What is the appeal of Candace?

What is the appeal of Candace?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slapstick

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >flip phones
    Man I feel old now, about to be 24, I miss the 2000s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Man I feel old now
      I born in 1978...fricking newbies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How was slavery?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >old person doesn't know what newbie means
        where has the culture gone? he at least knew to use newbie as an insult, i should be happy about that

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    squirrels in her pants

    Also she's a redhead, and redheads are hot. Screw you Hellywood for replacing them with darkies.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More Candace feet please

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Feet

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never gets her way despite doing nothing wrong, yoiu can't help but root for her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? Candace always gets her way, the only exception being busting her brothers to Mom.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Relatable in a cast full of nutjobs.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute, fun, adorable and not immune to slapstick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Mom Attractor
      You just know...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Phineas and Ferb were jacking off to her while she was sunbathing before she caught them.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Candace dick fit in your bootay

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      truteal

      Candace was designed in the 90s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      late bloomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ugh, that design. I appreciate that it's not just "kid head on tall body" like most of the other designs in that episode but there's just something off about it relative to her current and future design.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So when did she get implants?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Linda's genes eventually kicked in.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Linda's genes eventually kicked in.

            She also had kids.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I need more sexy work with milf Candace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vanessa is also bustier than her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vanessa is bustier than a lot of adult women on the show though and was already ahead of Candace years ago.

  11. 2 years ago
    truteal

    >The fact that she gets shat on by fate made her more interesting than her brothers/the star of her brothers' subplots
    >She was voiced by Ashley Tinsdale (for teen girls who thought cartoons were too childish)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Le cou de crayon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Cou" is masculine, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm making jokes about how i'm so moronic and terminally online that hearing "le" makes me think of trollface.

          it ain't that deep.

          How was slavery?

          from one zoomer to another i dread to see how you'd react when you reach 30.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He be the greatest generation in comparison

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's a proactive a flawed character which is rare for female characters to be.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically loved her personality first then started to appreciate her petite figure.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I found her ccuuttee back then

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Magnetic personality.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tall.

    Thin.

    Redheaded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Redheaded
      But her hair isn't red, it's orange.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her head looks like the letter P
    Porn begins with the letter P
    Ergo Candace is pure porn

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly flawed and constantly paying for it, but still genuinely sympathetic. Candice wouldn't be nearly as interesting if she always won or if she was just a two-dimensional b***h.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has science gone too far

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She can wrstele an alligator AND WIN.
    She can, correctly, disassemle her brothers inventions.
    She's a sweet and caring person.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some people really loves giraffes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't like neck?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        artificially makes people taller

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Especially The Dangiraffe!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She will be in Hamster and Gretel?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It would be a good cameo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If that's how she does it, it'd be worth getting caught.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Proceeds to plunge her giraffe tongue down your throat
        I would die happy.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pretty cute outfit.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's like Tom from T&J but a girl and can sing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Candace is actually FUNNY.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    none she's a cartoon character bro

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a shitpost?
    Candice is the best character in the decade

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of mean she always wants to get her brothers in trouble though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it started off as a genuine concern for their well-being since a lot of their Big Ideas actually are dangerous but is now more about proving to Linda that she isn't a liar/crazy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That episode had so much sole

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dan and Swampy really should have pitched a Stacy and Candace spinoff or even a Stacy in OWCA instead of the Fireside Girls or Doof 101.

      The latter probably could have worked as the B-portion of a show like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Brown girl in fish out of water story
        Almost ahead of it’s time, but unfortunately Stacy’s straight instead of lesbian, so the show wouldn’t work out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stacy isn't gay; just Candacesexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He didn’t say Stacy was gay - he said because she’s vocally super fricking straight, she couldn’t get a show

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Vanessa is a lot less gay acting than Stacy and she got a spinoff pitch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kelly Hu was too busy being a big star which is why they largely replaced Stacey with Vanessa.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Candace is a great example of a female buttmonkey. Which is always nice to see.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Candace is at her best when she just rolls with things.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's Candace?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can these balls fit in ur mouth?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE

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