What do you think of the Underworld movies?

What do you think of the Underworld movies?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was so frickiong disappointed when i watched them as a kid i had this dvd that came with a magazine my parents were buying and i thought i had struck gold "this just like matrix meets blade" so i put the dvd on my xbox and it was the boringest vampire the masquerada larpy bullshit i ve ever laid my eyes on

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Overall a solid series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weird, the wolf looks like cgi even thought its a dude in a costume

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2000's schlockino

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the right.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was kino. The million sequels that followed it, less so.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never seen em but i do like the shiny catsuit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That even the first one was riding on Matrix coattails. Then again that´s true for most action movies from that time period including RE2, Hellboy and the like. Decently fun and at least the female lead had a decent motivation.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A stillborn franchise that somehow climbed out of the corpse’s womb anyway to shit up the place

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you think of the Underworld movies?
    Unfortunately, I think that they were massive wasted potential. They established a decent lore, and then just systematically killed off all of the lore relevant characters until there were none left, and then the franchise died. The frick, man? It was like a cinematic suicide. Also, the blue smurf man was an idiotic design and the concept of a werewolf vamp hybrid should have been introduced in the 3rd movie, not to start out with. If it had just been werewolves vs vampires, with neither Lucien, nor Viktor, nor Amelia dying in movie fricking 1, it would have been much better. Viktor was clearly a major villain and should have been saved for last or almost last. Same goes for both William and Marcus. They were the first werewolf and vampire, respectively. They should have done more than they did. Overall, the series was disappointing.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Nighy knows what kind of a c**t an effectively immortal nobleman would be. Everything else is ok at best.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have crossed over with the Resident Evil movies so Paul and Len could watch their wives kiss.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slop for gays and emo women

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mission involves going into the close quarters sewers
    >decides to bring two whips
    >loses even when in the one room in the entire sewer system he can adequately use his weapons
    What was he thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had autism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once you've specialized in one weapon you're expected to use that no matter the circumstances.

      Also I think this guy was one of the writers along with the giant black werewolf guy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >specialized
        >still loses
        Oof they’re better off without him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe a regular vamp trying to go toe to toe with a werewolf wasn't such a smart idea?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that there were plans to have Blade in an Underworld movie but it got axed when Disney bought Marvel.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you think of the Underworld movies?
    they're okay. they'd be better if they were more inter-connected and thought out before hand instead of basically just stand alone movies.

    The series could actually benefit from a reboot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The series could actually benefit from a reboot.
      Who would you cast as the hot lead these days though? Zendaya?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Complete the circle and have W.S. Anderson direct an Underworld reboot.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Underworld > Rise of the Lycans > The rest

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw the fifth one. Was it any good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fifth Element is badass.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vampires with guns, clownworld

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullets with liquid silver, at the time it was groundbreaking (along with fur piercing).

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best VTM ripoff

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lucian is super cool and the original werewolf guy looked awesome. i think his name was william

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