based black boyfriend that leaked these
reminder that she said she dated him because of who he was and never intended to frick him or something like that
Honestly the shift in mental state between pre and post-nut is fricking insane. I've dropped my standards crazy, CRAZY fricking levels pre-nut and done some stupid fricking shit (for example, fricking a hambeast pretty much on the side of the dancefloor in a busy club), which I regret the moment I fricking cum.
Were you with friends and if so did they mock you? I was in a similar situation (didn’t frick but was aggressively pursued by and eventually made out with a really ugly fat girl) and I felt such shame knowing all my friends saw us and probably told my ex.
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Nah, they were gone by that point, I stayed behind chasing the great whale. Like I said though, moment I came, I instantly was like "what the frick was I thinking? How did I let this el goblino, la creatura frick me, in plain sight of hundreds of people."
I can't explain it even now, that's not even the dumbest shit I've done when horny, but always, the moment that jizz leaves my dick, I see my place in the entire world in context in that moment.
Why do women only ever think about se? She has a chance to write a book and share her most profound thoughts and ideas and all she writes about is getting cum shot into her mouth. homies like Socrates have been writing about the deeper meaning of life for thousands of years and all these hoes can contribute to literature is how many dirty wieners they've stuck in their prostitute mouths. Disgusting.
The Symposium is Socrates explaining why the integrity of his intelligence is more valuable than a twink that is willing to frick him. But yeah, take whatever message you want from it coomer.
Girl always grossed me out as a teen, instinct is vindicated. Was a certain type of porn-brained online guy that loved seeing this child actor grow up to be with a homie, blacked shit and the fans are so awkward, gay, creepy and hilarious, tracks when you see those vids have titles like “All Grown Up,” homies creep me the frick OUT.
Women show themselves way too hard post-online, this is so funny, pathetic and humiliating. Is like they don’t realize how much past women relied on lying about their shame and regrets to find someone good.
Reading is good for you, zoom zoom. Even salacious trash like this will help you build empathy and stave off dementia. >source
The PDF version of the book is easily found on the standard Cinemaphile sites.
Why do women only ever think about se? She has a chance to write a book and share her most profound thoughts and ideas and all she writes about is getting cum shot into her mouth. homies like Socrates have been writing about the deeper meaning of life for thousands of years and all these hoes can contribute to literature is how many dirty wieners they've stuck in their prostitute mouths. Disgusting.
kek
2 years ago
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>all these stories about her getting drunk
more
2 years ago
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god she’s a moronic prostitute
2 years ago
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women can literally pick any man and create a loving, meaningful relationship and go on to create a beautiful family and hug their grandkids and just have a good life. yet over and over they choose meaningless sex, alcohol and self-destruction. why?
2 years ago
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Don’t tell me what to do you stupid white incel!
2 years ago
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>why?
They're infantile and are easily manipulated.
2 years ago
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One good frick and her life is forever changed. God women are pathetic animals.
2 years ago
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it really is bizarre how they function among us and seem normal at times given how animalistic and simple they are
2 years ago
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women only enjoy sex if they love the person they are having sex with
2 years ago
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Kek, no. prostitutes exist, anon.
2 years ago
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I don't think prostitutes really enjoy sex with guys they don't love
2 years ago
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Why do they do that then
2 years ago
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Empty lives and/or mental illness.
2 years ago
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They don’t, women can’t choose incorrectly, we can only be raped.
2 years ago
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>We
Can I be your boyfriend I will protect you from those evil chuds
2 years ago
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they're just being moronic, stupid women really
2 years ago
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I think they enjoy male attention
2 years ago
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Sex is their greatest and only power. They use it for everything.
these
womn will have sex with u if you make it clear that's what you want from them, but you have to toe the line cause if you go to hard you enter creep territory. It sounds dumb but it's just a social filter they put up to filter out autistic morons who don't know how to be subtle while still showing their intentions.
learn to write virgin
2 years ago
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Sex is their greatest and only power. They use it for everything.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They don't know any other way to earn a living/make guys like them. A lot of women never evolve past using the vegana card to solve all their problems.
2 years ago
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they do if it makes somebody mad or gets them what they want
women don’t see sex like we do, anon
2 years ago
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that's literally what I'm saying
2 years ago
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incel take
2 years ago
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Some do, some don't.
2 years ago
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Her first taste of BBC and she never looked back
2 years ago
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Steven was italian
2 years ago
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>stave off dementia.
not even him or a zoomie but why would I want that
I want dementia as fast as possible
>"What's cum?" >Joe turns on his side, facing away from me, and clutches a pillow tight to his chest. He takes a long breath.
Yeah bro getting a blowjob from a teenager when you're old is rough.
>problem with booze >problems with debt >cheats on his longterm gf for months with Jennette >begs for sex
If you guy by the books portrayal of him he's kind of a pathetic dick. I at least believe her that he's self-loathing.
she’s being half sarcastic, like she “knows” this stuff is /misc/ evil chud talk but she actually knows it’s true
she’s victim virtue signaling in an esoteric way
lel this chick I worked with told me she had sex with this one guy and he was sweating and she found it disgusting. The frick is wrong with women?
2 years ago
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She was not mature enough to understand what sex involves
2 years ago
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She was not mature enough to understand what sex involves
it just means they weren’t attracted to him
women are moronic
2 years ago
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Women get really bitter about exes and slander them, usually by attacking their sexual prowess. They'll say he had a small dick or smelled bad or couldn't get hard etc it's just butthurt roasties doing what they do. If she thought he was that bad she would never have fricked him in the first place.
Wait, virginity? So Dan didn’t even frick her? Boring.
2 years ago
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She revealed in the book Dan was actually innocent all along. He clearly was into the teenage girls, but never actually did anything to them other than some awkward hugs.
2 years ago
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...and tell the wardrobe to dress them in skimpy clothing.
2 years ago
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And take pictures for reference
2 years ago
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He can't keep getting away with it!!!
2 years ago
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>She revealed in the book Dan was actually innocent all along
X
You've never met a woman with borderline personality disorder before? They can go from worshiping you and making you feel like a great person to saying the most degrading personal and deranged shit in less than a paragraph.
Narcissistic personality disorder. All the c**ts in my family are exactly like this, though they know better than to write it down where it can be later used to prove to people outside the family what they’re really like. Which is what makes them so effective at getting away with abuse like this.
How am I expected to find women like this attractive and marry them?
If my associates knew just what my type was, they'd be flabbergasted. I like youthful (tight) females, not fish-mouthed, twice-cooked pulled pork broads.
celebrity is a misshapen neurotic mess unmoored from reality and spewing self-hatred and vitriol over everything and everyone:
>McCurdy was born on June 26, 1992, in Los Angeles to Mark and Debbie McCurdy and was raised in Garden Grove, California.She is the youngest of four children, and has three older brothers. She was raised in what she has described as a "dysfunctional Mormon family".[14]
>When McCurdy was 3 years old, her mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent several surgeries, chemotherapy, and a bone marrow transplant.[13] She was diagnosed with cancer again in 2010, and died from it in 2013 when McCurdy was 21 years old.
>McCurdy has revealed that she was emotionally and sexually abused by her mother. In an interview with People magazine she said "My mom's emotions were so erratic that it was like walking a tightrope every day." According to McCurdy, her mother pushed her into acting when she was 6 years old to both financially support her family, and because her mother had wanted to become a performer herself. She stated that her mother was "obsessed with making [her] a star" and detailed how her mother contributed to her eating disorder by introducing her to calorie counting at age 11. She also revealed that until she was 17 years old her mother performed veganal and breast exams on her and never let her shower alone.[16] McCurdy said that she refused to appear in the revival of iCarly because of the reminder of her mother's abuse on the original show, and that her appearance on Sam & Cat was done to please her mother. McCurdy stated in an interview that she never received her payment from acting as a minor, because her Coogan account wasn't properly filed.[18]
A little prostitute wants to be a starlet but her dying mom knows what's up with the israelites in Hollywood so she protects at all cost her daughter and of course the daughter is resentful she has to wait to be 18 before becoming a full-on prostitute being fricked raw by a NBA team
Ah yes, because it’s perfectly normal for a mom to perform veganal exams on their daughter, not let them shower alone and force them to develop an eating disorder.
If you think this is how women should be treated by their parents growing up, then you’re the one with the problem.
women are literally clueless bot babies with holes made for men as playtoys and also baby machines
we’re supposed to hit them and put them away when we’re done with them but israelites have made normalcy between the sexes impossible
Women are property. A beautiful daughter is used to mean you could move up in social be standing by marrying her off. Now it just means they can be a israeli producers cum slave.
Also, my father was a drug addict at constantly lied. Lied about it stealing money, lied about drugs, made up stories and it excuses for being late, lied about cool cars he never owned, and claimed his mother molested him.
I believe no women, black person or drug addict. There testimony ain't shit.
If women were only property, we wouldn’t have Frankenstein, we wouldn’t have Fullmetal Alchemist, we wouldn’t have Point Break and we wouldn’t have American Psycho
We currently live in a feminist utopia of non fault divorce, and state enforced child support. It sucks, I would give up all the mid trash you listed to live in a simi tradition society where women are 2nd class citizens.
Jesus Christ, were you actually trying to fit as many spelling and grammatical errors in this post as possible when you made it? Fricking abject morons on this site, I swear. If you want people in the real world to treat your ideas even the slightest bit seriously you should learn to express them like a grown adult.
>women writes a memoir >most notable thing she can write about is how many wieners she sucked
They really are sad little creatures when you look at them holistically
women are literally clueless bot babies with holes made for men as playtoys and also baby machines
we’re supposed to hit them and put them away when we’re done with them but israelites have made normalcy between the sexes impossible
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
Too brilliant to be Jennette, her writing style is more simple. On the other hand, the mixed hot and funny writing is so her. Maybe Miranda wrote that?
where do guys even uglier, dumber, and more loserish than me find these fricking girls
literally all these super hot moronic prostitutes go for the most imbecilic man children then act like they are the baddest b***hes
they have absolutely horrendous intuition
this girl is so fricking naive and it’s like she’s proud of it as a cope
Just dumb yourself down when your around bimbos and be aggressive and let them know your DTF. All these bawds care about is getting dicked by morons. The sooner you realize this the sooner you'll drown in pussy.
Do NOT listen to this, women are NOT hoping for you to be aggressive or acting like that, You’re literally encouraging toxic white male behavior.
Girls don’t go for jerks just because some bitter incel on /misc/ told you so.
stfu incel chud women are shit can get pussy whenever mans gotta do what hes gotta do to get some ass if you were hot and not a ugly ho youd understand
By aggressive I mean don't be a beta onions cuck like you clearly are you fricking limp dick gay. Tell me who your crush is so I can go frick her tiny vapid brains out.
Just post your eyes already. Want the insight into the internal struggle of non-white leftists regarding sexism and realizing their men are by-far the most sexist, let’s see which one you are.
He's probably referring to the fact that you can listen to her narrate how she has seggs. You can find it on audible, use the trial free membership (this poster is not affiliated with Amazon™)
>tfw she’s just jelly the iCarly revival is making millions and she missed out by shitting on the show.
What does she even do for money these days anyways?
>She was a childhood crush of mine, and now I jerk off to her memories of having degrading sex. Kek.
I always thought she was gross but I want to jerk off to her saying this shit in the audiobook that she narrates
I know this story well, she gave him a pity date because he was a fan of the show, but he was incredibly butthurt afterwards because she didn't frick him, which is incredible given that she's clearly a mentally damaged prostitute.
Does she ever say "shitballs" or "wienerwaffle" in this book because reading these excerpts I get that vibe? Like millennial that wants to swear but not offend anyone
Thanks for ruining my incel day fricking gays. All this b***h prostitute c**t did to get money is frick suck and write about it stupid ass b***h I fricking hate women
what if your hopeful delusion is wrong
what if guys have sex and think these things at the same time
in your female brain this is an impossibility? no, it isn’t, you’re just mad and want to call us names to make yourself feel better
pathetic prostitute
qrd?
i’m not surprised she’s secretly into white christian lifetime movie protags like all coal burners are but won’t ever humble or save themselves for
It was when she was in Nashville trying to make some money as a singer. She was 18 and the 27yo guitarist chad in her group kissed her and she wrote her thoughts at the time as "my vegana feels funny, but I'll worry about that later."
Later she was thinking about him and was about to text him when she felt a pulse in her vegana. She put her hand down her pants and her fingers were wet.
>Did she ever have a chance?
No, i didn’t, everybody totally raped me all the time and i was like, totally suffocating
Please buy my next book on audible
>because one woman who was passed around hollywood israelites since she was a child grew up to be a prostitute means every one is as shallow and moronic
How fricking stupid are people on this site? The seethe from these incel posts is so strong I can almost see it.
youre just now realizing women are moronic overgrown children?
Why do women only ever think about se? She has a chance to write a book and share her most profound thoughts and ideas and all she writes about is getting cum shot into her mouth. homies like Socrates have been writing about the deeper meaning of life for thousands of years and all these hoes can contribute to literature is how many dirty wieners they've stuck in their prostitute mouths. Disgusting.
women are the stupid gender
why did we ever give them any credit for anything
[...]
Women are property. A beautiful daughter is used to mean you could move up in social be standing by marrying her off. Now it just means they can be a israeli producers cum slave.
Also, my father was a drug addict at constantly lied. Lied about it stealing money, lied about drugs, made up stories and it excuses for being late, lied about cool cars he never owned, and claimed his mother molested him.
I believe no women, black person or drug addict. There testimony ain't shit.
All this sperg out because some prostitute wrote a book about being a prostitute, how is saying every woman is like that not moronic?
there are tons of women like jeanette
sorry you’ve never met one and are now having cognitive dissonance and quoting everybody in the thread calling them incel
2 years ago
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I've met horrible women and horrible men, both horrible in different ways, still not making broad generalizations because im not moronic.
2 years ago
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no that actually means you’re the most moronic because you’re now ironically and hypocritically assuming to know personal details of anonymous people itt simply because they disagree with you and it hurt your feelings
sorry your feelings got hurt by this thread but your feelings mean nothing and are completely irrelevant
Let me guess, your source is the almost non-existent interactions you've had with women. That's a bullshit claim anon, and you know it. I know plenty of women who are nothing like that.
Like all white women.
Having sex with black men until she dies while white men fund her luxurious lifestyle, even it if means me tooing a top dog like Dan the Man.
She very clearly suffers from severe insecurities from her mother, which is what the book is about. The whole thing is about the dumb shit she did because her mother was a piece of shit.
Not sure why this is difficult for you to understand, moron. The books title even points it out for you.
What the frick is that even supposed to mean, you piece of shit? Everyone has their own experience, you don't magically get perspective from knowing that people have it worse than you. You're still gonna be stuck in your own shit and it's admirable to actually try to sort it out instead of using the existence of worse suffering as an excuse to ignore it.
Simmer down. He was pointing out she's rich and famous and plenty of people have shitty families without having those other aspects of their life in which to seek refuge. If what the book says is true I feel badly for her, but think about the people who will never be paid big bucks to write about it (even if they sprinkle in as wiener sucking stories as she managed).
womn will have sex with u if you make it clear that's what you want from them, but you have to toe the line cause if you go to hard you enter creep territory. It sounds dumb but it's just a social filter they put up to filter out autistic morons who don't know how to be subtle while still showing their intentions.
she’ll never get her country star white chad
she’ll just complain about the awkward sex she VOLUNTARILY had inbetween oscar parties and hot tub champagne
There's a part in the book where her mother catches her dad watching porn. She tells the kids and makes them refer to him by his first name instead of "dad." At the mother's funeral it comes out that he wasn't their real dad.
She also prevented her from being raped by Hollywood elites.
Almost all the damage to Jeannette life was self inflicted and she still blames her mother.
They used to be really good at hiding what they really are. I wonder what leftist women think is gonna happen in the future. Do they really think nonwhites are less sexist so their increasing numbers is good? Do they think they’ll retain their status and not become agreeable submissive women if shit crashes? Do white girls not realize the insane animosity that’s held towards them and how it’s going to get worse and more open as their demographic continues to suicide? Really sheltered people.
the real red pill is realizing that while there are shadowy cabals trying to control and steer the world in certain directions they are all fricking moronic and their plans rarely if ever work out just as they intended
>how could you know?
Easy, just look at something like race relationships and see how the same media conglomerates that have been controlled by the exact same people have shifted from shitting on minorties to, minorities aren't that bad, to color blindness, and now most recently shitting on whitey.
Hell just take a look at the state of the world does the shit that is going on right now look like a carefully executed plan going right for you?
Dan is really an interesting case study in someone getting canceled not even explicitly by anyone naming him but just by the weird themes in his work and the slow trickling out of information about him behind the scenes. It is unironically the most "organic" cancelling I can think of.
shes absurdly ugly
She must be part black, look at her nose
No
>McCurdy
Just Ir*sh
>see white guys, I only fricked black men to piss off my mom, please take me back?
She's never gonna look like that ever again
when she is 45 she will look like E.T.
based black boyfriend that leaked these
reminder that she said she dated him because of who he was and never intended to frick him or something like that
What’s her age here
You're asking too many questions.
I would forgive her if she still looked like this.
>mentally ill bf turns to religion
>broaches the topic of celibacy
This part is great as well. 1/2
>the best part
2/2
>women don't understand post nut clarity
kek
Kek. See
Honestly the shift in mental state between pre and post-nut is fricking insane. I've dropped my standards crazy, CRAZY fricking levels pre-nut and done some stupid fricking shit (for example, fricking a hambeast pretty much on the side of the dancefloor in a busy club), which I regret the moment I fricking cum.
Were you with friends and if so did they mock you? I was in a similar situation (didn’t frick but was aggressively pursued by and eventually made out with a really ugly fat girl) and I felt such shame knowing all my friends saw us and probably told my ex.
Nah, they were gone by that point, I stayed behind chasing the great whale. Like I said though, moment I came, I instantly was like "what the frick was I thinking? How did I let this el goblino, la creatura frick me, in plain sight of hundreds of people."
I can't explain it even now, that's not even the dumbest shit I've done when horny, but always, the moment that jizz leaves my dick, I see my place in the entire world in context in that moment.
This is the reason religions like Buddhism fear horniness. That shit bakes men's brains.
It's crazy, like you become a completely different person or someone just turned the "fog" switch off on your brain.
wtf
god women are so stupid and all the other guys get to take advantage of it
You will never have a rich Nickelodeon waifu to pay off all your debt and train herself to suck your dick.
it's not fair
Why do you keep posting this?
They're different excerpts, moron.
I bet only 5% of this entire book is true. Women are such shitty liars.
Never believe a prostitute.
she’s the dumbest person i’ve ever read the thoughts and actions of
Well, yeah. Generally the only people who get books made about them are significant in some way. She's just a jilted actress
she’s significantly moronic in the head
Why do women only ever think about se? She has a chance to write a book and share her most profound thoughts and ideas and all she writes about is getting cum shot into her mouth. homies like Socrates have been writing about the deeper meaning of life for thousands of years and all these hoes can contribute to literature is how many dirty wieners they've stuck in their prostitute mouths. Disgusting.
Socrates didn't write himself but yes I agree with the overall message
youre just now realizing women are moronic overgrown children?
most men don’t know
why do you think these prostitutes got so entitled and lacking in self awareness?
>most men don’t know
>Is this LA us?
I hate women so much it's unreal
>I cut off the end by accident
Well shit.
Anyone who is using this site is a moronic overgrown child
Including you?
Especially me.
Fair enough
especially you since you defend women
you do know plato writes at length about how the purest form of love is homosexual right? my man was fiending
The Symposium is Socrates explaining why the integrity of his intelligence is more valuable than a twink that is willing to frick him. But yeah, take whatever message you want from it coomer.
Girl always grossed me out as a teen, instinct is vindicated. Was a certain type of porn-brained online guy that loved seeing this child actor grow up to be with a homie, blacked shit and the fans are so awkward, gay, creepy and hilarious, tracks when you see those vids have titles like “All Grown Up,” homies creep me the frick OUT.
Women show themselves way too hard post-online, this is so funny, pathetic and humiliating. Is like they don’t realize how much past women relied on lying about their shame and regrets to find someone good.
That's my girl!
<The cum slides out of my mouth and down my chin
What did she mean by this?
That's from the same paparazzo her mom wrote the letter about:
. This trip
.
This is straight up erotica. Kind of insane. That level of detail is really totally unnecessary except to be hot, especially the cum thing, holy shit.
So this is what a femcel is like
If you want femcelcore read pic-related. FYI: it's using fairytale tropes (you might not notice it if you don't read much).
Looks pretentious and French. I'll check it out
looks like boring nonsense that would gain me nothing by reading it
No fricking way is this real.
It is (it's chapter 44 I think, but I'd have to reference it). Here's another one from way earlier in the book.
did you dl the ebook?
otherwise source
Reading is good for you, zoom zoom. Even salacious trash like this will help you build empathy and stave off dementia.
>source
The PDF version of the book is easily found on the standard Cinemaphile sites.
kek
>all these stories about her getting drunk
more
god she’s a moronic prostitute
women can literally pick any man and create a loving, meaningful relationship and go on to create a beautiful family and hug their grandkids and just have a good life. yet over and over they choose meaningless sex, alcohol and self-destruction. why?
Don’t tell me what to do you stupid white incel!
>why?
They're infantile and are easily manipulated.
One good frick and her life is forever changed. God women are pathetic animals.
it really is bizarre how they function among us and seem normal at times given how animalistic and simple they are
women only enjoy sex if they love the person they are having sex with
Kek, no. prostitutes exist, anon.
I don't think prostitutes really enjoy sex with guys they don't love
Why do they do that then
Empty lives and/or mental illness.
They don’t, women can’t choose incorrectly, we can only be raped.
>We
Can I be your boyfriend I will protect you from those evil chuds
they're just being moronic, stupid women really
I think they enjoy male attention
these
learn to write virgin
Sex is their greatest and only power. They use it for everything.
They don't know any other way to earn a living/make guys like them. A lot of women never evolve past using the vegana card to solve all their problems.
they do if it makes somebody mad or gets them what they want
women don’t see sex like we do, anon
that's literally what I'm saying
incel take
Some do, some don't.
Her first taste of BBC and she never looked back
>stave off dementia.
not even him or a zoomie but why would I want that
I want dementia as fast as possible
>"What's cum?"
>Joe turns on his side, facing away from me, and clutches a pillow tight to his chest. He takes a long breath.
Yeah bro getting a blowjob from a teenager when you're old is rough.
>problem with booze
>problems with debt
>cheats on his longterm gf for months with Jennette
>begs for sex
If you guy by the books portrayal of him he's kind of a pathetic dick. I at least believe her that he's self-loathing.
It's fake
seee
> I'm giving it 150,000 percent.
and my pic
It's not fake, moron. That's a different excerpt.
it's the whole book you fricking moron
It's chapter 74 you absolute fricking moron.
holy frickk lol
well, seems like windows strikes again
Always search keywords instead of numbers. Sometimes the font for numbers is coded differently in PDFs and it confuses the Ctrl f function.
Not him but thanks
Either he was dumb or just trying to troll.
not reading your fanfic, jennette. frick off
Dan, what are you doing here
Interesting look into the mind of a thot. Hard to believe they think they are being funny and relatable in how they describe their whorishness.
This specific one had a peculiar upbringing, mabye to her eyes it's a deep book, or mabye she just wanted to milk the book for all it can give her
>guy says no
>girl ignores guy saying no
>guy only says yes after coercion
jeanette mccurdy just confessed to rape
Men can't be raped except by other men.
and even then its just "lol le funny prison rape xd"
If it's real, why would you ever send money for that fridge
Thats just how her family dynamics worked. Her mom obviously had BPD.
Thanks. I read a long article about her life but that was a while ago
Based thot-destroyer mom
>Based thot-destroyer mom
She had some wisdom.
she’s being half sarcastic, like she “knows” this stuff is /misc/ evil chud talk but she actually knows it’s true
she’s victim virtue signaling in an esoteric way
Here's the second part of (
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>sweat down his forehead
>Gross
lel this chick I worked with told me she had sex with this one guy and he was sweating and she found it disgusting. The frick is wrong with women?
She was not mature enough to understand what sex involves
it just means they weren’t attracted to him
women are moronic
Women get really bitter about exes and slander them, usually by attacking their sexual prowess. They'll say he had a small dick or smelled bad or couldn't get hard etc it's just butthurt roasties doing what they do. If she thought he was that bad she would never have fricked him in the first place.
Wait, virginity? So Dan didn’t even frick her? Boring.
She revealed in the book Dan was actually innocent all along. He clearly was into the teenage girls, but never actually did anything to them other than some awkward hugs.
...and tell the wardrobe to dress them in skimpy clothing.
And take pictures for reference
He can't keep getting away with it!!!
>She revealed in the book Dan was actually innocent all along
X
>I hate the idea of women having sex with men that are not myself
not so different from incels are you women
You know how women will look at a guy for 1 second from across the room and say
>I gave him such an obvious sign! Why doesn't ask me out?
women are the stupid gender
why did we ever give them any credit for anything
the only people screaming this used up shit are people who lost out on a teenage life
>not exclusive to guys
no fricking way, she sounds like a parody character, like she belongs to family guy or something
yeah this reads like the mom of some teen movie. there's no way people who write things like this actually exist
>yeah this reads like the mom of some teen movie. there's no way people who write things like this actually exist
>no fricking way, she sounds like a parody character, like she belongs to family guy or something
I know some pretty crazy women. It's believable to me.
All it takes is to be severely mentally ill
You've never met a woman with borderline personality disorder before? They can go from worshiping you and making you feel like a great person to saying the most degrading personal and deranged shit in less than a paragraph.
Yes they do and they are everywhere you isolated moron.
Narcissistic personality disorder. All the c**ts in my family are exactly like this, though they know better than to write it down where it can be later used to prove to people outside the family what they’re really like. Which is what makes them so effective at getting away with abuse like this.
i read that in chuck's voice (better call saul)
>An important cultural document
> - Lena Dunham
so its trash
Victoria Justice and Miranda Cosgrove turned out to be the healthiest and nicest former child stars ever.
cash in on victim consciousness
onlyfans
relevance
How am I expected to find women like this attractive and marry them?
If my associates knew just what my type was, they'd be flabbergasted. I like youthful (tight) females, not fish-mouthed, twice-cooked pulled pork broads.
Post more, bookanon, I'm almost cumming.
Money
>$27.99
daylight robbery
Look for it on libgen, mabye it's there
How is her foot game?
wrinkled
God awful. Thats why she's stuck writing gay books while feet goddesses like victoria justice live in the lap of luxury on Dan's sick boat.
celebrity is a misshapen neurotic mess unmoored from reality and spewing self-hatred and vitriol over everything and everyone:
>McCurdy was born on June 26, 1992, in Los Angeles to Mark and Debbie McCurdy and was raised in Garden Grove, California.She is the youngest of four children, and has three older brothers. She was raised in what she has described as a "dysfunctional Mormon family".[14]
>When McCurdy was 3 years old, her mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent several surgeries, chemotherapy, and a bone marrow transplant.[13] She was diagnosed with cancer again in 2010, and died from it in 2013 when McCurdy was 21 years old.
>McCurdy has revealed that she was emotionally and sexually abused by her mother. In an interview with People magazine she said "My mom's emotions were so erratic that it was like walking a tightrope every day." According to McCurdy, her mother pushed her into acting when she was 6 years old to both financially support her family, and because her mother had wanted to become a performer herself. She stated that her mother was "obsessed with making [her] a star" and detailed how her mother contributed to her eating disorder by introducing her to calorie counting at age 11. She also revealed that until she was 17 years old her mother performed veganal and breast exams on her and never let her shower alone.[16] McCurdy said that she refused to appear in the revival of iCarly because of the reminder of her mother's abuse on the original show, and that her appearance on Sam & Cat was done to please her mother. McCurdy stated in an interview that she never received her payment from acting as a minor, because her Coogan account wasn't properly filed.[18]
A little prostitute wants to be a starlet but her dying mom knows what's up with the israelites in Hollywood so she protects at all cost her daughter and of course the daughter is resentful she has to wait to be 18 before becoming a full-on prostitute being fricked raw by a NBA team
>She also revealed that until she was 17 years old her mother performed veganal and breast exams on her and never let her shower alone
??
Ah yes, because it’s perfectly normal for a mom to perform veganal exams on their daughter, not let them shower alone and force them to develop an eating disorder.
If you think this is how women should be treated by their parents growing up, then you’re the one with the problem.
she’s a whiny ungrateful post wall prostitute and her mom sounds based
Sounds like her mom made her crazy
You try to suppress anyone for so long, they'll eventually rebel
sounds like she’s a basic roastie coping
you really think a personality like this would ever be anything but a b***h?
Women are property. A beautiful daughter is used to mean you could move up in social be standing by marrying her off. Now it just means they can be a israeli producers cum slave.
Also, my father was a drug addict at constantly lied. Lied about it stealing money, lied about drugs, made up stories and it excuses for being late, lied about cool cars he never owned, and claimed his mother molested him.
I believe no women, black person or drug addict. There testimony ain't shit.
Women are human beings, not property.
Sorry you need to women to be slaves in order to have sex with you because you’re not likable enough
no, they are subhumans and also property
nobody said they needed to be slaves in order to be fricked, they are very easily tricked or payed to do that
>Women are human beings, not property.
This book proves otherwise
how can you read this book and think women should not be property
because you’re talking to property
So you agree he's talking about women?
yes there is a confused prostitute itt
If women were only property, we wouldn’t have Frankenstein, we wouldn’t have Fullmetal Alchemist, we wouldn’t have Point Break and we wouldn’t have American Psycho
oh no
I would happily sacrifice those things if it meant society became healthy and orderly again
We currently live in a feminist utopia of non fault divorce, and state enforced child support. It sucks, I would give up all the mid trash you listed to live in a simi tradition society where women are 2nd class citizens.
A hilariously small price to pay
>bro you just don't understand!!
>We NEED to suffer so we can have okay pieces of fiction
Jesus Christ, were you actually trying to fit as many spelling and grammatical errors in this post as possible when you made it? Fricking abject morons on this site, I swear. If you want people in the real world to treat your ideas even the slightest bit seriously you should learn to express them like a grown adult.
Fricking hell, have sex
Cope, dumbass.
i bet she's doing it because she knows what goes on in the show business
if someone fricks her daughter and she can prove it, then she can maybe make a lot of money?
what sexual abuse?
>women writes a memoir
>most notable thing she can write about is how many wieners she sucked
They really are sad little creatures when you look at them holistically
women are literally clueless bot babies with holes made for men as playtoys and also baby machines
we’re supposed to hit them and put them away when we’re done with them but israelites have made normalcy between the sexes impossible
being a dirty coalburning prostitute
Does she write anything about Miranda?
I doubt it, Miranda seems like the type who will sue her
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
Bullshit, is this actually in the book?
newbie
Too brilliant to be Jennette, her writing style is more simple. On the other hand, the mixed hot and funny writing is so her. Maybe Miranda wrote that?
that'd be offending a POC can't have that
where do guys even uglier, dumber, and more loserish than me find these fricking girls
literally all these super hot moronic prostitutes go for the most imbecilic man children then act like they are the baddest b***hes
they have absolutely horrendous intuition
this girl is so fricking naive and it’s like she’s proud of it as a cope
Just dumb yourself down when your around bimbos and be aggressive and let them know your DTF. All these bawds care about is getting dicked by morons. The sooner you realize this the sooner you'll drown in pussy.
Do NOT listen to this, women are NOT hoping for you to be aggressive or acting like that, You’re literally encouraging toxic white male behavior.
Girls don’t go for jerks just because some bitter incel on /misc/ told you so.
stfu incel chud women are shit can get pussy whenever mans gotta do what hes gotta do to get some ass if you were hot and not a ugly ho youd understand
By aggressive I mean don't be a beta onions cuck like you clearly are you fricking limp dick gay. Tell me who your crush is so I can go frick her tiny vapid brains out.
Just post your eyes already. Want the insight into the internal struggle of non-white leftists regarding sexism and realizing their men are by-far the most sexist, let’s see which one you are.
so... just softcore smut for wine aunts and teenage roasties, nice
fund it
her book is 30 dollars, just make up a bunch of bullshit and have clickbait title for news coverage and a lot of people will buy it.
goddammit i'm hard now wtf
WAIT
THERE IS AN AUDIOBOOK VERSION OF THIS NARRATED BY HER?!?
WHY YOU MAKING ME READ THIS SHIT INSTEAD OF LINKING US AUDIO OF HER SAYING IT
>Reading is good for you, zoom zoom. Even salacious trash like this will help you build empathy and stave off dementia.
That was meant for you.
I highly doubt reading this is going to make anybody empathetic or less demented
Reading is more interactive than a movie.
He's probably referring to the fact that you can listen to her narrate how she has seggs. You can find it on audible, use the trial free membership (this poster is not affiliated with Amazon™)
Some one posted it in a thread like this that got nuked yesterday. Just look for it on 4plebs (he said he'd leave it up for 24hrs).
Thanks brah
Fugg it's gone already www.4plebs.org/tv/thread/172622408/#172627272
It's archive.4plebs but it doesn't really matter now
I found it. It's on a website called mobilism. Can't post the link without getting janny'd, but all you have to do is sign up for free and download it
Forgot to say, ww.mobilism.me
She will never be relevant again.
Herr Nickelodion money running out, how much will the book money last?
>tfw she’s just jelly the iCarly revival is making millions and she missed out by shitting on the show.
What does she even do for money these days anyways?
residuals from icarly
suck diks on street corners
umph the aggressive mediocrity in this thread is stunning
aren't you guys afraid you are nothing but cliches?
which actresses' biographies have the most smut in them?
She was a childhood crush of mine, and now I jerk off to her memories of having degrading sex. Kek.
>She was a childhood crush of mine, and now I jerk off to her memories of having degrading sex. Kek.
I always thought she was gross but I want to jerk off to her saying this shit in the audiobook that she narrates
what do you reckon her pussy looks like now?
like salty milk and coins
I know this story well, she gave him a pity date because he was a fan of the show, but he was incredibly butthurt afterwards because she didn't frick him, which is incredible given that she's clearly a mentally damaged prostitute.
t. Pistons fan who thought he'd be a good player
Does she ever say "shitballs" or "wienerwaffle" in this book because reading these excerpts I get that vibe? Like millennial that wants to swear but not offend anyone
>What is her end goal?
get some pity roles
Thanks for ruining my incel day fricking gays. All this b***h prostitute c**t did to get money is frick suck and write about it stupid ass b***h I fricking hate women
There's no gender barrier there. You have the option as well.
How long until OF?
We would've had it, if not for gays buying her clothes.
>my mom called me fat dan schneider touched me one time and i banged a bunch of random dudes lol feel sorry for me now
fricking horrible
>my mom called me Fat Dan Schneider
That would frick me up
she hit the wall over 10 years ago, gotta cash in while the getting's good
>goes from innocent QT to major cougar
Jenette bros, we can't stop winning
>calls women moronic children and prostitutes
>gets zero pusy
yea I can't understand what ur doing wrong
what if your hopeful delusion is wrong
what if guys have sex and think these things at the same time
in your female brain this is an impossibility? no, it isn’t, you’re just mad and want to call us names to make yourself feel better
pathetic prostitute
i get pussy, though, chinkoid/mutt lolol
You said a no-no about a literal prostitute, that hurts my prostitute feelings and that means you are the bad guy word.
I was willing to hear her out at first, but after the softcore porn and the attention whoring about this book, I couldn't give a shit anymore.
The bit where the country music guitarist made her pussy wet was interesting
qrd?
i’m not surprised she’s secretly into white christian lifetime movie protags like all coal burners are but won’t ever humble or save themselves for
It was when she was in Nashville trying to make some money as a singer. She was 18 and the 27yo guitarist chad in her group kissed her and she wrote her thoughts at the time as "my vegana feels funny, but I'll worry about that later."
Later she was thinking about him and was about to text him when she felt a pulse in her vegana. She put her hand down her pants and her fingers were wet.
>that mother
>the Creator
Did she ever have a chance?
>Did she ever have a chance?
No, i didn’t, everybody totally raped me all the time and i was like, totally suffocating
Please buy my next book on audible
I will pirate it if it makes you feel any better
>I don't want to look sexual. I want to look like a child.
c-dicky bros? what did she mean by this?
>because one woman who was passed around hollywood israelites since she was a child grew up to be a prostitute means every one is as shallow and moronic
How fricking stupid are people on this site? The seethe from these incel posts is so strong I can almost see it.
who are you quoting
>gets called out on shit logic
>acts moronic
the logic in question was supplied by YOU…in your strawman…
so, the only person being moronic is you honey
see:
All this sperg out because some prostitute wrote a book about being a prostitute, how is saying every woman is like that not moronic?
there are tons of women like jeanette
sorry you’ve never met one and are now having cognitive dissonance and quoting everybody in the thread calling them incel
I've met horrible women and horrible men, both horrible in different ways, still not making broad generalizations because im not moronic.
no that actually means you’re the most moronic because you’re now ironically and hypocritically assuming to know personal details of anonymous people itt simply because they disagree with you and it hurt your feelings
sorry your feelings got hurt by this thread but your feelings mean nothing and are completely irrelevant
it's not just her, it's 99% of women everywhere
Let me guess, your source is the almost non-existent interactions you've had with women. That's a bullshit claim anon, and you know it. I know plenty of women who are nothing like that.
you’re not making anybody like women with what you’re doing
you’re defending prostitutes and prostitute behavior
prove you aren’t
Prove to me you're not a bitter incel
sure after you get me my proof i asked for first
i’m waiting, stupid prostitute
Obvious bait is obvious.
Like all white women.
Having sex with black men until she dies while white men fund her luxurious lifestyle, even it if means me tooing a top dog like Dan the Man.
>$27.99
do americans really?
I hate the look where their default mouth position without smiling reveals the entire line of teeth like that, close your mouth you stupid prostitute
Selling books I think its pretty obvious
>Lena Dunham
Going by the samples provided in this thread this might be the first book that makes you dumber for reading it. Amazing.
>rich, attractive, famous woman complaining about life not being even easier than it already is for her
Whiny b***h.
She very clearly suffers from severe insecurities from her mother, which is what the book is about. The whole thing is about the dumb shit she did because her mother was a piece of shit.
Not sure why this is difficult for you to understand, moron. The books title even points it out for you.
Many people's moms are pieces of shit, and those people aren't even a tenth as fortunate as her.
What the frick is that even supposed to mean, you piece of shit? Everyone has their own experience, you don't magically get perspective from knowing that people have it worse than you. You're still gonna be stuck in your own shit and it's admirable to actually try to sort it out instead of using the existence of worse suffering as an excuse to ignore it.
Simmer down. He was pointing out she's rich and famous and plenty of people have shitty families without having those other aspects of their life in which to seek refuge. If what the book says is true I feel badly for her, but think about the people who will never be paid big bucks to write about it (even if they sprinkle in as wiener sucking stories as she managed).
>everything is my mom's fault, or someone elses fault. Not my fault though
classic w behavior
>jeanette will never suck you off
>and pay off all your debt for you
absurdly rich israeli producers with satanic shrines in their homes did nothing wrong you fricking cucks. their based just like god emperor trump
I was expecting a big reveal about Dan and/or Miranda. But she only talks about vanilla stuff. Shame.
I was hoping for a Freddie dick size reveal.
womn will have sex with u if you make it clear that's what you want from them, but you have to toe the line cause if you go to hard you enter creep territory. It sounds dumb but it's just a social filter they put up to filter out autistic morons who don't know how to be subtle while still showing their intentions.
After she got blacked she wanted to go back.
she’ll never get her country star white chad
she’ll just complain about the awkward sex she VOLUNTARILY had inbetween oscar parties and hot tub champagne
I'm still surprised Miranda agreed to do iCarly again. She was abused as much as Jennette by Dan. It's weird.
money talks
Miranda is set for life since she was 16.
>She was abused as much as Jennette
Dan offered her a sip of irish coffee too huh?
Are you serious lol
That's the worst of what Jennette said happened in her book. And she didn't take le heckin hush money from Nick.
HOLY WALL, BATMAN
she had a hard life... full of wieners... and semen
How old is she in these sex stories?
her age doesn’t matter, chud, only the gap between her and the white rapists!
Steven was italian
so not israeli or POC aka white aka privileged aka you’re going to JAIL.
See
That's Andre Drummond (not Steve), moron.
Italians are black
Late teens (but mentally she's at best a freshman in highschool). Mormon/grew up in a bubble with a controlling mother.
Her mom was literally right to do all the things she did since her daughter is rich and famous as a result.
>rich
That's right. She's not even employed.
There's a part in the book where her mother catches her dad watching porn. She tells the kids and makes them refer to him by his first name instead of "dad." At the mother's funeral it comes out that he wasn't their real dad.
She also prevented her from being raped by Hollywood elites.
Almost all the damage to Jeannette life was self inflicted and she still blames her mother.
this
the true tragedy is that it’s all modern women that are like this
>an important cultural document
I want to know why Miranda became a coked out gangbang prostitute, Jennete. For science.
the more i read about women the more i wonder how anyone deluded themselves into thinking they were "the fairer sex" or whatever
Unrestrained they reveal their true nature.
They used to be really good at hiding what they really are. I wonder what leftist women think is gonna happen in the future. Do they really think nonwhites are less sexist so their increasing numbers is good? Do they think they’ll retain their status and not become agreeable submissive women if shit crashes? Do white girls not realize the insane animosity that’s held towards them and how it’s going to get worse and more open as their demographic continues to suicide? Really sheltered people.
i honestly think white women are almost done for
people are waking up fast because of shit like this
the real red pill is realizing that while there are shadowy cabals trying to control and steer the world in certain directions they are all fricking moronic and their plans rarely if ever work out just as they intended
>their plans rarely if ever work out
doubt
how could you know?
>how could you know?
Easy, just look at something like race relationships and see how the same media conglomerates that have been controlled by the exact same people have shifted from shitting on minorties to, minorities aren't that bad, to color blindness, and now most recently shitting on whitey.
Hell just take a look at the state of the world does the shit that is going on right now look like a carefully executed plan going right for you?
>look at the state of the world does the shit that is going on right now look like a carefully executed plan going right for you?
yes
What was his name again?
Dan "The Creator" Schneider
Why did she not bring up all the molestation?
Dan is really an interesting case study in someone getting canceled not even explicitly by anyone naming him but just by the weird themes in his work and the slow trickling out of information about him behind the scenes. It is unironically the most "organic" cancelling I can think of.
To get me to drain my balls inside her.