What if MCU America Chavez was stupid? Just a straight up braindead idiot because she hasn’t been to school since she was little.
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What if MCU America Chavez was stupid?
And the only things she does is eating, sleeping, and fricking?
Not fricking you.
So uh... This isn't really about that, is it anon?
No it is. I want a version of America who acts a bit like CSM Power. Because I think someone with her powers and that intelligence would be hilarious.
The type of person who is actually dumb enough to shout Holy Menstruation in public
I want America to sit on my face
It would be kino, I wish there were more big strong dummies on the female side instead of just on the male side.
Agreed. Only issue is that one would have to figure out a good way to make her ditziness endearing and not annoying.
One way of doing that is by making her friendly and good natured.
Make her an actual superhero, without any edge, cynicism or nihilism.
Basically, little brain, but plenty of heart.
Yeah. Honestly the way I see it as a way to mix her comic and this version is by having her be that pure superhero with a small mind and large heart, but with a lot of trust issues particularly towards scientists.
Think if it like an escaped abused Labrador. They’re gonna be aggressive at first because she doesn’t know if you’re gonna hurt her. But once you gain her trust you see the goofy dumbass beneath.
She should also be awkward around girls.
I feel like if written well, America would be awkward around most people. Like the type to share random thoughts unprompted or do the weirdest things.
But especially around girls. Could become sad once she realizes how much more limited her dating options are on Earth since previously her view on sexuality was “you either fall in love or don’t” due to the monogendered nature of her home world
>Not only is roughly half the population of Earth male, the overwhelming majority of the female half is straight.
Damn. That's a full on drought for her dating pool.
Would love this but marvel literally just killed their two biggest heroines (black widow and scarlet witch) so the chances of them taking this risk are pretty low
They're gonna be focused on making another generic semi-serious character to get the public's approval
Yeah it really is a shame, but maybe we’ll get that in a future cartoon since marvel tends to take more risks with those.
Heck, a ditzy America would even explain her street clothes costume as she just runs towards the danger without even a single thought about her identity.
We get it
You really hate Mexicans.
Move to Texas and shoot all the trespassers at the border
If you’re lucky, Trump will send you a gold maga hat.
>inb4
“But I don’t wonna move to Texas…”
Then you’re a Biden voter
I'm mexican and I really hate America Chavez.
Prove it
What are you 12? Give mommy back her iPad and go to bed before step dad comes and beats your troony ass
Who the frick brought up Mexicans? Isn’t Meri an alien?
Yes.
She's a vaguely human female shaped brown alien from a monosexual race.
She's quite litterally walking around in brown face
Not necessarily brown face, her skin just happens to be that color. The whole embracing a specific Earth culture from somewhere that she isn’t living in is a bit odd, but claiming she’s from Puerto Rico as a cover story is fine since she looks similar enough and speaks Spanish.
we get it you have a small white penis and will never get laid
Frick of we are full.
You mean I could realistically get her to perform oral sex on me without thinking her it's odd or perverted?
Considering the age America was when she portaled away, she probably never got the talk.
>born on 2006
>almost adult
stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop
lol that came up when I saw the movie the other day, like “You know for someone who’s been hopping universes since she was a kid, she’s pretty well rounded”
You could excuse it by saying the level of education she had in her universe before she left was much higher than ours
That's not far off from what happened. She though food was free just because she'd been getting away with stealing it.
I wonder what other shenanigans her lack of knowledge on laws has gotten her into.
Then she would be a very dumb and fun character
It would be better if she was like your OP pic, just an actual likable latina.
I don't even know where the 'bitch' latina stereotype came from, all latin girls I've known have been balls of happiness and excitability.
I dunno, it feels like it originated from a single character but I can’t remember who.