What if Bobby was a mermaid?

Would Hank and Peggy still love him?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yo what the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bobby’s a mermaid

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'd probably be bad when texas runs out of water.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why so much mermaid fanart exists?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mystery

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Although they would probably have to move out of Texas. I like this concept it could make a really good movie. Like it would be crazy but as long as Bobby turning into a mermaid was the only wacky thing and everything else is played straight that could be fun. Poor Hank seeing his struggle with having to leave texas and having to move to a coastal state would be very emotional. Also having Hank act as a fish out of water in more liberal state's, the comedy writes itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bobby would just end caught in a beer can ring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize texas is a costal state right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is small consolation to the Texans who live 400 miles from the coat, anon. Texas is big.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The point is that Hank doesn't need to move out o Texas to get bobby to the coastline. There are only 5 other states with longer coastlines and 3 of them are red states. Hank would be fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bobby turns into a mermaid
      >the fish out of water is Hank
      lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peggy would take Bobby to the circus as an act, but wouldn't let him join. Instead they'd set up a kiddie pool near the entrance. Theyd draw big crowds and piss off the ringmaster .

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >...mermaid
    >"Damn it Bobby, you are a merMAN, I don't care how much you liked that Disney move"
    >"Now the doctor says we can't change the fact you have a god-dang fish tail, but while you are in this house you are not wearing a seashell bra"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But dayud! Ariel is my hero!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But dayud! Ariel is my hero!

      This was really fricking funny. You guys made my day!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MerMAN. Or merFOLK. MerMAID implies a sex change, which means his upper body would also be female, which isn’t in Op’s image.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t know that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks pretty male to me, anon.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a mer-MAN!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bobby would love to be a mermaid

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hank and Peggy still love him?
    No

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of fricking drugs are you on?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First of all that's stupid, stop it.

    Second, if Bobby is a mermaid then that implies that Hank or Peggy is also a mermaid, or at the very least a fish.

    So seeing that Hank is a human in this pic we can assume that Peggy the fish in this scenario, which is kind of a improvement for her personality wise.

    So yes, if Hank can love Peggy as a fish, then he can love Bobby as a mermaid. Peggy can't love anything, because she a fricking fish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how mermaids are made.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mermaids aren't real, they can have whatever rules I want them to have.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if Bobby made a wish on a shooting star and became a mermaid by magic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hank's first aquatic inter-species experience wasn't at La Grunta.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if Hank played rhythm games?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the next? Asking if someone was a worm and the counterpart will love that too?

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