What is the best episode?

What is the best episode?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    da paper

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one where Spongebob and Patrick are in a hermetically sealed environment and accidentally release what they claim is a monster. Said monster interacts with the public and the public doesn’t seem to care. Then, our intrepid heroes tell the public it’s an existential threat. The public destroys their society trying to avoid something that is harmless. Spongebob and Patrick happily look around at the ruins and say “think what might have happened if we didn’t tell everyone about the monster.”

    Wouldn’t it be weird if a similar situation happened IRL? Nah, that would be too improbable. The general public isn’t that stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The extreme closeups of a bug with defeaning buzzing sounds was my favorite part of the episode. I laughed at it every time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Said monster interacts with the public and the public doesn’t seem to care
      You made that part up. The comparison to COVID was apt until you felt the need to invent shit that didn't happen in the episode to make the comparison even clearer, hack.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Krabs and Squidward were both unaffected by it when they first saw it. Then, because they were primed by the fear machine, they freaked out after they got a close up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing Covid ended up not affecting society that much at all, and that all the 'ruining' you mention is just crap that has been happening for decades or a fantasy for morons who think their life is a movie.

        >covid
        the 'monster' is bigoted white people, not your stupid meme scamdemic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing Covid ended up not affecting society that much at all, and that all the 'ruining' you mention is just crap that has been happening for decades or a fantasy for morons who think their life is a movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You absolute homosexual, the scamdemic revealed most buttholes to be easily controllable malicious bootlickers. How many fricking boosters have you taken?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t-two more weeks!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the scamdemic revealed most buttholes to be easily controllable malicious bootlickers
          you are a literal child and cannot figure out how to read about what happened before you left school, let alone before you were born

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Several million people died, a sizable number of which you people are directly to blame for. The only saving grace for you is that many of them were boomers, fats, and blacks, so it's impossible to say if it was bad or not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, you're welcome.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying the plan-demic killed them or the first ever vaccine you needed to get more than once?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the first ever vaccine you needed to get more than once?
          are you moronic? COVID isn't the first vaccine to be needed more than once

          ever heard of the Flu shot? tetanus and diphtheria shots? HPV?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Squidward time travel episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Idiot Box or Big Pink Loser or

      Spongebob has no memorable episodes, only memorable quotes.

      Frick off contrarian zoomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SB-129

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They barely aired it in my country (not counting cable) so it and the valentine's episode are probably the classic episodes I have seen less times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or the Sandy hibernation episode or tge magic conch episode.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Christmas episode because it has a really catchy song in it thats been stuck in my head for decades

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick now it’s stuck in my head

      ITS SHAPING UP TO BE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Band Geeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweeeet Victory!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that overrated piece of shit so much it's unreal
      Love from Rock Bottom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seventh post best post

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Graveyard Shift

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably my pick but I just really enjoy any of the weirder eps from S2 or 3

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spongebob has no memorable episodes, only memorable quotes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If all the dialogue in an episode is memorable quotes, doesn't that make the episode itself memorable?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would if it was all the dialogue, but I think it's mostly just random quotes which can't always be placed in context.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Recite all the dialogue from any episode. You can't.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          almost every line if not literally every line from band geeks is quoteable from the beginning and easily remembered

          >Hello we understand you have dying animals on the premises
          First line of the episode

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >First line of the episode
            Go on, continue. You said ALL the dialogue in the episodes are memorable quotes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nta, but kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every American between the age of 35 and 20 knows the pizza delivery episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any and all episodes from the first four seasons.
      >Wee woo wee woo

      >first four seasons
      >four
      You will never be a classic season

      where did it go so wrong bros

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that guy in the middle is one of my favorite actors that i dont know his name but always enjoy when he is in something

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              clancy brown

              shawshak redemption
              starship troopers
              flubber
              mr krabs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the fricking nazi prison guard from Oz who got wolverined by Tobias?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This would be my absolute worst fear if I were a voice actor. To linger on indefinitely like the Simpsons. Sure, it's consistent paying work, but the damage to my soul would be too much.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So....what happens in season 20 and 21?
          Why is it still going?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it looks like a tween flash version of Ren and Stimpy now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mr. Lawrence is the only one aging like fine wine
          Plankton chads keep winning.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tom Kenny basically looks the same

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Carolyn's still kinda cute

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have all aged great

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Patrick literally looks exactly the same

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stephen Hillenburg kinda looks like Billy Herrington here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the fricking behind-the-scenes basic-ass interviewing has a touch of soul put into it by putting a palm tree in the background with a bright color to play up the Spongebob art style, even if just a little bit.

        I swear, nobody wants to put an ounce of effort into stuff anymore. It's so sterile and bare minimum.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the whole video is SOUL. you really feel like they love what they do and are having a good time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CUTE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the world recorded in this documentary doesn't exist anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hold on there, Jethro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pizza Delivery
      >Sailor Mouth
      >Graveyard Shift
      >Band Geeks
      >Shanghai'd
      >The Camping Episode
      >Chocolate with Nuts
      That's just off the top of my head, and everyone knows these episodes. I literally remember the names exactly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually a very salient and worthwhile criticism of modern cartoons, and explains why a lot of contemporary shows seem to lack interesting plots OR quotes and just focus on having reaction image bait.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t apply to SpongeBob

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7/10 bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHH I BURNED MY HAND!!!
      At Niiiight

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one with the strangler

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Non joke answer is probably the one where Squilliam challenges Squidward to a band thing at a sports game.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its the texas is stupid episode, when spongebob and patrick are running away and patrick gets lasso'd back then explodes i still laugh like a moron on bath salts

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top 5 might look something like
    >Band Geeks
    >Graveyard Shift
    >Frankendoodle
    >SB-129
    >Pizza Delivery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good list. I would add Shanghai'd though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dogshit rebbit list
      >graveyard shift
      >procrastination
      >SB 2150 or whatever
      >the swearing one with escalators and eels
      >squidville
      >shanghai'd
      >idiot box
      >jellyfish jelly one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot Box is up there

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one where spongebob plays with a gum wrapper

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always like the one where squidward moves into an ethnostate only to get bored with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you Squidward?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Unfortunately Squidward had a mental illness. Everyone else in the neighborhood seemed to be perfectly content in there. Only squids could live there, but not all squids.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shanghaied

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dogshit rebbit list
      >graveyard shift
      >procrastination
      >SB 2150 or whatever
      >the swearing one with escalators and eels
      >squidville
      >shanghai'd
      >idiot box
      >jellyfish jelly one

      Good list. I would add Shanghai'd though

      Exquisite taste
      Nothing is done with as much comedic timing as:
      >Keep going, you're good, you're good, you're good aaaaand stop
      >Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look captain! there's a guy we can scare!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i wish squidward we're here to see this
          Honestly, somehow it's this episode that me and my friends quote or paraphrase the most

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Keep going! You're good! You're good! You're good!
            It always pops in my head whenever I'm trying to park in a tight space.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squidward moves into a neighborhood full of squidwards.

    The Halloween episode where Nosferatu appears

    The episode where the three are trapped on the Dutchman's boat

    Squidward's Ghost Episode

    The episode of the board game in which Mr. Crab becomes obsessed with gold

    The episode where they have to paint the Interior of Mr. Crab's house

    How come the writers made so much Kino? Many episodes were very well written.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't looked too much into who made the early seasons but they all seem super experienced, working on other kino like rocco or samurai jack before and during sponge's initial run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We truly didn't know what we had until it was gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Squidward's Ghost Episode
      >Spongebob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?
      >Nope, just into this hole.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sailor Mouth
    Jellyfish Jam
    Pizza Delivery
    The Krusty Krab Instructional Tape
    Chocolate with Nuts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These episodes are also very kino

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When Spongebob is brutally mogged by Larry on the beach and goes down the spirak of jestermaxxing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah that was another blackpill adjacent episode alongside the bad breath episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino song too
      >WHEN BIG LARRY CAME ALONG JUST TO PUT HIM DOWN
      >SPONGEBOB TURNED INTO A CLOWN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jestermaxxing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jestermaxxing

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any and all episodes from the first four seasons.
    >Wee woo wee woo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4gays still trying to worm their way into one of the gang with the original run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first four seasons
      >four
      You will never be a classic season

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dying for Pie
    It’s just one good joke after another.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He cries ya a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention how moving it is. It gave Squidward a huge sense of humanity. Younger me shed tears when Squidward broke down thinking he lost SpongeBob.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >younger me
        Idk if I’m just moronic but Dying for Pie(squidward crying about SpongeBob being gone),Have You Seen This Snail(music scene where SpongeBob is crying while looking at old photos of them having fun hits on many different levels), and Pizza Delivery(something about SpongeBob getting emotionally broken by that guy and then Squidward actually feeling bad and standing up for him) all make me cry as a 26 year old adult. As a kid I felt nothing from these scenes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and I forgot of course the scene in the movie where they basically fricking die

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tom Kenny is unironically a good singer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://vocaroo.com/1mKqry54tu3k

            https://vocaroo.com/14kTaYjIKDXR

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Club SpongeBob is peak spongekino

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick's entire plan for escaping the Dutchman being "let's leave" might be the most underrated joke in the series imo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only way out is through...the perfume department!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Exquisite taste
      Nothing is done with as much comedic timing as:
      >Keep going, you're good, you're good, you're good aaaaand stop
      >Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches

      Shanghaied

      Patrick's entire plan for escaping the Dutchman being "let's leave" might be the most underrated joke in the series imo

      >look captain! there's a guy we can scare!

      Shanghai'd is the funniest episode. Graveyard Shift is the best episode.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't shanghai 22 minutes? definitely gives it a leg up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I remember watching this on DVD and it gave 3 endings to choose from
      Absolutely blew my mind as a kid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still remember when it was on TV
        squidward wishes he never met them
        patrick wishes for a piece of gum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn’t vote for who got the real ending live on Nickelodeon
        zoom zoom

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          26 here, I don’t think I was around for that but I DO remember them showing the “top 100 episodes” leading up to the premiere of The Best Day ever and the bottom ten being filled with tons of newer season 4 episodes and Karate Island being number 1. Even as a dumbass kid my /misc/ brain kicked in and I knew the vote had been rigged and also Best Day Ever fricking sucked

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When SpongeBob almost loses his home.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone sleeps on wet painters

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people praise pizza delivery so much?
    it isn't even that funny of an episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you, as far as funny episodes go, I wouldn't rank it very high. But I will say that I do think it is a high quality episode due to its premise and payoff.
      The episode is a big straight through adventure carried only by spongebob and squidwards interaction. The premise of being stuck in a bad situation and forced to work with someone you dont care for, feels rather relatable, and in turn its probably the best episode in the series when it comes to building a relationship between the two characters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People relate really hard with squidward. Basically constantly tearing down some naive optimist constantly and watch them overcome obstacle after obstacle, gaslighting and attempting to crabs in a bucket them until we see them succeed and feel hopeful for humanity, only for some dumb npc homosexual to break their spirit in one swoop. Felt good to see squidward defend SpongeBob after everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Basically constantly tearing down some naive optimist constantly and watch them overcome obstacle after obstacle, gaslighting and attempting to crabs in a bucket them until we see them succeed and feel hopeful for humanity, only for some dumb NPC homosexual to break their spirit in one swoop. Felt good to see squidward defend SpongeBob after everything.
        but where are the jokes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't laugh at SpongeBob driving a rock like a car, much to Squidwards surprise?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hold on there, Jethro!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          “Who cares about the customer?”
          “I do!”
          “Well, I don’t!”
          >wind stops
          “Squidward!”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm literally Squidward

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People will say Band Geeks, but in actuality it is Pizza Delivery.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wet Painters

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, why haven't any of you c**ts said Rock Bottom yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's severely underrated.
      My second favorite after Krusty Krab Training Video.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unironically just like Squidward

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fun watching this episode and imagining Spongebob is a completely self-aware butthole.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Krabby Patty Training Video and it's not even close.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HOOPLAAAAA

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Ms Puff has a psychotic break is a non stop ride

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's for dinner tonight, Puffmama? Chili?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its the tattletale strangler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with these spiky cleats - anything is possible!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how both SpongeBob and XRA have episodes about main characters trying to become normal

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the one where they think they stole a balloon
    >magic counch
    >the one where Squidward time travels
    >the one where Spongebob is alone in that dark city
    >graveyard shift

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All great episodes. I'm not sure there's a single "bad one" in the first 3 seasons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the house party one was the closest to a bad episode, although it was just mediocre. the inflatable pants one was boring too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically I think the live-action Patchy segments are some of the strongest parts of the "specials"

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Band Geeks.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one where Mrs. Puff caves in and gives him his driver's license. It wasn't the greatest episode, but I'm always reminded of the bit where Puff goes to steal his car in the middle of the night and she says "I hope I still remember how to do this" and blows up a balloon and twists it into a balloon animal before just turning on the car and driving off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a pretty good one, especially the chase at the end
      EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?!?!?
      Y'know, this thread has made me realise there is not a single outright bad episode of the original run. There are weak episodes like Dumped or the House Party, but even they still have their quotable moments.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not the best, but Neptune’s Spatula is my favorite.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one where Spongebob blows up his pants and can fly.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to say, too many to choose from. I always really liked the one where Patrick and Spongebob paint Mr. Krabs' house.
    >The entire sequence where Patrick is pumping up the paint bubble
    >We have technology. *smashs computer on the dollar*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick using the dollar bill on the vending machine is great too

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know the music when something is suspenseful? Like when squidward locks his doors and he has a scary face

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >entire thread
    >no mention of the camping episode

    I know it's low hanging fruit and the beginning of squidward torture porn, but it's still hilarious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the seabear being just a land bear with a fish tail still makes me laugh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C A M P F I R E S O N G Song

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >squidward torture porn
      it's justified in the camping episode since he acts like an arrogant prick.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one where they gotta pay off their debt to the flying dutchman and frick his life up

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also what's up with this episode? it was so funny until this part. I was just confused. Also the pirate sketches were funny and my favorite one was the "dadadadadada KRABBY PATTY" one.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My top five

    5- chocolate with nuts
    4- dying for pie
    3- shanghaid
    2- pizza delivery
    1- band geeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute hand :3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        :3

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For Me? It has to be Club Spongebob

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dying for Pie

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sailor Mouth and One krab's trash comes immediately to mind. So many other good ones mentioned already.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Order up, Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spongebob was always good making gross funny shit. sad that detailed stills are gone now.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no mention of hooks episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking about this episode when I was fishing the other day lol

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody mentioned mermaid man and barnacle boy V

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dad genuinely loves Spongebob, or at least any Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode cause that's almost exactly how he and all his boomer friends interact with each other.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dad always hated it when I watched Spongebob and would call him a homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My parents both thought SpongeBob was really funny and one day recently my dad was flipping through the channels and put it on just to be silly and it was Home Sweet Pineapple and he laughed his ass off at the part where Patrick yells “SPIDERS” and then runs like 20 feet away just to pick up his rock and slam SpongeBob with it

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't all the iconic memorable episodes from the first season or two? Early SpongeBob was truly unironically kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People think it's juat seasons 1 and 2, but 3 also has a lot of the oft-quoted episodes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3 has the weirdest episode concepts that are still good and thats why its possibly my favorite season

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock Bottom will always be my favorite, wasn't it the 2nd episode ever aired?
    the atmosphere was unmatched

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one mentions The Idiot Box

    >Spongebo, my legs are frozen solid. You'll have to cut them off with a saw!
    >No Patrick I can't do that
    >Why not?
    >Because I already cut off my own arms!

    also spongebob putting on his new tv and every station is just showing something about boxes, even a boxing match is just boxes pushing into each other

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ATTENTION CLIMBERS. PLEASE HANG ON, THE SAWS ARE ON THE WAY!
      Top tier joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH BLAST US WE'RE TOO LATE.
    HES BEEN HORRIBLY DISFIGURED!

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first three seasons ranked

    shanghaied
    band geeks
    procrastination
    krab borg
    rock bottom
    just one bite
    wet painters
    graveyard shift
    club spongebob
    dying for pie
    idiot box
    the camping episode
    mermaidman and barnacle boy v
    chocolate with nuts
    i had an accident
    wormy
    pizza delivery
    mermaidman and barnacle boy iii
    spongebob meets the strangler
    new student starfish
    the bully
    nasty patty
    the smoking peanut
    employee of the month
    rock-a-by bivalve
    hooks
    one krabs trash
    no weenies allowed
    squilliam returns
    something smells
    plankton
    sandy spongebob and the worm
    clams
    krabby land
    krusty krab training video
    the fry cook games
    im with stupid
    artist unknown
    sailor mouth
    texas
    f.u.n
    SB-129
    musclebob buffpants
    jellyfishing
    pressure
    born again krabs
    mermaidman and barnacle boy iv
    imitation krabs
    squid on strike
    survival of the idiots
    frankendoodle
    the great snail race
    pranks alot
    can you spare a dime
    doing time
    jellyfish hunter
    life of crime
    big pink loser
    welcome to the chum bucket
    mid-life crustacean
    the secret box
    squirrel jokes
    im your biggest fanatic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bubblebuddy
      karate choppers
      opposite day
      ripped pants
      squeaky boots
      walking small
      the algaes always greener
      krusty love
      naughty nautical neighbors
      ugh
      my pretty seahorse
      squidville
      the chaperone
      nature pants
      hall monitor
      sandys rocket
      missing identiy
      as seen on tv
      grandmas kisses
      planktons army
      spongeguard on duty
      gary takes a bath
      patty hype
      sleepy time
      arrgh
      suds
      pre-hibernation week
      boating school
      culture shock
      pickles
      tea at the tree dome
      bubblestand
      party pooper pants
      snowball effect
      neptunes spatula
      no free rides
      squidward the unfriendly ghost
      squids day off
      dumped
      bossy boots
      mermaidman and barnacle boy
      mermaidman and barnacle boy ii
      scaredy pants
      the paper
      your shoes untied
      home sweet pineapple
      valentines day
      reef blower
      jellyfish jam
      help wanted
      the sponge who could fly
      fools in april
      i was a teenage gary

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i was a teenage gary
        it was not that bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fools in april
        I still think of that icecube joke randomly from time to time and chuckle

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YOU WHAT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bubblebuddy
      karate choppers
      opposite day
      ripped pants
      squeaky boots
      walking small
      the algaes always greener
      krusty love
      naughty nautical neighbors
      ugh
      my pretty seahorse
      squidville
      the chaperone
      nature pants
      hall monitor
      sandys rocket
      missing identiy
      as seen on tv
      grandmas kisses
      planktons army
      spongeguard on duty
      gary takes a bath
      patty hype
      sleepy time
      arrgh
      suds
      pre-hibernation week
      boating school
      culture shock
      pickles
      tea at the tree dome
      bubblestand
      party pooper pants
      snowball effect
      neptunes spatula
      no free rides
      squidward the unfriendly ghost
      squids day off
      dumped
      bossy boots
      mermaidman and barnacle boy
      mermaidman and barnacle boy ii
      scaredy pants
      the paper
      your shoes untied
      home sweet pineapple
      valentines day
      reef blower
      jellyfish jam
      help wanted
      the sponge who could fly
      fools in april
      i was a teenage gary

      The worst placements here are Snowball Effect and The Paper, both should be much higher. I wouldn't put Procrastination or Krab Borg that high either but they're very good episodes. Based list anon.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock Bottom will forever be my absolute favorite. It’s hilarious and I loved how dark the art was compared to how bright the color palette normally was. The bathroom bit was disturbingly prescient

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when plankton and krabs switch places is great

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you spare me a dime taught me alot

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLANKTON

    KRABS

    PLANKTON

    KRABS

    spongebob

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate?
    >BLUUHBLAGHUGH

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Underrated post season 3 episodes
    The one where SpongeBob can't stop seeing Krabby Patties
    The one where the Krusty Krab becomes a franchise
    Mr Krabs Mattreess
    Garry's missing
    Best Day Ever
    Dunces and Dragons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did you forget krusty towers, literally goat post season 3 episode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that episode is good, but it definitely shows symptoms of the rot setting in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I DIDNT KNOW THERED BE A TEST

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best Day Ever sucks, people only remember it because of the insane marketing around it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr Krabs Mattreess
      That was a post season 3? It was pretty good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Best Day Ever
      >Dunces and Dragons
      Nah, the mattress one was good though. Don’t forget Skill Crane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh i thought garrys missing mightve been season 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really feels like a season 3 episode, I make that same mistake quite often

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a fan of Skill Crane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This feels like abstract bait. You listed lots of great episodes and then Best Day Ever for some reason, the worst episode of season 4.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did no one say chocolate with nuts. that episode probably had the most cultural output out of the whole show

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think i saw it mentioned up? it's a pretty funny one, gotta be top 5

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao this had us all dying when we first saw this back in the day

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dying For Pie is the best single segment
    Wet Painters/Training Video is the best episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re gonna be wearing a salmon suit?

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see Shanghai’d getting the proper respect it deserves. I thought it was an underrated favorite of mine but seems everyone actually loves it. Much like Band Geeks it’s just constant good jokes one after another, my favorite being

    ?feature=shared

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one with Nosferatu, or the midnight bus stop

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f Pickles
    >only one match in a list of all episodes
    During the first 2-3 minutes of that episode, every single spoken line makes me giggle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Patties are done

      >Urggghhh.....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Krabs, hello. Do you how do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s like ridin a bike, you never forget!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uh.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone remember the episode where sandy and spongebob karate fight in a metaphor for sex? it's the only episode where spongebob kicks her ass

    I think season 1 is my favorite because they stuck to the nautical theme very strictly, like you will here the water ambience and bubbles appear. plus the animation had sovl.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Krusty Krab Training Video
    Sailor Mouth
    Krab Borg!
    Squid's Day Off
    Grandma's Kisses you homosexual

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realize you became Squidward anons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was always squidward

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he burnt my shake

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock Bottom is the closest to a perfect cartoon episode I can think of. The vending machine bit is pure gold as is the whole accent bit.
    >THANK *PPPFFFTT* YOU
    >...Your welcome

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sailor Mouth

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe he means by looking so scary you forget that it doesnt look good!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >INSULTIN A MAN’S SHIP BE WORSE THAN INSULTIN HIS MOTHER.
      >No wait, it was his mother you said was dirty not his ship.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Well I'm getting to the bottom of this!
        >Wouldnt that be the top?

  75. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    I remember the countdown of best episodes as a kid. As it went down to number one, all the episodes so far was from the first 2-3 seasons.
    But somehow the best episode was Karate Island.
    I thought Band Geeks was the best episode honestly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that too. This list is pretty shit. The only s1-3 episode in the top ten is the camping one. Apparently it was a top 100 episodes.

      By the way how the frick has no one mentioned Pressure yet? The one where they are fighting with Sandy over whether land or sea creatures are superior.
      Was my favorite as a kid, at least for a while that I remember.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a strange list

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its Initial squiD

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY LADY!

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i keep a private playlist of my favorite SB quotes to send to my friends/family

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >private video
      >private video
      May God SMITE israelitetube

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tfw cant even remember what the scenes were now

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Status report Mr Squarepants!
    >The whole ship is underwater captain!

    The most underrated line in the show

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Band geeks

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where he goes to salty spatoon

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant think of any else Id rather do on my day off than go jellyfishing with my two best friends.. Spongebob and....um.......
    >Patrick!

    Riiigght... but i cant bye now

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Testing testing testing
    >AH TES- TESTING!
    >AHHHH DO YOU REAAAAAD??

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A friend of mine was over recently and we watched a frick ton of SpongeBob growing up. He wiped the floor with me in Black Ops split screen Nuketown twice in a row and I said “ok Nick, you can be Dirty Dan. I just wanna be Patrick” and we laughed like children

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The episode where SpongeBob thinks he’s ugly

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SpongeBob, my legs are frozen solid. You're going to have to cut them off with a saw!
    >No, Patrick, I can't do that!
    >Why not?
    >Because I already cut off my own arms.

    >Attention climbers, please hold on! THE SAWS ARE ON THE WAY!
    lmao

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > SB-129
    > Rock Bottom
    > I was a Teenaged Gary
    > Plankton!
    > Scaredy Pants

    I genuinely forgot how dark the first season of SB was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In season 3 they think they contaminate someone’s food on purpose and then after seemingly murdering that person try to find the body from police, SpongeBob and Patrick take Mr. Krabs on a night of raiding women’s panty drawers, and SpongeBob and Patrick adopt a baby clan and are basically a gay couple for it.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wet Painters

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the worst episode from season 1-3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Party Pooper Pants and The Sponge Who Could Fly are both pretty mediocre specials from season 3 but overall I guess my least favorite normal episode is I Was a Teenage Gary, which isn’t even a bad episode but just my least favorite overall. I didn’t like seeing Gary get all sick and Squidward forgetting to feed the little fella

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I pretty sure I have never actually seen I was a Teenage Gary.
        It was super frickin rare (B-side of the Halloween episode, I believe) and every time it was on I was too late and only saw the very end of the episode where I dunno, I think SpongeBob or Squidward has turned into a snail and is howling with the other snails or something like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was sorta rare compared to most other episodes. Have you ever seen Valentines Day/The Paper? That one almost NEVER aired on Nick, and also isn’t super great either.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not the best but it has vid related which me and my friends always quote when we're getting hammered together

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Season 3 > Season 2 > Season 1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      switch 1 and 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean 2 and 3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1 has hand drawn animation and more consistent theming. I agree with 2 above 3. 3 was great but 2's humor felt less like it was pandering to ritalin kids

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my friend that is a big SpongeBob fan who claims to like season 1 less than 2 or 3 because “it looks old”
            Probably the kinda guy who would say Super looks better than the original Dragon Ball

            The specific best episode combo is Wet Painters/Krusty Krab Training Video.
            This is the ONLY one I can think of where neither mogs the other and both are kino.

            I feel like Wet Painters sorta mogs Training Video. What about Dying for Pie/Imitation Krabs? Obviously Pie is better but Imitation is really great too

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Free Rides is underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?? OH NOO-

      There's literally nothing wrong with the post-3 seasons. Season 6 and 7 are really good actually

      I watched 2 episodes from season 6 yesterday while eating my meal and thought they were alright. “Shell Shocked” and “Toy Store of Doom”. Both had moments that made me chuckle and nothing too cringe. I will say season 9 also has several good episodes like “Larry’s Gym”, “Bulletin Board” and “Food Con Castaways”. Hillenburg came back for the 2nd half of season 9, and it really shows.

      A lot of the later seasons(namely 11 onwards, maybe 10 as well) start REALLY milking hard on nostalgia bringing old background jokes like “my leg” to the foreground and it comes off as really forced and cringe. Lots of background characters from seasons 1-3 start showing up again and it’s really jarring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a kid, I always thought it was really interesting how SpongeBob had absolutely 0 continuity, not even references to past episodes. Every episode is entirely its own thing.
        No other cartoon I was watching at the time did that. I was a little autismo that lived for trivia lore Easter egg stuff like that so it made SpongeBob special that it didn't have any.

        The ONLY one I remember is a post season 3 episode where there's a glimpse of a closet in the Krusty krab with some props from previous episodes like the Krabs robot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I noticed the same thing as a kid, it actually pissed me off a bit as I sorta wanted a LITTLE continuity as a lad but it was probably for the best. I remember having pic related as a reaction to seeing Imitation Krabs in the season 4 episode “New Leaf”(one of the better post movie episodes), as you mentioned. Nowadays there’s multiple episodes where Plankton has a pet named Spot, Bubble Buddy returned, and DoodleBob even came back.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally nothing wrong with the post-3 seasons. Season 6 and 7 are really good actually

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Krabs and Spongebob agree to cover up an accidental murder. Then instantly rat on one another once the police discover the body

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is one of the,

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jellyfish Jam
    For frick sake the remixes sound amazing.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy to see that SpongeBob has brought so much joy to so many people in Cinemaphile

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The health inspector episode is underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Theres never been any ice
      >ice is a MYTH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sky had a Pokémon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sky had a Weegee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >let’s go to the shell shack, they’ve got a FRICKING dog

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like the one were they release man-ray an try to make him a good person, really good jokes and a nice ending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely my favorite or the Mermaid-Man episodes. I think it was part 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I guess I’ll just open a checking account…

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help Wanted

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shanghaied.

    Runner-ups include SB-129, Graveyard Shift, Nasty Patty and Dying for Pie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Graveyard Shift isn’t as funny as those other ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >...at night
        >SpongeBob takes out trash but is scared of the dark so he runs in like a slasher villain was chasing him, then snaps and goes "piece of cake"
        >and... the walls will OOZE GREEN SLIME!? Oh wait, they always do that
        >Nosferatu!
        >Oh boy, 3am!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw they even bring back Nosferatu in the zoomer episodes
          Please stop..

        • 3 weeks ago
          Jon Kolner

          >THERE ARE THREE SIGNS THAT SIGNAL THE APPROACH OF THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!
          >>dude, can I have some ketchup?
          >Oh. sure. Here

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one https://youtu.be/3VpsbIFYAfY?si=k0DM8vV4G0QM19l-

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S11E5

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The specific best episode combo is Wet Painters/Krusty Krab Training Video.
    This is the ONLY one I can think of where neither mogs the other and both are kino.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one where Spongebob and Squidward try to feed the health inspector a rotten krabby patty and they think they murdered him

    Also the one where Spongebob and Patrick go door to door selling chocolate

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I spent hours autistically separating every one of these dual episodes into single 11 minute episodes and I watch one or two almost every day when I’m having dinner

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was it kino?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      peak weirdbob, I’d stopped watching by this point but I saw this episode and was like wtf ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All I remember from this episode was it opens at night with some random fish couple bringing home some food that the winds then blows out of the bag into spongebobs face. I always wanna eat that food that fish guy has because it looks really tasty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i remember nothing about this episode other than the ending

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked "The Tidal Zone" episodes I saw last year in a hotel room, especially since I understood the references from "The Twilight Zone". Other than that I haven't watched much of the show, being a 1986 boomer and all.

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one where spongebob visits sandy for the first time and needs water - it has a lot of funny bits

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deliver Us

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A tier list I made long ago, I'm with stupid could be bumped up a tier or two in hindsight, its grown on me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soulful title cards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Squidville in the same category as Teenage Gary
      >Party Pooper Pants that high

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Squidville doesn't speak that much to me. Party Pooper Pants has some great jokes, like "You looked so happy back then", and "Who the barnacle is SpongeBob SquarePants". "My cables out." It's mainly held back by being a special.

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, East? I thought you said Weast!

    >Weast? What kinda compass are you readin', lad?

    >This one sir.

    >....that's West, Patrick. You're fired again.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >First, puff out your chest. Now say 'tax exemption'

    >Tax Exemption!

    >Now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I still don’t know what tax exemption means

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is procrastination possibly a top 5 episode for you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it but agree it's not top 5. id move up any of s in its place

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. It's an acid trip and crosses the line of absurdity even for a show like SB
        2. It's my list, not yours
        3. Frick you

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Atlantis Squarepantis and I also liked the video game that went with it

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baskin Roberts

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one that came out right before the COVID lockdowns where they have an emergency quarantine at the Krusty Krab due to a mysterious illness
    >S12.E22 ∙ Who R Zoo?/Kwarantined Krab Sat, Feb 8, 2020

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frankendoodle for me. I quote doodle bob often.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite joke in the entire series is when Patrick is steering the Flying Dutchman's ship through a narrow passage while you see planks flying into the air and Spongebob going 'Keep going. Your good. Your good. Your good.'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s when they do that a second time but it shows the Dutchman looking overwhelmed and not giving a frick as chunks of his ship fly by him.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THIS ONE YET

    The pay off with the box is hysterical

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched an episode in my life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should give it a try sometime. Just make sure you watch one of the earlier season episodes (Seasons 1 thru 4) as the main writer left past season 4 and it had a decrease in the quality of the show.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He left after 3 didn’t he? I like season 4 but come on..it ain’t 1-3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought he did some Season 4 episodes. Well whatever episodes were before the movie, I don't know the exact cutoff point.

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