What is going on with Brad Pitt?

I think he is being punished for something.
>publically starts wearing dresses and skirts
>in his new movie he plays a dork
>that apologizes to women for mansplaining
>that has a literal handler (CIA)
>that in her only scene has one eye covered (satanic symbol of the freemasons)
What did he do to deserve this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a good fit, though

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His handler with one eye covered in pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know her she's not cia she's an actress

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoos
    DROPPED

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the first time in over a decade, he's a man without a family

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You’re coping with the fact that Brad Pitt was not the person you imagined to be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. He’s apart of the globohomosexual elitist cult just like all the others.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not coping im exposing him

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he wanted the hobo troony look

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he played a dork in burn after reading too and it was hilarious

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was a boytoy that got fricked for roles
    someone look up maeby from arrested development leaving his house

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    life's too easy being rich, famous, and handsome and he's bored

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the last traditional leading men
    >going troon

    Jonah Hill ain't going to do that.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was too beta for angie.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just trying to be a trend setter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was always wearing dresses

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jonahbros we fricking won

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't consider you a serious poster

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is going on with him. It's just his PR team looking to maximise profit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some old guy spent 10 minutes doing a google search about "youth culture" and made him wear a fricking dress/skirt
      > he also probably got paid at least 600k

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ex-wife turned his only biological child with her into a troon so he has to appear troon-positive for visitation rights purposes. He steps out of line then Angelina goes in front of a judge to argue he can't provide a safe environment for their troon kid and its delicate mental health needs. Fairly straightforward stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not a troon anymore.

      actually she developed into an extremly beautiful girl (hope i dont give any pedo vibes with that) that will most likely become a supermodel and an actress (hopefully a good one)

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was married to jolie yet all his "children" came from black men. he is the ultimate Hollywood cuck.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Maddox cuck Brad with Angelina? That sound soul-crushing

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brad's character and personal life has just never lived up to the expectations of his Chad looks.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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