What is something annoying about you that Larry David would make an episode about?
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What is something annoying about you that Larry David would make an episode about?
I’m a blacks midget
beet?
probably that I think he's annoying.
"get a load of this guy huh he doesn't enjoy my companay"
god the fricking ego on this guy he's not funny at all. I like dry humor I like dirty humor he's just not good at at. He also strikes me as a huge pervert who thinks that's somehow an endearing quality.
>He also strikes me as a huge pervert who thinks that's somehow an endearing quality.
all israelites in show biz are perverted
Frick me Larry looks like he's dying and is that Chalamet?
Yeah, I think Timothee might be friends with his daughter or something.
Larry is fricking him. That's why he's in so many movies despite being a rat-faced twink.
Larry courted him for two separate roles in the newest season of curb. One was Young Larry and the other was an actor Larry was courting to be young Larry, although that might have just been a character he wrote based on his interactions with Chalemet.
>Frick me Larry looks like he's dying
you mean he finally gained a fricking wrinkle after 40 years into middle age? the man went bald in his 20s and looked the exact same for most of his life
I discuss israeli conspiracy theories loudly in public
Literally me. But i would turn to larry and say "but you're one of the good ones"
kek and shalom
Anti-Semitism
I produce too much saliva and drool quite often on accident. One time I was talking to my boss and put my head down to look at papers and drool spilled out all over them. My boss had to take the papers with him and probably saw the splatter, if not the actual drool coming out.
I don't know why but I drool on my wife all the time. Can't help it.
I very rarely acknowledge people I know when I walk past them. Some people think it's autism, but in reality I'm a c**t and hate people I don't have sex with
I think Larry would actually respect this. There is an episode about how much he hates the “stop and chat” and wishes people would just leave him alone
In many ways Larry David has a similar personality to mine, and if I was rich as frick I would act out a lot more. Im just not a dirty israelite.
I pretend I'm on the spectrum but really I'm just incredibly rude and blunt and I dislike most people. Also one of my molars broke and I don't have the money to get it fixed so now my breath literally smells like a portapotty at an abandoned construction site.
ironically have you tried garlic?
I think Roman Polanksi is a filthy rapist and people that defend him should be stripped naked and dragged through the streets to be humiliated and spit on.
I pick wet boogers.
It would be pretty funny to hear Larry and Leon discuss boogers though
>Larry drinking cup of coffee in diner
>sees me in traffic at a stop light
>picking wet booger out of my nose and rolling it in my fingers until I can flick it
>Larry can't even drink his coffee and leaves the diner
>goes to suzy and jeffs house for a party
>I'm there as a guest
>offer to shake his hand after saying I'm a fan
>he refuses because the hand was used to pick boogers
>Suzy yells at him to shake my fricking hand
>jeff tells Larry that it was probably someone else
>larry says it's true that I pick wet boogers
>they go to dinner anyway
>Larry says dinner was the best he ever had
>Suzy announces that I made everything for dinner "by hand"
>Larry starts convulsing at the table and throws up
>well what kind of booger was it, Larry? A wet booger is very different than a dry booger. A dry booger is much more forgiving. I’d give him the booger pass, Larry.
>Booger pass? There are no passes for boogers! The dry ones are no different from the wet ones. The wet ones all dry eventually. It's nasal waste and unsanitary.
fricking KEK
it's so easy to write curb but it never gets any less funny
HDMi cable
I’m a handsome, well-spoken, affluent, educated, and pious lebanese christian who frequently beds israeliteesses. We’d be like cats and dogs!!!
he'd probably let you frick his daughter
ol' pete davidson got a piece of that
I have a tendency to breathe loudly and heavily through my nostrils. As such, the resultant whistling noise would inevitably drive Larry insane.
The amount of israelites in hollywood never really hit me until I watched this show, almost EVERY person of even the smallest amount of significance in this show is israeli, its actually incredible this doesnt get called out more when people refer to representation in hollywood, watching curb your enthusiasm actually made me believe in conspiracy theories
lol jinx!
great minds, buddy!
it's a show by israelites, about israelites
and notice how insufferable and petty lot of the main cast are
regardless i still enjoy watching it
Its hbo. No one complained about the sopranos being too italian.
The push for diversity is generally in things aimed at all ages or specifically kids, the justification being "kids need to see heroes who look like themselves" or something like that.
>getting triggered by curb your enthusiasm
stop being so fragile
>became a mask because a show about israeli people had israelites in it
pathetic
how do israelites get away with making a show entirely about israelites (and one black guy)? but don't get canceled for being "too white"?
>remembers who owns hollywood and journalism
oh right
my dad is a huge larry david fan and loved seinfeld. one day he was watching an episode of curb where larry was making a bunch of israelite jokes and my dad said 'i dont understand how gets away with all these israelite jokes!' and i told him 'dad, he is israeli, they're all israeli, him, seinfeld, elaine, etc." and he said "are you sure? i thought he was christian. david is a christian name right? david and goliath from the bible?" "dad... all their names are israeli. they all have whiney israeli accents. half their jokes are all israelite jokes." "israeli accents? no, they are just new yorkers. i grew up in new york. thats just how people talk from new york. I am pretty sure jerry seinfeld is a christian---"
i had to walk out of the room.
How the frick can someone who's a fan of Larry David not know he's israeli when they mention it in nearly every Curb episode?
he thought larry was just playing a israelite on the show.
One of the funniest episodes was where Larry thought he was adopted and actually Christian and there’s a montage of him riding a horse, chugging beer, or dressing like pic related
while sad your dad's naivety is extremely representative of the boomer generation
they had and continue to have no idea about the media they consume
it's literally impossible to redpill these people no matter what you put in front of their faces
Is your dad Catholic? I grew up with casual Catholic New Yorkers who didn't realize that the Old Testament is israeli.
I mentioned some actor was israeli to my dad and he didnt believe me. The next day he was sitting at the computer on some clickbait article reading a list of every israeli actor in hollywood and he kept going "noooo not him too!" Every minute or so. It was fascinating to see the wheels turning and him finally "getting it"
kek
Did you tell him about the "Early Life" meme?
about as believable as those moronic single mothers making posts on social media about how their 4 year old daughter wrote a heartfelt letter asking why america hates women and black people. this shithole really has become twitter for men.
that's when you know someone's ultra antisemetic when they literally can't accept that someone they really like is israeli rofl
yeah reminds me of /misc/ and not accepting hitler/trump/jesus/bobby fischer were israelites
Im gay
My stinky dick/balls. I don't think there is anyone that can be within 100 feet of me that wouldn't take notice of my pubital stench. I myself have to think about it around every minute or two. I think he would have something to say about that.
I'm constantly singing or humming while I work.
My whole being. I'm very annoying.
This post annoys me greatly.
I refuse to drink out of any vessel that isn't glass. Unless I'm on the go, but then I only like it to be a paper cup, not plastic. ESPECIALLY if it's a warm liquid.
I can't stand people's normal mannerisms. Even normal stuff I just want them to stop.
I don’t eat condiments.
>just a plain hamburger for me, larry
>waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
>bum bum bum
No condiments on anything?
Nah man. I’m a dry boy.
That could actually be an episode
Should he make an episode where people on the street keep asking him about his time at Boca Juniors?
Just remake Falling Down shot-for-shot but with Larry instead of Michael Douglas
I wear a watch and whenever someone asks me for the time I always refuse or purposefully give them the wrong time.
Whenever I eat, I use an excessive amount of napkins like 15-20 minimum even if it's not something messy.
and then you go out to dinner with larry, use all the napkins, and he ends up "accidentally" wiping his hands on suzie's priceless jacket or something
and he spends the rest of the episode trying to get another jacket, and there's a pun about napkins at the end
christ i feel like this is already an episode. i love the show but its super formulaic
I think there is an episode of Curb where Larry is actually the person that uses tons of napkins and gets in trouble for taking a ton home with his take out order.
maybe they should have larry move out to montana and make fun of rural people next
I reuse my fart bags until they rip.
I'm a loud sneezer.