I live in rural Ireland and people love this shit.
Back in the 2000s late teens-20s normie dudes would invest all their money into suping up the cheapest sports cars they could get and LARPing fast and furious IRL.
sure but the first one was very grounded and, expect for the most extreme stunts, rather possible. that already went off the rails with the 2nd movie and every sequel has one-upped the previous.
This is what Vin Diesel actually believes.
Can't remember which one, maybe the one with gayBlack folk in outer space, but at one point they tried really hard to make it seem like the whole 'Saga' has been connected and thought out from the start, and the Torreto family are basically freemasons except insanely diverse. And OP pic reminds me how they could have made Bing Chilling adopted or whatever, but no he's Vin Goblin's actual brother.
Chinese agents are sabotaging F&F after they were deeply insulted by Cena. They will not forgive and forget. Do not fall for their commie lies that is one of the most useless, incompetent and poorly made film franchises of all time. True Familia bros will see through this.
None of the old classic F&F were about "street racing", there's always a criminal element in them outside of the illegal races. It's just that starting at the forth movie onward it was dailed 10 times.
> Vin fires Momoa because he blames him for the low box office.
Lol Vin Diesel has the biggest ego in hollywood. How do people still work with this dude after the shit withe the Rock and Justin.
momo was the only entertaining thing about that shitheap
as shitty as his character was written, he was having fun and had a great delivery of the dumb quips
What, seriously?
Do they think Reacher's muscleman act will be even remotely entertaining for an entire movie or will they introduce yet another villain?
I think he had finished filming by the time he died. All they admitted to doing posthumously is the beach scene at the end and of course the final race, although I think he does look a bit off when he's standing in the blown up parking garage rubble while Dom is unconscious.
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There’s a fight scene where we only see the back of his head the entire time
They are over the top action. Diesel’s character has plot armour I have never seen before. I don’t know why people get serious or purist about these movies. They are what they are and I’d sooner spend the money on this crap than any marvel or Star Wars crap
I fit all that criteria and find these movies moronic. I'm also not a leftist. I guess the first one was cool but I barely remember it. That scene in the webm is fricking gay.
I'm really not tho lol. I own my own house, I'm 6'2.75 white guy from KY. my favorite films are Barry Lyndon and Flesh + Blood. I don't mean to ruin your narrative but that's the facts. I don't own a basement tho, but I do have a garage.
>Back to basics sounds like a budget under $200 million
No way. They will likely hire some high profile actor for $25 million to play the 2nd bad guy, they will dump millions more into that fat pig sequel to attempt to prevent failure
It almost looks like a Seagal face swap lol but I think this was around when he broke up with Lisa Bonet and was living in that airstream trailer. I think he slimmed back down since then.
>Muh street racing
5-6-7 are the best movies in the series and it's not even close, they are legit great action movies. Hell, five may be one of the best action movies of the 10s
The only people I know who like this shit are brown and black people. This slop is made for Latinos and you should feel bad if you like anything past like 5, although honestly 3 is the last good one
Is that the one where they take out the entire Rio de Janeiro police force by towing a bank vault down the highway with muscle cars, or the one where they jump a car out of the Burj Khalifa and nobody dies
Note these movies are so capeshit now that 10 deals with the events of 5 but from the point of view of a person who was secretly there all along but never before seen, and every dead protagonist has been resurrected
Imagine showing someone just like, 1 and 10 with nothing inbetween
Bank vault is 5, Burj Khalifa is 7
Note these movies are so capeshit now that 10 deals with the events of 5 but from the point of view of a person who was secretly there all along but never before seen, and every dead protagonist has been resurrected
nothing in a mainline F&F movie is as absurd as Idris Elba literally being a cyborg in Hobbs & Shaw
The only time Rock hasn't been pure cringe after Fast 5 is in the one where he has to break out of prison (8?) where he's just so stupidly strong it's legitimately funny
well 1 is a point break rip off. I’d throughly enjoy a 10 movie franchise of Patrick Swayze being superman with a surfboard but I didn’t get that. I compromised and got a fat short bald man doing it with a car
the true stars were the cars, the first 3 movies used legit street cars that were also proven race cars like the Toyota Supra and Nissan Skyline GTR, but the latest movies are filled with snobby super cars that only rap stars and hollywood prudes brag about.
Mexicans, rednecks and europeans.
No one in Europe watches this slop.
This movies are made for Latinx people, just like Transformers.
Nah they do. It's mostly people who drive forklifts that watch this.
I bet you're not even forklift certified
I live in rural Ireland and people love this shit.
Back in the 2000s late teens-20s normie dudes would invest all their money into suping up the cheapest sports cars they could get and LARPing fast and furious IRL.
They love the old ones like 1-3 not this new shit
Euros love F&F.
Every dudebro in europe loves F&F since car culture isn't entirely dead yet.
>Using Latinx
Found the troony
Buenos dias, senor!
People who fly Ryanair.
EUROPEANS?!
Blue pilled npcs who couldn't tell you which month the Boston Tea Party happened in
Race isn't applicable here, pretty much all races have watched it
non trannies
spics
>Fast 11
wasn't the last one supposed to be the very last one
It ends on a cliffhanger with Toretto and son about to be buried by a burst dam.
did they make any dam/damn puns? if not, FRICK THAT MOVIE
>don't ever bury me and my wife's son ever again, ever
I literally haven't watched the movies since the 2nd installment. Don't remember who Toretto is
Dom. Vin Diesel. The main character.
back to stealing dvds with the aid of turbo-cia
It was stereo equipment
Normies. Normies have to slurp up whatever is popular.
>back to basics
So it's about tuning cars for street races again?
Nah, it's about stealing dvd players.
They were always heist/cop movies.
sure but the first one was very grounded and, expect for the most extreme stunts, rather possible. that already went off the rails with the 2nd movie and every sequel has one-upped the previous.
This is what Vin Diesel actually believes.
Can't remember which one, maybe the one with gayBlack folk in outer space, but at one point they tried really hard to make it seem like the whole 'Saga' has been connected and thought out from the start, and the Torreto family are basically freemasons except insanely diverse. And OP pic reminds me how they could have made Bing Chilling adopted or whatever, but no he's Vin Goblin's actual brother.
Chinese agents are sabotaging F&F after they were deeply insulted by Cena. They will not forgive and forget. Do not fall for their commie lies that is one of the most useless, incompetent and poorly made film franchises of all time. True Familia bros will see through this.
Don't question the familia
>it says here you're caucasian
>that's a tan
So the girl is the one who is shot in FUrios8?
None of the old classic F&F were about "street racing", there's always a criminal element in them outside of the illegal races. It's just that starting at the forth movie onward it was dailed 10 times.
1 and especially 3 was about racing culture with extra drama on the side
All ages. They're capeshit in cars.
> Vin fires Momoa because he blames him for the low box office.
Lol Vin Diesel has the biggest ego in hollywood. How do people still work with this dude after the shit withe the Rock and Justin.
Momoa's camp gay Joker was basically the only thing that movie had going for it
Also I haven't looked but hasn't their box office being on the decline since that (awful) attempt at spinning off Rock
momo was the only entertaining thing about that shitheap
as shitty as his character was written, he was having fun and had a great delivery of the dumb quips
>Lol Vin Diesel has the biggest ego in hollywood.
he doesn't even look cool or badass. his face is just fricking weird.
What, seriously?
Do they think Reacher's muscleman act will be even remotely entertaining for an entire movie or will they introduce yet another villain?
>Vin fires Momoa
Momoa is literally too good for this garbage franchise
how much blacker will his son be?
Stealing VCRs?
Raging homosexuals
I like the first and the third. Are any of the others worth a watch? or is it just transformers tier?
5 is aktionkino
From 5 onwards it genre changes to being action movies where Dom and his crew are like a rogue spec ops heist team that specializes in car stuff
It stays pretty solidly entertaining for a long time and only started to feel gassed at Fast 9/Hobbs and Shaw
10 is only really a bit better than 9 because it's more stupid and has Momoa treating things with the correct level of respect
rank them all
5, 6, 3, 1, 7, 10, 8, 4, 2, 9, H&S
I think 7 is a mess of a movie because of the Paul Walker being dead problem. His scenes are weird as hell.
It's true, but I think it's still mostly good.
And even if the ending became a meme, it worked for me.
Yeah I think it worked too
I think he had finished filming by the time he died. All they admitted to doing posthumously is the beach scene at the end and of course the final race, although I think he does look a bit off when he's standing in the blown up parking garage rubble while Dom is unconscious.
There’s a fight scene where we only see the back of his head the entire time
1>3
idc about the rest
They are over the top action. Diesel’s character has plot armour I have never seen before. I don’t know why people get serious or purist about these movies. They are what they are and I’d sooner spend the money on this crap than any marvel or Star Wars crap
it's capeshit for boomer dads
boomer dads have impeccable taste
It's anime. F&F is the best live action anime adaptation there's ever been even though it's not actually adapting anything.
>It's anime. F&F is the best live action anime adaptation there's ever been even
That's probably why it's complete shit
>That's why it's complete kino
Fixed
How high is your tolerance for things getting really stupid
Only people who live underground and have never fricked around with cars think this is stupid.
>rocket car
Don't fricking tell me that they sent a car to space.
Okay. I won't tell you.
Goddammit. I thought this was a joke.
jfc, I am not watching any of this. I will stick to 1 and 3
thats shit is just ludacris
Not high at all. I dont enjoy action schlock
The plots and acting and dialogue of the later F&F flicks are spectacularly moronic, an insult to cinema and life itself.
>an insult to cinema
absolute rubbish
>fiero with a bodykit
fitting
2 is some good 2000s kino with a miami filter
Shows that Diesels' cringe ass doesn't need to be the star along with 3
5, 6, and 7 are good as "heist" movies.
After that it turns back into slop.
The last one flopped so they are completely rewriting Part 2?
6ft+, muscular, religious, white caucasians
I fit all that criteria and find these movies moronic. I'm also not a leftist. I guess the first one was cool but I barely remember it. That scene in the webm is fricking gay.
No, you don't. You're on Cinemaphile. You're a basement-dwelling incel who can't make eye contact. These films aren't for you.
I'm really not tho lol. I own my own house, I'm 6'2.75 white guy from KY. my favorite films are Barry Lyndon and Flesh + Blood. I don't mean to ruin your narrative but that's the facts. I don't own a basement tho, but I do have a garage.
F&F is the great unifier so you know anyone trying to disparage it is part of a certain group trying to divide normal people against each other.
familia > all
>back-to-basics
IMAGINE BEING HAN
Back to basics sounds like a budget under $200 million without Vin. Which might have worked if the last movie didn't end on an absurd cliffhanger.
>Back to basics sounds like a budget under $200 million
No way. They will likely hire some high profile actor for $25 million to play the 2nd bad guy, they will dump millions more into that fat pig sequel to attempt to prevent failure
Has Momoa really been given the boot?
He's Ack!-waman now
Is he still massaging his preteen daughter's chest?
morons
>no you can’t watch silly movies! It has to be real! And it has to be about street racing!
having this opinion on these movies is odd
kids who play with hot wheels
Low IQ people.
Ghetto rats, wannabe gangsters, teenagers in puffer jackets, blacks.
I love Fast & Furious threads. The never fail to out all of the low-t midwits.
lol brie larson is in the movie
wtf jason looks like he is 60 in this scene
It almost looks like a Seagal face swap lol but I think this was around when he broke up with Lisa Bonet and was living in that airstream trailer. I think he slimmed back down since then.
>pink studded sequin sneakers
Who hired a 14 year old girl from 2002 as the wardrobe designer.
He put on some serious weight
>Muh street racing
5-6-7 are the best movies in the series and it's not even close, they are legit great action movies. Hell, five may be one of the best action movies of the 10s
Weird, thought it was common knowledge only 1 and 3 were watchable. If I didn't want to be in reality during a film I'd watch Dr. Strange
They had moronic shit in the ones i mentioned but they still mantained *some* semblance of reality
still better than Brie's feet
Dunno because I've never watched the films, but I'm guessing spics?
brown thirdies outside the US
Does he play a gay character? or is he just flamboyent/crazy?
Watch it even for cringe kino
flamboyant weirdo/psycho
The only people I know who like this shit are brown and black people. This slop is made for Latinos and you should feel bad if you like anything past like 5, although honestly 3 is the last good one
7 is the best one though
Is that the one where they take out the entire Rio de Janeiro police force by towing a bank vault down the highway with muscle cars, or the one where they jump a car out of the Burj Khalifa and nobody dies
the latter
Bank vault is 5, Burj Khalifa is 7
Note these movies are so capeshit now that 10 deals with the events of 5 but from the point of view of a person who was secretly there all along but never before seen, and every dead protagonist has been resurrected
nothing in a mainline F&F movie is as absurd as Idris Elba literally being a cyborg in Hobbs & Shaw
The rock made that movie gay
The only time Rock hasn't been pure cringe after Fast 5 is in the one where he has to break out of prison (8?) where he's just so stupidly strong it's legitimately funny
we need to revisit his alliance with the Decepticons
What am I lookin at here
>What am i looking at?
Bollywood ripoff
Around 1:07
Hot pajeeta ngl
Right? i used to coom to her in puberty.
I don't get it
Imagine showing someone just like, 1 and 10 with nothing inbetween
well 1 is a point break rip off. I’d throughly enjoy a 10 movie franchise of Patrick Swayze being superman with a surfboard but I didn’t get that. I compromised and got a fat short bald man doing it with a car
I’ve never watched any of these so now I wanna try this.
Tokyo Drift is more grounded than the first F&F
Its also the best F&F movie, with the most footage of "racing" out of any of the movies.
Pretty much as close to a live action Initial D movie that we got (if you ignore the actual initial D movie, which kinda sucked)
asians
they literally buy 80kusd cars but live in some shitty box apartment
Indians, arabs, russians, balkans, spics, anyone brown in general
Literally everyone except white people. 75% (or more) of the tickets sold for the movies are to non-whites.
>white people slop - marvel, star wars
>non-white people slop - F&F
kinda jealous
>casually lifts a guy and throws him
Tell me this is not kino
Why not just go super sayen at this point?
if Rock went super saiyan, how would you be able to tell?
His goatee?
me.
the true stars were the cars, the first 3 movies used legit street cars that were also proven race cars like the Toyota Supra and Nissan Skyline GTR, but the latest movies are filled with snobby super cars that only rap stars and hollywood prudes brag about.
Gran Turismo was a better movie than the lates FF movies.
wrong, none of those even come close to being as kino as ff
high t populations with strong familia traditions
7'2', 28yo, White, Male, Billion Dollar Hedge Fund Manager, Olympic level athlete, not balding.
>back to basics
Way too late for that, at least for that cast of characters.
If they reboot it, sure.
Lower class new to the international slop.
It would be pretty cool if they just remade ff1 with that portugese rat chick as Paul walkers character
Mamoa and Reacher winning in Fast X was kino. I don't see how they just do a switcheroo.
IQ range 65 - 95
what's his problem?
He's a small guy
Fat mexicans
Only the three first movies count, and only the first is kino.
Literally wrong
These guys.