What is the 'Gone Home' of movies?

What is the 'Gone Home' of movies?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CW's Batwoman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care what you homosexuals say, it's an incredibly comfy game.

      Yeah I don't disagree tbh

      [...]
      Go play myst or dear esther if you want le comfy walking simulator you homos

      reminder it's faster to beat this game to than to actually reply someone on Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't mean much. The whole point is exploring the house.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If I wanted to explore some homo's house I'd just look around your basement lol.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            moronic pleb

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's posts like this that remind that the average Cinemaphile user has fricking sunk in terms of intelligence.
            There was always a level of stupidity but it was self aware. Posts like this are just witless shit you'd expect to hear on the playground of a special needs school. Subhuman to the extreme.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >OMG HE DIDN'T LIKE MY MOVIE GAME
              >this make you... LE moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't like the game either. But your """"wit"""" was on the level of a 4 year old down syndrome kid. Pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t.
                "game"-dev

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Incredible comeback.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this game came out and got 10/10s across the board, whilst Ground zeroes was criticised for its short length.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is that Ground Zeroes was a prologue they decided to not only release as a standalone but at full price.
          Imagine if they charged 60 quid for the tanker section of MGS2 then another 60 quid for the plant section.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ground Zeroes was also being sold at $40

            Gone home was 15 bucks and Tacoma 20 bucks, I wouldn't spent that money for those walking simulators

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ground Zeroes was also being sold at $40

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So was Gone Home initially? And inb4 you pull up how much it's dropped now in 2022 to try and make a point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's free shit on itch.io with more hours of content than Gone Homo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and the devs had the nerve to call Long Live the Queen a flowchart.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Gone home dev name is Steve Gaynor
          KWAB

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what you homosexuals say, it's an incredibly comfy game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't disagree tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't disagree tbh

      Go play myst or dear esther if you want le comfy walking simulator you homos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The twist was stupid and the sister will get arrested or killed by her lover

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I enjoyed it and I hate gays and walking simulators. It's a one and done game and it only takes a couple hours to get through. The endless seething about it to this day is hilarious

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk blue is the warmest colour

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be Life is hella Strange

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some gay shit like Empire.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, as Gone Home isn't a proper video game, I suppose it would have to be something that isn't a proper movie. Back in the day they'd sometimes glue a few episodes of a TV show together and pretend it was a movie, like say Riding with Death (1976), which was just a couple of episodes of Gemini Man taped together.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would say Rise of Skywalker
      Because that thing felt less like a movie and more like a long video game Bethesda fetch quest.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A video game or computer game is an electronic game that involves interaction with a user interface or input device – such as a joystick, controller, keyboard, or motion sensing device – to generate visual feedback.
    Shut the frick up, morons

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gone Home BAD
    VNs and Planescape Torment GOOD
    all of them are shit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How bad will it be?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Business idea: movie game where a family forces you to investigate their son's suicide which they think is actually a murder and during the investigation you find out he was a closeted troony
    Lesbian nonsense like Gone Home is old hat

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