What is the greatest movie of all time?

What is the greatest movie of all time?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vertigo
    Godfather
    Citizen Kane

    These are pretty much ranked as the top 3 by most critics and directors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so it cant be one of those by default then thanks for narrowing it down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          popularity + critics in particular and both in this case are sure signs something is trash, wouldn't you agree?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Citizen Kane sucks balls

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Other thing is probably filled with Black folk anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As it should be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I made this years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I invented /calm/jak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quite literally. The whole Balkans is nothing but streets like this on hill-side towns.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu Black person i've been to Albania and it was africa levels of destitute

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You've either never been to Albania or to Africa you wide nosed homosexual.
          What do you mean by destitute, btw? Because they have no homeless people, everyone eats well, they live 5 years longer than Americans on average, there's very little crime, no Black folk, the roads are very well made, there's tap water than you can drink and electricity everywhere, even in the smallest most remote villages, Mercedes cars constitute 2/3rds of all cars, etc. I guess they don't have Starbucks and apple laptops, is that it?
          t.has seen both Balkans and Africa

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are a blatant liar if you think Albania has constant water and electricity, clean roads and no homeless people. The Balkans are fricking dogshit aside from Slovenia and maybe Croatia
            t. I go every year.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >You are a blatant liar if you think Albania has constant water and electricity
              But they quite literally do.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              People still value family in the Balkans and they take care of each other. No family will ever let even a remote member become a bum out of fear of public image at the very least. You seem to have a very american point of view where you think every country is the same as the US only better or worse. It doesn't even dawn on you that different countries can have different social structures and different problems. There's no opioids in the Balkans either, nor trailer parks for instance. Their poor live in commie era blocks at worst.
              You sound like some diasporahomosexual that has moved to the US very young and has catched brain cancer over there from all the corn syrup.
              t.italian working on energy projects in the Balkans that has seen the region quite extensively

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've definitely spent more of my life there than you have and I can tell you with certainty that not every small town or village has consistent electricity or water. The roads are complete dogshit in every country. I have no issue with how family structures and cultural values are much more stable than other countries but the Balkans are plainly not a good place to live right now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How do Albanians treat their moronic family members if this is true?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, got it, you're a serb schizo. I see that map posted by serbshits on int in Balkan threads.
                I don't give a frick, the Balkans are still beautiful and I'll continue visiting there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >People still value family in the Balkans and they take care of each other.
                lol spoken like a true american

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Because they have no homeless people
            Gyppos living in garbage literally everywhere ought to count
            >they live 5 years longer than Americans on average
            Living longer than the fattest people on earth is not a win
            >there's very little crime
            Lmao. See gyppo menace point. Also albanians are notorious pickpockets and the albanian mob exists all over europe
            >no Black folk
            Gyppos are worse and albanians aren't much better
            >there's tap water than you can drink
            It tastes like pool water i'm not drinking that shit
            >electricity everywhere, even in the smallest most remote villages
            Blatant lie
            >Mercedes cars constitute 2/3rds of all cars
            I'll give you that one. But let's not act like these are new models most people are driving

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ARMAGEDDON. Do not attempt to debate me on this matter.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    x-men origins: wolverine. that shit at the beginning where hes in the civil war with sabertooth is badass

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Core. This is not up for debate.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna go back to Kyoto one day

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor Zhivago
    >Lawrence of Arabia
    >Nosferatu the Vampyre
    >Solaris
    These are all contenders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soviet movies really demonstrate how much capitalism dumbs down culture.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven’t seen many Soviet films besides Tarkovsky’s but all of his are great.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Watch Battleship Potemkin

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I’ll check it out. Thanks for the recommendation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True. I watched a few Russian kinos and they feel like operas compared to american shlock by the likes of Spielberg.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BvS.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Marvel

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Robocop

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starship Troopers is in many respects the perfect kino

    Its pacing is just pristine in every single aspect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure its the greatest movie, but it is certainly kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      way too brutal and sadistic, cant eat an edible and watch it that’s for sure

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the greatest movie of all time?
    lawrence of arabia or that cecil b. demille babylon kino

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starship troopers, anyone that says otherwise is a fascist

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Josie and the Pussycats

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    seventh seal

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Truman Show

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cube 2: hypercube

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the tutorial movie, Schindlers List

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Olympia parts 1 and 2.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's this and you all know it.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gattaca

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar
    Titanic
    The Avengers: Endgame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is bait

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jaws

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Casablanca or Once Upon a time in the West.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be any one of these really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Her
      >Birdman
      Why is this cringe shit here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's a joke anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No there are many ironic choices there, those two were probably included unironically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the main character of her is a Cinemaphile user

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He’s just like me!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My snob answers
    >Rear Window
    >Casablanca
    >Breathless

    Non snob answers
    >RoboCop
    >The Silence of the Lambs
    >Evil Dead 2

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wolverine inmortal

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    El Topo

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'ts not out yet, but my biopic

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Spain

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Barry Lyndon.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lost in Translation

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