What do you think your Hogwarts house would be? Be honest.

What do you think your Hogwarts house would be? Be honest.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MALE!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHITE MALE!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin. If not, I’ll ask to hat to put me there

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no clue because the distinctions make no sense. It's incomprehensible. There is a "bad guy house", a "good guy house", a "we have no fricking idea" house and then a "dark nerd" house.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a broad oversimplification, the 4 houses actually are a reflection of the Four Humours from Ancient Greek, even their color-coding is a reflection of that:
      >Gryffindor is Sanguinic
      >Slytherin is Choleric
      >Hufflepuff is Melancholic
      >Ravenclaw is Phlegmatic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon it was written by a woman. You’re putting more thought into it than she was capable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was written by a normie women. Nasu is most likely a women and she's insanely autistic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Griffindoor is nerds lol. It’s nerds, jocks, emos and stoners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >good house
      >bad house
      >nerd house
      >gay house

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphileners think they're Ravenclaw autists but they're really Hufflepuff autists.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Ravenclaw, why?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gryffindor for the protagonists
    >Slytherin for the antagonists
    >Ravenclaw for the supporting characters
    >and Hufflepuff for the background extras

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many protagonists do you know to be calm and collected nerds? Nice nobodies? Or ambitious cutthroats?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >calm and collected nerds
        Hermione Granger
        >Nice nobodies?
        Ron Weasley

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I should pick one of the I suppose ...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they look like its only for girls

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would the houses be at the 'Murican School of Magic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are Pukwudgie healers when they are known to try and lure people to their deaths?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What would the houses be at the 'Murican School of Magic.

          https://wizardmore.com/ilvermorny-sorting-x/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >indians school
        >white founders

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully they’ll take away that cultural appropriation and replace those house names with ones like Guardians, or Football Team.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Queeny ~~*Goldstein*~~

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a true native american name if ever I've heard one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymouse

        >pukwudgie
        Admit it, this is the gayest house and you know it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Niggradik
      Lardelbard
      Homosecs
      Israel

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hufflepuff because I just don't give a shit. Plus I like to eat.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So the choices are smart, courageous, stupid and evil right? Why do they allow an "evil" house again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're definitely in the stupid house

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      containment house
      but they can't be THAT evil if they kept on winning house-cups before Harry joined

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably the chud house

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin, but I'll order the hat to put me in Hufflepuff instead. That entire house is filled with teenage bimbos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You do know the thing with Susan Bones and Hannah Abbot being titty monsters is pure fanon right?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Hufflepuff where all the losers and slackers go? I'd be there

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They would kick me out on my ass for being too drunk, too old, and for not having proper respect for their stupid magic school. Hopefully after I had already eaten dinner... Or maybe they'd chuck me into Slytherin. I don't care.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk i'd probably live off-campus and save $40k

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I took the test on the website before the game came out and it put me in griffindoor
    and gave me a huge wand

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ravenclaw. You just know those nerds brew up the best love potions and roofies.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ravenclaw. I was a straight A introvert who read in his spare time.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care because I'm not a childless middle aged white woman

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hufflepuff for the horny mudbloods

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hufflepuff, because from what I've read of everyone who WANTS to be in there, I would hate every single one of them and I'm not allowed to have any joy in my life so I could easily see the hat placing me in the house with a bunch of decadent, high off their own farts pot smokers.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >troony!!!!
    >troony IN THE BATHROOM!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why is there no curry on the table

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because curry is disgusting and usually only eaten by subhumans with no other option. Since then it's become popular, just like everything that poor people ate when they had nothing else (pigs feet, chicken feet, liver and onions, gizzards, etc)

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to go to this powerful school

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no expansion set at Uagadou where you get into real witchdoctor shit in the bush and have to deal with getting pressured by the Bantu expansion on one front and European muggle expansionism on the other

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gryffindor.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    according to the official website im a Ravenclaw with a 13 or 15 inch wand and some rare owl as my patronous

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I'd want to say Gryffindor, most likely it would be Hufflepuff. But I'm ok with that

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    which one has the best slags?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff for sure. But if you want some cute nerdy tomboy pussy then Ravenclaw is where it's at.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gryffindor
    For the chads
    >Ravenclaw
    Autists
    >Slytherin
    israelites
    >hufflepuff
    Normies and reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >israelites
      moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        um he's right sir

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sly rich supremacists go there
        what's wrong anon? were you thinking of another boogiemen?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where are all the easy going prostitutes?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rumpleshitpuff

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ravenclaw

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hufflepuff
    Digits and I go to Gryffindor instead

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I take their "official" quiz I get Slytherin but when I read up on it the house I relate the most to is Hufflepuff. All I know is that whichever house I'm in I'm going to be bullying Ravenclaw dorks and fricking their women exclusively.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think I would be a squib.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin because I'm racist af.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but none of them are white

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does Slytherin have so many cute grills?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All that pureblood inbreeding leaves them a little moronic and we all know stupid girls are cute.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m not particularly brave
    >I’m not particularly hard working or loyal
    >I’m a bit of a snake but I’m not ambitious or cunning in particular
    >I’m not some great intellect and I hate studying subjects I’m not completely enthralled by
    Beats me, probably slytherin cause I can be a bit of a c**t/completely uncaring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff for you

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ravenclaw.
    According to that official personality test. And because I like asian girls.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd want Hufflepuff, but I'm pretty firmly built for both Ravenclaw and Slytherin. My fluid thinking and humor makes me a great inner circle person to have. I just cross the boundary for intelligent and competent in many areas, but I'm also very outwardly honest about my idiocy or ignorance, disarmingly so. I don't talk how I type at all. I have a sort of dumb Californian accent with southern and Hispanic mixed in. I'd just like Hufflepuffers more because I think the lack of aggression would be more chill. All the smartest people I know are very outwardly challenging, and I think I'd do better as a firm second or third. I just don't wanna deal with the egos that come with a lot of the competitives, even if there are worthwhile relationships to be found among them. Thanks for reading my blog, shitdick.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think about the idea that the hat places children in houses not based on their actual character but on how they perceive each houses. E.g. people who actualy THINK they are smart go to Ravenclaw etc.?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They would create a special house for me

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no one would be in Slytherin since we're all "muggle born".
    Gryffindor are full of Chads, so i'd be in Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. More likely the latter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing in the movies (dunno about the books) that says mudbloods and halfbloods can't be in Slytherin, even Voldermort was a halfblood

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Half bloods can be in Slytherin. Not muggle borns.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The bloke who founded Slytherin explicitly excluded muggles. Hogwarts later on loosened the restrictions to allow halfbloods but the sorting hat still gives preference to purebloods.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >muggles
          i think you mean mudbloods, muggles wouldn't be allowed into any house

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Muggle-born, like Hermoine is. I don't care enough to keep track of all the made-up slang in HP.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My friend made me take the quiz and I got gryffindor

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ravenclaw according to the official test

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im a weird woth 0 social skill but hardworker, so no idea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin, all day everyday.
    I'd be lynching nogs from my broomstick as a fly around stripping women naked via magic spells.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heemfindor

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make four houses
    >make three protagonists and an antagonist who clearly match up with each house
    >...shove everyone together and basically ignore the other two houses for the whole series

    This is, unironically, the most baffling creative decision in the entirety of written language. No one has ever ruined their own premise this badly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would have preferred it if Ron was Hufflepuff and Hermione was Ravenclaw but it's completely understandable why Rowling would decide to put them into the same house as Harry. There's more opportunities for social interactions and bonding within the same house so it's more believable that Harry's closest friends would be in the same house, and its easier to write for.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hufflebuss

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have to be honest i'd be at clortho's

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ColdSteel

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This potterhead I was dating made me take the test and it placed me in Slytherin. She was Hufflepuff and took that as a sign that we weren't compatible. Still most logical woman I've ever dated

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ravenclaw. I'm not smart but I'm curious and thoughtful. I also don't really posess the traits of the other houses. I have some of the selfishness of Slytherin but it's not malicious or manipulative, nor do I have any grand ambitions.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you think your Hogwarts house would be? Be honest.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've said before, that if JK wasn't such a hack, she would have had each of the main characters put in a different house, only to become best friends
    >harry: gryffindor
    >ron: hufflepuff
    >hermione: ravenclaw
    >draco: slytherin
    the character arc and payoff would have been way bigger.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you put the hat that chooses for you on my dick. What would it say? The same Id I put it on my head above my shoulders?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that hogwarts game all the usual suspects had a melty over last year any good?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a middleware SoulsBourne with Harry Potter characters. 7/12.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully Slytherin. Gryffindor is the HOA house, a bunch of HR busybody types. Hufflepuff is the npc house. Ravenclaw is filled with nerdy wicca girls, so expect a lot of girls who don't shave their fanny and skip showers to study more, so every ravenclaw girl would be smell like three day BO trapped in bush. Slytherin is smart, clean, powerful, green.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too introverted for Gryffindor and don't aspire for honor or glory or doing the right thing, I mostly just care about myself. I'm also not driven enough for slytherin, and don't actively go out of my way to antagonize people, and also hate myself so I'm not self absorbed. That leaves me with Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. My personality is too shitty for Hufflepuff, and I can't make friends, so that's out. I'm smart enough for ravenclaw, but was too autistic to do anything with myself, so I live a life of mediocracy and isolation, but it's still the best fit for me.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None. I rep Unseen University.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream I was a Slytherin. I also took that test that was promoted for the new game, which was housed me Slytherin.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already a Hufflepuff.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jk dropped the ball by not just having the main characters be from different houses

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Hufflepuff if I'm being honest with myself

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would be the secret house Jannydor

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