How would I know??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
In the kinoplex it's fine, as one anon said you can hold hands during tense or emotional scenes. At home she will fall asleep or be on her phone the whole time.
Realistically >she falls asleep 10 minutes into the movie at the theater and gets pissed if you're not excited to take her to see the sequel. >you're at home and canoodle, missing the whole movie >she's too wired to fall asleep, leaves the room several times, asks questions that will be answered by the time the scene ends or were answered in detail while she was spontaneously washing some dishes.
cinema should be enjoyed alone, or with cat
>who's that guy? >whats going on? >wait what? >why is he mad? >is that character gonna die? I don't want to watch it if they die its gonna make me sad...*starts googling the movie*
Distracting, honestly. Take her to a cheap horror flick with lots of jumpscares, so she's clinging to you all night. Much more fun. Watch kino by yourself.
>take casual on and off girl to horror movie >she gets scared for the rest of the night >want to get some food but she pleads for me to take her home quickly >have sex but she was distracted and worried the whole time >didn't want to do missionary because "I can't see" >only did positions that gave her line of sight to her surroundings >afterwards begs me to tuck her into bed >have to get all her bed time stuff because she's too scared to leave the room >tells me to leave all the lights on and stay the night >tell her I gotta go >tells me to leave only after she falls asleep
Last movie me and my wife soloed was the last jedi when she was pregnant with our first kid. In my high school years ending in 02 I used to take my girlfriends to movies once or twice a week. I even banged one once to some terrible Michael Douglas movie.
Depends. In the movie theater? Emotionally neutral and expensive. I lost the V card during the underwater sex scene in across the universe in high school and it's still something I'll never forget. Probably in the top 10 experiences of my of whole life.
There's a fellow works at the theater I'm at right now he's really cute(except he has bullring, gross). Should've took a picture of him to share, he's so pretty. I'm drunk enough to hit on him but I think he's gone home. I swear if I see him next time I'll do something
It's nice at home, in the theatre it's meh. At home you can comment on the kino throughout, which is a great bonding aspect and highly enhances the kino watching experience.
this. But it can be lame.
my Ex was a bit of a nympho and a bit of a dumbass, which was normally fine by me since we both had high sex-drives and I'm a patient person. But I could never intellectually discuss movies with her because she would either say 'i don't get it' the entire time, or assume the netflix and chill shtick was every single time we sat down to watch a movie together. At first having a literally autistic horny 'totally an enbie' gf seemed good since we were both incredibly weird people and meshed well in the moment, but in the long term it wouldn't have worked out so I put an end to it. she wasn't the cool hyperfixation and Emotionally deep kind of autistic, and instead was the fujo, touch starved,panic attack kind of autist. It got tiring real fast. >no I don't want to watch a harry potter movie halfway just to make out for the 100th time. I'm tired from work can we please watch anything else and genuinely talk about it's deeper themes?
You can watch it at home and answer a lot of questions all the way through, or you can watch it at the theater and then explain the whole movie to her afterwards.
Only ever watched dogshit mainstream fliks with girls. It was fine, since we only watched bullshit movies I was mostly looking forward to the movie being over so we could frick. I am not trying to sound cool, I haven't had sex in 13 years
yeah I've had women ruin movies far more than enhancing the experience... especially when they ask questions the whole time just to fall asleep right before the end of the kino.
Pain. They usually don't like it. Though on the rare occasion she actually does like it it's magical. She couldn't even go to the bathroom alone after watching The Wailing and it remains one of her fondest memories.
Off topic but here's some advice, women melt if you can comfort them and make them feel safe and the best and easiest way to achieve that is through horror movies. Just don't be too obvious in what you're doing amd don't make them watch schlock just so you can play the white knight. If they hate the movie, they will hate you. Gauge their interests and what actually scares them and be very careful in what kino you pick.
Years ago I went to see Iron Man with my normalgay friend and he invited 2 girls from school along. They each gave him a hug and dismissively waved at me. That's the closest I've ever gotten.
>quote opinions, jokes, and trivia from threads I've seen on Cinemaphile >"Wow Anon I love watching movies with you, you are so funny and smart"
thanks guys, i appreciate it
If men weren't rapists and women could actually stand up to them in a fight then what you propose could be a thing. Like leaving your kids with a babysitter, you leave your wife to watch some romcom or some shit with a beta. I may be misremembering but I think some kind of monke actually does this.
for some reason one of the most romantic nights of my life was taking my then-girlfriend to snakes on a plane. she was a super hot redhead cheerleader and i felt hella cool. she got to hold a python at the theater and at home
It's awesome. My wife was really into cape shit with me when the MCU was leading up to Endgame. It was so much fun bonding over them. In fact, the first movie we ever watched together was The Raid 2. She was just as into that shit as I was.
>Watch Shin Godzilla with my wife >We both love it, enjoy the top tier government bantz >Excited for Minus One >Turn it off halfway through because we both agree it's a melodramatic pile of shit >Start Dune 2 >Turn it off because who in their right mind could enjoy this lame shit? >Start The Boy and the Heron >We give it a 10/10 then add the end credits song to our car playlist
We have similar tastes areas when it comes to ranking blockbusters. She has her own niche stuff she likes and I've got mine but we don't try forcing movies on the other person.
It's okay being able to reach down and hold their hand is nice
How would I know??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Do you mean a movie with an actress we like? If not, then I have no idea what you mean.
Amy > Jo > Beth >>> Meg.
Based, except I would put Beth second. I just like Amy's appearance, and I like Beth's personality.
Yeah I wouldn't know.
I'm 41 BTW.
CELLS
Do you discuss the movie over dinner afterwards?
CELLS
It’s nice until you break up and that kino is forever ruined after because it reminds you of her.
The last one I watched with her was Casablanca. Guess I should have seen that one coming...
need to rewatch this fricking movie so i can renew my suicidal tendencies
boring
you just wanna stick your peepee in her and be done with it
In the kinoplex it's fine, as one anon said you can hold hands during tense or emotional scenes. At home she will fall asleep or be on her phone the whole time.
Realistically
>she falls asleep 10 minutes into the movie at the theater and gets pissed if you're not excited to take her to see the sequel.
>you're at home and canoodle, missing the whole movie
>she's too wired to fall asleep, leaves the room several times, asks questions that will be answered by the time the scene ends or were answered in detail while she was spontaneously washing some dishes.
cinema should be enjoyed alone, or with cat
>who's that guy?
>whats going on?
>wait what?
>why is he mad?
>is that character gonna die? I don't want to watch it if they die its gonna make me sad...*starts googling the movie*
>points to the main character during the climax of the film, "who is he again? is he important to the story?
Only based posts ITT. Never bring women to what you enjoy.
Distracting, honestly. Take her to a cheap horror flick with lots of jumpscares, so she's clinging to you all night. Much more fun. Watch kino by yourself.
>take casual on and off girl to horror movie
>she gets scared for the rest of the night
>want to get some food but she pleads for me to take her home quickly
>have sex but she was distracted and worried the whole time
>didn't want to do missionary because "I can't see"
>only did positions that gave her line of sight to her surroundings
>afterwards begs me to tuck her into bed
>have to get all her bed time stuff because she's too scared to leave the room
>tells me to leave all the lights on and stay the night
>tell her I gotta go
>tells me to leave only after she falls asleep
Last movie me and my wife soloed was the last jedi when she was pregnant with our first kid. In my high school years ending in 02 I used to take my girlfriends to movies once or twice a week. I even banged one once to some terrible Michael Douglas movie.
Depends. In the movie theater? Emotionally neutral and expensive. I lost the V card during the underwater sex scene in across the universe in high school and it's still something I'll never forget. Probably in the top 10 experiences of my of whole life.
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There's a fellow works at the theater I'm at right now he's really cute(except he has bullring, gross). Should've took a picture of him to share, he's so pretty. I'm drunk enough to hit on him but I think he's gone home. I swear if I see him next time I'll do something
salty milk and coins.
It's nice at home, in the theatre it's meh. At home you can comment on the kino throughout, which is a great bonding aspect and highly enhances the kino watching experience.
this. But it can be lame.
my Ex was a bit of a nympho and a bit of a dumbass, which was normally fine by me since we both had high sex-drives and I'm a patient person. But I could never intellectually discuss movies with her because she would either say 'i don't get it' the entire time, or assume the netflix and chill shtick was every single time we sat down to watch a movie together. At first having a literally autistic horny 'totally an enbie' gf seemed good since we were both incredibly weird people and meshed well in the moment, but in the long term it wouldn't have worked out so I put an end to it. she wasn't the cool hyperfixation and Emotionally deep kind of autistic, and instead was the fujo, touch starved,panic attack kind of autist. It got tiring real fast.
>no I don't want to watch a harry potter movie halfway just to make out for the 100th time. I'm tired from work can we please watch anything else and genuinely talk about it's deeper themes?
Reminding me my ex and I never finished those movies. I get the appeal, very comfy stuff for a quiet night. Especially the early ones.
You can watch it at home and answer a lot of questions all the way through, or you can watch it at the theater and then explain the whole movie to her afterwards.
Annoying. They keep trying to touch my penis while I’m trying to hear Paul Giamatti talk. No means no!
Only ever watched dogshit mainstream fliks with girls. It was fine, since we only watched bullshit movies I was mostly looking forward to the movie being over so we could frick. I am not trying to sound cool, I haven't had sex in 13 years
>cuddling with ex gf and watching Game of Thrones
I will never have that again
it's over
You might. It happened once it could happen again
>romantically interested in
stupid little ape
>thing happens on screen
>"wait...why did they do that?!
If you weren't misogynistic before watching a movie with a woman you will be afterwards.
Opposite for me, she pays attention and I'm the one asking questions.
yeah I've had women ruin movies far more than enhancing the experience... especially when they ask questions the whole time just to fall asleep right before the end of the kino.
Pain. They usually don't like it. Though on the rare occasion she actually does like it it's magical. She couldn't even go to the bathroom alone after watching The Wailing and it remains one of her fondest memories.
Off topic but here's some advice, women melt if you can comfort them and make them feel safe and the best and easiest way to achieve that is through horror movies. Just don't be too obvious in what you're doing amd don't make them watch schlock just so you can play the white knight. If they hate the movie, they will hate you. Gauge their interests and what actually scares them and be very careful in what kino you pick.
...I don't know anon. God I tried, fricking hell did I try, but I still don't know.
I know that feel bro. No matter how hard I try I just can't do it. At least I get to enjoy other things with my girlfriend.
No anon you're not supposed to say you have a gf, AIEEEEEEEEEE now you're making me feel worse
It's ok, it was just a joke. I don't actually have a girlfriend. Since last month.
>2015
Has it really been that long?
My god
My wife constantly shushes me during movies and always watches the credits to the end, even at home.
>AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
>CRASHES INTO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
>TO DIE BY YOUR SIDEEEEEEEEE
>IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Years ago I went to see Iron Man with my normalgay friend and he invited 2 girls from school along. They each gave him a hug and dismissively waved at me. That's the closest I've ever gotten.
>quote opinions, jokes, and trivia from threads I've seen on Cinemaphile
>"Wow Anon I love watching movies with you, you are so funny and smart"
thanks guys, i appreciate it
>watching a movie in bed together, her head on your chest
It is very comforting. I miss it a lot.
bags of sand
I never go to theaters anymore thanks to the Normie Couples i pírate all Movies i watch
feels beta, sitting next to her asexually.
players get drinks and frick and on to the next.
let the nice guys watch movie with her.
If men weren't rapists and women could actually stand up to them in a fight then what you propose could be a thing. Like leaving your kids with a babysitter, you leave your wife to watch some romcom or some shit with a beta. I may be misremembering but I think some kind of monke actually does this.
Yeah movies and shit is beta male shit. Just get drinks or just meet up and frick her. Those two hours with her feels beta at the movies.
I lost my virginity at the same time Anton Chigurh killed the two mobsters at the the scene of the drug deal gone bad.
>what's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?
What did she think of Anton Chigurh?
Sucks ass. It’s the same as playing vidya with a chick. Something you daydream will be cool and romantic but flat out isn’t.
for some reason one of the most romantic nights of my life was taking my then-girlfriend to snakes on a plane. she was a super hot redhead cheerleader and i felt hella cool. she got to hold a python at the theater and at home
I imagine it to be fulfilling if you didn't settle for someone you don't really like just to avoid the incel label.
To escape the incel label just act normal. It helps if you also look normal.
It's awesome. My wife was really into cape shit with me when the MCU was leading up to Endgame. It was so much fun bonding over them. In fact, the first movie we ever watched together was The Raid 2. She was just as into that shit as I was.
>Watch Shin Godzilla with my wife
>We both love it, enjoy the top tier government bantz
>Excited for Minus One
>Turn it off halfway through because we both agree it's a melodramatic pile of shit
>Start Dune 2
>Turn it off because who in their right mind could enjoy this lame shit?
>Start The Boy and the Heron
>We give it a 10/10 then add the end credits song to our car playlist
We have similar tastes areas when it comes to ranking blockbusters. She has her own niche stuff she likes and I've got mine but we don't try forcing movies on the other person.
You spend the entire movie thinking about grabbing their breasts and having sex with them
No you don't, you just do that like a quarter in. The movie is an excuse to be together and frick.
Like an inconvenience after they play with their phone and asking what's going on.
>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?