>usually listen to boomer rock >my normie friend listens to top 40 new stuff >decide to try it, since I want to be normie too >almost every song revolves around sex, relationships, and love >get even more depressed and even more horny
you can't convince me that this isn't intentional. """they""" want everyone to be horny, sad hedonists
>two dudes from chess club >Five in a row from basketball court >papa john's delivery >on a bridge >don't know where and don't remember >my homegirl's dad >moving truck van >work husband >work husband's dad >retirement home
This chick is a filthy fricking prostitute, my god
>they have all slept with her
Where do these social circles happen? Maybe I never find out but the group of friends I've been part of don't frick each other.
2 years ago
Anonymous
twice in high school i made the mistake of treating an ugly girl like a human being a couple times and they became infatuated with me then when i turned them they fricked 2 or 3 of my friends over the next year. weird shit like that happens all the time i think.
Woooww. That's rough, I don't know what I'd do either.
>they have all slept with her
Where do these social circles happen? Maybe I never find out but the group of friends I've been part of don't frick each other.
What's the joke? Sounds like they were just trying to get him laid without realising he'd actually date the prostitute.
but why didn't the gf tell him he fricked all of his friends?
anyway from that thread, she fricked them when they were all 14 and she needed money for drugs
2 years ago
Anonymous
>why didn't the gf tell him he fricked all of his friends?
w o m a n
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why is he asking for advice when he's discovered his girlfriend is a drug addict that prostitutes in exchange for drugs.
Just dump her and move on, moron. Be glad you found out now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>14 >NEEDED money for drugs >prostitute herself for it
There's no way this happened in a first world country.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Obviously
It happened in USA
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because she wanted to settle down with beta provider?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>drugs
Sounds like another reason to avoid getting into a relationship with her
2 years ago
Anonymous
she just wants to do adderall and play vidya with you anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because she wanted to settle down with beta provider?
>14 >NEEDED money for drugs >prostitute herself for it
There's no way this happened in a first world country.
Why is he asking for advice when he's discovered his girlfriend is a drug addict that prostitutes in exchange for drugs.
Just dump her and move on, moron. Be glad you found out now.
because they actually love each-others and he wants to marry her
in that thread, everyone was mad as frick towards the friend and they were all ignoring the fact that she lied by omission too
he's marrying her
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he's marrying her
2 years ago
Anonymous
Haha, he probably thinks he "won" and all the other guys she fricked would like to marry her too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's all so tiresome
2 years ago
Anonymous
>boost our lifestyle
Pretty much your typical woman, the only life they can envision is being a wage slave and making slightly more money every year to buy more expensive clothes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's probably shame from her female friends too >what does your husband do? >nothing
but it's true that women aren't attracted to men that lay around all day
2 years ago
Anonymous
>women aren't attracted to men that lay around all day
Explain how I keep getting laid then? I'm an alky on top of that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
getting laid and being in a relationship are very different things
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy shit how the frick does that makes it any better?
Bro id throw myself in a furnace praying id be clean again after having touched her
2 years ago
Anonymous
The right question is why no one ratted him about it, which made me just believe he's kind hearted soul in a sea of stans and bawds.
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Riddle me this, Cinemaphile: >All women are prostitutes, but I can't get laid. What am I?
please, i will out myself as a zoomer
the people commenting under these were worse than Cinemaphileners dude
in fact it was mostly women calling her a prostitute (although probably a way to try and keep being a prostitute a secret)
Probably. The amount of young women that talk about having trains run on them is disturbing. That didn't happen when I was in my late teens - early twenties. Two dudes doubling up on a girl was as loose as it got.
Nah, things are legitimately different. I was gonna say there's a chance it just wasn't spoken about but that makes zero sense because I would've heard about it from mates. Word got around about girls being bawds. That simply didn't happen outside of porn which was never supposed to be indicative of reality.
>papa john's delivery man
Amazing how they are like "ya i fricked 150 guys but you looked at that chick so your fault i cheat and im not a prostitute" and honestly believe that
women in general are pretty nice once you leave your incel cave and start talking to them like normal people. this individual on the other hand was very obviously sexually abused as a child and lacks the ability to say "no" to literally any men now that she's older.
>lacks the ability to say "no" to literally any men now that she's older.
as always women are merely leaves on a water stream
poor girl every one of those 120 men took advantage of her
I'm a decent looking (7, eat well, good face, lift frequently) 24 yr old zoomer with a good job yet I've only had sex with one person. What am I doing wrong bros?
2 years ago
Anonymous
are you actively trying? pussy doesn't fall on you if you're a 7 but you can still get it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not really kek, I'm social and go out most nights but the vast majority of women around my age don't interest me. They're all so boring, this is what's leading me to be so picky.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They're all so boring
that would be fine if they weren't low ley disgusting too
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's another major issue, many of them are overweight. And I'm not talking a couple extra pounds, which can be hot as frick, but disgustingly overweight to the point that she has a gut or weighs more than me.
picky is good
It's certainly not bad imo, I'm just ready to step my numbers up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
picky is good
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean, it is fine if you don't want casual sex but if you look good it's not hard to get it.
It's one thing to go out with the boys, but are you actually trying to pick up girls or ever going out on dates alone?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but are you actually trying to pick up girls or ever going out on dates alone?
Not really, I tend to date girls that are mutual friends or someone that I get to know over time. I don't go out looking to hook up or even pick up girls in general, I'm just focused on having a good time and if someone that interests me is there, I'll talk to her.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay but what do you want tho? If that's working for you hopefully you'll find the right girl eventually, but it's a numbers game and the more you meet the more you'll know what your looking for.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Honestly, a relationship that'll lead to marriage, kids, etc. Having a few flings along the way wouldn't bother me, in fact I think it would be good to be experienced.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes it would be and is. Get experience while you are young.
in reality it's it's not 20% of men fricking 80% of women. it's just 20% of people in general are fricking, 80% of people aren't, and that 20% are all gross bawds fricking other gross bawds.
>they have all slept with her
Where do these social circles happen? Maybe I never find out but the group of friends I've been part of don't frick each other.
>Where do these social circles happen?
high school druggies, mostly. in my social circle growing up a bunch of my friends all started smoking pot and they all fricked the one girl in their burnout group. girls who do drugs are absolutely massive prostitutes. she wasn't even cute she was overweight and had a very plain face. i never understood it, but they all walked around bragging about not being virgins anymore like it was an accomplishment.
The best part? Admitting these things publicly with their face on full display will not nuke their chances at having serious relationships. Plenty of men will see their prostitute confessions and think "okay, but can I date you now?". Modern men are cuckolds.
To me this type feels grosser. They present themselves as innocent, wholesome, tomboyish and so on, but the reality is they're frickmeat for anyone who asks. At least the normie ones are unapologetically loose without any bullshit fronts.
To me this type feels grosser. They present themselves as innocent, wholesome, tomboyish and so on, but the reality is they're frickmeat for anyone who asks. At least the normie ones are unapologetically loose without any bullshit fronts.
I hate prostitutes. I take pride in knowing that every time I see them that I have looked at them with disgust. It gives me no greater pleasure to know they will always be dumb roasties that will never know real love.
Hi /LULZ/ I need some advice.
I've been talking to this girl online for a few weeks and she's quickly become my one true love. While I've accepted that she'll never love me back, can anyone give me advice on what to say to get her to break up with her boyfriend? I can't live with the thought of someone else enjoying her when I will never have the chance.
Long distance won't work if you are a virgin and haven't at least spend ages together already to build on your relationship.
If she lives close to you, start stalking her and show up where she does, make her laugh, find out what bars she likes and rock up with the lads when you think she's out and make her bf look poor. Use your cc if you have to, get some bottles, invite her over etc.
>Why dont you workout and get a job, trying to better yourself so you can build class, confidence and skills to have sex with women?
Unironically none of this will make you have sex with a woman. Only thing that will help is actually approaching a woman.
>actually the truth is that only your looks matter
please have a nice day incel. It's not your looks mate, I promise, it's your insufferable personality
>no, I am actually super nice
Well there you go. An insufferable personality alright. >I don't have any contact with women
Yes as I said before, only thing that will help is actually approaching a woman.
where am I supposed to approach women where there won't be over 9000 guys that are more attractive than me?
also women hate strangers talking to them
normies don't get laid from approaching random women
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you really are ugly, then money is your best bet. It's not hard to get women if they see you are confident and balling.
If you are ugly and poor, sorry. Work harder, or be content with a woman who is as ugly as you, probably easier for you to meet one that is a bit better than you at your hobby, whatever that may be. If you don't have any hobbies or any money, it's gonna be hard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>where am I supposed to approach women where there won't be over 9000 guys that are more attractive than me?
Work on your self-esteem and your insufferable personality. That kind of mindset is for losers. You think this is World War Z where the average woman is a pile of attractive guys. Again work of your self-esteem.
>also women hate strangers talking to them
Cringe
>normies don't get laid from approaching random women
They do. Online dating is on the rise. If that's not working for you, get better pictures or approach women in real life.
people get filtered before personality can get in the way you moron
i get it if someone has no problem getting interest from girls but never able to finalize
but these guys are not even able to get noticed in the first place
violet summers btw. i didnt look at her stuff much but in one vid she's getting fricked near a lake while she's fully nude but wearing tennis shoes which is a super cute look imo
Anyone got the screencap of the butthurt roastie who ditched a guy because he didn't have any money, but then it turned out he was loaded but just lived frugally
>got souce on the rest?
I've got the one where she mets the new girlfriend but not where she ruins his relationship or if I do it's saved under a different filename. Someone here will have it.
Will does seem like a bit of a moron, he clearly doesn't grasp the concept of wealth seeing as he has always had it and instead chooses to live a Bohemian life as a lazy rejection of that life.
If he was so rich he could of done something with it, instead he lived life like the worst kind of NEET
>If he was so rich he could of done something with it,
Like what? If he's content with his life what does he need to do with the money?
Not be a rich pretty boy. Look you can argue he has the right to finger his arse all day instead of something useful, but I'm going to ignore it because that money should be mine because I want it and homosexuals like you who argue about laws and other girly shit wont let me club him over the head to steal his wealth because you pay your taxes instead of adding polio virus samples to your local water reservoir .
my bodykind is well over 100 different real biological females
the fun thing is: i was a neet loser in my early 20s
then I got my shit together, discovered gym and dating apps and landing a girl in real life is as easy as loading up The Sims, making a character and landing a girl there
>Stop the moronic gay shit (Anime, videogames, weed, being lazy) >Start the normal man shit (Go to gym, go on runs, dress nice, good haircut, job stable normie shit) >Never stop trying >Pretend life is like the sims (protip: it actually is, we are living in a simulation) >Its a numbers game, even if only 1 out of every 100 girls fricks you, thats still 10 girls if you try 1000 girls)
>Noooo others will think im silly aaaaaa better not try and stay pathetic loser virgin till im old everybody is focussed on what I doooo i cant mess up if I dont try
>Stop the moronic gay shit (Anime, videogames, weed, being lazy)
You lost me. If I stop doing the things I like then there's no point, I'll just jerk off.
You don't even need to stop doing those things, that guy is a genuine moron that thinks like a 14 year old. I guarantee he can only get low value women that frick a different guy every week, and he thinks that's something to be proud of.
>be me in my teens >long hair metalhead, have a band, play at school some times >tons of girls liked me and confessed to me >decide I want to become a normie who has tons of sex >get a haircut, a decent job, go to the gym, etc. >never get any pussy >feels like I'm pretending to be someone else my entire life >literally the most interested I've seen a girl in me is when I tell her about my music tastes
It's weird, when I try to fit in I suck, when I'm myself I succeed.
just make sure the urself u are being isnt a fat disgusting ugly nerd
>I'm literally chad but looks don't matter br0, it's all about mindset br0
You're fricking moronic, frick off and die
im not a chad lol
i jerk off to porn, i play videogames, i shitpost about nazi's and how i hate Black folk and israelites, i have a fricking driving job and cant even cook
i spend 3 years beign addicted to drugs, porn and videogames before finally going out
>my bodykind is well over 100 different real biological females
>the fun thing is: i was a neet loser in my early 20s
>then I got my shit together, discovered gym and dating apps and landing a girl in real life is as easy as loading up The Sims, making a character and landing a girl there
He's right though. I've seen guy who are ugly as frick get laid with hot girls in the club simply because of their mindset and because they "appear" to be high value. By appear I mean having the right outlook, mindset and confidence. High confience is like a life hack to get with women.
He isn't a chad, and women will say anything to a guy if they like them, even lie about finding them "pretty". Not sure why a guy would want to be called pretty anyway
How are you this fricking dumb? I'm mocking you, and I made that very obvious. Holy frick, you are brain dead. No wonder you think hitting the space bar to break up two sentences is necessary.
just make sure the urself u are being isnt a fat disgusting ugly nerd
[...]
im not a chad lol
i jerk off to porn, i play videogames, i shitpost about nazi's and how i hate Black folk and israelites, i have a fricking driving job and cant even cook
i spend 3 years beign addicted to drugs, porn and videogames before finally going out
fake it till you make it baby
He's right though. I've seen guy who are ugly as frick get laid with hot girls in the club simply because of their mindset and because they "appear" to be high value. By appear I mean having the right outlook, mindset and confidence. High confience is like a life hack to get with women.
He isn't a chad, and women will say anything to a guy if they like them, even lie about finding them "pretty". Not sure why a guy would want to be called pretty anyway
in high school i had sex with a girl that had a boyfriend of multiple years. she texted me late at night to sneak into her room, we fricked then she complained he had been really distant for months ever since his little sister died lol
i do work out tho
i've got a well paying job
i've been told i'm handsome, 6'1''
i go out with friends, am on dating apps
but i'm still khv
i don't hate women or even hate the men who get women
i just feel incredibly lonely all the time
anyone no matter how "chadly" claiming to get laid on dating apps is lying, or fricking the same handful of bottom of the barrel hyperbawds pictured in these tik toks.
???
You think people are not getting sex on dating apps?
i don't know, if i could show you my tinder / bumble without doxxing myself i would
i only occasionally get matches, and of those matches only a few ever respond, and of those few only a couple haven't ghosted me after a few texts
over the past year i made plans to meet up with two girls for coffee but neither ever showed lol
but there are other things in life, i'm just trying to tide myself over with writing novels before life gets excruciatingly terrible and i kill myself
i give it 4 years time (i'm 24)
Could be the area you live? Iv had girls not reply after matching sure, but never had a girl literally ghost me after setting up a meet.
Also, why coffee? Go for a drink at a nicer place. Or dinner and have a place in mind you can go for a drink after.
Are you trying to talk to much after you match? Usually I won't even msg a match until I have a night free, then I'll try set up something almost immediately.
How do you avoid having a girlfriend? If I meet up with a girl that turns into a relationship pretty quickly, I don't see how guys can just frick women and then nothing comes out of it.
I don't think about it so hard. I have had flings that turned into relationships, others that just fizzled out over a few weeks, others that didn't last more than one night.
It could be now, iv been burned a few times wanting a relationship when the girl didn't that I hold myself back a bit emotionally when just hooking up and have learned to just enjoy it for what it is.
i don't know, if i could show you my tinder / bumble without doxxing myself i would
i only occasionally get matches, and of those matches only a few ever respond, and of those few only a couple haven't ghosted me after a few texts
over the past year i made plans to meet up with two girls for coffee but neither ever showed lol
but there are other things in life, i'm just trying to tide myself over with writing novels before life gets excruciatingly terrible and i kill myself
i give it 4 years time (i'm 24)
>insufferable personality
Look I'll explain this to all you incels once and for all.
If you have a loser mentality aka. insufferable personality, you'll never get laid. >negative self-talk >im ugly and nobody wants me >only looks matter >only money matter >only chads can get laid >if only i could get x girl, then i would be happy
It become a self-fulfilling prophecy. You're not good looking or rich. Well, play with the cards you're dealt. Do SOMETHING instead of complain. It's not working, change strategy, but don't loose hope and fall back into your pathetic victim mentality
Do this instead >abudance mentality >freedom of outcome >no matter what happens i'll be fine >i want you, but i don't need you mentality
Here's the key: You have to create a reality that you love being in so much, that you don't care whether or not you get a girl.
quitting Cinemaphile had zero effect on my ability to get women. lifting weights for a year sure did tho.
Cinemaphile is echo chamber. it's like pissing in a ocean full of piss. i guess it depends of how much time you spend here.
Holy shit did you take one of those moronic online courses on how to pick up women? You're repeating word by word what they say.
pick-up artist and courses are generally a scam, marketed toward lonely guys for profit. However some of things they can be valid if they regurgitate information from self-help books or social psychology
>Well, play with the cards you're dealt. Do SOMETHING instead of complain
ok but the door is still closed because of the base fact that i'm ugly
i'm not given the chance to do something
>i'm not given the chance to do something
you have every chance to maximize your potential in life, but you're too much of a homosexual to do anything about it, so you sit and complain on the internet like those 30-something women who've hit the wall
>you have every chance to maximize your potential in life, but you're too much of a homosexual to do anything about it
i'm asking for actual concrete stuff dude
you talk like a tele evangelist
not in life but with women, how can makebelieve affect the result? say something more practical instead of this guru shit
Okay practically speaking here are some of things that have helped me.
Think of it as "Maslow pyramid of the need". You need to make sure you have all the other shit taken cared of first, before you can get women. Like a solid job that you love with an income, a place to stay (not your mom's basement or whatever), good diet instead fast food etc. I think Jordan Peterson speaks of this aswell
Then you climb the pyramid, start taking caring yourself. Join a gym, go on Cinemaphile find a fitess routine, workout 3-4 times a week, find a hobby you like, maybe learn to fight like BJJ or Muay Thai. Find friends, chat up co-workers, go to parties and social event if you can. "Attack the world" type of stuff Do mindfull meditation once a day. Remember you do this for yourself, but wanted a gf or girl and serve a short term motivation.
Now practically in terms of women, buy some well fitting clothes, get some good pictures to upload on tinder or dating apps. Dating apps can be hard for guys so use this as a supplement. In real life try to talk to women as much as you can. At work, at school, social events, parties, you need to get you social skills sharpened. Try to flirt and imply like a "man to woman" conversation. In other word, she has to know you have a dick. Do trial and error and learon from your mistake.
Remember, It not a straight line to get there, it's more like a rollercoaster.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ok but face will still be the first gate keeping you out you moron
>However some of things they can be valid if they regurgitate information from self-help books or social psychology
Fair enough, thinking of women in terms of abundance does make sense, I remember hearing that you need to get rejected plenty of times to immunize yourself to it.
ok but i ask again, i'm ugly, what am i supposed to do? be specific instead of larping as Tate
on tinder, my face will filter me before i can actually talk to them
IRL, the only chance is with female friends you grew up with really
>no face
yeah you're either handsome and you know you're spewing bullshit (the same way privileged people tend to believe their achievements come from effort)
or ugly as frick and you are coping hard
>i guess it depends of how much time you spend here.
I've been here for 18 years. Whether or not Cinemaphile is hazardous to your health probably depends more upon why you came here to begin with and what boards you've frequented since. I was never an incel and I already had a high school sweet heart when I found the site at 17 years old back in 2004, and the only time I ever went on LULZ was the very first year it was created when it was legit the best board on the site for that whole year before the proto-incel >tfw no gf greentexters showed up and took root.
>Well, play with the cards you're dealt. Do SOMETHING instead of complain
ok but the door is still closed because of the base fact that i'm ugly
i'm not given the chance to do something
I just am content with myself, happy how and where i am and always strive and try to be better and women come on their on
Too bad i hate women and i dont like talking to them
No one watches netflix any more
And my campaign is paying off
Join now in the hate campaign against Netflix for canceling Dark Cystal: Age of Resistance
>it's not face >it's personality
but they don't know my personality, they're not interested in the first place
there's this barrier you need to break before personality comes into play that is all based on first impression
yes there are some men that can't finalize because they are creeps or pigs or cringe whatever
but the majority are simply too ugly to frick
>crawl on your belly like a worm in order to attract a woman
No. if no woman is compatible with my autistic load then i'll simply live and die alone. frick you.
Guys a while I have been thinking about opening a discord for people like some in this thread to help with dating/getting laid. Not gonna post any links or something but I need some general input.
Some important notes:
>All anonymous (no ranks or reddit circlejerk pissing contest) >All free (just bros helping out others sharing stories and tips)
here's some of the channels
#Welcome
Verification
General discussion
#Your profile
General tips
Picture tips
Biography tips
#Messaging
The initial conversation
Moving elsewhere
#Dating
First date tips
Second date tips
#Intimacy tips
Getting to your place
Kissing
Having sex
If you have trouble having sex would you be into this?
My list
1. high school
2. coworker
3. internship
4. coworker
5. friend‘s neighbor
6. work (customer)
7. house party
8. doctor’s office (receptionist)
9. friend of a friend
10. roommate of nr. 5
11. work (customer)
12. restaurant
13. tram
14. friend of a friend
15. roommate of a friend
16. friend from nr. 15
17. café
18. house party
19. bff of homeboy‘s girlfriend
20. older sister of a friend
21. friend of a friend
22. ex girlfriend of nr. 20
23. other roomate of nr. 5
24. younger sister of old classmate
My list:
1. myspace in 2004 - super hot girl randomly messaged me saying she was new in town and wanted to meet new people. thought it was a prank at first but turned out she was legit. smoked and fricked the night we met. I learned I had a huge donger because she bled the first time and took like 4 days to recover from soreness. 2 months of fricking like rabbits then she abruptly moved to chicago for "art school" without even telling me goodbye in person.
4 year military powergap - who doesn't get laid in the military? this guy.
2. Cinemaphile in 2009 - moronic LDR I started talking to from /po/ of all places (yes the papercraft and origami board), cammed for months and met irl twice and fricked for an mdma fueled no-sleep weekend each time. then she decided she'd rather date a fat ugly pajeet who lived near her than continue the "emotional agony of not being able to touch me whenever she wanted"
3. community college in 2010 - great girl. dated for 2 years. split to go to different universities. still regret not proposing to her and knocking her up with lots of babie. she ended up doing that with some guy she met at uni instead.
10 year volcel/crypto/NEET/online gaming powergap - #3 breakup hit me hard and my buddy in silicon valley talked me into this new thing called a "crypto mining pool" with him and a few other guys he knew. ended up with [REDACTED] bitcoins. gradually sold them off as the price kept rising. finally sold my last stack when it was around $20k. didn't hold til it really mooned which I regret, but I still have more money than anyone would ever need.
4. gold digger. dating was hard because I look like a jobless loser on paper. finally told one girl that I was cryptorich and her personality did an immediate 180 when she thought she could get a piece. boned once. devoid of passion. felt like fricking a hooker.
5. TBA. not sure what I'll do. just want marriage and family but it seems impossible at this point.
nah for sex dolls to actually be fulfilling they'd have to be so advanced i dont even know if it's possible at all. at least for the next century they'll just be something you buy out of desperation then end up stashing in a closet or attic to never be used again unless you get really drunk.
Why does women have dildo and vibrators and it's accepted in mainstream society but if men buy Fleshlights or sexdolls it looked down upon as desperation?
i dont think anyone looks down on fleshlights, but a vibrator costs like $5 and a sex doll costs $5000, plus one is a tool in the nightstand while the other is basically a lifestyle choice, so it's easy to see why they're judged differently.
also guy with sex toy = socially and sexually unsuccessful irl = loser
i agree there's a double standard but those are for pleasure not as a replacement for intimacy with another person which is what the ultimate sex doll would be and what people hope for.
We're at the point where it's possible to grow organs and meat. If they can do that, they sure as hell can grow a pair of legs with ass and pussy and a simple metabolism (eventually). That's the real deal, not fricking robots like every nerd wants. Moralgay screeching will be heard in every corner of the earth when that becomes a possibility though.
god I fricking hope they make some crazy leaps forward in sextech over the next decade or so. hell I'd just take materials upgrades so I can splurge and get a nice normal doll that will actually last. sometimes I check out the onahole threads on jp and they'll talk about how normal wear and tear will destroy the tpe/silicone of their thousands of dollar dolls and I'm way too frickin poor for that kind of risk.
I MUST COOOMMMM
>usually listen to boomer rock
>my normie friend listens to top 40 new stuff
>decide to try it, since I want to be normie too
>almost every song revolves around sex, relationships, and love
>get even more depressed and even more horny
you can't convince me that this isn't intentional. """they""" want everyone to be horny, sad hedonists
I went back to my rock music a week later
netflix fired it too
SEX SEX SEX
What happened to women?
women stopped having sex with nerds that watch tv also and now exclusively frick literally the same 1 guy on a yacht
it's prime and grind now
well done boys
It's Paramount and Mount now
it's Hulu with a Zulu now
fricking right clever
Oof
bravo
Just like any marketing campaign people subconsciously became tired of it
Combination of these two, but mainly the fact that it was an astroturfed marketing thing, and those tend to naturally die off quickly.
man what do her bags of sand feel like?
Warm apple pie
Like boobs
women don't really need that "excuse" anymore
they just dm and ask to frick
Now it's Torrent the Moment
its hdmi and analpie now
there aren't enough movies on Netflix to keep up the excuse mate
> 51 men were desperate enough to frick that
> some of them at the same time as other men
>51
lmao
lets just say that even women are ashamed of this new trend on tiktok
She cute
Shes lying its way more than 51. if she willing to say 51 then you know its more.
> inb4 this is just page 1 of 4
> it's only the guys she remembers
lmao
> work husband's dad
damn, that's a hoe. at least she looks like she has some desirable assets
>41. library
>44. church
kek
This is why I mock anons who say "church " whenever someone asks where to meet a gf
>two dudes from chess club
>Five in a row from basketball court
>papa john's delivery
>on a bridge
>don't know where and don't remember
>my homegirl's dad
>moving truck van
>work husband
>work husband's dad
>retirement home
This chick is a filthy fricking prostitute, my god
> retirement home
> came inside this thing before her male best friend
LOOOOOOOL
There's no way she was able to keep track of and record 150 sexual encounters. You guys are being demoralized by some bawd's bullshit.
yeah i imagine she's sprucing it up a lot to earn extra points with her bawd friends
yeah ive only had sex with 4 women and ive forgotten one of their names then often forget i ever even knew another one of them at all.
This, I've had sex with less than 10 people and still forgot some of them.
Idk iv slept with 80+ women, at least half of them literal prostitutes/escorts, I can remember them all if I actually think about it
i hate women so much its unreal.
>69
>my boy best friend
poor guy managed to score after 68 other dudes and never again
simping aint easy fr fr
Isn't that basically the dream of all orbiters?
1 frick every 70?
Just one frick full stop.
maybe he could get lucky like this guy
What's the joke? Sounds like they were just trying to get him laid without realising he'd actually date the prostitute.
>they have all slept with her
Where do these social circles happen? Maybe I never find out but the group of friends I've been part of don't frick each other.
twice in high school i made the mistake of treating an ugly girl like a human being a couple times and they became infatuated with me then when i turned them they fricked 2 or 3 of my friends over the next year. weird shit like that happens all the time i think.
Befriend some athletes and chads
Woooww. That's rough, I don't know what I'd do either.
They were just trying to help that loser
Ungrateful redditor
but why didn't the gf tell him he fricked all of his friends?
anyway from that thread, she fricked them when they were all 14 and she needed money for drugs
>why didn't the gf tell him he fricked all of his friends?
w o m a n
Why is he asking for advice when he's discovered his girlfriend is a drug addict that prostitutes in exchange for drugs.
Just dump her and move on, moron. Be glad you found out now.
>14
>NEEDED money for drugs
>prostitute herself for it
There's no way this happened in a first world country.
Obviously
It happened in USA
Because she wanted to settle down with beta provider?
>drugs
Sounds like another reason to avoid getting into a relationship with her
she just wants to do adderall and play vidya with you anon
because they actually love each-others and he wants to marry her
in that thread, everyone was mad as frick towards the friend and they were all ignoring the fact that she lied by omission too
he's marrying her
>he's marrying her
Haha, he probably thinks he "won" and all the other guys she fricked would like to marry her too.
it's all so tiresome
>boost our lifestyle
Pretty much your typical woman, the only life they can envision is being a wage slave and making slightly more money every year to buy more expensive clothes.
it's probably shame from her female friends too
>what does your husband do?
>nothing
but it's true that women aren't attracted to men that lay around all day
>women aren't attracted to men that lay around all day
Explain how I keep getting laid then? I'm an alky on top of that.
getting laid and being in a relationship are very different things
Holy shit how the frick does that makes it any better?
Bro id throw myself in a furnace praying id be clean again after having touched her
The right question is why no one ratted him about it, which made me just believe he's kind hearted soul in a sea of stans and bawds.
Eh unfortunattely it happens
We all had her
please, i will out myself as a zoomer
the people commenting under these were worse than Cinemaphileners dude
in fact it was mostly women calling her a prostitute (although probably a way to try and keep being a prostitute a secret)
>retirement home
geriatrichads... we can't stop winning...
>18.Retirement Home
>49. Dad's Friend
>54. Papa John's Delivery Man
>the 5 guys from the basketball court
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying
>99 to 103
>basketball court
100% fricked all of them together
Probably. The amount of young women that talk about having trains run on them is disturbing. That didn't happen when I was in my late teens - early twenties. Two dudes doubling up on a girl was as loose as it got.
yeah dude [sex-related-thing-X] was just invented this generation.
people back in the GOOD old days didn't even know [sex-related-thing-X] existed! what has become of the innocence of youth wat wat??!!
Nah, things are legitimately different. I was gonna say there's a chance it just wasn't spoken about but that makes zero sense because I would've heard about it from mates. Word got around about girls being bawds. That simply didn't happen outside of porn which was never supposed to be indicative of reality.
boy best friend and first best friend are different and number 69 and 100
who are these morons
>moving truck van
>doctor's office
Don't know why'd you even bother counting after 40 or so
I don't get why a woman would count but I'm almost at 200 and I've counted them all.
Any advice? What do you do when you see a woman and you want to frick her?
>an entire basketball team
Here’s your nice church girl anons.
>papa john's delivery man
Amazing how they are like "ya i fricked 150 guys but you looked at that chick so your fault i cheat and im not a prostitute" and honestly believe that
>omegle
>walmart
>construction site
>retirement home
this has to be bait, i havent even finished half of the first third
>work husband
>work husband's dad
What is wrong with women?
women in general are pretty nice once you leave your incel cave and start talking to them like normal people. this individual on the other hand was very obviously sexually abused as a child and lacks the ability to say "no" to literally any men now that she's older.
>lacks the ability to say "no" to literally any men now that she's older.
as always women are merely leaves on a water stream
poor girl every one of those 120 men took advantage of her
Nah shes just a shut
frickn hell i can rape this c**t and she will count it as a short lived relationship
Kinda sus, unless she's literally have a journal of every person she fricked with which is just bawdtery at this point.
>dark alley
Maybe Andrew Tate is right about females after all
>
Who?
Riddle me this, Cinemaphile:
>All women are prostitutes, but I can't get laid. What am I?
A man with pride and dignity
that's some projection, who said i don't have a gf? i simply can't have sex with women i don't know, i wouldn't even get hard
>T. Roasties
get your heads out of the guter, prostitutes
hey that’s me!
Horrific cope.
Next level cope.
POST THE SAUCE BRUDDAH
PLEASE
that's a hoby buchanon vid. i forget the name of the girl because I dropped her entirely after finding out she burned coal for ~~*lansky*~~
looks like reina rae
Incel
20% of the men do 80% of the fricking
How do I become the 20%
Genetics or money
I'm a decent looking (7, eat well, good face, lift frequently) 24 yr old zoomer with a good job yet I've only had sex with one person. What am I doing wrong bros?
are you actively trying? pussy doesn't fall on you if you're a 7 but you can still get it
Not really kek, I'm social and go out most nights but the vast majority of women around my age don't interest me. They're all so boring, this is what's leading me to be so picky.
>They're all so boring
that would be fine if they weren't low ley disgusting too
That's another major issue, many of them are overweight. And I'm not talking a couple extra pounds, which can be hot as frick, but disgustingly overweight to the point that she has a gut or weighs more than me.
It's certainly not bad imo, I'm just ready to step my numbers up.
picky is good
I mean, it is fine if you don't want casual sex but if you look good it's not hard to get it.
It's one thing to go out with the boys, but are you actually trying to pick up girls or ever going out on dates alone?
>but are you actually trying to pick up girls or ever going out on dates alone?
Not really, I tend to date girls that are mutual friends or someone that I get to know over time. I don't go out looking to hook up or even pick up girls in general, I'm just focused on having a good time and if someone that interests me is there, I'll talk to her.
Okay but what do you want tho? If that's working for you hopefully you'll find the right girl eventually, but it's a numbers game and the more you meet the more you'll know what your looking for.
Honestly, a relationship that'll lead to marriage, kids, etc. Having a few flings along the way wouldn't bother me, in fact I think it would be good to be experienced.
Yes it would be and is. Get experience while you are young.
in reality it's it's not 20% of men fricking 80% of women. it's just 20% of people in general are fricking, 80% of people aren't, and that 20% are all gross bawds fricking other gross bawds.
>Where do these social circles happen?
high school druggies, mostly. in my social circle growing up a bunch of my friends all started smoking pot and they all fricked the one girl in their burnout group. girls who do drugs are absolutely massive prostitutes. she wasn't even cute she was overweight and had a very plain face. i never understood it, but they all walked around bragging about not being virgins anymore like it was an accomplishment.
me. women are too intimidated by my looks and charm to talk to me, and i don't approach prostitutes.
an unvaxxed man with no pox of monkeys
Sub8 male. All these prostitutes are fricking Chads.
These are memes, right? Everyone gets laid now.
I don't
t. wizard in 2 years
Afraid of STDs
Average woman
>when this hole is 'ready to settle down' she's going to make some beta wait for sex to prove he's serious
>he'll do it
Good morning sirs I hate women.
How come we never see men doing this shit?
because it's statistically harder
how many men in the world can get those numbers?
Most men don't feel the need to seek level of attention and "validation"
Some gay slept with 2000 and bragged about it
Literal mutt
>all those co-workers
did it for the tips
Seems like I should grab a part time job at a bar.
I got a part time job at a book store. Didn't need the money worked like 3 3 hour shifts a week. Went on dates with 4 girls who worked there.
fricking your female coworkers at a bar is a great way to catch herpes and HPV
The best part? Admitting these things publicly with their face on full display will not nuke their chances at having serious relationships. Plenty of men will see their prostitute confessions and think "okay, but can I date you now?". Modern men are cuckolds.
This place has really gone to the normies
To me this type feels grosser. They present themselves as innocent, wholesome, tomboyish and so on, but the reality is they're frickmeat for anyone who asks. At least the normie ones are unapologetically loose without any bullshit fronts.
/soc/ homies wildin' fr fr
all zoomers are normies
Good god how low is yourself esteem
33 really got a lot of mileage
I hate prostitutes. I take pride in knowing that every time I see them that I have looked at them with disgust. It gives me no greater pleasure to know they will always be dumb roasties that will never know real love.
>yacht guy at the end
she's laddering
literally me with my grandpa's shit sail boat here in Italy, hoking up with dutch and German girls
grazie nonno
This is depressing.
rich guys and players fricking hoes isnt even in like the top one million depressing things
Onlyfans
Tinder
Someone posted sauce for this girl but I don't remember can you spoonfeed again sir thank you signed kuneef
Black folks be like
>netflix
more like couchtuner and chill
Everybody would be happier if women were enslaved. Unironically
Hi /LULZ/ I need some advice.
I've been talking to this girl online for a few weeks and she's quickly become my one true love. While I've accepted that she'll never love me back, can anyone give me advice on what to say to get her to break up with her boyfriend? I can't live with the thought of someone else enjoying her when I will never have the chance.
>I've been talking to this girl online
>for a few weeks
you need to close in the same day
Long distance won't work if you are a virgin and haven't at least spend ages together already to build on your relationship.
If she lives close to you, start stalking her and show up where she does, make her laugh, find out what bars she likes and rock up with the lads when you think she's out and make her bf look poor. Use your cc if you have to, get some bottles, invite her over etc.
it was over before it began
you should kill him and mail her his body parts over a period of a few months
Apple and grapple
I've never had the chance to sleep with tons of women because since I was 17 I've never been more than a few months without a girlfriend.
>Why dont you workout and get a job, trying to better yourself so you can build class, confidence and skills to have sex with women?
Unironically none of this will make you have sex with a woman. Only thing that will help is actually approaching a woman.
Also nice reddit spacing homosexual
Ah yeah im sure the anonymous guy worrying about shit like using words like "reddit spacing" can tell us all about women
actually the truth is that only your looks matter
if you were born short and ugly like me, it's impossible to have sex
>actually the truth is that only your looks matter
please have a nice day incel. It's not your looks mate, I promise, it's your insufferable personality
>it's your insufferable personality
no, I am actually super nice
and I don't have any contact with women, so they can't even know my personality
>no, I am actually super nice
Well there you go. An insufferable personality alright.
>I don't have any contact with women
Yes as I said before, only thing that will help is actually approaching a woman.
where am I supposed to approach women where there won't be over 9000 guys that are more attractive than me?
also women hate strangers talking to them
normies don't get laid from approaching random women
If you really are ugly, then money is your best bet. It's not hard to get women if they see you are confident and balling.
If you are ugly and poor, sorry. Work harder, or be content with a woman who is as ugly as you, probably easier for you to meet one that is a bit better than you at your hobby, whatever that may be. If you don't have any hobbies or any money, it's gonna be hard.
>where am I supposed to approach women where there won't be over 9000 guys that are more attractive than me?
Work on your self-esteem and your insufferable personality. That kind of mindset is for losers. You think this is World War Z where the average woman is a pile of attractive guys. Again work of your self-esteem.
>also women hate strangers talking to them
Cringe
>normies don't get laid from approaching random women
They do. Online dating is on the rise. If that's not working for you, get better pictures or approach women in real life.
women love an insufferable personality
when it comes from a chad
true
they love the dark triad personlity
Ah yes you're one of those guys who think women can tell your personality just by looking at you.
It surely has nothing to do with looks.
no, you incel, you come off as a creep
creep means ugly
you come off as a troony. and you're all creeps (ugly)
I have a girlfriend, stop projecting.
>tells someone to kill themselves over nothing
>claims they're the one with an insufferable personality
lmao
can confirm, i'm handsome but people just hate me
people get filtered before personality can get in the way you moron
i get it if someone has no problem getting interest from girls but never able to finalize
but these guys are not even able to get noticed in the first place
>t.roastie
True, I have all that, and it doesn't mean anything because I don't approach women.
violet summers btw. i didnt look at her stuff much but in one vid she's getting fricked near a lake while she's fully nude but wearing tennis shoes which is a super cute look imo
Is it only fans or something?
the bawds all got pregnant and nobody wants to "chill" with them anymore.
im really starting to think i may NEVER have sex bros
Anyone got the screencap of the butthurt roastie who ditched a guy because he didn't have any money, but then it turned out he was loaded but just lived frugally
ive been looking for that one too
The story was continued later. She sabotaged the guy's new relationship.
got souce on the rest?
At least im a moron that has sex regulary
Just reddit spaced again what you gonna do about it?
wow you have sex, want a gold star? moronic homosexual, you're mentally 14 years old
>got souce on the rest?
I've got the one where she mets the new girlfriend but not where she ruins his relationship or if I do it's saved under a different filename. Someone here will have it.
>he lied about "life things"
Just say youre a goldigging toastie c**t
Will does seem like a bit of a moron, he clearly doesn't grasp the concept of wealth seeing as he has always had it and instead chooses to live a Bohemian life as a lazy rejection of that life.
If he was so rich he could of done something with it, instead he lived life like the worst kind of NEET
>he could "of" done something with it
The question is "Why?"
why not?
Not be a rich pretty boy. Look you can argue he has the right to finger his arse all day instead of something useful, but I'm going to ignore it because that money should be mine because I want it and homosexuals like you who argue about laws and other girly shit wont let me club him over the head to steal his wealth because you pay your taxes instead of adding polio virus samples to your local water reservoir .
>If he was so rich he could of done something with it,
Like what? If he's content with his life what does he need to do with the money?
God i wanna buy thi GodKing a beer
why the hard work when you could just pay for an escort?
cause i frick tinder/happn/bumble b***hes for free
I hate myself so much
Why wasn't I born normal
I am a 25yo khv
Guy here
not larping
my bodykind is well over 100 different real biological females
the fun thing is: i was a neet loser in my early 20s
then I got my shit together, discovered gym and dating apps and landing a girl in real life is as easy as loading up The Sims, making a character and landing a girl there
its literally the same
reddit spacing to make it read easier
>reddit spacing to make it read easier
You are a fricking moron
So it's just getting in decent shape and trying over and over until it sticks?
Literally
>Stop the moronic gay shit (Anime, videogames, weed, being lazy)
>Start the normal man shit (Go to gym, go on runs, dress nice, good haircut, job stable normie shit)
>Never stop trying
>Pretend life is like the sims (protip: it actually is, we are living in a simulation)
>Its a numbers game, even if only 1 out of every 100 girls fricks you, thats still 10 girls if you try 1000 girls)
good luck anon
> (Anime, videogames, weed, being lazy)
that's normie shit now, you boomer
that shit is for normies who are already having sex
if you are in this thread and you arent having sex, you arent a normie and should quit it asap
To become boring and sexless ie worse than right now?
Someone who is succesful and fricks and already a chad who plays games = cool and manly
someone who is neet virgin pathetic loser who plays games = cringe
what dont you understand?
>>Stop the moronic gay shit
life is like the sims (protip: it actually is, we are living in a simulation)
lol
>Noooo others will think im silly aaaaaa better not try and stay pathetic loser virgin till im old everybody is focussed on what I doooo i cant mess up if I dont try
You really are a brain dead homosexual
at least im not crying how im not able to have sex due to my inaction
you should be thankful that im trying to help you gays
but some of you arent meant to make it
>at least im not crying how im not able to have sex due to my inaction
Okay? Neither am I, you dumb Black person.
>Stop the moronic gay shit (Anime, videogames, weed, being lazy)
You lost me. If I stop doing the things I like then there's no point, I'll just jerk off.
You don't even need to stop doing those things, that guy is a genuine moron that thinks like a 14 year old. I guarantee he can only get low value women that frick a different guy every week, and he thinks that's something to be proud of.
>be me in my teens
>long hair metalhead, have a band, play at school some times
>tons of girls liked me and confessed to me
>decide I want to become a normie who has tons of sex
>get a haircut, a decent job, go to the gym, etc.
>never get any pussy
>feels like I'm pretending to be someone else my entire life
>literally the most interested I've seen a girl in me is when I tell her about my music tastes
It's weird, when I try to fit in I suck, when I'm myself I succeed.
Just be urself
just make sure the urself u are being isnt a fat disgusting ugly nerd
im not a chad lol
i jerk off to porn, i play videogames, i shitpost about nazi's and how i hate Black folk and israelites, i have a fricking driving job and cant even cook
i spend 3 years beign addicted to drugs, porn and videogames before finally going out
fake it till you make it baby
nah just
shifting
is
easy
enough
to
read
????
who fricked this homosexual 100 times?
>Guy here
>not larping
>my bodykind is well over 100 different real biological females
>the fun thing is: i was a neet loser in my early 20s
>then I got my shit together, discovered gym and dating apps and landing a girl in real life is as easy as loading up The Sims, making a character and landing a girl there
>its literally the same
>reddit spacing to make it read easier
im not that handsome but i have been told by 2 girls during a 6 day period that im pretty while they laid on the bed and I laid on top of them
and im not even larping
maybe in blessed yes, sure im above average looking but its also the mindset because if you dont try you dont make it
then why do you reply you moron?
>I'm literally chad but looks don't matter br0, it's all about mindset br0
You're fricking moronic, frick off and die
He's right though. I've seen guy who are ugly as frick get laid with hot girls in the club simply because of their mindset and because they "appear" to be high value. By appear I mean having the right outlook, mindset and confidence. High confience is like a life hack to get with women.
He isn't a chad, and women will say anything to a guy if they like them, even lie about finding them "pretty". Not sure why a guy would want to be called pretty anyway
How are you this fricking dumb? I'm mocking you, and I made that very obvious. Holy frick, you are brain dead. No wonder you think hitting the space bar to break up two sentences is necessary.
you mean the enter key
Irrelevant, but of course you would try to point out a mix up as if it matters. Go back you moronic Black person
>as if it matters.
more like to frick with you cause i dont give a frick about your angry incel mindset
then why do the women leave you?
are you a cuck?
gas the tall
>bodykind
This sounds like a troony term. And why did you even feel the need to clarify they were "biological females"?
Did I just get baited?
bodycount*
sorry man I hate typing so I just mash my keyboard and dont spellcheck
also redditspace to piss off autists
>was neet loser
>is content getting cucked by women in 1 nigh stands
doesnt make any sense to me
I have never been invited to Netflix and chill
In another world
>if women were like men
With a trade off that youd probably be slapped with a used pad
yo sex is overrated af
MOTHER OF GOD.
in high school i had sex with a girl that had a boyfriend of multiple years. she texted me late at night to sneak into her room, we fricked then she complained he had been really distant for months ever since his little sister died lol
i do work out tho
i've got a well paying job
i've been told i'm handsome, 6'1''
i go out with friends, am on dating apps
but i'm still khv
i don't hate women or even hate the men who get women
i just feel incredibly lonely all the time
If you are actually handsome and have money take girls out on dates, then how are dating apps failing you?
Doesn't add up to me.
anyone no matter how "chadly" claiming to get laid on dating apps is lying, or fricking the same handful of bottom of the barrel hyperbawds pictured in these tik toks.
???
You think people are not getting sex on dating apps?
Could be the area you live? Iv had girls not reply after matching sure, but never had a girl literally ghost me after setting up a meet.
Also, why coffee? Go for a drink at a nicer place. Or dinner and have a place in mind you can go for a drink after.
Are you trying to talk to much after you match? Usually I won't even msg a match until I have a night free, then I'll try set up something almost immediately.
How do you avoid having a girlfriend? If I meet up with a girl that turns into a relationship pretty quickly, I don't see how guys can just frick women and then nothing comes out of it.
I don't think about it so hard. I have had flings that turned into relationships, others that just fizzled out over a few weeks, others that didn't last more than one night.
It could be now, iv been burned a few times wanting a relationship when the girl didn't that I hold myself back a bit emotionally when just hooking up and have learned to just enjoy it for what it is.
i don't know, if i could show you my tinder / bumble without doxxing myself i would
i only occasionally get matches, and of those matches only a few ever respond, and of those few only a couple haven't ghosted me after a few texts
over the past year i made plans to meet up with two girls for coffee but neither ever showed lol
but there are other things in life, i'm just trying to tide myself over with writing novels before life gets excruciatingly terrible and i kill myself
i give it 4 years time (i'm 24)
Here's what's gonna happen. You're giving me her name, I'm looking up her instagram then following it.
If he can get b***hes, you can too!
why females can't detect 'insufferable personality' of guys who will hit them and rape them?
their detectors suddenly fail?
they can and they're attracted to it.
why can't they detect men that will ditch them once they are pregnant?
>insufferable personality
Look I'll explain this to all you incels once and for all.
If you have a loser mentality aka. insufferable personality, you'll never get laid.
>negative self-talk
>im ugly and nobody wants me
>only looks matter
>only money matter
>only chads can get laid
>if only i could get x girl, then i would be happy
It become a self-fulfilling prophecy. You're not good looking or rich. Well, play with the cards you're dealt. Do SOMETHING instead of complain. It's not working, change strategy, but don't loose hope and fall back into your pathetic victim mentality
Do this instead
>abudance mentality
>freedom of outcome
>no matter what happens i'll be fine
>i want you, but i don't need you mentality
Here's the key: You have to create a reality that you love being in so much, that you don't care whether or not you get a girl.
Also lift weight and quit Cinemaphile, just a tip
please, you only need to show your face to validate all that you are saying
it's literally that easy
here's my face
Cinemaphile is echo chamber. it's like pissing in a ocean full of piss. i guess it depends of how much time you spend here.
pick-up artist and courses are generally a scam, marketed toward lonely guys for profit. However some of things they can be valid if they regurgitate information from self-help books or social psychology
>i'm not given the chance to do something
you have every chance to maximize your potential in life, but you're too much of a homosexual to do anything about it, so you sit and complain on the internet like those 30-something women who've hit the wall
>you have every chance to maximize your potential in life, but you're too much of a homosexual to do anything about it
i'm asking for actual concrete stuff dude
you talk like a tele evangelist
not in life but with women, how can makebelieve affect the result? say something more practical instead of this guru shit
Okay practically speaking here are some of things that have helped me.
Think of it as "Maslow pyramid of the need". You need to make sure you have all the other shit taken cared of first, before you can get women. Like a solid job that you love with an income, a place to stay (not your mom's basement or whatever), good diet instead fast food etc. I think Jordan Peterson speaks of this aswell
Then you climb the pyramid, start taking caring yourself. Join a gym, go on Cinemaphile find a fitess routine, workout 3-4 times a week, find a hobby you like, maybe learn to fight like BJJ or Muay Thai. Find friends, chat up co-workers, go to parties and social event if you can. "Attack the world" type of stuff Do mindfull meditation once a day. Remember you do this for yourself, but wanted a gf or girl and serve a short term motivation.
Now practically in terms of women, buy some well fitting clothes, get some good pictures to upload on tinder or dating apps. Dating apps can be hard for guys so use this as a supplement. In real life try to talk to women as much as you can. At work, at school, social events, parties, you need to get you social skills sharpened. Try to flirt and imply like a "man to woman" conversation. In other word, she has to know you have a dick. Do trial and error and learon from your mistake.
Remember, It not a straight line to get there, it's more like a rollercoaster.
ok but face will still be the first gate keeping you out you moron
>However some of things they can be valid if they regurgitate information from self-help books or social psychology
Fair enough, thinking of women in terms of abundance does make sense, I remember hearing that you need to get rejected plenty of times to immunize yourself to it.
>in life
who fricking cares we're talking about getting laid
ok but i ask again, i'm ugly, what am i supposed to do? be specific instead of larping as Tate
on tinder, my face will filter me before i can actually talk to them
IRL, the only chance is with female friends you grew up with really
>no face
yeah you're either handsome and you know you're spewing bullshit (the same way privileged people tend to believe their achievements come from effort)
or ugly as frick and you are coping hard
>i guess it depends of how much time you spend here.
I've been here for 18 years. Whether or not Cinemaphile is hazardous to your health probably depends more upon why you came here to begin with and what boards you've frequented since. I was never an incel and I already had a high school sweet heart when I found the site at 17 years old back in 2004, and the only time I ever went on LULZ was the very first year it was created when it was legit the best board on the site for that whole year before the proto-incel >tfw no gf greentexters showed up and took root.
quitting Cinemaphile had zero effect on my ability to get women. lifting weights for a year sure did tho.
Holy shit did you take one of those moronic online courses on how to pick up women? You're repeating word by word what they say.
>Well, play with the cards you're dealt. Do SOMETHING instead of complain
ok but the door is still closed because of the base fact that i'm ugly
i'm not given the chance to do something
ok but in a more practical way, what do you recommend? like i'm ugly ok? what should i do? where should i go meet women?
Women and chads have an abundance reality. Subhumans have an abundance mentality.
I just am content with myself, happy how and where i am and always strive and try to be better and women come on their on
Too bad i hate women and i dont like talking to them
I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY BROS
Also to any autists here who are too self aware:
its all in your head
you dont succeed because you dont take chances
learn to not give a frick
and if you have to: try fricking xtc/mdma
that shit will help you
No one watches netflix any more
And my campaign is paying off
Join now in the hate campaign against Netflix for canceling Dark Cystal: Age of Resistance
Anyone else here /serialwalker/ on dates?
>always set up walking date cause if I had to pay for every girl im taking out I would be broke as frick
>always pick a place close to my house so I could bring her back in 10 minutes if I have to
I used to at my old place, works great depending on where you live. It's not really practical at the moment.
I've seen this girl get anal creampied
Is it Mackenzie Mace?
>it's not face
>it's personality
but they don't know my personality, they're not interested in the first place
there's this barrier you need to break before personality comes into play that is all based on first impression
yes there are some men that can't finalize because they are creeps or pigs or cringe whatever
but the majority are simply too ugly to frick
literally go outside
>psychology today
>study LITERALLY paid by Hinge
>healthy relationship standards increase
yea fricking right lmao.
>2022
>relationships
most women are now injected with millions of spike proteins created by bill gates in an israeli lab. its not mass murder however, it was "an accident"
>crawl on your belly like a worm in order to attract a woman
No. if no woman is compatible with my autistic load then i'll simply live and die alone. frick you.
Guys a while I have been thinking about opening a discord for people like some in this thread to help with dating/getting laid. Not gonna post any links or something but I need some general input.
Some important notes:
>All anonymous (no ranks or reddit circlejerk pissing contest)
>All free (just bros helping out others sharing stories and tips)
here's some of the channels
#Welcome
Verification
General discussion
#Your profile
General tips
Picture tips
Biography tips
#Messaging
The initial conversation
Moving elsewhere
#Dating
First date tips
Second date tips
#Intimacy tips
Getting to your place
Kissing
Having sex
If you have trouble having sex would you be into this?
I have trouble finding women that I like and I feel its dishonest to lower my standards
For some reason I keep hearing about these American women selling their body to their classmates and shit like that.
My list
1. high school
2. coworker
3. internship
4. coworker
5. friend‘s neighbor
6. work (customer)
7. house party
8. doctor’s office (receptionist)
9. friend of a friend
10. roommate of nr. 5
11. work (customer)
12. restaurant
13. tram
14. friend of a friend
15. roommate of a friend
16. friend from nr. 15
17. café
18. house party
19. bff of homeboy‘s girlfriend
20. older sister of a friend
21. friend of a friend
22. ex girlfriend of nr. 20
23. other roomate of nr. 5
24. younger sister of old classmate
I'll do you one better.
My List:
1.
Good going King
Good luck on your hunt
I believe in you
the reddit meme decade ended
that's what happened
it's not personality when they will never even talk to you
How is this thread still up?
This scene is hot. Remy, Phoenix, Sheena and Jada would be good girls to have an anal foursome with.
*fivesome
I dunno, I posted girl in OP's gaping cum glazed butthole but I didn't get any (You)s from it
1. friend's gf
2. classmate's little sister
3. fallen soldier's widow
4. friend's wife
5. my uncle
It’s Disney+ and gush now
Blueray and buttplay
It became "Hayu then splay-you"
Thread Theme
protip
My list:
1. myspace in 2004 - super hot girl randomly messaged me saying she was new in town and wanted to meet new people. thought it was a prank at first but turned out she was legit. smoked and fricked the night we met. I learned I had a huge donger because she bled the first time and took like 4 days to recover from soreness. 2 months of fricking like rabbits then she abruptly moved to chicago for "art school" without even telling me goodbye in person.
4 year military powergap - who doesn't get laid in the military? this guy.
2. Cinemaphile in 2009 - moronic LDR I started talking to from /po/ of all places (yes the papercraft and origami board), cammed for months and met irl twice and fricked for an mdma fueled no-sleep weekend each time. then she decided she'd rather date a fat ugly pajeet who lived near her than continue the "emotional agony of not being able to touch me whenever she wanted"
3. community college in 2010 - great girl. dated for 2 years. split to go to different universities. still regret not proposing to her and knocking her up with lots of babie. she ended up doing that with some guy she met at uni instead.
10 year volcel/crypto/NEET/online gaming powergap - #3 breakup hit me hard and my buddy in silicon valley talked me into this new thing called a "crypto mining pool" with him and a few other guys he knew. ended up with [REDACTED] bitcoins. gradually sold them off as the price kept rising. finally sold my last stack when it was around $20k. didn't hold til it really mooned which I regret, but I still have more money than anyone would ever need.
4. gold digger. dating was hard because I look like a jobless loser on paper. finally told one girl that I was cryptorich and her personality did an immediate 180 when she thought she could get a piece. boned once. devoid of passion. felt like fricking a hooker.
5. TBA. not sure what I'll do. just want marriage and family but it seems impossible at this point.
thank you for reading my blog
who asked
>who asked
pls take your TikTok comebacks somewhere else you inbred zoomer child
I asked. I care.
I did
>it seems impossible at this point.
that's by design
pick up a hobby with all your free time homie. something you can take some kind of classes for or people meet up to do.
Have your children through surrogacy and hire nannies. Forget about marriage, it's a shit deal (for men) at the moment.
There's hope
nah for sex dolls to actually be fulfilling they'd have to be so advanced i dont even know if it's possible at all. at least for the next century they'll just be something you buy out of desperation then end up stashing in a closet or attic to never be used again unless you get really drunk.
Why does women have dildo and vibrators and it's accepted in mainstream society but if men buy Fleshlights or sexdolls it looked down upon as desperation?
i dont think anyone looks down on fleshlights, but a vibrator costs like $5 and a sex doll costs $5000, plus one is a tool in the nightstand while the other is basically a lifestyle choice, so it's easy to see why they're judged differently.
also guy with sex toy = socially and sexually unsuccessful irl = loser
vibrators cost more than $5. My niece has a $150 one.
nice is it a 12inch BBC model?
>My niece has a $150 one.
did you buy it for her
>My niece has a $150 one.
That's a hell of an expensive birthday present for a 12 year old, oji-san
i agree there's a double standard but those are for pleasure not as a replacement for intimacy with another person which is what the ultimate sex doll would be and what people hope for.
We're at the point where it's possible to grow organs and meat. If they can do that, they sure as hell can grow a pair of legs with ass and pussy and a simple metabolism (eventually). That's the real deal, not fricking robots like every nerd wants. Moralgay screeching will be heard in every corner of the earth when that becomes a possibility though.
god I fricking hope they make some crazy leaps forward in sextech over the next decade or so. hell I'd just take materials upgrades so I can splurge and get a nice normal doll that will actually last. sometimes I check out the onahole threads on jp and they'll talk about how normal wear and tear will destroy the tpe/silicone of their thousands of dollar dolls and I'm way too frickin poor for that kind of risk.
It's hard to get hard when everything has a multiracial troony sex scene with an ape-ish character