What if Buzz was the one left Home Alone instead of Kevin?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Endless kinky sex with his slampig.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woof

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her butt is probably real loud.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her butt is probably real loud.

        >her

        That was a boy in a wig, the director thought it was too mean to have kevin make fun of an actual girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >her

        That was a boy in a wig, the director thought it was too mean to have kevin make fun of an actual girl

        woah...the 90s kind sucked...

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely would have gotten molested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OLDER BROTHER BUZZ NOT SO TOUGH SINCE BEING MOLESTED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His nickname is buzz because he was sodomized with a vibrator

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He would have been adopted by Big Marv.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he would've ordered 11 more pizzas and instead of Home Alone it would've been called Ate 11 Pizzas Alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ate 11 Pizzas Alone
      Or: How My November Has Gone So Far

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've got fat news for you, Fat Neil

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just a full movie of him tugging it to that Playboy rag

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mr. homeless?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if it was the kid who wet his bed constantly instead of Kevin or Buzz?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They would really be the wet bandits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a lot more piss focused booby traps for the Wet Bandits to fall into.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sprinkler system water replaced with his piss

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buzz alone

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kills marv with a shotgun
    >gets arrested for not retreating
    >turns into a court drama
    >guns are le bad
    >tearful remorsefulness for defending himself

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a more based character than Buzz?
    >I'm going to feed you to my tarantula

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the fan theory Buzz is Kevin’s real dad valid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We all know Kevin was the son of Megan and Buzz, which is why Megan feels so bad while Buzz has confidence in his seed. It’s also why Kevin is the black sheep of the family

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
      Buzz is the most kino character of HA, along with Fuller

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No booby traps
    >No befriending old man Marley
    >No ignoring the police
    >No mom rushing home
    Probably would have gotten robbed. Wet bandits would have tied him up, maybe smacked him around. It’s the 90s so no therapy for him afterwards. He would have blamed himself and turned all of his rage into being a bigger bully. Kevin would obviously bear the brunt of it, further alienating him from the rest of the family. Buzz wouldn’t face any real repercussions though. He’d grow up and learn a trade, live an ordinary looking life but would beat his wife and kids. Kevin would turn to drugs. Hard to say if he’d make it or not. The sisters would both go to college and eventually get white collar jobs, but they’d harbor resentment for Buzz and their parents for letting him get away with everything. Overall, the cycle of abuse would continue. There wouldn’t be a New York trip because the family would be too dysfunctional.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Frank would force them to do it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Force who to do what?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not a what if. They actually made that movie and casted Tom Cruise as Buzz.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They would have murdered him.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be around the same age as Kevin when the movies came out
    >now almost as old as his father was

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All wrong, it'd be a bloodbath, a BUZZbath, the wet bandits would be sopping in their own blood, his booby traps would mutilate their faces into screaming pulped bone and gristle

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