What heinous things did he do to end up in hell?

What heinous things did he do to end up in hell?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to tinker with his dick in the hot summer of 1964.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He used his nose for other purposes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He diddled kids with that long ass nose of his

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're ALL going to Hell, if any of that Christianity shit is real.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself. I am in the elect. Got bathed in the Holy Spirit and everything, it is impossible now for me to lose my inheritance as Hagios Pneuma preserves the saints.
      >There are two kinds of Christians: Calvinists and wrong.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a Muslim

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took the Lord's name in vain.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't a Mormon.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to fix a prostitute

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't have faith in the Lord Jesus Christ as it is faith alone in Christ alone that saves us. Of course, because we are incapable of choosing God, God chooses us and it is with the grace of God alone that we have faith at all.
    >So God makes people just to damn to Hell?
    Yes.
    >Doesn't that make him evil?
    No.
    >How so?
    He's the Creator. It isn't the role of the creature to get uppity with the Creator. Take your lot and deal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself. I am in the elect. Got bathed in the Holy Spirit and everything, it is impossible now for me to lose my inheritance as Hagios Pneuma preserves the saints.
      >There are two kinds of Christians: Calvinists and wrong.

      Get fricked christhomosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you're elect who hasn't heard they're calling yet but you might be total depraved. Either way, I pray for you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It absolutely makes him evil to make people just to send them to hell for not following his stringent bullshit """moral code"""

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The moral code is only 2 commandments long. >Love God with all your heart, mind and strength
        >Love your neighbor as you love yourself
        All of the other shit is legalistic heresy. You're not saved by what you do or how you act. You get saved and then you naturally act better. You become more helpful and more loving. If you don't, you're just faking the funk and you're not actually saved because the Spirit recognizes the Spirit. The Spirit doesn't spark rivalries or covetousness or hatred, for example. So people who love to hate most likely do not have the Spirit of Love in themselves. But as humans, we can't see another's heart and a seared conscience and a clear conscience are indistinguishable to us.
        >All we can do is love each other and our best. God has the rest.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >love a god that treats you like shit or else hell make you burn forever
          Yeah real nice guy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He also gave us the illusion of free will so we will accept the judgement that He knew was going to happen before He even formed the world. But I love Him with all my heart and He loves me. I used to get all survivor's guilt about being saved when so many aren't but you know what? I get to spend eternity tapped into the Christ Consciousness that is the source of all joy. I will miss no one not tapped into it because I will want nothing. I will not shed a single tear and sing songs of praise both in Heaven during the holding pattern and in glorified body in New Creation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally just one rule
            >easy as frick too
            >"Noooooooooooo why do you have to make me do this you're literally worse than Hitler"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, we are so totally depraved (yes, even the little babies) that we can't choose religion if it doesn't choose us. And the natural reaction is rebellion.
              >Plus people focus too much on the rules and not enough on the faith. The law is written on your heart, don't worry about it. Just worship Christ, stay in the word, and the rest will come with due time.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You have the mindset of an abused women lol.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s inefable.

      Honestly though best answer I ever had was life is indeed a game, Gif made humans to be the players of said game and watches us for entertainment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's the Creator. It isn't the role of the creature to get uppity with the Creator. Take your lot and deal.
      Holy frick the christcuck meme is real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chridtcucks are Cringe and deserve euthanasia to make society healthy again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have the mindset of an abused women lol.

        I think you need jesus

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My garden's fine right now, thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's the Creator. It isn't the role of the creature to get uppity with the Creator.

      Tell that to this guy:

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself. I am in the elect. Got bathed in the Holy Spirit and everything, it is impossible now for me to lose my inheritance as Hagios Pneuma preserves the saints.
      >There are two kinds of Christians: Calvinists and wrong.

      Calvinism is such an interesting synthesis of Christianity and basic sociopathy. There are few Christians as pure as those that convert away from Calvinism into another sect.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >create a person
      >create the very circumstances where they lose or don't believe in faith
      >this is all a test
      >some people have tests that are greater than others
      >if they don't pass then straight to hell
      So why are some people, before their birth, given greater tests than others, why are some rewarded right off the get go while others start at the very bottom before they can even walk?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well humans created evil so I get to decide what is and isn't, so god is evil now.
      Take your lot n don't get uppity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is wrong. god won't send you to hell if your intentions are good and you lived a good life. they'll be opportunities in life to become faithful and allow god into your life, but if you're unfortunate enough to not have these opportunities, but you still lived what you believed was a ethical and good life, you'll go to heaven. it's only when you believe god is real and are aware of his teachings, yet choose to reject them, that you go to hell. also hell isn't necessarily eternal fire like it's typically depicted. that's just the most popular interpretation of hell. hell is just a life without god. whatever that looks like, we won't know until our time comes.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    on a white hot summer he met a man called kevin nash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plilford is black?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna know how he died after Allan went to his shop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killed in a robbery gone wrong, said damn as he died which is why he's in hell.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 options
      >Killed by an armed robber
      >Heart attack from all the excitement
      >Electrocuted himself by sticking his nose in one of his machines

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably said "darn!" as he died of a heart attack
    Also I want to take advantage of drunk Charlie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone notice he was pissing himself

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Charlie I think someone spiked your drink, you're literally pissing yourself.
        >nah, nah man... it's just allergies man

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best season 2 episode so far

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's possibly the best episode so far

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He cursed and said "Damn!" In 1958 when he saw his wife being shot in the head by a burglar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killed in a robbery gone wrong, said damn as he died which is why he's in hell.

      He shot some guy in front of there spouse in the head when he was a burglar in 1958

      What the frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killed in a robbery gone wrong, said damn as he died which is why he's in hell.

      He shot some guy in front of there spouse in the head when he was a burglar in 1958

      Well that seems kinda unreasonable i don't think you should be in hell for that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God wills it. Don't question the plan

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He shot some guy in front of there spouse in the head when he was a burglar in 1958

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeffrey Dahmer is in heaven btw while his victims are in hell for being gay and not accepting Christ and asking for forgiveness

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeffery Dahmer was the gayest of them all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet he’s in heaven for raping, killing and eating dudes while his victims are in hell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No he isn't. Dahmer enjoyed psychologically torturing other prisoners. Saved people repent, they don't lean into raping, killing, and eating people.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He became a born again Christian and asked Christ for forgiveness before he was murdered in prison. He took Christianity very seriously before he died. He would be in heaven for that in some sects.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The man who beat him to death claims he was being taunted by him before he snapped and attacked him. Christians are ordered to love others, not taunt them.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He used the Lord’s name in vain

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He said DAMN when some burglars broke into his store and aimed at his face with their guns.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Spy-D

    He unironically laughed at a jeff Dunham stand up performance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on a stick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sti-kuh-kuh

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the fate of Charlie's grandma, I think everyone goes to hell, which would fit with that universe's general vibe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was supposed to be an optimistic show to counter the nihilism of other Adult Swim shows.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it's just making funny jokes, it just makes fun of edgy internet nihlists too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think she was telling the truth about why she was there. she's as likely to be there for being a serial liar as for what she claimed.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like the rest of the thread establishes Abrahamism is a hellish sect of religions in which the rule set is so specific you probably will go to hell just for saying damn, as such 99.9% of the population will be going to hell.
    If you happen to pray for anything tonight, pray hell isn't real and is one of the many israeli additions into the Bible or at least that the rule set isn't so strict, because after years of mistranslations and sectarianism, there is no way anyone has every single rule in the book to follow, which is why the Bible mentions stopping God using circumcision but going to hell for a tattoo or being born the wrong way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rule against wearing mixed fabrics proves that at least one author of the bible was SUPER gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that guy DID NOT eat that watermelon in one second

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He said damn

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a mega for ep 2?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just get it off torrentgalaxy, they upload it there within an hour or so of release

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real answer is in SF everyone goes to hell, just look at Charlies Grandmother in s1 who was doomed for all eternity for saying "Damn" once

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