What is it about men on boats that make it so Kino?
I saw The Terror, Master and Commander and I just finished The North Water
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What is it about men on boats that make it so Kino? I saw The Terror, Master and Commander and I just finished The North Water
It's the only profession that permits men to truly enter their own element.
>It's the only profession that permits men to truly enter their own element.
Raping cabin boys?
Got to clean the pipes somehow.
It's dark in the cabin, perhaps he fell!
>Battle the sea for months on end
>First this anon thinks of is men fricking each other in the ass
It's called "sovl"
But no. It's about how men rise or fall on the challenge of being out in a beautiful environment where they have to rely on each other.
Actually, I'd go further, it's about the realisation that men will actually serve each other in tricky situations.
Sucking dick?
>is born a male
>due to a weak father or over bearing mother or child abuse never develops into a man
>is bullied
>mutilates its body with hormones and surgery
>can’t stand seeing masculinity
>comes into boat kino threads and seethes and projects
Many such cases, SAD!
Its also one of the professions where experience and intestinal fortitude truly matters.
watch Mutiny on the Bounty
Which one?
>still not Deep Dark Rising 2
wake me up when its out
>I just finished The North Water
Me too, what the hell?
Collin Farrell is something else
but i dont think i would like to be a sailor in real life
I don’t know, but you may be onto something. Even the boat episode of that Love Death and Robots show is quite good, and that show is mostly trash.
Bad Traveling, I think it was called.
>and that show is mostly trash.
why watch it then?
why dig in the dirt for gold?
but you can drop it. you don't have to watch every episode. just watch the ones that look good. the episodes aren't connected, right?
Sure but how are you going to know which ones are the good ones before watching them? Go on some kind of website that talks about television and receive an actual opinion?
Some stories are good. It's just like many anthologies, a few good episodes and some mediocre filler, plus one or two bad ones per season
>What is it about men on boats that make it so Kino?
No women
Was 'The North Water' any good? I heard some people here saying it was meh and others saying it was pretty good. I'm always looking out for good boat kino
it's The Terror but with more rape and murder and less magic bears, it depends on your personal taste which one you think is better
but if you like boats you should like it either way
How much discussion about dwindling stores is there, as a percentage of total runtime?
It's very good especially the two episodes. Farrel is pure kino.
Just give it a try Black person, it's 5 episodes
Masculine environment. Hierarchy, duty, discipline, order, camaraderie, cooperation, exploration, overcoming, coming together, toughness, attitude, brutality, civility, banter
All of this plus you are stuck dealing with each other for months at a time. You have to cooperate under stressful circumstances.
Obviously you don't know they bugger each other in the frigid atlantic
See also: prison, which also provides an excellent environment to make kino
Its because they're English.
Watch Hornblower, as well
Friendship and brotherhood.
Now, a roastie watching this scene would immediately come to the conclusion that these characters are actually gay for each other because of "subtext." Women simply cannot comprehend a bond like this, and any close male relationship must be fetishized as homosexual for them. It's why "Frodo and Sam are gay" is memed so much. Women can't fathom brotherhood forged in fire because they harbor resentment for other women.
How do we solve the woman problem? Theyre pretty, smell nice, soft, and sometimes they do cool things. But theyre also deplorable as humans. What do
genetically re-engineering them from the ground up. they're just one big trash fire
Women have no friends. They have close enemies.
Erebus and Terror. Doomed expeditions. I've seen the corpse at Natl Geographic. I was never the same
someone post the png of movies guys watch.
you mean this? hurts to look at no matter how many times i see it.
Thanks based dubsman, I think it is time for me to rewatch For a Few Dollars More.
Jaws and Waterworld suck
>Jaws and Waterworld suck
Jaws is a perfect fricking film if your attention span is above a goldfish.
>you need an attention span for fricking Steven Spielberg
Kek
>captain ron better fricking be on here
>it is
You're alright Cinemaphile
>No The Beach Bum
The heart of the sea is shit af
Missing so many boat kinos
Why was 'Black Sails' so shit? Boats shows are usually very good but I ended up dropping BS part way through the first season.
it was made by americans
So was the Terror
What an awful opinion. BS was one of the few shows that kept getting better and better as it went along. Pure pirate kino.
what an awful opinion
other boatkinos are about boats, black sails is about women and love triangles
Season 2 finale is unironically the best single episode of anything ever made and you missed out on it
because it isnt about boats or piracy or living on the sea. its a soap opera about homosexuality, girlboss energy and drama.
stopped watching as soon as i realized that overacting mulatto prostitute was going to be a major character
it's good really worth watching
starts pretty uneven but gets better, season 2 and 3 are kino
4 was a bit overstaying its welcome it was weak
watch ice station zebra for some boatkino
Aren't you forgetting a little someone?
The Terror's OST was kino
RIP Markus Fjellstrom
Did anyone ever figure out his cause of death? He was like 38 or something.
>born in Luleå
Probably from a cirrhosis of the liver by drinking himself to death every sunless winter
Watch Horatio Hornblower
I love boat kino bros. A fond memory I have was when I broke up with a long time gf and began to read The Terror in the middle of winter. I'd turn the furnace pretty low, pretty much off, and curl into a thick comforter and read as the snow fell outside my window. Probably the most content I'd ever been.
The show didn't disappoint. Anyways what I'm here to say is that boat kino is always kino because it generally lacks women, it's just the bros against nature and the sea. Also im druk okay thanks bye. ALSO before i go i must say that the narrative of arthur pym is based and Poe's best work, i dont care yeah i said it okay BYE i forgot this was Cinemaphile. thank ya
Women ruin kino
>Tunbaq... refuses to meet with me.
>TUNBAQ REFUSES TO MEET WITH ME!
whats this?
Its the most visceral natural environment.
I think space is kino for the same reasons
Man is meant to be there, but we are, and we're meant to conquer it
isnt* meant to be there
shouldnt post /druk/ 🙁
Cheers drukbro.
Ah, for just one time
I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea
Tracing one warm line
through a land so wild and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea
thank you stan, very cool
The bounty with Mel Gibson and Anthony Hopkins
Mutiny on the bounty with Trevor howard and Marlon Brando
1492 conquest of paradise
Is jaws boat kino?
Don't forget about pirates of the carribean movies, kino
AMA
Is this what's it's like sailing at the equator?
Yeah this was taken at the east pole
go get that rust
God damn that's kino.
there's like 10 of you on board and it mostly sails itself?
How do I get a job like that? What would I need to go to school for?
you can be an oiler with a pulse and a weekend coast guard course
What do you do, anon?
brotherly hardship
lack of women
A man navigates reality like a boat in a sea. Reality is beautiful, but hostile. Unpredictable. Men steer a course toward a single goal and hardness nature to steer through nature.
A boat is like a social organisation that men fit into. Everyone on the same team. All working for the same goal. All implicitly bros by virtue of being toward the same goal.
The boat is also like how men make social structures, habits, external things that they use to the point where it's like they're living in those things and those things are part of them.
>love boatkino
>hate boats (always get sick)
At least I still have aircraftkino, anons. Never get sick or scared in a plane.
I had a chance to do Merchant Marine but I pussied out and now I'm a 39 year old drunk working city gov who copes with boat kino.