What is the best joke in this movie?

What is the best joke in this movie?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Line of slapping.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i take it black

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the back and forth of the woman and man about baggage and boarding zones

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the lady knocks out the sick girl's IV.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely the best joke is "good luck, we're all counting on you"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is the best joke, and don't call me Shirley.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Israeli plane

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shiiiit
    golly!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best joke I've heard in ages is the Ukrainian counter-offensive.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the 2nd one worth watching?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, if only for Shatner

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, not made by the same people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 2nd one is very good. It has a lot of jokes about sequels themselves that still hold up.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the part where they teach the africans basketball and they immediately excel at it

    the part where whatsername gives the autopilot a blowie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Julie Haggerty and the autopilot was named Otto.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Captain, how soon can you land?
    >I can't tell.
    >You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's stupid but I nearly died laughing when I saw it the first time

      based, the mirror scene was kino too

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My drinking problem
    >Shirley you can't be serious
    >All together
    >I speak Jive

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's stupid but I nearly died laughing when I saw it the first time

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The guy waiting in the taxi cab

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drinking problem

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When he's telling that old lady the story and it zooms out and she's dangling from the ceiling.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Japanese soldier in full uniform committing seppuku after hearing the same story

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit's gonna hit the fan

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every line Johnny says.
    >There's a sale at Penny's!
    >And Leon's getting laaaarger!
    >The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
    >Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
      That's from Wizard of Oz.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And Leon's getting laaaarger!
      That stupid scene gets me every time without fail. The guy's 'what the hell man' reaction makes it perfect like it wasn't scripted.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was the pilot trying to groom and rape the boy.
    >Do you like films about gladiators?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you like films about gladiators?
      Kek that was a good one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As little boys, that was always our favorite for some reason.
      >You ever seen a grown man naked?
      >Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
      It's almost like almost every line in this movie is a classic. All time great.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

        *Johnny, not Steven

        The actor's name was Stephen Stucker. Lots of fun stories about him in the "Surely You Can't Be Serious" audiobook.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You ever been in a turkish prison?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gay airport staffer, Steven

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Johnny, not Steven

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Captain, maybe we should turn on the searchlights now.

    No ... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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