what happened to the Uruks after the Battle of Helms Deep? Are they jobbers

what happened to the Uruks after the Battle of Helms Deep? Are they jobbers

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They all commited sudoku after realizing they are not better than regular orcs and that Saruman should've never tried to "improve" upon Morgoth's creations.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hand-crafted by Saruman to frick human women

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not quite

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How did this guy go from peak anti-patriarchy slop to omega chud?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            within every man lies the potential to one day break free of pussy

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not even sure if he is pro or anti troony.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Hand-crafted by Saruman to power bottom human men
        ftfy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      built for BWC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is this porn?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.artstation.com/artwork/48lE0W
        She modeled the Uruk in Unreal Engine 4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nUA8a78.gif

      what happened to the Uruks after the Battle of Helms Deep? Are they jobbers

      how could aragorn single handedly fend off 100 of these at parth galen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aragorn as described in the books is unironically a 6'6" gigachad Numenorean, a race of men basically genetically superior to regular men in strength, agility, endurance, speed, and perception, and on top of these innate physical advantages he has decades of combat experience and training under the tutelage of elf masters. Uruk-hai are, at the end of the day, scaled up orcs and orcs are described as being decently strong for their size but clumsy, frail, and stupid. Orcs in general are a lot smaller and more pathetic in the books, the hobbits are able to pass themselves off as orcs - runty ones but not so freakishly small as to make other orcs ask questions.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          whoa thats real fricking gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Aragorn as described in the books is unironically a 6'6" gigachad Numenorean
          >Elendil was 7'11"

          cope sub 7ft ft Ranger of the North

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aragorn didnt fight any in the book, only boromir and gimili and legolas got a couple

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is their skin the same color as their armor.
      Lack of contrast looks ugly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't understand stealth and blending into ones enviroment

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bruh why tf he so caked up??

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Saruman did nothing wrong!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      peak male performace

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously though, how do human males even compete? If Ukuk Hai are built like this and are anywhere near as fecund as hobbits, they should have outbred pretty much any human population as soon as Saruman loosed them on the landscape.
      Aren't Uruk Hai stronger and smarter than regular orcs? They're like half-human already, right?
      It should be second nature for them to seek out human settlements and immediately run off with the women.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks zesty

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They were scattered, hunted and slaughtered

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    began racial purification by fricking elf women

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Something feminine about its ambulation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You just revealed your own zestiness

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They are massive jobbers. A full 100 of them fled like babies from a man, a dwarf and an elf.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the Uruk Hai wore a chainmail hauberk beneath the plate cuirass. Not bare skin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ok professor dumbledore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      frick off nerd

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sit down and shut up pornbrain

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    drowned in she-elf pussy

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was there. We stood around under the rain machines trying not to scratch the latex of our itchy skin.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uruk Hai are sexy as frick

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In the book all the "wild tree's" of fangorn move to just outside of helms deep, and the stupid Orcs run into this new mystery woods not thinking and the trees murder the frick out of them.
    Basically that scene with Merry and Pippin where they get caught by a tree and fangorn tells the tree to go back to sleep, but with orcs, and instead of sleep the trees impale there buttholes with branches.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >, and the stupid Orcs run into this new mystery woods not thinking
      There was nowhere else to go

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fled the battle, ran into the woods that suddenly sprang up, and got wiped out by the trees. The ones back at the main camp probably also got slaughtered by the trees. Trees don't frick around.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no Lurtz bf 🙁

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They got jobs as tax preparers and accountants mostly, though some were selected for upper management

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Are they jobbers

    Yes, they got rekted by the Ents

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite tabletop campaign of all time was one I did in the mid 2000s that was LotR but the forces of Sauron. It took place during RotK, and in our squad we had an Uruk who managed to escape to Mordor to join up with the rest of Sauron's forces, an easterling, a Haradrim, and two normal orcs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds kino

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uruk hai are peak orc aesthetic, metal as frick but not overly flanderized or "nobled up".

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