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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 foot nothing 100lb israelite b***h as Norse God of Thunder
    >black "Valkryie"
    >black dude as bridgekeeper in Nordic tale
    Didn't watch. I don't support anything that intentionally shits on the source material like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the source material is a series of garbage comic books written by a pervy israelite for an audience of prepubescent loners
      it deserves to be shit on

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    certified filter

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile didn't watch this kek. where do you think you are?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many characters. Christian Bale and Russell Crowe are barely in the movie. It's especially bad because Christan is the villain and he only has like three scenes.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it. people just hate fun these days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this I don't get the hate, also my wife wants me to join a gym to look like thor what do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Start roiding NOW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        roids
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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eggs plenty of them. Push-ups and deadlifts.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont know dont care stop spamming capeshit on this board

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5/10 barely watchable

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They doubled down on most of the criticisms of the MCU.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    turned it off after 5 min.Somehow even worse than most new marvelshit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much unwatchable with the constant lame jokes.
    Also Thor is a bumbling idiot who has to be carried by his two female companions who are of superior intellect and composure.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    christian bale was the best part of it
    I don't keep up with marvel but I've seen all the thors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >christian bale
      yes he was. Tehy basically wasted him. Gorr is a Thanos level villain, he should have been a bigger threat that just a single movie. It would have been cool to spread him out over a few movies....like he could just pop up out of the ground at random points like a mini-boss.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    peak Reddit

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it reasonably well, but I expect for it to be a "turn off your brain" experience and judge it that way.
    Much less funny than Ragnarok, but enough of the jokes still land. Bale is great as Gor.
    As "turn off your brain" entertainment it's a 7-8/10.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the hammers and shit having emotions and personalities whose fricking idea was that?

    • 2 years ago
      Pakistani warrior

      Cohen whytitty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah a bad joke carried too far

      Unintentionally undermines the characters too since they are 100% their gifted powers.
      Iron man is "nothing without his suit" except he can cobble one together out of used car parts in the desert while suffering from the flu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stormbringer slowly coming into frame gave me a good chuckle but the joke started wore thin quickly and then it started to actually show up in the final conflict. Christian Bale and the whole black and white segment were the best parts of the movie.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leaned too far into goofy comedy. There are only a few serious scenes that aren't ruined by stupid jokes. Which is a shame because I think the scene at the end when Gorr and Jane die and Gorr's daughter appears as a starry silhouette is genuinely beautiful and could have been way more emotionally impactful under different circumstances.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very bad.
    Bizarre having her die,
    bizarre having the villain flip flop between cartoonish and relatable
    Sword comes out of nowhere
    The one God seems "bad" but the others seem good/bad/indifferent?
    All gods exist or only popular ones or what?
    Little girl ending is weird and their relationship at the end is unearned and strange
    Pace is bad, comedy beats fall flat,
    The whole cast is nothing but supporting actors leaving CGI rock man to try to carry the movie (Portman isn't a string enough actor nor is she allowed to)

    5/10, maybe 6/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The one God seems "bad" but the others seem good/bad/indifferent?
      disney rewrote it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, how do they not have the story for these billion dollar movies 100% locked down before they even start filming?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is not the artistic work of a lone and mistunderstood genius. Its a corporate product that is tested and modified before full release.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Feige forces rewrites and reshoots
        >changes entire structure of the movie
        >movie is disappointing, word of mouth spreads
        >movie underperformed, director is blamed
        >director let go, people who fricked up keep their jobs
        This is gonna happen again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that explains why it felt like such a disjointed mess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, how do they not have the story for these billion dollar movies 100% locked down before they even start filming?

        Wow that explains why it felt like such a disjointed mess

        >Feige forces rewrites and reshoots
        >changes entire structure of the movie
        >movie is disappointing, word of mouth spreads
        >movie underperformed, director is blamed
        >director let go, people who fricked up keep their jobs
        This is gonna happen again.

        Crazier still is that Russel Crowe was meant to portray Satan before it was changed to Zeus. It's as if they make these movies on the fly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And I hate that sheep rooter taika but what happened to his face? They entered the black and white dimension but he went missing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He got his by Zeus's thunderbolt so his body was destroyed except his face. During the first visit to the shadow realm he called the goats so they could escape.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but one minute he's quipping as a face then our 3 heroes get fricked up by bale. I guess he was left on the ship or something

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't as cringe as I was expecting but still trash

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2/10 until after Zues then 6/10

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel is dead and that's a good thing

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's post-Endgame MCU, it's not even capeshit, it's just shit....

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, since even normies hate it, I guess we need to find some reason why it's "based" and actually good, right?

    Can't think of anything, though.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hadn’t watched a MCU since Far from Home, so I actually really liked it. Would have hated it if I was up to date on everything

  23. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    >I'll ruin your mythos in a minute baby.
    Kevin Feige's face in the background of the article where Taika delivered that quote told me everything I needed to know.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2/10 wouldn't torrent again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wouldn't torrent again
      that's every singel capeshit movie, except the Batman ones by Nolan.. also saw the one with the AI machine a few times

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it up on torrents yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      been up. Get the YIFY rip

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where did New Asgarde come from? Was that set up in one of the spinoff series or something?

    I hate how these movies assume you have seen EVERYTHING but then also sometimes they just forget to tell you about something or it was going to be set up in something else that got cut
    All these movies have these disjointed bits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking Endgame. If you didnt watch that wtf are you watching this

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Tessa Thompson and Taika Cohen so I gave it a pass.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The side on wide shots of Thor jumping before smashing someone while 80’s rock played were way overused. The immigrant song one in ragnorok worked as a climax that felt earned but in this one that shot just kept happening.
    The whole movie felt like film students tried to make their own ragnorok, where they just cobbled together the bits people liked without understanding how the rest of the film supports it

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The floating head was still strange

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The jealous girlfriend axe shit was awful
    Cap wielded the hammer without turning into a copy of Thor...so why did Jane?
    Gorr the god butcher kills one god on screen.

    Also, did Gorr make a reference to the christian God while talking about Jane to Thor? "You know who wont save her"

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was alright.
    i really hope this is the last one, tho.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poo

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Capeshit

    Don't care, won't watch. lol

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actual 0/10 movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much my assessment, too.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally who villain
    >same jokes over and over (anyone who unironically liked the screaming goats should hang themselves)
    >Thor being insecure in front of his crush is fricking moronic
    >making shit up because the plot demands it
    I like the movie posters though. 8/10

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Taika Watiiti is one of my fave directors, he's done much better though.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch it. Don't care to. I laughed when I heard it bombed.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    made it to the
    >cancer, lol
    scene, then went back to watching Korean dramas.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun, and very fast-moving.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Possibly the worst movie.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst marvel movie.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2/3 trash, 1/3 okay.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t see it /10

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pitiful movie

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst Marvel movie, and I say this as a Marvel enjoyer. Absolutely soulless.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the first 5 minutes and deleted the torrent.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    High highs and low lows. Bale was fantastic. The Shadow Relm fight was great. The first 15 minutes with the Guardians was fun. I liked the end and Thor adopting Love. I thought they did Mighty Thor well without making Jane insufferable.
    New Asgard stuff was boring. The kids and the Axl thing were especially fricking stupid. The city of the Gods and Zeus shit was stupid and only existed to set up Hercules.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute trash, boring, seen this marvel movie before because they are all the same. Absolute dogshit movie.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it more than most "mcu" movies. Basically only thor and guardians of the galaxy have had enjoyable movies in that series so far. oh also deadpool if that's "mcu"

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's her endgame?

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