My pickle is free for anyone who wants it 😉 but you do have to pay me more than 2.75 because I’m in need of money atm but it’s only a temporary fee I will charge
Watching a movie is a good time to eat and let the food digest since you're not doing anything else for 2 hours. I just make a sandwich and sneak it in. The problem comes with golems who have to shovel slop into their mouths at all times. "Snacking" is why so many people are fat. Popcorn is a bullshit food, especially smothered in liquid butter.
Gain weight.
Seethe more.
Holy shit you're fricking annoying, I bet you drink water
Watching a movie is a good time to eat and let the food digest since you're not doing anything else for 2 hours. I just make a sandwich and sneak it in. The problem comes with golems who have to shovel slop into their mouths at all times. "Snacking" is why so many people are fat. Popcorn is a bullshit food, especially smothered in liquid butter.
You guys are just gays. I eat all of the time and I’m not even past 150. You probably have fat storing genetics because your ancestors were pussy farmers who didn’t hunt
Nope. Not me. Even when I do start putting on some fat, I can shed 10 or 20 pounds in a month without even trying. If I skip a few meals because I’m lazy I just start dropping fat like hell, and my body HATES storing fat to begin with
Mhm. I'm sure you're a special little snowflake, anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s not even that special, about 5-10% of the population has a similar body type. Ectomorphs are the least common, though
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ecto/endo/mesomorph is pseudoscience nonsense. Your metabolic rate is actual science and can be plugged into a calculator. You aren't special with le epic genes that make you store less fat than others, I'm sorry to say. You just have an efficient metabolism, likely due to being young and active. No one can consume what a fatass consumes, and live a fatass' lifestyle, and not balloon up to look like they do, unless maybe you have IBS and shit it all out before you can absorb the nutrients.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nope. Not me. Even when I do start putting on some fat, I can shed 10 or 20 pounds in a month without even trying. If I skip a few meals because I’m lazy I just start dropping fat like hell, and my body HATES storing fat to begin with
>popcorn is a bullshit food
Literally how do you figure? If you arent covering it in fricking butter popcorn is actually not a bad snack at all. Not super calorie heavy like candy
I could literally shove a bottle up your ass and squirt it into you and make you gain 10 pounds because what I drink is so calorie dense, but unlike you, I’m constantly working out and burning calories so even though it’s about 27,000 calories I don’t gain weight, but you would
I'm literally peak physical form you ignorant fat, greasy, overweight, slouchy, mongoloid, repulsive, vile, seething, loser, manlet, groid, disgusting, janky, pleb, incel, lowtest, Black person, candyass, tool, cancerous, gangrenous, moron, failure, slob, degenerate, outcast, and most importantly. You are plain and simple : a gayet.
Normally I just bring in a small George foreman grill, and a portable battery and plug it into that then cook myself a small meal when I’m the theater. Everyone gets jealous because often times I’m making really delicious steaks
The $19.50 buys you the 'annual bucket', which you can refill at any point in 2014 for a cost of $2.75, a large popcorn on its own is $7.75 so if you buy the annual bucket and refill it 4 times over the course of a year then it works out cheaper than just buying 5 large popcorns.
>kid me
popcorn (90% stolen by family), a choc mint choc-top ice-cream and a bottle of water >18 y/o me (I lived next to one of those "upper class" cinemas for a couple of years)
wedges, a burger OR pizza and two bottles of water (or one 1.5L bottle from home) >current me
a pack of M&Ms OR some biltong from a nearby shop and two bottles of water (or one 1.5L bottle from home) the captcha speaks the truth
>here's a bucket of popcorn with artificial butter flavored vegetable oil, worth $0.08 >here's a cup that you can fill with corn syrup mixed with water, worth $0.03 >that will be $16.99 >enjoy your movie!
I'm pretty sure if you just save your soda cup from last time and bring it in, you can just go and fill it up. the kids working there are like 16 they're not gonna say anything, much less give a frick at all
>here's your movie on a big ass screen in comfy chairs in a big room we make 20 cents off of after israeliteberg studios takes a 95% cut
gordos buying $75 worth of corn kernels and Conglomerate #4™ goy Confectionary® is why you aren't paying $30 to see a fricking movie
These threads always showcase the childish and malleable nature of the American mind. They've been so easily indoctrinated by corporations to intimately associate drinking soda and eating candies with watching a movie. One has to be done with the other, to the point they'll gladly be charged absurd amounts to get their sugar fix before their movie. This kind of unrestrained capitalism could only happen in America.
im not even american but it makes sense to have a snack while you're watching a movie regardless of where you are in the world you moron gorilla Black person
Usually nothing, but if I were to get food I'd get the following: >sweet and salted popcorn >a hotdog with jalapeños and nacho cheese >strawberry pencils >a bottle of Dr Pepper
A salted pretzel with nacho cheese dip and a large drink. Going to a theater is supposed to be a fun time out, if your normal diet is so shit that you have to avoid some junk food once in a while you should stop eating entirely for a few days.
Pickles are great to eat, especially as a late night snack. Also a lot of cultures in Europe it's pretty common that whole pickles are served with every meal
I sneak in PB&J sandwiches from home, always sit in towards the back and get high as shit from my vape. Saw the Northman like this, couldn’t have had a better time if I tried.
1 large popcorn, 2 large sodas (1 for pre film since I like to show up ~30 mins early since I like to catch all the previews and I fricking hate getting up in the middle of a film for refills), nachos, and sweet tart ropes.
>all the "hurrrr durrrr i REFUSE snacks at a theatre because I am super special posts"
Is it just poorgay coping or what? I go the the theatre maybe a couple of times every few months. So yeah when I go I make it the full experience and get snacks. Medium popcorn, medium fountain drink, and if I am feeling it maybe some sour patch kids or crunch chocolate cluster things.
>when I go I make it the full experience and get snacks
Listen to yourself. You think you need to eat while watching a movie to make it an "experience".
Yes going to the movies and getting popcorn and a soda is part of the experience. Been that way for a long fricking time. How is this such a foreign concept you you Black folk?
I usually get Buffalo Wild Wings (go on Tuesday’s for the cheaper tickets and bogo wings, garlic parm, Thai curry, mango habenero, and medium are my choices), store those in my man purse that I bring just for my movie snacks, then I walk out into the food court for some cheese fries, some sodas (cherry Dr Pepper and a Pepsi), and ice cream, put those in my purse, then I’m up to the theater for some buncha crunch and popcorn (extra butter and mix the bunch a crunch with the popcorn, super good). I wipe my hands on the seat and pour my left over on the floor in front of me, and use the left over soda to pour all over it.
I usually get a large popcorn and sprinkle some buncha-crunch in it.
Every once in a while I'll cover the top of the popcorn in cheese from the cheese dispenser at my theater.
My pickle is free for anyone who wants it 😉 but you do have to pay me more than 2.75 because I’m in need of money atm but it’s only a temporary fee I will charge
Nachos and large drink usually. I sometimes sneak in a couple of double cheeseburgers from McDonald's if I'm really hungry.
Are you Dwight? Because you're a master baiter
Nothing because I can go 2 hours without stuffing my face
Sounds like too poor to afford snacks and popcorn
>t. Never been to a gym
europoor cope
Watching a movie is a good time to eat and let the food digest since you're not doing anything else for 2 hours. I just make a sandwich and sneak it in. The problem comes with golems who have to shovel slop into their mouths at all times. "Snacking" is why so many people are fat. Popcorn is a bullshit food, especially smothered in liquid butter.
You guys are just gays. I eat all of the time and I’m not even past 150. You probably have fat storing genetics because your ancestors were pussy farmers who didn’t hunt
150 is pretty fat when you're 5 ft tall, anon.
I’m not millimeter under 6’0” and you know it
too true my fellow aryan supreme trad 7'3 hunter
homosexual
>apparently 6'
>weighs 150
Lmao fricking lanklet skelly
Everyone has "fat storing genetics" you god damn moron.
Nope. Not me. Even when I do start putting on some fat, I can shed 10 or 20 pounds in a month without even trying. If I skip a few meals because I’m lazy I just start dropping fat like hell, and my body HATES storing fat to begin with
Mhm. I'm sure you're a special little snowflake, anon.
It’s not even that special, about 5-10% of the population has a similar body type. Ectomorphs are the least common, though
Ecto/endo/mesomorph is pseudoscience nonsense. Your metabolic rate is actual science and can be plugged into a calculator. You aren't special with le epic genes that make you store less fat than others, I'm sorry to say. You just have an efficient metabolism, likely due to being young and active. No one can consume what a fatass consumes, and live a fatass' lifestyle, and not balloon up to look like they do, unless maybe you have IBS and shit it all out before you can absorb the nutrients.
you sound like an underage homosexual
>popcorn is a bullshit food
Literally how do you figure? If you arent covering it in fricking butter popcorn is actually not a bad snack at all. Not super calorie heavy like candy
Gain weight.
Seethe more.
Holy shit you're fricking annoying, I bet you drink water
pip pip cheerio, gonna go ‘ome and eat some scrumptious cold beans
homosexual POORgay
Redvines or popcorn. Beer if they have it. Sometimes I buy an extra item to throw at the screen
Coke ICEE if they have it. I just really like ICEEs.
I usually just bring a small bottle of water or an energy drink if I'm feeling a bit tired.
Do americans really can't do without food for 1.5-2 hours and need to eat food in cinema?
I FEED, THE SEED (popcorn kettles are technically seeds, therefore eating popcorn is the same as seeds)
wtf I Iove Sneed now
We get it you are to poor to afford snacks.
>man can the greeks really afford to eat olives at the theater
Must suck where you are you can't afford leisure.
one 'lifehack' i do is buy a large water and one kernel syrup container, and mix the kernel syrup into the water
that way its only 6.60 but calorie and taste wise its like im drinking popcorn
Jesus
I could literally shove a bottle up your ass and squirt it into you and make you gain 10 pounds because what I drink is so calorie dense, but unlike you, I’m constantly working out and burning calories so even though it’s about 27,000 calories I don’t gain weight, but you would
Sure thing fatty
I’m 6’4” and full of muscle. If you wanna throw dukes, let’s get diggy with it, but you won’t be laughing when you have no teeth and a broken jaw
go back to your ghetto homie
I'm literally peak physical form you ignorant fat, greasy, overweight, slouchy, mongoloid, repulsive, vile, seething, loser, manlet, groid, disgusting, janky, pleb, incel, lowtest, Black person, candyass, tool, cancerous, gangrenous, moron, failure, slob, degenerate, outcast, and most importantly. You are plain and simple : a gayet.
Based autist
>movie ends
>haven't finished
>just dump it all out into the seat next to me for the jannie to clean
popcorn always
tuesday is $2 hotdog day so i get a couple of those leathery frickers
For 2.75 that had better be a great pickle
sneak a couple high abv beers in
big popcorn, big coke, simple as.
For me, it's crab legs!
me and my lady friend shanteefwah are quite fond of bringing prawns to the theater, especially if it’s a Tyler Perry production
Always get a pickle when watching kinos
Based pickle enjoyer
virgin jeans
freak weirdo, you are the greasy haired unkempt fatass that wore the same clothes to school everyday
stay away from my kids
psycopath
>eww did that weirdo actually get the pickle?
>omg yes haha what a loser
Nice jeans, homosexual.
amerifats really can't stop eating for 1.5 hours? KEK
i just bring a reusable water bottle and some banana chips if i'm hungry
Man I thought euros being poor was a meme but here they are seething about minor expenses.
something something death by a thousand cuts
It is more about how fat amerifats go, I honestly can't tell if people like
are trolling or not
Normally I just bring in a small George foreman grill, and a portable battery and plug it into that then cook myself a small meal when I’m the theater. Everyone gets jealous because often times I’m making really delicious steaks
Fricking kek, cooking steak in the theater would be hilarious cuz the smell would drive everyone who didn't have food crazy, including myself.
Why not share anon?
Sounds like a good way to make friends.
That guy looks like the real life version of Chuck
only popcorn for me, greasy hotdogs there give me gas or the shits
Nothing. Shits overpriced as hell, we''d just bring in a bottle of water and stop at a local diner to eat before we go home instead.
beer
if i cant get drunk i dont go
Doesn't that make you want to piss every fifteen minutes? Beers runs right through me.
>Water more expensive than soda
Amerigolems are a truly foul breed
>$5 water
>$20 popcorn
?
The $19.50 buys you the 'annual bucket', which you can refill at any point in 2014 for a cost of $2.75, a large popcorn on its own is $7.75 so if you buy the annual bucket and refill it 4 times over the course of a year then it works out cheaper than just buying 5 large popcorns.
>Subscribing to popcorn
For me, it's deenz
I prever 'chovies to 'deenz
chovies are fricking expensive dude. I got a little tin for salade nicoise last week and it was like $7 for 10 or so fish. That was whole foods tho
I prefer the skinless boneless vsrity myself
>kid me
popcorn (90% stolen by family), a choc mint choc-top ice-cream and a bottle of water
>18 y/o me (I lived next to one of those "upper class" cinemas for a couple of years)
wedges, a burger OR pizza and two bottles of water (or one 1.5L bottle from home)
>current me
a pack of M&Ms OR some biltong from a nearby shop and two bottles of water (or one 1.5L bottle from home)
the captcha speaks the truth
2.75 for the pickle and $8 for the tip LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
a handjob
You eat a hand job?
He eats a load from the guy getting one next to him
>pickle
>$2.75
For that price they better tickle the pickle too
Cucumbers > pickles
Nothing. Im not a fatfrick so I can go 2hrs without eating. All the food there is overpriced and shitty.
>AY, I LOVE DEEZ GOOBAS MAN
For me its Clarke
Booze and dip or a homosexual vape pen cuz muh no smoking indoors
Large popcorn with butter, large coke and peanut m and m's
>here's a bucket of popcorn with artificial butter flavored vegetable oil, worth $0.08
>here's a cup that you can fill with corn syrup mixed with water, worth $0.03
>that will be $16.99
>enjoy your movie!
You wouldn't get it...
Just grab an empty bag out of a trash can and get a free refill. It works like a charm
I'm pretty sure if you just save your soda cup from last time and bring it in, you can just go and fill it up. the kids working there are like 16 they're not gonna say anything, much less give a frick at all
>here's your movie on a big ass screen in comfy chairs in a big room we make 20 cents off of after israeliteberg studios takes a 95% cut
gordos buying $75 worth of corn kernels and Conglomerate #4™ goy Confectionary® is why you aren't paying $30 to see a fricking movie
crab legs
>2.75 one pickle
>4.30 for a 500ml bottle of water
>ml
It's not even good water, Dasani is tap water bottled at the coca cola factory.
Nothing. I prefer to focus on the film.
Just a medium popcorn and a bottle of water I snuck in
I walk in with coat pockets full of these to beat the israelite at his game
These threads always showcase the childish and malleable nature of the American mind. They've been so easily indoctrinated by corporations to intimately associate drinking soda and eating candies with watching a movie. One has to be done with the other, to the point they'll gladly be charged absurd amounts to get their sugar fix before their movie. This kind of unrestrained capitalism could only happen in America.
I believe it is also being an amerifat. Some americans can't really go 2 hours without taking their sugar hit thanks to their insulin resistance
Why are you so obsessed and delusional about America, just curious? I hope my question won’t be insulting
>obsessed
I hate fat people
>delusional
am I? Did america lose weight since last time I checked?
Or you know just skip a meal and treat yourself to some snacks and a movie you no fun allowed pretentious homosexuals.
im not even american but it makes sense to have a snack while you're watching a movie regardless of where you are in the world you moron gorilla Black person
Usually nothing, but if I were to get food I'd get the following:
>sweet and salted popcorn
>a hotdog with jalapeños and nacho cheese
>strawberry pencils
>a bottle of Dr Pepper
Gimme 5 LG Waters, 2 'kets o' 'corn, and 10 pickles to bring home and store. Otherwise known as the "baller's usual" at my local kino 🙂
Whichever food item is hardest to clean up from the floor
It's their job to clean it up
Not really though, right? You like having nice things, right?
1. It's not my problem
2. It's fun and it doesn't hurt anyone
3. They shouldn't charge exorbitant fees for food AND not allow you to bring your own in
>Making people's jobs harder
Why.
uh, hello, based department?
The seasonal gumbo probably
A salted pretzel with nacho cheese dip and a large drink. Going to a theater is supposed to be a fun time out, if your normal diet is so shit that you have to avoid some junk food once in a while you should stop eating entirely for a few days.
Do people actually eat pickles whole? Do you frickers eat lemons whole too?
pussy ass tastebuds
what do you peel them first or something?
Pickles are great to eat, especially as a late night snack. Also a lot of cultures in Europe it's pretty common that whole pickles are served with every meal
are you saying you don't the lemon shell?
>Do you frickers eat lemons whole too?
yes actually
One of these and a salted popcorn with a scoop of jalapenos on it
SNOW CAPS homie
GIVE ME MY SNOW CAPS AAAAHHH
I sneak in PB&J sandwiches from home, always sit in towards the back and get high as shit from my vape. Saw the Northman like this, couldn’t have had a better time if I tried.
Honest to God, these. Usually 3 or 4 at a time.
1 large popcorn, 2 large sodas (1 for pre film since I like to show up ~30 mins early since I like to catch all the previews and I fricking hate getting up in the middle of a film for refills), nachos, and sweet tart ropes.
>all the "hurrrr durrrr i REFUSE snacks at a theatre because I am super special posts"
Is it just poorgay coping or what? I go the the theatre maybe a couple of times every few months. So yeah when I go I make it the full experience and get snacks. Medium popcorn, medium fountain drink, and if I am feeling it maybe some sour patch kids or crunch chocolate cluster things.
>when I go I make it the full experience and get snacks
Listen to yourself. You think you need to eat while watching a movie to make it an "experience".
Yes going to the movies and getting popcorn and a soda is part of the experience. Been that way for a long fricking time. How is this such a foreign concept you you Black folk?
I usually get Buffalo Wild Wings (go on Tuesday’s for the cheaper tickets and bogo wings, garlic parm, Thai curry, mango habenero, and medium are my choices), store those in my man purse that I bring just for my movie snacks, then I walk out into the food court for some cheese fries, some sodas (cherry Dr Pepper and a Pepsi), and ice cream, put those in my purse, then I’m up to the theater for some buncha crunch and popcorn (extra butter and mix the bunch a crunch with the popcorn, super good). I wipe my hands on the seat and pour my left over on the floor in front of me, and use the left over soda to pour all over it.
i just sneak in booze
>pickle
I usually get a large popcorn and sprinkle some buncha-crunch in it.
Every once in a while I'll cover the top of the popcorn in cheese from the cheese dispenser at my theater.
I don't think I've been to a theater since Man of Steel
Same, but not that shitshow. Frick, it might have been seeing moonrise kingdom 3 times.
I get popcorn in a Limited Collector's Edition Popcorn Vessel. Hold the popcorn.
>FEED THE SNEED
Bang's root beer always. sometimes medium popcorn. Reese's pieces if I'm feeling special.