What do you think gave it away?

What do you think gave it away?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White skin.
    Black studs have no such issues.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He probably gets erections every time a girl talks to him.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that he's in a celibate order of knights you absolute morons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah there's that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can have sex before they take the black.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Expecting foids to put that much thought into it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they have to get blacked? aw hell naw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not why, she sniffed him out in conversation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She just said whatever came to mind to frick with him and try to escape

        It's established from the beginning that Nights Watch members visit brothels moron.

        Even if moles town wasn’t the worst kept secret of the nights watch, 99% of them had loves before they took the black

        See

        >Expecting foids to put that much thought into it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's established from the beginning that Nights Watch members visit brothels moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if moles town wasn’t the worst kept secret of the nights watch, 99% of them had loves before they took the black

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >99% of them had loves before they took the black
        Good point, also a lot if them were there for rape. Craster’s wives got a lot of love in the end.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol i meant to type lives. Freudian slip perhaps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP knows that, everyone knows that
      this thread is not for the correct answer, this thread is for meming and venting about virginity in real life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except 99% of those knights wernt actually celibate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          >Expecting foids to put that much thought into it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lack of eye contact was a dead giveaway.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Virgins have a neutral to pleasant smell. Sex havers emit a strong sweaty odor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a virgin after shower.
      I am a sex haver after a week inna woods.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing gave it away. women say shit like this all the time to gauge your reaction. it's called a shit test, and josno failed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this.

      I've seen frat boy chads who frick multiple women per week get called incels by some chubby dogfricker nerd b***h due to their "sexist" views.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only legit answer so far

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you respond correctly without giving it away? Or giving it away in a stoic manner?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >[btief chuckle] yeah you caught me. Wanna fix that?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot to add that if she's ugly you just give her a scowl and walk away

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know you think that's probably a good pick up line in your head but let me tell you that it isn't. Women find that shit to be cringe. Believe it or not, playing hard to get makes them wetter than a monsoon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yea the trouble there is literally zero people on earth are good at playing or reading "hard to get" and will 100% of the time interpret it as lack of interest, meanwhile the guy who was confident and forward with his intentions gets his dick wet.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hard to get doesn't mean uninterested. it means you're not simping over her.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how fricked are you zoomers that you think "hard to get" just means you aren't cucking yourself to sniff her farts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't say anything. You listen, which is what nobody else does.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"I've been with girls."
        If you have been with girls, you'll say it in a believable way
        If you haven't, you won't
        You can't beat women at this. It's one of their few skills.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basically as

        On one hand I want to be open with my old friends when I see them that I'm a KHHV like I'm cool who cares lmao but then I thinking will turn off the girls

        I think guys just have to fake it til they make it

        said, fake it til you make it. becoming defensive or clamming up are the two worst things you can do and will fail a shit test instantly. respond positively to her shit tests, act like what she said is a funny joke, and it'll throw her off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just answer honestly. Who cares what some dumb b***h thinks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just answer honestly
          Do NOT do this. You gain nothing by admitting that you're an adult virgin, in fact you can only lose.

          LIterally the biggest red flag possible to all women. They'd rather date a hoodrat criminal literal murderer than an adult virgin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >caring what women think
            >ever
            Its over for you senpai

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if you're actually interested in a long-term relationship with the woman who asks you this? Isn't it a good idea to not start the relationship with dumb lies?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your instinct to err on the side of honesty is generally correct, especially if you want a real relationship. What you're missing here is the special negative status of virginity. It's pretty much the same thing as pedophilia, in the sense that those are two things that you must never, ever, ever cop to, no matter what, even and especially in the case that either one is true.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is she not going to piece together that you're a virgin when she sees how inexperienced you are in bed and as you open up to each, share stories, etc. she sees that you have little to no dating experience as well? Seems inevitable that a serious, long-term partner will be able to figure out on their own whether they were they were their first or not.

                I would think that the best option would be to reframe your past as you being picky and/or the romantic type, that you were waiting for the perfect woman and that she is it, etc. Basically take the L but do your best to soften the impact.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lie on your resume. Fake it until you make it. Employers and women have unreasonable standards. Turnabout is fair play.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >women have unreasonable standards
                This meme baffles me to this day. You guys who unironically believe this are genuinely autistic morons

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are not short/ugly

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think of the 4billion men in the world only the rich and attractive are having sex? Maybe walk outside moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The true number is only 500 million men to the 4 billion women

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like i said. Walk outside. If you’re really going to say 88% of men are lonely virgins like you then maybe call spectrum and have your internet canceled for a while. Youre a delusional fricking moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say they were virgins. Are you projecting, is that why you're so angry?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said short and ugly.
                you can be ugly, as long as you aren't also short. you can be short, as long as you aren't also ugly. short and ugly? nightmare mode

                and you clearly aren't short and ugly

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So frick a girl whos short and ugly. Youre not entitled to a supermodel just because some tiktok influencer says you are

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a fat woman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *tips over his king*
                I should have known better than to get into an intellectual battle with a mental titan such as yourself. Not only have you bested me, sir, but you have earned my begrudging respect.
                *tips fedora and teleports away*

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is how I know you're a woman. Your posting styles are very evident.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the thing is that these days even 2/10 barely human obese female hamplanets have the luxury of choosing

                no one is interested in below average men

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Touch grass man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine being this internet poisoned. if i were you i would have offed myself by now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will never ever kill myself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one is even interested in *average* men

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sucks to suck

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                great attitude. I have hope for the future.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chad will never commit to you just so you know

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whats even funnier is its usually the same incels who unironically post shit like

                >Just answer honestly
                Do NOT do this. You gain nothing by admitting that you're an adult virgin, in fact you can only lose.

                LIterally the biggest red flag possible to all women. They'd rather date a hoodrat criminal literal murderer than an adult virgin

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing but truth there.

                No girl on the planet is interested in an adult male virgin. Not a single one. It's a giant red flag for all them. There is no fetish to take the virginity of a 30 year old male virgin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re being intentionally obtuse. My point was morons like you can’t recognize that women having impossible standards and women being prostitutes who frick Black folk and criminals are irreconcilable viewpoints. Literally heads they win tails you lose

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >women having impossible standards and women being prostitutes who frick Black folk and criminals are irreconcilable viewpoints.
                wrong.

                face > height > frame. that's the only standard. you can be a poorgay criminal hoodrat, as long as you are tall or attractive women will be attracted to you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Do you think of the 4billion men in the world only the rich and attractive are having sex? Maybe walk outside moron

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not about virginity, but the reason for it. If you fit the profile of the vast majority of virgins, they’ll be turned off by that, not that your dick hasn’t found its way in some fat girl. If you’re otherwise appealing and confident, especially if you have a reason like growing up on a remote farm or religious reasons, they’ll swoon. You’re still essentially right, but there’s more nuance

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It’s not about virginity, but the reason for it.
                Of course, women don't really care about did you stick your penis into a vegana or not, she cares if you were in any kind of relationship first and foremost.

                An adult male virgin most likely never was in a relationship of any kind and that's the red flag part to ALL women, literally every single woman on the planet. When you have no experience of being intimate with a women in any shape or form. Avoid admitting such facts to women at all costs.
                >If you’re otherwise appealing and confident
                Let's be honest, appealing and confident men do not end up as clueless adult virgins.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. I wouldn't ever want to lay or play mind games with the woman I intend to spend the rest of my life with.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Obviously don't pretend that you're a pussy slayer if you're a virgin, but saying something like "it was a long time ago" is 10000% better than saying "yeah I'm a clueless kissless virgin".

              You truly can only lose with admitting something like that, especially as an adult.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care I've already accepted my fate as a virgin.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              then why come online and b***h about it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just answer honestly
          Do NOT do this. You gain nothing by admitting that you're an adult virgin, in fact you can only lose.

          LIterally the biggest red flag possible to all women. They'd rather date a hoodrat criminal literal murderer than an adult virgin

          what if i'm incredibly autistic
          surely they already know before i say a word

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're truly incredibly barely functioning autistic you won't ever be asked that question in the first place, it would be like asking a clearly broken cripple if he's a virgin

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        by being confused. you can't just act confused though you have to be genuinely confused.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rape

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Say you've only been with trans women, then say she reminds you of one of them.
        Watch the daft b***h absolutely seethe from this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any short sarcastic response
        >Ha! Sure.
        >If you say so.
        >Riiight.

        If she asks you to prove it, hit on her.
        >Would you like me to demonstrate?
        >It was loud, fast and *sniff toward her* a bit smelly! (teasing is flirting)

        There’s also the old Mitch Hedberg joke:
        >Look, I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>It was loud, fast and *sniff toward her* a bit smelly! (teasing is flirting)
          Based autistic anon setting incels up for humiliation

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She would 100% hit you with this reaction if you don’t spill your spaghetti saying it.
            Also, imagine the smell is not a meme

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Also, imagine the smell is not a meme
              You're not supposed to point out the smell. Watch Easy A.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Immediately saved to my cringe folder

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There’s some old animated comic of an anon, with tears in his eyes, accepting a giant check for world’s biggest moron or something.
            I can’t find it but he’s literally me

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmfao that’d be the one

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                classic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jesus christ dude

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fricking shit mate

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happened to me my first time. If you show any hesitancy or lack of sexual confidence they'll sniff you out in a second

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't women find it cute or romantic if they're his first?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because a virgin male is a sign that's he's either a loser, ugly, or awkward.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least I'm not ugly that's for sure

        >had girls like me, a skinny petite big tit Latina practically threw herself at me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On one hand I want to be open with my old friends when I see them that I'm a KHHV like I'm cool who cares lmao but then I thinking will turn off the girls

        I think guys just have to fake it til they make it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you're a KHHV because you're a weirdo
          no one wants to hear about that
          bringing that up makes you a weirdo
          no shit it will "turn off the girls"

          How does this shit even happen? How do you even bring it up? Do you wait for the right moment to spring it upon them that you still haven't had your pole polished? Like come on dude. Think a little bit. Stop being weird.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously I'm not saying I'm gonna put it on a t shirt

            I mean that if they ask me if I've had any girlfirends I would nonchalantly admit it and be like so what

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >nonchalant
              step in the right direction
              >and be like so what
              wrong. you're getting defensive. the correct response isn't "YEA SO WHAT I'M A VIRGIN WHY DO YOU CARE YOU prostitute?!" it's "I just haven't found the right girl I guess lol"

              of course the actual correct response is to lie your ass off because women who care about virginity don't deserve your honesty.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, don't admit it. Never admit that. You think it'll make you look stoic and misunderstood, but it won't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of women are virgin killers, but they're almost exclusively BPD demons who will ruin your life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexual dimorphism caused by estrogen and testosterone causes different behaviors and attractors. in layman's terms, women like men and men like women. seems like a no-brainer right?

      people with an excess of estrogen are submissive (feminine, estrogen) and prefer aggressive, confident mates (testosterone, masculine). virgins are usually submissive and lacking confidence themselves, i.e. virgins act like women and women find it to be a turn off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women want what other women want, and if nobody wanted you previously, then it must be because there something flawed about you. Any guy will tell you that you always attract more female attention when you're married or in a relationship

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Any guy will tell you that you always attract more female attention when you're married or in a relationship
        So infuriatingly true. Where the frick are those women that were flirting with me when I had a GF now that I don't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christians, maybe

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the smell

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She saw Cinemaphile in his browser history

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The script.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and you're a girl who's been with many men

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kissing is overrated imo. ponos in vagoo sex, too. actually the only thing I really enjoy about women is putting them on their knees and fricking their mouths. yea I dunno I'm probably too far gone.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girl here
    its always obvious haha

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He hadn't raped her yet

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Virgins are scared to show sexual desire and usually try to play it cool by pretending they aren’t attracted at all. A normal guy would be all over her because he understands that sex is just something people do, especially in some frozen tundra with dragons and shit

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop making this thread
    Stop replying to this thread

    Do you guys not have better things to do than to reply to re-posted threads all day?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It honestly sounds like a bunch of middle schoolers at a lunch table trying to come up with a way to trick women into believing that you’re a stud. There is no catch all comeback and you all sound like complete fricking morons, except for the one guy who said don’t give a shit what women think, and he’s actually right.

    Your generation is so fricking stupid and sad.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe he stayed with her after she admitted to fricking giants
    fricking blown out holes, surprised she didnt inflate and float away at first sign of strong winds
    im glad she died

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >surprised she didnt inflate and float away

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >minutes without assmad zoomer virgin thread: 0

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women constantly bluff to test you and then gauge your reaction. Jon sperged out and confirmed her suspicion.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely get a kick out of telling women I haven't had sex in over a decade and I'm pretty much pornosexual. I look like an otherwise happy and fit guy. I just hooked on porn and edge play when I was 16 and realized no woman can offer me the sheer amount of pleasure and gratification that my own body can offer itself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      utter delusion

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the way he reacted to her talking about it
    people who have been there before don't blush and get flustered when talking about it
    or so I've been told

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You lose the moment you're asked such a question.
      Men who regularly have sex never even get asked that, women just say "you're an butthole" to them since it clearly obvious that they have had sex and it would be ridiculous to even imply they are virgins.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. women can tell within 5 minutes if you're a virgin/incel/don't get any/whatever you wanna call it

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was subconsciously trying to portray how not into her he was
    That's only a virgin thing

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