What in the absolute frick went wrong?

What in the absolute frick went wrong?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You weren't drunk enough.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Series became bloated mess after black pearl

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The second film. It went from wacky but grounded fun to absolutely insanely bombastic with no care for anything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But Dead Man's Chest is the best film. IT INTRODUCES DAVY JONES.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Davy Jones is great the island portion of the movie where Jack is the ruler of some tribe is such an unnecessary part

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But it was kino

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The stakes were waayyy too lowered.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I prefered the I honestly preferred the tighter plot.

      Probably my 3rd favorite Pirates film.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not even the worst one

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is pure kino and a flawless end to the trilogy.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They were shown how to make a real pirate sequel and gave up all hope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a porno

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this a porno

        Yes.

        >Yes.
        It also had the highest budget for a porno at it's time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a physical copy of this, never watched it or the first one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a physical copy of this, never watched it or the first one
        Are you gay?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever have epic trilogy kino ever again? I can't believe my mom took me to see the first pirates movie in theaters in 2003 but I never got to see return of the king in theatres even though she loved the movies

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick was blackbeard during the pirate wars from the 2007 movie??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dead. The War against the Pirates happened later during the 1720s
      Blackbeard "died" in 1718. I'm guessing that he laid low so he won't get hunted by the EiC/British Navy

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing
    It wasn't 'yarrr jack sparrah I be an incel so I be a bad man' that a lot of chuds fapped about

    Without their incel icon, Davy Jones, they had nothing.
    PotC is easily the second best next to the first one

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yaggsbarro

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They went cheap and it showed. First three movies were filmed on exotic location. Went cheap and it showed. plus frick disney!!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They just went too far up their own ass about muh lore muh supernatural shit
    It was already a stretch to bring shit in like the 9 pirate lords or whatever, but just picking a random myth and making a movie about it was a bad idea

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Waste of McShane
    Terrible romcom subplot
    Lost director
    Lost writers
    Lost composer
    Trilogy wrapped things up
    Clearly done for money

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was fine

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No YAGPAROO

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should've stopped after the first one.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No Kiera

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