Japanese cities
Operation Meetinghouse was pretty bad. But do you think the Japanese wouldn't have done the same if they had the capability?
Of course not, everyone in WW2 was levelling civilians centres for fun and/or retribution
Ours just happened to be the final, most immediately severe, and decisive. Imagine if it had been dropped before Okinawa or Iwo Jima, before the Russians crossing into Germany and Germany surrendering.
oh yeah people never bang on about Jap war crimes, you never hear that at all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
The Japanese war crimes and raping was insanely horrific:
>Vivisection without anethesia, even on pregnant women (both the mom and fetus would be killed)
>removing organs while the prisoners were still alive
>Repeated rape by guards
>Amputed limbs
>Had bombs exploded on them to determine kill radius
>Placed in low pressure chambers until their eyes popped from their sockets.
>Placed in centrifugres and spun until dead
>Hung upside down until death
>Injected with seawater until death
>Infected with every poison/pathogen known
>Dehydration experiments
>Sweated to death in "total dehydration experiments", where they were literally mummified alive
>Blood transfusion experiments that caused death.
>Experiment on how long it took 3-day old babies to freeze to death
>Freezing limbs until only the "stump" of the torso and head remained
>Female prisoners were forced to become pregnant for use in experiments.
Subarashii
>Estimates of those killed by Unit 731 and its related programs range up to half a million people, and none of the inmates survived.
>Though "a large number of babies were born in captivity", there have been no accounts of any survivors of Unit 731, children included. It is suspected that the children of female prisoners were killed after birth or aborted.
>No one who entered Unit 731 came out alive.
>remember the 500,000 goyim
>Now a fellow named Chiang Kai-shek told me the worst part of Unit 731 was the hypocrisy. Personally I feel it was the raping and baby torture.
And none of the perpetrators were punished. They were given immunity in exchange for their research data. At least now we can scuba dive as a result. Though honestly they should have just taken the data and killed the manyway.
>chinks
>people
They were based, I have doubts about the masturbation machines and vats of acid tier quotes from the “survivors” anyhow
i'm just glad macarthur and hirohito survived
Oppenheimer? More like PLOPpenheimer
What would it take for Cinemaphile to stop dabbing on Cillian Murphy?
this is a CARRAAAZY thought but what if the movie is about how the people struggled with the highly immoral task of creating a weapon that can kill millions of people? wouldn't that just be so crazy? like, imagine....
How’s this going to fare on the Nolan boring scale? More than inception?
>nooo the atomic bob is beig used to obliterate hecking POC!!!!!!1