What is quintessential pseud-core?

What is quintessential pseud-core?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Godard joint
    Any Jodorowsky joint
    Any Wenders joint
    Any Linklater joint

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your top 5

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Claire's Breast (Massivo Titti, 1973)
        My Mother is a prostitute (Jean-Pierre Mondieu, 1984)
        Ivan's Pidorhood (Andrei Dumbassky, 1962)
        14/88 (Benissimo Fellato, 1958)
        Get Out (Jordan Peele, 2017)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is unironically gayer than having MCU as top 5

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. embryo moment

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no Big Shit
          Fricking morons with their worthless opinions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a about spike lee and spike jonze joints?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're fine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but also David Lynch

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the contrary, David Lynch is a pseud filter (that makes you pseud, congratulations)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm intelligent for consuming this product
          Thanks for being so quick to prove my point

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, famalam. Lynch filters redditors. And he hates autists and nerds.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weird since most of his fans are autists and nerds

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Autists almost never have any interest or understanding of art and can't watch anything that is open ended. Everything must make sense and they have a huge need for closure. That's why so many autists get stuck watching stuff that's intended for kirds long into their childhood. Lynch is pretty much as far away as posible from the stuff autists enjoy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >childhood
              *adulthood, I meant

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Takes one to know one I guess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf I actually agree. Good list

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Any Godard joint
      Even a woman is a woman?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1960-1964 Godard is fine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think most people can agree on Godard.

      David O. Russell
      Darren Aronofsky
      Claire Denis
      Nine Menkes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Man From Earth

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    words to sound smart

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any and every film starring reddits favorite meme actress sarah gadon

    • 4 weeks ago
      least enthusiastic tvchan shill

      We know she mined coal at the coal mine

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would classify him as more midwit core. Small difference but there's more honesty in why his fans like his movies and fewer pretensions of it being more than that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, at least with the Nolan filmbro crowd you can tell they became fan because they legitimately enjoyed his flicks in cinema.

        Any filmmaker that people actively seek out to watch in order to appear smart is pseudcore. From my experience Tarkovsky fans were the biggest pseuds.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any film considered a "classic"

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Kubric. The answer is Kubrick. There is no against this, there's no argument for why something else would be a better fit, and anyone who says anything either didn't think of Kubrick or they're pseuds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask Kubrick to pay rent already

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry that you feel hurt by the truth pseud.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Says the homosexual who autistically cry over a dead man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      typical response. go back to europe please

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    red scare pod

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only listen to them ironically

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely everything from directors ending with -ski.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about -sky?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any reddit movie

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woody Allen

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Villeneuve.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fight club
    blade runner
    nightcrawler
    drive
    taxi driver

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fight club
      Anyone who thinks fight club has a solution instead of just critique is pseud yes, but I was kind of shocked by how well the themes of that movie aged.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything PTA

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    V for vendetta

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fight Club and A24 horror movies
    >Tom King comics
    >Planetscape Torment, Celeste and Final Fantasy IX vidya

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FF9
      homie wat

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything made by Denis Villeneuve.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie isn't as smart as it thinks it is

    Because it's a fricking movie, you dipshit.The real pseuds are anyone who turns to a movie or a TV show for any reason besides entertainment.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quintessential pseudism is simply hating anything popular or fun unsolicited. There's nothing wrong with loving anything that makes you happy, pseuds try to prop up their artificial status by belittling and demeaning anything they feel they can use as ammunition to make themselves look morally/intellectually superior.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That goes for you too. I'm putting you in check pseud!

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the identifier of the pseud is someone who seems to just like every classic "artistic" or "challenging" movie/director they see. And if they can't properly explain in their own words why they like it that also gives it away. I don't hold it against anyone for liking any movie until I hear their opinion of it. Pseuds will give the most textbook, movie-critic-like opinion that doesn't sound like they got it on their own. Dostoevsky knew this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I think the identifier of the pseud is someone who seems to just like every classic "artistic" or "challenging" movie/director they see.
      I think you're the pseud. You're the one trying to make movie appreciation into a demonstration of intellectualism, which by its very nature is pseudo-intellectual. There's nothing wrong with enjoying classic films, and there's nothing wrong with a neophyte not yet having developed discriminating enough tastes to separate what he genuinely likes and what he simply appreciates as an encoding of aesthetic, nostalgic styles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, stop being a pseud anon. You are not impressing anybody.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively correct, Idk why the replies to you are seething.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of YOUR favorite movies. Meanwhile all of MY favorite movies are kino of the highest order

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything directed Nolan.
    Interstellar is probably the king of this.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know what
    I MISS MILLENNIAL HIPSTERS
    it all only went down from there

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interstellar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could just say Nolan and Aronofsky there

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frasier, every episode.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your biopic

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every single film here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's pseud about Bone Tomahawk? Seems like a pretty standard western flick without any challenging narratives or themes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon it's a joke
        those are all good movies
        he wants you to be angry because he collated a list of widely appreciated films and brusquely called them "pseudointellectual"
        that's how the bait-and-response repartee works

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To my young zoomer friends, the joke here, of course, is that every one of these films is positively brilliant.

      Except the asian ones, I don't watch asian movies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon it's a joke
        those are all good movies
        he wants you to be angry because he collated a list of widely appreciated films and brusquely called them "pseudointellectual"
        that's how the bait-and-response repartee works

        Primer is peak pseud though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. If you didn't understand it that's ok.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Synecdoche NY is the exact opposite of brilliant, it is one of the most evil pieces of art ever made

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry the film made you feel uncomfortable. That doesn't make it "pseudo-intellectual", however. The only thing pseudo-intellectual is posturing like not appreciating a film makes you intelligent.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's emasculating as frick. The direction and the idea of time passing and you losing opportunities were very good, but it's full of anti-male pozzed propaganda.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Brown Bunny
        >positively brilliant

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That, and "Extension du domaine" whatever are actually the only things on that list I haven't seen. What's bad about it? Everything else on there is kino.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brown bunny is just a guy driving with a shitty a soundtrack and crying for 90 minutes. theres a blowjob scene but I couldnt get that far

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2001: A Space Odyssey

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Band of Brothers

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything Tarantino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite. Pseudo-intellectuals hate Tarantino because liking his movies doesn't make them look smart

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beyond one's own comprehension
    >PSEUD!

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True Detective, anything by Lynch, pretending to genuinely enjoy Hitchwiener in the current year, pretending that Mad Men is anything more than a soap opera for men that wish they were real men to vicariously live through the Sword Art Online tier protagonist of the show, Easy Rider, the Deer Hunter. There is a lot more, but I can only think about those right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To watch Mad Men for more than 10 minutes straight you need to either be sub-95 IQ, a woman, or israeli.
      There is NO way a three-digiter white man can watch that slop

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Strangelove

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caring only about plot
    Caring only about metaphor
    Thinking effects can't be good just because they're digital
    Thinking sound is unimportant

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Von Trier
    Aronofsky
    Lanthimos. Especially Dogshit.
    Zulawski
    Sono
    Bong Ho
    Tarantino

    Anti-pseud: Tinto Brass

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that StoneToss?

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