What is he doing wrong that Shane Gillis is doing so right? It shouldve been Sam getting that huge. We all know it.

What is he doing wrong that Shane Gillis is doing so right? It shouldve been Sam getting that huge. We all know it.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shane Gillis actually knows how to appeal to an audience that's not 16 year old introverted internet racists

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shane's fanbase consists of obese sportsball enjoyers who look like bert kreischer so he's not doing that much better in that regard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shane is funny. Sam is not. Simple as that.

      Sam's a duplicitous grifter who happens to be israeli (on his mom's side) with a known history of using the “I’m cancelled” “I’m shadowbanned” unfalsifiable idea to generate clout, despite having plenty of viewership. People here have gotten tired of the fact that his incessant self promotion happens to be directly tied to paying off the mods/jannies on this site, which Hiroshimoot doesn's actually run, where his shills run baseless claims about how he's being attacked by leftist troons/bogeyman like "channing" when called out, all of which basically boils down to “I am not getting the viewership I feel I deserve please fall for my marketing bullshit and ignore the fact that Im a corrupting influence on this site”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        correct
        he's just another grifter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what is the point of the expensive clothes and cars arc? what's the joke? that he is spending money on stupid shit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want a Canada Goose

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to anybody who isn't an eternally online alt-right clown sam hyde is a cringelord lolcow gay, but his fans will chalk it up to some israeli conspiracy. As if being an alt-right miga gay isn't what israel wants.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell kiwifarms to doxx this troon so we can ban him from the heckin discord!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Personality translates

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True. I like Sam, but he can be really abrasive sometimes and that turns people off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True. I like Sam, but he can be really abrasive sometimes and that turns people off.

      This. When you see sam interact with people outside of his circle he comes off as way too abrasive, forward with a 'i know better than you' kind of preachiness. When dasha and nick mullen were on the podcast it shows quite a lot. Sam can be a funny guy but i dont think id like to be around him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I used to think it was just his character but over time it really looks like that's just his default personality. Being a prick doesn't win people over at all, but he seems to know his paypigs don't care and actually like it because they see him as their surrogate stronk alpha daddy figure.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Like people digging Trump just for being an butthole; they don't understand politics. Sam fans don't understand comedy. They like a bully with alpha energy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >brings up Trump out of nowhere

            TDS.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, the comparison was quite fitting and you know it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No it really isn't. It's just a childish strawman for people you don't like.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guess you feel the need to defend a victim like poor Trump. As if there's nothing wrong with him being powerful.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I used to think he was funny but seeing him later on I realized he's just a dick to people. He's the kind of guy who people warn you about. But if you gave him a chance to be friends would try to frick your girlfriend and then make up some shit about how he's teaching you a lesson about being a man. I find his video about debt funny but beyond that I would never want to associate with him in real life, he just tears down everyone around him. If he wanted to be more successful he should really get over himself and do more things for other people, but I think he's already made enough money to not need to work ever again, so I don't see him changing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sam is an emotional guy deep down, he always cries at the end of Fishtank as he's wrapping up the show and thanking each contestant and you can see this side of him in other videos as well, but he usually buries this side of himself and puts on the bully persona which at this point has become ingrained, and he's a weirdly vicious bully too who usually goes for low-hanging fruit like fat women and homeless people, he's a trash human being. Maybe he read too many PUA blogs in his youth, this sort of happened to me as well but I'm trying to not be a narcissistic dick these days.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now replace Sam with Cam and say it out loud without laughing

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even know who Cam is. I realize my post is gay but this is an anonymous board so who fricking cares. I'm bored and I'm gonna gossip like a girl.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hes just an butthole, he gets emotional because hes on steroids and his hormone levels are fricked

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's what really gets me, when I see actual cruelty showing through. It bothers me and I just don't like cruel people. I think deep down it makes me realize that people like him aren't really helping anybody else, and when they give "advice" they'd just as soon tear you down if you were in their sights.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        when was mullen on pgl?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sam and nick did a podcast with Shane and mullen but mullen was either off camera or not actually there in person for some reason

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That reason: embarrassment.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shane is funny. Sam is not. Simple as that.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shane does jokes instead of make my audience as uncomfortable as possible

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Sam could have not ruined all their careers by talking about israelites during world peace they’d be bigger than Shane.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's especially bad when you realized he ruined charles career too, to make some alt-right clown point to his Cinemaphile fans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if he cucked out on the israelite jokes you'd complain about that too

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The same reason Coldplay got more popular than Radiohead.
    Sam (Radiohead) started off just different enough but still appealing to normies (Creep) until he went full weirdo (Kid A) and basically normie-repellent, and all his fans thusforth are seen as weird losers. Shane Gillis (Coldplay) comes along a few years after and takes all the palatable parts and turns it into success.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a peculiar analogy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a Cinemaphiletard so it’s the first one that came to my brain. My board is dead so I like to lurk here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cold play more popular than Radiohead
      Mmm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Amnesiac is there best album

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Coldgay analogy
      gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but sam is not talented as radiohead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Except Radiohead are actually good. Most of Sam's humor is autistic lowbrow tryhard edgelord shit. He's plays a manchild for lols but is actually a manchild.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Radiohead do sophisticated things with tempo and chord progressions and keychanges and production, have incorporated influences that go from Pixies to Autechre to Penderecki, are charting new ground and redefining the zeitgeist with each record, are universally respected by fellow musicians. Sam Hyde makes jokes about morons, the holocaust and killing parakeets from Petco.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam can make his crowd laugh. Shane can make any crowd laugh. All alt comics play to their niche and nothing more. Only an MDE fan would enjoy a hyde standup set. Although I suppose there's nothing wrong with that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Only an MDE fan would enjoy a hyde standup set. Although I suppose there's nothing wrong with that.
      all 12 of them, they would be publicly humiliated for being sam fans 90% of the time they are in public though. I could just image the average MDE fan, gross, fat protuding nipples. There's a reason why they circlejerk so hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        MDE discord was the home of crying about samegayging while samegayging and archive stalking on Cinemaphile

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those homosexuals 100% raided this place during the fishtank shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo. How are you supposed to get bigger if the only people who are entertained by your stuff are people who were big fans in the first place? Simple as

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well if you and your discord server keep being obnoxious unironic homosexuals on Cinemaphile maybe it'll change people's minds.
        jk gotta find new underage boys on discord that never heard of mde

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was an early fan, I just sort of lost interest after 2016 when he started to come off like a crybaby about his tv show and you could just smell it in everything he did
        also just the cringey tumblr edgelord schoolshooter aesthetic after 2020 is just lame

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's too edgy in a way where it just gets old really fricking quick

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shane Gillis is presumably focusing his attention on something better than making a moronic fake reality show and paying off Hiro to let offtopic Cinemaphile threads about it stay up 24/7 so that's something.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being hard to work with and going out of his way to piss people off. And Sam is only funny when he has other funny people around him. He's sort of like Nick Mullen in that regard.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your investors don't appreciate you unprofessional homosexualry with their money and it isn't actually Jet's fault despite your protests
    kino

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to make amends with Marky. That's what is holding him back.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam is a fricking moron that isn't funny, that's it.
    I've seen the supposed best of his comedy and it's shit, it's the garbage successful comedians throw away.
    Yes, "successful comedians": he's literally never succeeded as a solo comedian, he had to pivot to grooming and defrauding impressionable young homosexuals in order to stay off welfare.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde absolutely and ritually humiliated by Cinemaphile

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's disgusting and fat

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shane is an industry plant
    That’s what he’s doing right homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      STFU schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Being an industry plant only gets you anywhere if you can actually play the part. Hyde worked for AS and was on his way to get inside the industry but fricked it up by refusing to play by the rules and everyone with a brain decided he wasn't fit for employment because he was a loose cannon that didn't follow orders. Sam is still pissed about this as if he genuinely expected the American media in the 2010s would just be okay with a guy playing around with ring wing ideas and borderline anti-semitism and not land him a one-way ticket to whatever hicksville town he's currently streaming from. Oh really? You got a TV show deal and the producers told you what to do? Wow, what a shocker! You're supposed to work for other people when you agree to make content for them? I never would've known unless this had happened. And you got fired and bad your reputation ruined when you didn't do what you employer told you to? Wow, amazing story bro. Truly one for the history books.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was all Tim's fault!!

        "Get my show back!!"

        Frick Sam Hyde.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because sams a fricking NERD

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hyde is good at performance art not stand up comedy. it's a pain in the ass having a stable career in between his stunts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being a homosexual isn't performance art

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no one that's not an underage virgin finds this fat moron entertaining, anon.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have NOTHING in common, OP.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shane is basically a normie jock
    Sam is basically revolting to normies

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are two roads an entertainer can go down: 1. build a fanbase, 2 build a sycophant cult base.

    1 offers bigger rewards but is more difficult to achieve because you have to balance making a lot of different people happy, usually you have to sell out to maintain your base

    2 offers less rewards but a more rabidly loyal fanbase that is harder to lose, you can be more experimental and still retain your fans.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Roid-raging ogre that got mindbroken by a 100 lbs autistic girl from Texas

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What is he doing wrong that Shane Gillis is doing so right?
    Shane isn't a bitter butthole like Sam.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What is he doing wrong that Shane Gillis is doing so right? It shouldve been Sam getting that huge. We all know it.
    Shane's sets are nothing but BBC, cidies, and Shrek references. Of course he'd be bigger than the guy doing actual comedy.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam's half assed attempts at both comedy and boxing in order to impress joe rogan makes me laugh. He's never getting on his show.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He named the israelites. Biting the hand that was supposed to feeds him.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's just too edgy, he needs to drop the /misc/tard shit but it's too late for him anyway

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde has almost no real fans. He got some press because Idubbbz former fans hate Ian so much that they now simp for Hyde. Idubbz fanbase was always populated by moronic homosexuals. Those homosexuals will eventually turn on Hyde as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do feel bad for Sam in some ways because at some point his fans are going to turn on him. They're all that type of people who hold no loyalty to anything and one day Sam is going to be in the crosshairs and they will turn on him. Then he will have nothing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh no poor moron!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the musician equivalent to Sam Hyde? Insane Clown Posse?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying sam isn't succesful
    Sam hyde put in effort precisely twice in his entire career, once durring MDE, one durring his kickstart TV series.
    Any other sporadic effort he's put in has been to burn bridges or actively self sabotajing.
    Despite this, he's probably the most influential media personality of our time (yes, this includes ecelebs, trad media is dead), idubbbz, ethan klein, pewdiepie, the majority of people who've made content who use this website (and so the majority of reddit and so the world) have had his influence filtered through them.

    For what Sam put in (almost nothing followed by years of work as a coaster/paypig rancher) he's massively succesful and influential in a way Shane Gillis doesn't remotely and will never approach.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >succesful
      >begging for donos
      lmao. meanwhile shane doesnt do this pathetic shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are different kinds of success. You would be hard pressed to find someone who was more influential with less effort put in than Sam Hyde.
        Shane worked the road for years like a gypsy grinding out cash.
        Sam made some videos in his moms bathroom.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There are different kinds of success
          yeah shane is beloved and does SNL openings and sam is stuck with his low iq zoomers begging for $20 donos LMAO ok pajeet cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite this, he's probably the most influential media personality of our time
      how fricking out of touch do you have to be to believe this holy lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you think shane gillis who's basically just a heggin based version of any NYC standup, you're actually moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I literally posted nothing about shane gillis. do you think every person in this thread is OP? fricking moron kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Changing the subject

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the most influential media personality of our time
      thats unironically andrew tate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >needed a cucked Idubbbz to help him out
      Hyde sucks LMAO

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shane doesn't donate money to white supremacists

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he literally kicked a moronic man in the head for money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And that moron's name? Jet Neptune

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shane played football in high school, sam was a nerd and still is.
    SAM HYDE IS A NERD

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shane didn't get fricked by tim heidecker and brett gelman which stagnated and blackballed his career

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be transgressive when you're about mammonry

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gillis learned how to win over an audience by telling funny jokes. People don't watch Sam for the jokes -- they watch him because of what they believe it means to watch him, and they look to him as a role model.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're confusing them for leftists, again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Direction brain sloppa

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde's hair cut is an illuminati humiliation ritual

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam either do a show in the PNW or please start streaming again it's been a month 🙁

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the roids destroyed sams brain, congrats big muscles but now you're half moronic

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he pays people to post about him on here lmao
    he's a parasite
    whenever some other e-celeb is being talked, sam always starts @ing them and saying they should fight
    he's almost 40 years old and still thinks its 2016

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam is not that funny. Shane is funny and talented, same is half of that. He cant read the room, which is important.

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