what is she contributing to the enterprise?

what is she contributing to the enterprise?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    muh dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      creep

      Her? Jack shit.
      >oh frick I'm feeling something! It isn't right Captain!
      Shut up prostitute and wear your uniform.

      gay

      MILK

      based

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her? Jack shit.
    >oh frick I'm feeling something! It isn't right Captain!
    Shut up prostitute and wear your uniform.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also sometimes she can feel shit from the surface when they're in orbit yet other times she can't feel shit in the same room she's in
      fricking useless character all she ever did was piss me off

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rikers onahole

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MILK

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SHE'S NOT WEARING HER UNIFORM AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AAAAHAHHHHHHH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Admiral

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was right though. b***h was wearing her pajamas for six seasons.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    breasts. they were shameless early on, more extreme cleavage, skirts, ass shots, lessened it in the middle, then made her an actual character during the last two seasons. her being told to take off the fricking yoga bunny suit is kino, and very smart meta-commentary on her character up until that point.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dollar store Guinan. When she lost her telepathic powers she had a complete meltdown. If it wasn't for that she'd be completely worthless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets hired for her telepathic powers
      >She'd be useless without her powers
      Galaxy class genius

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In-universe: Psychic
    Real reason: Sexual relief
    inb4 psychiatrist - Guinan was a way better "counselor" than her

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien is screaming furiously through the view screen
    >"I sense he is very angry captain"
    Clearly she's there to give the senior officers blowjobs during downtime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in the future everyone will have autism

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    greek yoghurt

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the theory that in the future everyone is autistic and so her magic skill is just a normie ability to detect emotion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's such a Reddit idea, those autists would definitely come up with something like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly makes it "reddit"? Unlike all of Cinemaphile, I don't actually spend a single minute on Reddit, so I really don't know what it's like over there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a frick what you think. It's an enjoyable idea, shithead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'M DETECTING THAT THE SOIBERG BASED LIFEFORM IS ANGRY CAPTAIN

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Noted. Mr. Worf arm phasors and photon torpedoes, lock on basedberg and prepare to fire on my signao

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Captain, I sense these Romulans are lying to us
    >No shit, counsellor. Why do I pay you again?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    helping the 98% moronic autistic crew (and star trek audience) on the enterprise understand how other peoples emotions work

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking useless, and her "empath" ability seemed to vary from straight up mind reading to basic empathy depending on what the plot required.
    Also, pic related was the real councillor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Councillor
      I'm dumb as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keeps Barclay in his place, preventing him from going GIGAmode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sigma grindset

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like every starship doing exploration/diplomacy would have a mandatory mind reading empath on board
    They're too useful if you ask me.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all stupid macho jokes aside, her character gave the enterprise and the starfleet less of a military/science feel. It shows that there is a spot for exploring the human existence in space, and not just physical anomalies that occur and or political quarrels.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerking off the horny young men who can't find a gf a billion light years from earth

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just watched the pilot for the first time yesterday why is literally every character turbo autistic???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bad writing but everyone that watches is autistic so it works

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's a people person. She has people skills.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she contributed a lot to the plumbing on the enterprise

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    breasts.

    It is well known in more advanced societies (of which the society shown in star trek is one) that the effectiveness of any organisation is strongly related to the number of cracking racks that are accessible to the leaders of said organisation. Too many and the organisation will inevitably succumb to a form of milky-ennui, where it's members are perfectly satisfied, being as they are, treated to a veritable smorgasbord of delicious breasts everywhere they look. Too few and the organisation will only engage in activities which will increase the availability of sweater puppies, ignoring it's other goals in a funbag-obsessed furvour that will ultimately fatally undermine the ability of the organisation to do anything - a coomer catastrophe, if you will.

    Get the balance just right, and you have yourself an organisation equipped to explore the stars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jej
      you frickin cracked the code anon

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was that episode of Riker in holodeck, where he's yelling and everyone on the bridge because they were fakes. In comes Deanna and says Will I sense how upset you are. NO FRICKING SHIT?!?!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She contributes a woke perspective.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's only there because Gene Roddenberry was a degenerate womanizer who needed a babe on set.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't explain why all the other Treks have babes on set, even after he died

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She served the same purpose as this crewmember on the ISS Enterprise

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like this character, what the frick bros. this thread surprises me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      trannies and women don't like her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Noooo you can't have a women with a functioning uterus on screen it affects the severity of my mental illness

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morpheus, set the program to milk

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's the ship's counselor, the Enterprise has families on board unlike other ships. wife giving you shit for working a double, go to Tori and snuggle with her milkers for 30 minutes.
    Tori feeds off positive emotions. if love her milkies enough to make her wet you get an extra half hour to fill her with cummies.

    most of the male crew except Gordie, Wesley and Reg have experienced her bliss.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that episode where they had her as captain if all the other deck members are missing and she fricks it up? She contributes NOTHING but big breasts.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those lenses were and hair were frick ups, Marina Sirtis is gorgeous naturally

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'd rather be stuck on a tin can in space with only wieners and ugly blue alien pussy? Lame.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She is contributing BOOBA

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    questionable at best advice, getting actual Starfleet personnel killed and >I FEEEEL THEM

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing but a pretty face. I bet she relived the crew of some stress if they wished to do so.

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