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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >5 foot nothing 100lb garden gnome bitch as Norse God of Thunder
    >black "Valkryie"
    >black dude as bridgekeeper in Nordic tale
    Didn't watch. I don't support anything that intentionally shits on the source material like that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the source material is a series of garbage comic books written by a pervy garden gnome for an audience of prepubescent loners
      it deserves to be shit on

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    certified filter

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ didn't watch this kek. where do you think you are?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Too many characters. Christian Bale and Russell Crowe are barely in the movie. It's especially bad because Christan is the villain and he only has like three scenes.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it. people just hate fun these days

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this I don't get the hate, also my wife wants me to join a gym to look like thor what do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Start roiding NOW

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        roids
        roids
        ROIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Eggs plenty of them. Push-ups and deadlifts.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dont know dont care stop spamming capeshit on this board

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    5/10 barely watchable

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They doubled down on most of the criticisms of the MCU.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    turned it off after 5 min.Somehow even worse than most new marvelshit

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much unwatchable with the constant lame jokes.
    Also Thor is a bumbling idiot who has to be carried by his two female companions who are of superior intellect and composure.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    christian bale was the best part of it
    I don't keep up with marvel but I've seen all the thors

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >christian bale
      yes he was. Tehy basically wasted him. Gorr is a Thanos level villain, he should have been a bigger threat that just a single movie. It would have been cool to spread him out over a few movies....like he could just pop up out of the ground at random points like a mini-boss.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    peak Reddit

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it reasonably well, but I expect for it to be a "turn off your brain" experience and judge it that way.
    Much less funny than Ragnarok, but enough of the jokes still land. Bale is great as Gor.
    As "turn off your brain" entertainment it's a 7-8/10.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the hammers and shit having emotions and personalities whose fucking idea was that?

    • 1 week ago
      Pakistani warrior

      Cohen whytitty

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah a bad joke carried too far

      Unintentionally undermines the characters too since they are 100% their gifted powers.
      Iron man is "nothing without his suit" except he can cobble one together out of used car parts in the desert while suffering from the flu

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      stormbringer slowly coming into frame gave me a good chuckle but the joke started wore thin quickly and then it started to actually show up in the final conflict. Christian Bale and the whole black and white segment were the best parts of the movie.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Leaned too far into goofy comedy. There are only a few serious scenes that aren't ruined by stupid jokes. Which is a shame because I think the scene at the end when Gorr and Jane die and Gorr's daughter appears as a starry silhouette is genuinely beautiful and could have been way more emotionally impactful under different circumstances.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Very bad.
    Bizarre having her die,
    bizarre having the villain flip flop between cartoonish and relatable
    Sword comes out of nowhere
    The one God seems "bad" but the others seem good/bad/indifferent?
    All gods exist or only popular ones or what?
    Little girl ending is weird and their relationship at the end is unearned and strange
    Pace is bad, comedy beats fall flat,
    The whole cast is nothing but supporting actors leaving CGI rock man to try to carry the movie (Portman isn't a string enough actor nor is she allowed to)

    5/10, maybe 6/10

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The one God seems "bad" but the others seem good/bad/indifferent?
      disney rewrote it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, how do they not have the story for these billion dollar movies 100% locked down before they even start filming?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This is not the artistic work of a lone and mistunderstood genius. Its a corporate product that is tested and modified before full release.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Feige forces rewrites and reshoots
        >changes entire structure of the movie
        >movie is disappointing, word of mouth spreads
        >movie underperformed, director is blamed
        >director let go, people who fucked up keep their jobs
        This is gonna happen again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that explains why it felt like such a disjointed mess

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, how do they not have the story for these billion dollar movies 100% locked down before they even start filming?

        Wow that explains why it felt like such a disjointed mess

        >Feige forces rewrites and reshoots
        >changes entire structure of the movie
        >movie is disappointing, word of mouth spreads
        >movie underperformed, director is blamed
        >director let go, people who fucked up keep their jobs
        This is gonna happen again.

        Crazier still is that Russel Crowe was meant to portray Satan before it was changed to Zeus. It's as if they make these movies on the fly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And I hate that sheep rooter taika but what happened to his face? They entered the black and white dimension but he went missing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He got his by Zeus's thunderbolt so his body was destroyed except his face. During the first visit to the shadow realm he called the goats so they could escape.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but one minute he's quipping as a face then our 3 heroes get fucked up by bale. I guess he was left on the ship or something

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't as cringe as I was expecting but still trash

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2/10 until after Zues then 6/10

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel is dead and that's a good thing

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's post-Endgame MCU, it's not even capeshit, it's just shit....

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well, since even normies hate it, I guess we need to find some reason why it's "based" and actually good, right?

    Can't think of anything, though.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hadn’t watched a MCU since Far from Home, so I actually really liked it. Would have hated it if I was up to date on everything

  23. 1 week ago
    Iceman

    >I'll ruin your mythos in a minute baby.
    Kevin Feige's face in the background of the article where Taika delivered that quote told me everything I needed to know.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2/10 wouldn't torrent again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >wouldn't torrent again
      that's every singel capeshit movie, except the Batman ones by Nolan.. also saw the one with the AI machine a few times

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it up on torrents yet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      been up. Get the YIFY rip

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where did New Asgarde come from? Was that set up in one of the spinoff series or something?

    I hate how these movies assume you have seen EVERYTHING but then also sometimes they just forget to tell you about something or it was going to be set up in something else that got cut
    All these movies have these disjointed bits

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fucking Endgame. If you didnt watch that wtf are you watching this

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Tessa Thompson and Taika Cohen so I gave it a pass.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The side on wide shots of Thor jumping before smashing someone while 80’s rock played were way overused. The immigrant song one in ragnorok worked as a climax that felt earned but in this one that shot just kept happening.
    The whole movie felt like film students tried to make their own ragnorok, where they just cobbled together the bits people liked without understanding how the rest of the film supports it

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The floating head was still strange

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The jealous girlfriend axe shit was awful
    Cap wielded the hammer without turning into a copy of Thor...so why did Jane?
    Gorr the god butcher kills one god on screen.

    Also, did Gorr make a reference to the christian God while talking about Jane to Thor? "You know who wont save her"

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was alright.
    i really hope this is the last one, tho.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Poo

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Capeshit

    Don't care, won't watch. lol

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Actual 0/10 movie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much my assessment, too.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >literally who villain
    >same jokes over and over (anyone who unironically liked the screaming goats should hang themselves)
    >Thor being insecure in front of his crush is fucking retarded
    >making shit up because the plot demands it
    I like the movie posters though. 8/10

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Taika Watiiti is one of my fave directors, he's done much better though.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch it. Don't care to. I laughed when I heard it bombed.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    made it to the
    >cancer, lol
    scene, then went back to watching Korean dramas.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun, and very fast-moving.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Possibly the worst movie.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Worst marvel movie.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2/3 trash, 1/3 okay.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t see it /10

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pitiful movie

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The worst Marvel movie, and I say this as a Marvel enjoyer. Absolutely soulless.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first 5 minutes and deleted the torrent.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    High highs and low lows. Bale was fantastic. The Shadow Relm fight was great. The first 15 minutes with the Guardians was fun. I liked the end and Thor adopting Love. I thought they did Mighty Thor well without making Jane insufferable.
    New Asgard stuff was boring. The kids and the Axl thing were especially fucking stupid. The city of the Gods and Zeus shit was stupid and only existed to set up Hercules.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute trash, boring, seen this marvel movie before because they are all the same. Absolute dogshit movie.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shit

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it more than most "mcu" movies. Basically only thor and guardians of the galaxy have had enjoyable movies in that series so far. oh also deadpool if that's "mcu"

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's her endgame?

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