The Rock has turned into a walking Hollywood billboard. He says and sells anything they tell him to. If he ever pisses off China, he'll be busting out the Mandarin quicker than Cena.
Why didn't he just run to work then if he's so litty, can he not even run as fast as a car
2 years ago
Anonymous
>run to work >you spent a bunch of calories from doing it >now he has to eat 4 burritos to stay on maintenance levels >they are filming >urge to shit and fart >they have to remove his costume >half an hour shitting and farting >they have to get back in his costume again
not worth it
2 years ago
Anonymous
why not just let it all out acapella style right there and then during a take or whatever
If this were just some average schmuck who destroyed his own property just to get to work on time everyone would call him a moron, but the rock does it and I bet everyone was calling him some kind of hero
Why didn't he just lift the gate off its hinges
look at it, you could definitely just lift that thing up like 4 inches and take it off, even if you had to use a car jack to lift it
>everyone totally pissed and shit themselves at how strong and awesome I am and how big my wiener is. Not my finest hour lmao
This is most cringe humblebrag I've ever seen. Why is he such an insecure homosexual?
Almost everything he posts on Instagram is exactly like this >teehee I'm such a silly loser, just lil' old me staying humble (by the way I am the most perfect specimen to have ever existed and everyone admires me)
>doesn’t realize youtube disabled dislikes
When did this guy go from a cool, charismatic chad to a fricking insufferable moron? Aren’t all ten of the black adam fans upset that he’s just playing himself (again) but in a superhero costume?
>We are redefining the superhero paradigm
It's a completely generic capeshit with derivative characters and the Rock playing himself and contractually obligated to always look le epic and never lose a fight
its the tip of the spear. By that I mean the orgone buttplug used to take him higher to the next level anytime the Director shouts 'Black Adam take 99!'. The crew literally just have to flick a switch and he's sky high
for example >I tried to override the hydraulic system
like he's some kind of hacker/engineer, when that just means he pressed a little manual release button on the side >Made some calls... the gate tech
i.e. he googled the gate company's customer service number
He always talks like that. Take [...] for example >I tried to override the hydraulic system
like he's some kind of hacker/engineer, when that just means he pressed a little manual release button on the side >Made some calls... the gate tech
i.e. he googled the gate company's customer service number
let a man boast about his achievements... god Cinemaphile. The man is a bonafide hollywood star let him go toe to toe with his metal gate it means less tv posters getting beaten up by him
Oh look he's gonna talk into his phone for 10 minutes about how humble he is and then shill his le new brahma bull product
The Rock has turned into a walking Hollywood billboard. He says and sells anything they tell him to. If he ever pisses off China, he'll be busting out the Mandarin quicker than Cena.
What about the fans who want a good movie?
it means the CRITICS got it WRONG
and this LITTY lil RAUNCHY FLICK is for THE FANS. prepare to PISS your PANTS #getlitty
so happy to see littyposting is back
Kek
All I've seen is negative comments, Dwayne is coping hard.
:'D :'D :'D
This li FLICK is for the FANS, NOT the CRITICS
Leave your BULLSHIT at the DOOR.
#rage #blackadam #getlitty #7bucks
What are some kinos about huge fricking morons?
Hahaha what a fricking chode
this is actually based though. he ended up saving the studio a lot of money. they love that kind of shit.
mexican here, why didnt he just jump over the fence?
his big ass rig wouldnt fit out. unironically he should have had a backup burro. bet it'd have fit.
why didn't he just use a ladder
then what, he walks to work?
call a fricking Uber
he ripped the fricking door not not have to wait and you expect the man to wait for a cab/uber?
you guys are not litty at all
Why didn't he just run to work then if he's so litty, can he not even run as fast as a car
>run to work
>you spent a bunch of calories from doing it
>now he has to eat 4 burritos to stay on maintenance levels
>they are filming
>urge to shit and fart
>they have to remove his costume
>half an hour shitting and farting
>they have to get back in his costume again
not worth it
why not just let it all out acapella style right there and then during a take or whatever
the man has a security team I'm sure they have black SUVs to take him to work
tearing up that gate probably took the pebble at least 20 minutes
call a cab, dwayne...
Also mexican. Why didn't he swim around the wall?
Mexican here, why didn't he just rape somebody.
Mexican here, why didn't he just stay home and not work
Mexican Wrestler here, so I can identify with him from his time as a wrestler, why didn't he just suplex the wall?
Not so fast Dwayne
*latinx
And take a year to get to work?
If this were just some average schmuck who destroyed his own property just to get to work on time everyone would call him a moron, but the rock does it and I bet everyone was calling him some kind of hero
Why didn't he just lift the gate off its hinges
look at it, you could definitely just lift that thing up like 4 inches and take it off, even if you had to use a car jack to lift it
Based. The anons who are seething at this are women
>everyone totally pissed and shit themselves at how strong and awesome I am and how big my wiener is. Not my finest hour lmao
This is most cringe humblebrag I've ever seen. Why is he such an insecure homosexual?
Almost everything he posts on Instagram is exactly like this
>teehee I'm such a silly loser, just lil' old me staying humble (by the way I am the most perfect specimen to have ever existed and everyone admires me)
pretty sure there some manual way to open most gates just in case of power outage
You can manually open the valve on the hydraulic bar and the fluid just runs back to the reservoir
The Rock is a moron, do you think he even knows how the gate works.
I wish i could go ape mode on my gate whenever i felt like it
advertisers are polling the collective unconscious to make these stats
>doesn’t realize youtube disabled dislikes
When did this guy go from a cool, charismatic chad to a fricking insufferable moron? Aren’t all ten of the black adam fans upset that he’s just playing himself (again) but in a superhero costume?
Ratio looks solid first trailer has 6k dislikes to 270k likes. If you don't know how to still see dislikes in 2022 you need to quit.
>implying that's the real downvote count
it means 98% of the world's population liked the trailer
Why does he post like he's bleeding out and can only use his last words to speak in taglines?
dark litty
>We are redefining the superhero paradigm
It's a completely generic capeshit with derivative characters and the Rock playing himself and contractually obligated to always look le epic and never lose a fight
>We are redefining the superhero paradigm
>makes the most generic movie trailer ever
kek
stay litty Cinemaphile
what the frick is that contraption lodged up his ass?
Robot arm to make him fly
Cum*
its the tip of the spear. By that I mean the orgone buttplug used to take him higher to the next level anytime the Director shouts 'Black Adam take 99!'. The crew literally just have to flick a switch and he's sky high
This is what it looks like when your brain is totally rotted by motivational quotes.
>redefining the superhero paradigm
His character is just "Shazam but a bit edgy"
what if shazam but evil is original and #litty
>The antihero.
>The people no longer need a hero.
>Snyder is out
>suddenly a wild kino trailer for a DC movie appears
Coincidence? I think not!
>ALWAYS giving the fans what they want
right. let's just fact check that with... FAMILY.
Shoutout to Cinemaphile the most litty board on Cinemaphile
damn. he got old fast.
he should just get fat as fuk at this point.
go out like a king.
>dc has the rock and john cena
Marvlets will never learn
it means the movie's gonna be litty as frick
no. it will not beat Morbius
There are trailer reviewers out there?
You don't review the preview. There are good trailers, but Black Adam wasn't one of them, so you know, I don't get it.
>@SevenBucksProd
Can't wait to see #BlackAdam
The new paradigm.
A man in black.
For the people. By the people. With the people.
The accelerator.
The most powerful man in cinema.
Summer's back.
Summer fun.
You will LAUGH and PISS yourselves in the process.
There will be PISS and SHIT of JOY throughout the theater.
Maybe some fricking CUM too.
Join us brothers and sisters.
#litty
Kek I hope this trash movie bombs but anyone moronic enough to pay for Dr Strange 2 has to be hyped for this as well
God I hate this man.
>Live and work in Hollywood for years
>Become a souless product
L I T T Y
I thought Johnson wasn't quite the box office draw he had been touted at when headlining on his own?
TREMANAAAA HUHAHAHA
Reminder that the Rock's people had the original upload of this video removed from YT
NOTHING
Rock is always selling. He's a hype machine even if it doesn't make sense
ABC
Always
Be
Celling your products
Mexican Cartel here, why didn't he just behead a teen girl and leave it in from of his gate?
>disruption
this homie wants to be a tech CEO now
He always talks like that. Take
for example
>I tried to override the hydraulic system
like he's some kind of hacker/engineer, when that just means he pressed a little manual release button on the side
>Made some calls... the gate tech
i.e. he googled the gate company's customer service number
>Made some calls
Shit infuriatea me to no end. It both implies complete moronation and self importance
let a man boast about his achievements... god Cinemaphile. The man is a bonafide hollywood star let him go toe to toe with his metal gate it means less tv posters getting beaten up by him
based The Rock
he is franchise viagra, he saved F&F and will now save the DCEU
HELL YEAH BROS LITTY KINOS BACK ON THE MENU
will it good as morbius(dr morbius is the main character he fights bats)
I feel so litty rn bros ngl