What if Obi-Wan hadn't gotten on her ship?

What if Obi-Wan hadn't gotten on her ship?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that a sex metaphor?
    are you saying luke and leia were obi-wan's illegitimate children?
    i think you or my interpretation of what you're saying are onto something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No I literally just meant what if Obi-Wan hadn't been able to sneak on Padme's ship and she had confronted Anakin alone?

      Would he have killed her? Would she have been able to eventually talk him out of it? What would it have been like if she and Anakin had actually just gone into hiding together with the unborn Luke and Leia?

      It's an interesting scenario, far more interesting than "what if Anakin had killed Palpatine instead of Mace Windu" or "what if Anakin had killed Obi-Wan" because those are a little predictable with their outcomes. Anakin and Padme just abruptly disappearing in the immediate aftermath of the collapse of the Republic and Order 66 on the other hand leaves a lot open variables worth thinking about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah you're right, i figure everything here is bait by default
        i do think he would have killed her, yes
        but if he didn't and they escaped the order and the senate, that'd be a really fun what-if

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >oh yeah you're right, i figure everything here is bait by default

          It's okay fren

          >i do think he would have killed her, yes

          I can see why some people reach this conclusion, but I honestly don't think Anakin had degenerated to the point quite just yet. The sight Obi-Wan on the loading ramp was the final straw and he completely let the paranoia go straight to his head.

          >but if he didn't and they escaped the order and the senate, that'd be a really fun what-if

          Yeah, I think it offers a lot of interesting avenues to explore because a good 95% of the damage Anakin did in Revenge of the Sith has already been done by that point, but the damage he caused as Darth Vader hasn't really begun yet, so removing him from the equation shakes things up a bit.

          >Palpatine is in a substantially weaker position without Anakin to act as his enforcer and right-hand man.
          >many of the Rebel (and Imperial dissident) schemes that Vader had a hand in undoing now have a much higher chance of success
          >Jedi are more numerous because Vader isn't around to systematically hunt down, but they've still been so completely decimated to the point where they can't really challenge the Empire in the open
          >at the same time, Anakin and presumably Padme are off the playing field, so the burgeoning Rebel Alliance can't call upon either of them to act as leaders
          >Anakin being forced to actually live with the guilt of what he's done, instead of huffing Palpatine's private reserve of copium
          >Padme being forced to completely abandon her life of luxury
          >Anakin and Padme as parents, ensuing Skywalker family drama is the stuff of laughs and horrors

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they may have gone into hiding or some shit but she still would have died in child birth and he would have doubled down with the dark side

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if Yoda had instead, and Obi-Wan went to go slap Sheev's shit with some reverse High Ground? Or back way the fuck up, and what if Anakin hadn't shown up during Mace almost beating Sheev? Or back up further, and what if Qui-Gon force choked Maul to death while they were separated by that red forcefield rather than meditate?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, stop, you are currently doing work for a bunch of rich executives looking to milk Star Wars.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What if George rekt his car so bad that he couldn't talk, write, or wipe his own butt? What if I time traveled and purposefully prevented my parents from meeting so I'd never exist?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What if George Lucas had died following the release of Phantom Menace and somebody more competent had taken over?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like the idea of dark side Anakin trying to raise Luke and Leila. Would make a cool what if story.

        Hell, you could even combine it with the ending of the video game where Anakin kills Obi Wan and Palpatine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >oh yeah you're right, i figure everything here is bait by default

          It's okay fren

          >i do think he would have killed her, yes

          I can see why some people reach this conclusion, but I honestly don't think Anakin had degenerated to the point quite just yet. The sight Obi-Wan on the loading ramp was the final straw and he completely let the paranoia go straight to his head.

          >but if he didn't and they escaped the order and the senate, that'd be a really fun what-if

          Yeah, I think it offers a lot of interesting avenues to explore because a good 95% of the damage Anakin did in Revenge of the Sith has already been done by that point, but the damage he caused as Darth Vader hasn't really begun yet, so removing him from the equation shakes things up a bit.

          >Palpatine is in a substantially weaker position without Anakin to act as his enforcer and right-hand man.
          >many of the Rebel (and Imperial dissident) schemes that Vader had a hand in undoing now have a much higher chance of success
          >Jedi are more numerous because Vader isn't around to systematically hunt down, but they've still been so completely decimated to the point where they can't really challenge the Empire in the open
          >at the same time, Anakin and presumably Padme are off the playing field, so the burgeoning Rebel Alliance can't call upon either of them to act as leaders
          >Anakin being forced to actually live with the guilt of what he's done, instead of huffing Palpatine's private reserve of copium
          >Padme being forced to completely abandon her life of luxury
          >Anakin and Padme as parents, ensuing Skywalker family drama is the stuff of laughs and horrors

          Actually, correction, I misread your post. Your idea of Padme managing to turn Anakin and go into hiding together is pretty cool as well. Especially since he would still be pretty close to the dark side and most likely have Palpatine trying to find him. Would probably work pretty well as the premise of an story.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anakin didn't kill her. She died of sadness. Canonically.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sheev really did know how to save those he cared about from dying. But it required sacrifice. Padme's heartbeat stops right before suited Vader's starts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit. That's why the med droids say she's fine, medically. Technology can't detect the Force.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Finally someone gets the very obvious shit George was saying
            >I felt her
            >She was alive
            There's some interpretation that Sheev played a cheeky Sith prank on Anakin, and Anakin himself inadvertantly consumed Padme's life force (by way of their strong connection being "poisoned" by Anakin's strong will and hatred)

            Or the simpler explanation is that Palpatine just did it, but I feel like Palpatine is really having a laugh at pranking the new guy and telling the truth when he says
            >It seems in your anger, you killed her

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I always assumed it was Anakins hatred for Obi-wan that clung his will to live. And Anakin not understanding his power or the dark side consumed Padme's life force on accident. That's why he wakes up confused. His anger clouded him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man leftyfags literally can't get cucking off the mind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kys cuck spammer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol it was just a stupid joke man, calm down
        i'm not a cuck or a spammer

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would’ve dragged my Jedi penis through thousands of miles of Jedi glass just to eat a single bit of doodoo out of her muggle anus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to eat her doodoo bro?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brain don’t works so good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most sane prequel lover

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lets just say it was looooong trip from Coruscant to Mustafar and Padme's got QUITE the apetite IF you know what I mean.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the dialogue in the prequels is perfectly fine when it's dubbed in japanese
    >star wars as a whole was inspired by old akira kurosawa films
    Like pottery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      きの

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ありがとうございます
        う あ らいーと

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ありがとうございます
        う あ らいーと

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          うむううううう
          のです

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=zjrk9Ns2buT9pxgL
      Prequels are pure anime. There was kino deleted video on youtube where palpatine goes sidious and the voice acting was great. Also the dialogue was way better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nvm found it

        ?si=hpF2jcjMDzZuDxmJ

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why the fuck is the dialogue so different? Not even in subtle ways, entire character motives and plots are being stripped from this wtf

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's keeno

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels, like all Lucas-era star wars movies, are designed as silent films (where the visuals, music and character expressions convey enough about the plot and character’s emotions that the dialogue is redundant)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >killing yuenglings
      Wow anakin is just like me fr fr

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Has a woman ever looked at you the way padme looks at anakin?", the thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It has happened to me before, and it was good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what changed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Circumstance.

          Easy come, easy go.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            then she couldn't have looked at you as padme does anakin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT IF

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love her so much bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the one clip the editors forgot to properly scrub from the DVD and Bluray releases. Every other scene has been digitally altered.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TITTY MILK

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Horseshit, I saw AotC in the theater a bunch of times, and I paid close attention to her nips each time. They didn't alter them for home release.

          I remember seeing AOTC in the cinema with my GF back then. She remarked how Padme's nips were so obvious and would tease me about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Horseshit, I saw AotC in the theater a bunch of times, and I paid close attention to her nips each time. They didn't alter them for home release.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Horseshit, I saw AotC in the theater a bunch of times, and I paid close attention to her nips each time. They didn't alter them for home release.

          Was your theater a film theater or digital theater? Did you watch the original theatrical *film* release? Or did you watch the digital release in theaters? If you saw IMAX, then that was digital.

          You can search online on Google and see a bunch of people on websites from the early 2000s talking about the edits. Lots of people noticed Lucasfilm edited it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Most of my viewing were film prints. Saw it once digital, because the only one in the Phoenix area was an hour from me. IMAX was film, not digital. The entire reason that the IMAX edit was shorter was that the IMAX film projectors at the time couldn't handle the size/weight of a the physical filmstrip for a movie the length of AotC. If you got that important detail in your story wrong, you likely weren't an adult in 2002. Thanks for telling me about Google as if I have never heard of it, kid. I have a theater-shot bootleg I bought in 2002, and I assure you they didn't play with her nipples for the official home releases.

            [...]
            >There's no difference
            Anon you can see the difference in the very scene you posted. Editors scrubbed the close ups, but forgot to scrub the wideshot. Use your eyes.

            I didn't post that. Do you not understand how movies are made? They don't shoot the closeups and wide shots at the same time. There are multiple takes, and Natalie was either excited or cold sometimes. But not all the time.

            >Cam bootlegs exist.
            It has to be from a theater that used the original film release. Not a theater using the digital release. Cams are pointless if you recorded the wrong theater.

            The digital releases were super rare outside of California. The bootlegs I have are all from Asia, and are definitely the film print version, because the part with Anakin's robot hand are different in the film/digital versions. Padme's nips are the same.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >IMAX was film
              The IMAX print was film, yes. But the source of the footage in the print was from a digitally edited and upscaled release made for IMAX theaters.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Every version of AotC to ever exist is sourced from digital, because the movie was shot digital, not film like the majority of Phantom Menace was. AotC will never be, and cannot ever be true 4k because it was SHOT in 2k.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon doesn't know what is a film print
                Lmao. Go home anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You tard, I'm the guy who saw all 3 theatrical versions. The post I replied to said IMAX was digital. From a certain point of view, yeah.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Film reels were made for older style theaters.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dummy, I know. MOST theaters in 2002 only had film projectors. Digital was rare then, and was kind of shitty compared to now. IMAX projectors then were film, and most IMAX movies were documentaries that were 45 min or so. AotC was among the first big movies to be shown in IMAX. IMAX film is huge compared to standard 35mm in normal theaters, and the IMAX projectors could not have handled a 2 hr 20 min movie on a gigantic heavy reel. That's why the IMAX cut was considerably shorter than the cut in regular theaters.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jerry Bruckheimer wanted Herschlag for Pirates of the Carribean. Rick McCallum told him she was a difficult cunt, and that he'd regret it. He suggested Kiera instead. The script for PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl started out as a movie of LucasArts' Monkey Island computer games.

              Jerry Bruckheimer wanted Herschlag for Pirates of the Carribean. Rick McCallum told him she was a difficult cunt, and that he'd regret it. He suggested Kiera instead. The script for PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl started out as a movie of LucasArts' Monkey Island computer games.

              No one cares, retard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Somebody must, because I'm not replying to myself. homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Cam bootlegs exist.
            It has to be from a theater that used the original film release. Not a theater using the digital release. Cams are pointless if you recorded the wrong theater.

            Most of my viewing were film prints. Saw it once digital, because the only one in the Phoenix area was an hour from me. IMAX was film, not digital. The entire reason that the IMAX edit was shorter was that the IMAX film projectors at the time couldn't handle the size/weight of a the physical filmstrip for a movie the length of AotC. If you got that important detail in your story wrong, you likely weren't an adult in 2002. Thanks for telling me about Google as if I have never heard of it, kid. I have a theater-shot bootleg I bought in 2002, and I assure you they didn't play with her nipples for the official home releases.

            [...]
            I didn't post that. Do you not understand how movies are made? They don't shoot the closeups and wide shots at the same time. There are multiple takes, and Natalie was either excited or cold sometimes. But not all the time.

            [...]
            The digital releases were super rare outside of California. The bootlegs I have are all from Asia, and are definitely the film print version, because the part with Anakin's robot hand are different in the film/digital versions. Padme's nips are the same.

            There was never an AotC film release retards, it's famous for being the first digitally shot movie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You dummy.

              The camera was digital.

              But the final release were put on both film and digital. It's called a film print.

              They record the digital footage onto film for some theaters that still used projects. Or even made them for archival purposes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >projects
                Projectors*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cam bootlegs exist. Nipple comparison studies have been done multiple times. There's no difference. But I'll run another comparison tomorrow night just be be sure.

          >There's no difference
          Anon you can see the difference in the very scene you posted. Editors scrubbed the close ups, but forgot to scrub the wideshot. Use your eyes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Horseshit, I saw AotC in the theater a bunch of times, and I paid close attention to her nips each time. They didn't alter them for home release.

          Nah....behind the scenes unaltered film pictures confirm it. Anon is right. They altered it.

          [...]
          How come they look so smol here but so nice in this webm?

          >um, George, can I please wear a bra for the running part?
          >sorry, Nat, there's no underwear in space
          >wait, this scene is on a planet, right?
          >gotta go, Nat, I'm a busy man...

          >George: It's a little warm in the studio. Can we turn up the air conditioner? Crank it up.

          George knew exactly what he was doing. That magnificent bastard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Nah....behind the scenes unaltered film pictures confirm it. Anon is right. They altered it.
            Why would they alter it in every scene except the one where it's most obvious? Because they didn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The video editors would go through the entire film and digitally edit any scenes where the nips are too obvious.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Why would they alter it in every scene
              Who said they had to alter every scene?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            George "bras don't exist in space" Lucas
            TRUST THE PLAN

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TITTY MILK

        Apparently the theatrical cut is unedited. So many people complained online about how they scrubbed the scenes. If you can find a film print of the theater release somewhere, then you can see it unedited.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cam bootlegs exist. Nipple comparison studies have been done multiple times. There's no difference. But I'll run another comparison tomorrow night just be be sure.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Cam bootlegs exist.
            It has to be from a theater that used the original film release. Not a theater using the digital release. Cams are pointless if you recorded the wrong theater.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The digital release and the film print release were in theaters on day one. Most theaters didn't have digital projectors yet. The reason that they have some differences is that they were able to tweak stuff right up until the day before the release with the digital version. Padme's nipples were not tweaked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Cam bootlegs exist.
            You can't see shit on an old 2002 camrip. Those old cameras were blurry as hell and pointed at theater screen with questionable focus. .

            >Nipple comparison studies have been done multiple times.
            Lmao. "Nipple studies". Sure.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              comparison studies have been done multiple times.
              >Lmao. "Nipple studies". Sure.

              I run a nipple study every time I watch it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rumor is that Natalie Portman was secretly a diva on set and bullied the other girls. Apparently her and Kiera Knightly didn't get along and got into big arguments repeatedly. Eventually Lucas had to step in and talk to them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jerry Bruckheimer wanted Herschlag for Pirates of the Carribean. Rick McCallum told him she was a difficult cunt, and that he'd regret it. He suggested Kiera instead. The script for PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl started out as a movie of LucasArts' Monkey Island computer games.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting

          [...]
          [...]
          No one cares, retard.

          keep quiet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can’t imagine that’s true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jerry Bruckheimer wanted Herschlag for Pirates of the Carribean. Rick McCallum told him she was a difficult cunt, and that he'd regret it. He suggested Kiera instead. The script for PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl started out as a movie of LucasArts' Monkey Island computer games.

        this has been deboonked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can’t imagine that’s true

          McCallum said that once they started filming TPM, he and George considered switching Kiera to be the actual Queen, and Herschlag the double. But they'd already signed her for the trilogy. Apparently Natalie couldn't go 5 minutes in Tunisia without bitching and moaning.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Natalie couldn't go 5 minutes in Tunisia without bitching and moaning.
            Checks out. Her best acting in the prequels is her whining at Anakin on Mustafar.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you say, Keira

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Keira said she doesn't even remember much of doing the movie, and thought she did play the Queen. (She hasn't seen them and doesn't care).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's just being bitchy because she's trying to make her career look better than Natalie's career.

                >Keira: "Oh that old star wars movie? I don't even remember it. Whatever. I've been too busy making REAL movies. Btw fuck Natalie! Hope the bitch drops dead. Her movies suck."

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Natalie couldn't go 5 minutes in Tunisia without bitching and moaning
            may she choke with her vomit mashallah

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              *on her vomit
              retard ESL

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >oh no why is this 18 year old complaining about the hell hole we dragged her to?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Apparently Natalie couldn't go 5 minutes in Tunisia without bitching and moaning.
            she was just sleepy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              hol up

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >That ass

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wake up Natty! Time to pay the piper.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is true and it was heavily considered. Has less to do with the multi-picture contract. That's actually really easy to get around by simply included the character of the queen and padme in all 3 movies.

            The reason they stuck to Natalie Portman was because she would be 18 for the Episode 1 press tour as well as being 18 for filming of episode 2. Keira Knightly was still under 18. While George didn't always use SAG actors, he still had to follow child labor laws. Keira Knightly was under 18 while filming Pirates, her mom was on set the entire time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is true and it was heavily considered. Has less to do with the multi-picture contract. That's actually really easy to get around by simply included the character of the queen and padme in all 3 movies.

            The reason they stuck to Natalie Portman was because she would be 18 for the Episode 1 press tour as well as being 18 for filming of episode 2. Keira Knightly was still under 18. While George didn't always use SAG actors, he still had to follow child labor laws. Keira Knightly was under 18 while filming Pirates, her mom was on set the entire time.

            >source: just trust me bro

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Episode 1 commentary track.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah dude the commentary track is totally where the producer would complain about how the lead actress was horrible and they were thinking of replacing her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      should be on her mobile phone
      >hmhmm hmm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how it wasn't screen-accurate.
      Seems pretty screen accurate to me.

      How come they look so smol here but so nice in this webm?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >um, George, can I please wear a bra for the running part?
        >sorry, Nat, there's no underwear in space
        >wait, this scene is on a planet, right?
        >gotta go, Nat, I'm a busy man...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The best thing that fat fuck ever did was cast Nat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Posture? The ripped shirt not as tight as non-ripped one? Titty magic? Someone should ask her on twitter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >herschlag! tell me about boobs! why do they wear the top?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Having that dirty beast creat midriff was kino writing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AotC was shot in the summer of 2000. Natalie had just finished her first year at Harvard. According to her, her first year of college was horrible - she was

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She was what???

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            RIP to anon who died midway through his post. Hopefully his last thoughts were pleasant and about Hershlag.

            IDF took him out before he could spill the beans, RIP

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          RIP to anon who died midway through his post. Hopefully his last thoughts were pleasant and about Hershlag.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but I love her more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’s such a qt patootie

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The shit when Anakin notices Obi Wan standing in the doorway in a Superman pose is one of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever seen in a movie. It's like he was trying his hardest to piss Anakin off and escalate the situation. He should have flung a used condom at Anakin while he was at it. It feels like an outtake Ewan did for a quick laugh that George put in because he's an idiot.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It just makes sense, the more you think about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they have better chimestry
      why is obi such a chad? literally made of "le chosen one" a seething criple?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people say natalie and hayden had a fling while filming the prequels but knowing what a horndog ewan is and that he has a thing for israeli girls...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He likes to show them his uncut wang. Is MEW israeli? MEWish?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin, Obi-wan, and Padme should've all been around the same age. Qui-Gon could've taken Anakin as a second padawan and then when he dies and Obi-wan gets knigted, he takes it upon himself ton finish Anakin's training against the Council's advice. Then, have some conflict with the three leads having a Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere dynamic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Then, have some conflict with the three leads having a Arthur, Lancelot, and Guinevere dynamic.
        But Obi Wan doesn't have any romantic feelings towards Padme.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It would probably be enough if Anakin just thinks he does.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely retarded

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why Padme couldn't accept the empire? What was so bad about it?
    Palpatine was also from Naboo. She herself knew the limitations of the republic.
    Anakin set himself to be the emperor right hand, it could be very comfy.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if Star Wars was more adult, less childish, and tried to portray the jedi as truly a corrupt religious order, and the sith, specially Palpatine, as sensible human beings?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't work. Anakin was already being groomed by Padme, they don't have time for him to be groomed by the Jedi Council as well.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why it is so crazy that anakin killed some children, but everyone was okay with sending an army of spendable clones to raze rebel worlds?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everyone was a dumb hypocrite and palpatine's desire for order was justified

      What if George rekt his car so bad that he couldn't talk, write, or wipe his own butt? What if I time traveled and purposefully prevented my parents from meeting so I'd never exist?

      what if george lucas' butt was the womb you stewed in and midichlorians made you god

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been more interesting if the Trade Federation used clones too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It always bugs me how nobody really gave a shit despite the fact that the entire clone army is a pretty big morale event horizon.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if you grow up, you dumb fucking nagger? God, what a terrible, pointless, trivial thread.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Toy nerds often talked about how pokey this 2002 toy's titties were, and how it wasn't screen-accurate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how it wasn't screen-accurate.
      Seems pretty screen accurate to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were only pokey in some shots in that one short scene. She's not hard enough to poke eyes out in any version of the Geonosis scenes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That face

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Portman is mediocre and immensely overrated.

    Padme is the worst character in Star Wars.

    Prequels are shit and always will be.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love her so much bros

      >space is cold Annie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She’s burned

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She could get 'em out in public, but not in a movie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cute nippa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't like sand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uohhhhhhh
      hershlag belly!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ that tummy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't have killed her right there but still would eventually. He was far too consumed with the idea of ruling over his "new Empire", and at some point Padme wouldn't go along with it and he'd consider it a personal betrayal and kill her in a rage.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was Hayden Christensen in the early 2000s so I could seduce and date prime Hershlag with my big eyes and chiseled twink physique.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what if obi-wan hadn't docked in her port, man?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did George make the main love interest a pedo?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        George was into groomers. The Jedi are a cult of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did George make the main love interest a pedo?

      Amidala cannon age was 13-14 when she meet the 10 year old Anakin.
      So its a nothingburger.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was 16, you trog.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >source: trust me bro
          so far i googled its 14. Deal with it or give us source... spoiler: you cant.
          nice try anyway.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We were too hard of George Lucas for the prequels.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if he made that jump?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      great game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they make any licensed movie games for any more Star Wars films? The movies sucked but the games coulda been fun. Imagine a Rogue One game.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pew pew pew
    jedi point 71
    intenstive forward firing power

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Andor.

    1/34

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sand stuff is a flirt. He was talking about his rough upbringing and contrasting it with Padme's cozy and soft life and that this is exciting to him and turns him on.
      It honestly wasn't a bad attempt.
      "Here everything is soft... like you"

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she doesn't enjoy being that close to him

      Compare and contrast with herschlag / hayden pics

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You told me Padme died! All this time, she was actually your personal stripper, Sheev!

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What if Obi didn't just purposelessly appear during a very intense husband and wife moment between Padme and Anakin and antagonize it further
    >What if Obi didn't pull his light sabre on Anakin's back while he's talking
    >What if Obi didn't leave his "brother" to slow-roast into smoked duck and not mercy kill him
    >And he was a good friend

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when someone asks me what I think about women

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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