WHAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE MALE FIRST NAME IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

WHAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE MALE FIRST NAME IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donald is up there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it makes me think of a wad of phlegm.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but you can shorten it to Don or Donny and that's pretty cool

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don is cool.

        [...]
        Al is cool.

        Don is short for Donovan

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or Donald

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero rental fees?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don is cool.

      Alex
      im calling you out

      Al is cool.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muhammad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dubs confirm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spbp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dubs confirm

      spbp

      Complete and total morons.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was killed a week after uploading this.

        How big were the stones they killed her with?

        found the seething turd clits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh shit clit bros

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i love arab women

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was killed a week after uploading this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How big were the stones they killed her with?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs. No name screams and necessitates "shitskin" like Muhammed. Even the white Muslims what few there are tend to have better taste, and not sufficient arrogance to name themselves after their prophet. Kind of like how only brown Christians name their kids Jesus, because it would be so absurdly presumptuous to fricking name your child just straight up "The Son of God." Wow is your name Joseph you fricking tool? At least the white people mix it up a bit and use Joshua which is clever because by pronouncing Jesus incorrectly when referring to the actual fricking guy they can just use his actual name, to which Joshua is infinitely closer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit you win, I was going to say Sebastian or LaRandalle

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's specified male so it can't be OP or Janny.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeb!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being a "Chad" has been used as a meme to mean one thing. Actually being named Chad is a universal sign of being a douchebag. Don't be mad at me. Thems just the rules.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Max

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every Max I've met has been a semi-chad at the very least

      Eugene?

      Such an ironic name, because it's supposed to mean "good genes" and yet the name immediately conjures up an image of a classic nerd with buck teeth, a pocket protector, and thick rimmed glasses

      Lester

      Short for MoLester

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, Eugene makes me think of a guy with longish hair and a flannel shirt for some reason, which really doesn't make sense, because in reality, they pretty much all look like what you described.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you probably subconsciously associate it with the city Eugene Oregon and connect it with hipsters

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically that name means good genetics or chad like qualities.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ezra

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ezra Pound was based and nothing is better than Ezra. It’s good, but not better than Ezra.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you fricked it up

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Irish, moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eugene?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cletus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Serious question: has there actually been a single child born named Cletus in the past 50 years? I can't imagine anyone, no matter how inbred and sheltered from the rest of the world , actually going with that name past like 1935 or so but I've learned never to underestimate the stupidity of humans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cletus

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never met a Cletus but I have a cousin by marriage named Clyde. Cool guy though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clyde is an absolute Chad name THOUGH.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can only think of good ole Cletus Van Damme

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cletus is actually a sick sounding name that means something sick and it is nothing short of blood libel that it has become associated with weird rednecks.

        That said yes, I know two. Southerners play into stereotypes on purpose, it's a self-destructive spite thing.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Josh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steven

      Known some cute bois with these names so no

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nurpy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ain’t nobody named Nurpy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Bort

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you talking to me??
          My name is also Bort

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nicely played anon, nicely played

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pajeet

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steven

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick you Black person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuc kyou basterd b***h

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about to name my son Stephen in a few month when the dude pops out. We are slavshits so it's gonna be "Stepan" here. I think he's gonna be alright with that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From my experience, "Stephen" seems to have a disproportionately amount of gay guys or effeminate males.

      Truly, we are in the Steverdammerung

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lester

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keith

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keith

      These homies actually get it

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stephen

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glen

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that would sound stupid for a woman to moan during sex:

    >Oh, Richardson!
    >Frick me, Terry!
    >Harder, Jimbo!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about "quint"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you were saying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still haven't posted my name

      I think my name would sound ok, but I'm a KHHV so idk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bubba

      >Jimbo
      >Bubba
      I think there's a specific kind of middle aged fat woman who would be exclusively into the kind of guy this evokes.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caleb
    Shlomo
    Jasper
    Too many black names to list

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shlomo
      >black name

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black person is you moronic or just pretending

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl+f
    >search my name
    >Zero results found in page
    Phew, that was a close one

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Egbert.
    Technically it's germanic but still. It sounds like your trying to cough up phelgm when you say it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Ethelbald

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Egbert
      edge-bright
      Naming yourself after a sword is badass. A fine Germanic name.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Of Latin origin, Quint is a boy’s name meaning “five.” A variant of the name Quintin, it’s derived from the Latin number five, quint. In English, Quint is a nickname derived from the Middle English queint meaning “wise, prudent,” “crafty, sly,” or “elegant, vain.”
    so george costanza wasn't that weird when he wanted to name his kid seven

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Poindexter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THAT’S REALLY HARD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      redeemed

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luke

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elliot

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keith

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quandarious.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leslie

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape.

    https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/152211700/rape-funderburk

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From my experience, "Stephen" seems to have a disproportionately amount of gay guys or effeminate males.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every Stephen I've ever known has been a complete and total butthole, a snotty little b***h, or both. To anyone reading this, if your name is Stephen, get fricked.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trips of Truth. The Stephen I know had always been weird but before I stopped talking to him he wouldn't stfu about how nice wearing g-string underwear was for a month. He got fired from his job as a Mexican maid cleaning rich people's houses because he did a cart wheel in his g-string in front of all his fat latina coworkers.

      He is a 35 year old white guy and got married in Vegas to a 50 year old obese black woman with children his age last I heard working for the VA as a maintenance guy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ, please tell me this is a movie reference or something.
        Thats the only stephen you know? How would he bring up his G-string? Why was he a male maid? Why was he cartwheeling on the job. It all seems so unbelievable, thats why I asked if this was a reference.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The other Stephen I knew was the crazy Stephen's brother in law who got dishonorably discharged from the army and divorce raped because his satanically evil wife/Stephen's sister made some shit up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He got fired from his job as a Mexican maid cleaning rich people's houses because he did a cart wheel in his g-string in front of all his fat latina coworkers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and before he was a maid he spent 10 years being a weed dealer who smoked his own supply while living in a apartment his parents owned rent free.

        Before he was kicked out of that apartment he had setup a grow tent for growing Osage orange trees. He vented all the humidity into his house and the entire place was 80% humidity. He also let his pet birds fly free in the apartment.

        Jesus christ, please tell me this is a movie reference or something.
        Thats the only stephen you know? How would he bring up his G-string? Why was he a male maid? Why was he cartwheeling on the job. It all seems so unbelievable, thats why I asked if this was a reference.

        So he got kicked out of the apartment his parents owned because the entire family is fricked, so his Mexican ex-stepmom who ran the maid service took pity on him and let him live in her trailer that was used for the business. He brought up the G-string like a friend who bought a new fishing pole and gaming pc and not stfu up about it. He went on about how he had this site make him custom ones that were exactly his specifications. He constantly would get random hobbies that would consume him for about 1-2 months then it would just be another pile of crap in his house. He made weed grow lights, custom gameboys, the trees I mentioned, was an auto mechanic...

        Why did he cart wheel naked in front of the maids? I think he thought it would be sexy. He isn't quite autistic as much as just a narcissist with bad social skills.
        He had really bad social skills but was also really arrogant/sort of confident in a weird way. He would alternate between being really shy towards women to creepy, and had a string three older black girlfriends/frick buddies who all wore the pants in the relationship, including our mutual childhood friend's mom.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and then after he got fired/evicted from the Mexican maid thing he started working for InstaCart and moved in with our mutual Schizotypal friend rent free (he had a large social network of people who would do free shit for him it was crazy). His female manager started complimenting him for being a good worker, so he interpreted this as flirting and asked her out. She declined politely and he got creepy about it and chewed her out. Corporate got involved and he had a meltdown and chewed everyone out, my brother said he was talking about shooting up the place on the phone... was so fricking stupid.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did he have a large social network willing to do stuff for him? Also how does a "Mexican Maid" service have a corporate unit?
            I fricking hate this Stephen like all the Stephens I know in my life, but I'm baffled how this frick up of a person has friends like you, or people that would help him.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >how does a "Mexican Maid" service have a corporate unit?
              it's probably a franchise, almost like a fast food joint. you license the name and some central office hooks you up with a supply chain etc. they exist.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >How did he have a large social network willing to do stuff for him?
              Forgot to answer. Simple answer is he was really open with you right away, so he is really attractive to hippy dippy types. Sometimes this came across as really creepy and sometimes he would come across as really interesting. Also he sold weed and would get you high for free so a constant cast of all kinds of story worth characters would walk through like it was a fricking sitcom, smoking weed in his 900 square foot apartment full of mechanic tools, guns, and various manchild stuff covered in dust amplified by the constant smoke or burning weed and swisher sweet wrappers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and he complained a lot and would fish for pity.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What manager? You said he was working for instacart.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok final question, how did you even know him. Usually friends banter about things they bought, which sounds like the case here when you say he bragged about his g-string like a new graphics card. Do you live in Vegas too? I'm not from America and this is some GTA shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was my older brother's on/off best friend since before I was born. He was really funny and always had crazy ideas for things to do like making welders out of microwaves, building water cooled flashlights, or trying explosive recipes we found online. In retrospect he was always a pretty bad influence and a mediocre friend. His entire family were buttholes. It probably took until I was in the middle of college for me and my brother to realize completely just how pathetic he was. He also kept rolling $10 blunts all day and I would get insanely high for free while playing Nintendo 64, which really helped keep me around for too long.

            No we live in Illinois. They just ran off to Vegas to get one of those drive thru weddings without telling anyone in the friend network.

            How did he have a large social network willing to do stuff for him? Also how does a "Mexican Maid" service have a corporate unit?
            I fricking hate this Stephen like all the Stephens I know in my life, but I'm baffled how this frick up of a person has friends like you, or people that would help him.

            It was instacart corporate.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and then after he got fired/evicted from the Mexican maid thing he started working for InstaCart and moved in with our mutual Schizotypal friend rent free (he had a large social network of people who would do free shit for him it was crazy). His female manager started complimenting him for being a good worker, so he interpreted this as flirting and asked her out. She declined politely and he got creepy about it and chewed her out. Corporate got involved and he had a meltdown and chewed everyone out, my brother said he was talking about shooting up the place on the phone... was so fricking stupid.

          >TFW you realise Stephen is the posters name and he’s doing the ‘referring to himself in the third person’ thing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No my name is Spencer. Why would I write a 3rd person story where I am completely honest about being a lifelong frickhead?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >my name is Spencer
              I’d guess from tha, you ruined your mom’s vegana and now she can’t pee without pain or have sex and that name represents your parents’ barely suppressed low level hatred for the damage you did.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I think she was thinking about Spencer Tracy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >got married in Vegas to a 50 year old obese black woman with children his age
        unbelievably based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Stephen I know b***hed to my friend and I's boss at a fricking pizza place that we were smoking weed when we closed, even though he smoked with us a couple times. This was 11 years ago, Stephen, you even look like a fricking RAT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every Stephen I've ever known has been a complete and total butthole, a snotty little b***h, or both. To anyone reading this, if your name is Stephen, get fricked.

      Virtually all Stephens call themselves Steve, which is a perfectly reasonable name.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gunthorpe

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take your pick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wan'Tauhjs
      Wontajus? How in the frick do you even say that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just when you thought their race couldn’t be any dumber, they pull this shit out of their ass and surprise you even more. Slavery was truly our Nation’s greatest mistake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Change the last one to "Raliek the Red" and it takes on a sort of swords and sorcery feel. Decent barbarian name tbh.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Martin.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bart
    Bob
    Boris
    Brian
    Chandler
    Dennis
    Elmo
    John
    Justin
    Louis
    Nigel
    Simon
    Sonny

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's an indian in my program at school named Arshdeep

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maurice, duh

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bubba

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seth
      Searched for this, because it's obviously the correct answer. Seth Rogan, Seth Meyers, Seth McFarlane, Seth Green, something about being named Seth just makes you a smarmy dick.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    robert
    christian

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toby
    it's a fricking dog name

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eugene

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aiden
    >Brayden
    >Caden
    >Jaden
    >.....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the most popular modern names that women are giving their sons are unattractive to women
      No, try again

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed Aiden, you're too young to be here anyways.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's Brayden and I'm 27

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go to bed Aiden, you're too young to be here anyways.

            Gen A names are something else. I work in a hospital intake unit and the names of kids under 10 right now are just so moronic it's unbelievable. The memes are true. Brayden and Jayden and Jaxxson and Moenica and Leander and jayce and shit like zane fricking what the frick. What a shitty little generation imagine having to address people seriously in the workplace with names like these

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mort
    Norbert
    Kayden
    Egbert
    Carl
    Darius
    Gaylord

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Egbert
      frick you man

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dick
    Demetrius
    Jacob
    Michael
    Matthew
    Joshua
    Nicholas
    Christopher
    Joseph
    Daniel
    Brandon
    Zachary

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats your problem?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chad names to be honest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brandon is basically an alternative to Chad if not a slight step down. He's the guy girls go for if Chad is taken.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dick
      Nobody is named Dick, Dick is just short for Richard. People named Richard can also call themselves Rick.
      >Demetrius
      Demitri
      >Jacob
      Jake
      >Michael
      Mike
      >Joshua
      Josh
      >Nicholas
      Nick
      >Christopher
      Chris
      >Joseph
      Joe
      >Daniel
      Dan.
      >Brandon
      Brad
      >Zachary
      Zack

      All of these are completely reasonable names which your child won't stand out from the crowd with. Dimitri is the weirdest of them, people will think you're Russian but otherwise won't care.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon lists all the guys who bullied him in high school

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Akshit

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jet Neptune is actually a sick name.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For somebody on the Jetsons or Futurama, sure.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sid
    Melvin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melvin

      Well spoopity sploosh to you too

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shamrez
    >Thana
    >Omass
    >Onish
    >Soorya
    >Maurice
    >Felipe
    >Vin
    >Drew
    >Mateo

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically?
    Clayton or Mark.
    Every Mark or Clayton I've ever looked at looks exactly like the Chud shooter guy the wojak was made from.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ive met some decent Marks but Claytons are all Chuds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew 2 Clayton's and they were both racist white kids from Texas who were into guns and were incel creeps who prob wouldve ended up as school shooters.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one I knew was an Autistic liberal CS major who was really lankey. He looked like the Chud if he were tall and had a israeli nose.

        He was actually a decent guy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Clayton I knew in high school looks EXACTLY like the shooter guy. I knew him in 4th grade all the way to high school graduation. He had no friends, smelled like shit, hat moron anger issues, like punching himself in the head when people bullied him for being weird, and was absolutely obsessed with anime, especially pokemon. I'm surprised he didn't shoot up the school when some kid stole his sketchbook full of hand drawn pokemon OCs and carved "homosexual" on the cover and returned it to his locker.
        He was such a fricking sperg even the other weebs (not that we had a lot, hick school) didn't want to hang out with him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only Clayton I've ever met was a 6'6 sports Chad in high school

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i used to know a clayton who would hold computer mice with both hands. i think he grew up to be a substitute teacher.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melvin

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm beginning to hate Noah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      coz he had a breeding pair of bed bugs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's an butthole white kid's name

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And currently the no. 1 name for Bongs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, it’s not too bad. I get to watch JCon say my name constantly then pretend for a brief second she’s addressing me directly instead of Russell Crowe.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No woman gets wet at the name Austin as a first name.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every Austin I ever met in high school and college were dirtbag drug dealers who subsisted on addictpussy.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ichabod.
    Ebeneezer.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spengo
    Dorp
    Foczoop
    Brane
    Niicktingiluu
    Nurpy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ignatius

      Ooopo
      Smenger
      Persp

      Ok now you’re just smashing shit on your keyboard at this point.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignatius

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ooopo
    Smenger
    Persp

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poopenfarter.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gavin is the true butthole name. That guy is in a whole other league of prick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I knew a Gavin back in college. I wonder if he posts here

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smennin
    Cemen
    Cok

    These are real names.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spengo
      Dorp
      Foczoop
      Brane
      Niicktingiluu
      Nurpy

      Ooopo
      Smenger
      Persp

      LMFAO

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My name is a meme but hasn’t been posted yet. Feels good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi Sneed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron he's obviously Chuck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pepe is that you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Feels good
      I'm guessing Pepe.
      Or is it Seth? Robert?

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skeet
    Tucker
    Chipp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should be illegal to name your kid Tucker.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. La’Kwendrius

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tristan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tristan is a name for scrawny chads.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ShrimpdickSmellyChud

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ethan

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know someone called tyler or billy is gonna be a frickin butthole

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Billy
      How dare you

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shmuley

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans literally have a man called Mitt! And they let that man do politics.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My name hasn't been mentioned yet 🙂

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i go to baskin robbins every night and treat myself to a little treat

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mitt!

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Erik

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ian

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyrus
    Upper middle class prick that thinks he is better than you.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think the name Harry was boring as frick, but now I like it cause it sounds old school.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alex
    im calling you out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alexander is imposing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no its not lol
        makes me think of a little gay guy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >posts a gay guy
            not a great counter lol

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alexander the Great and Napoleon are probably your great great grandfathers bro.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fake image. He had grey skin.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of the names posted here aren't English.

    The correct answer is Basil, even if it is of Greek Origin, it's still very popular in England. Frickers named after an Herb.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, this little fricker is kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but not exactly attractive.

        The most kino Basil character is Basil Fawlty anyways.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >named after herb
      I thought the name “Basil” was pronounced “bazzle” not “bayzil” like the plant.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People in the UK don't pronounce Basil as "Bayzil", they pronounce it as "Bazzle", both the name and the herb.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The rest of the world pronounces it as ‘bazzle’. It’s only America that does ‘bayzil’. Same with Cecil: the rest of the world says ‘sessil’ and Americans say ‘seesil’. Ditto ‘route’ (root vs the American ‘rowt’), oregano (orry garno not o-reggano) and probably a good ten or fifteen other examples too.

          HERB HAS AN H AT THE FRONT YOIU FRICKWITS STOP SAYING ‘ERB’ YOURE NOT FRICKING JAMAICAN

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the worst is how americans say craig... "creg". it's not CREG MOTHERFRICKERS. craig is a shit name however

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn’t even realize the letter H existed in the UK alphabet.

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melvin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Herman
      >Dexter
      >Melvin
      Are these even real names? I thought they were joke names given to plucky cartoon characters.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    matthew or david

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew is just a gay guy who wears glasses and cardigans and David is just a generic attractive guy who never offends anyone.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bryceton. Worked with a queer named that, horrid man, moronic name.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cody.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >John
    >George
    >Paul
    >Zachary
    >Christopher
    >Ringo
    >Mick
    >William
    >Cory
    >Niall
    >Shad

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from best to worst rank the following names:
    Daniel
    Danny
    Dan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Danny can work if you’re a young, fun, short guy who’s pals with everyone at work. Dan or Daniel… yikes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats you picked the gayest one

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dan
          the guy in the next apartment over who killed himself a few months ago
          >Daniel
          an actual moron that his paraprofessionals call “Daniel” instead of Dan to sound more dignified

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok little danny

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >an actual moron that his paraprofessionals call “Daniel” instead of Dan to sound more dignified

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dan is the name of an attractive fit guy with right-leaning politics. Daniel is an effeminate long-haired guy who plays guitar and paints his nails black and is more intelligent than you expect.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >an actual moron that his paraprofessionals call “Daniel” instead of Dan to sound more dignified
            what if he just doesnt like being called dan?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dan is a name of power; it commands respect and carries a lot of weight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        danny when youre young
        dan when youre old
        never daniel

        >Dan
        the guy in the next apartment over who killed himself a few months ago
        >Daniel
        an actual moron that his paraprofessionals call “Daniel” instead of Dan to sound more dignified

        kek my brother's name is Daniel and Ive never called him Dan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      danny when youre young
      dan when youre old
      never daniel

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clarence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MITT ffs!

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >200 posts
    >no one has said your name yet

    nice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Jeff, sounds like what you’d call a cartoon clown.

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Garretts cool or douches?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with Garrets but they’re always unremarkable, but less unremarkable than other unremarkable people and they might have a mustache.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am unremarkable but I have a beard instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Try the stache to minimax your unremarkability.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want to blend in to the background so that might help

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Garretts
      incredibly douchey name

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thatcher

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw no one has said aaron

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rupert

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively the worst male names are the ones that sound femenine. I'm most European languages female names and nouns of femenine gender end with vowels. So male names that end with vowels might sound weird just for that reason - Ezra, Jonah, Jeremiah, Ari, Casey, Leslie etc.

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keith

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not ted

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nigel

    It sounds bad -'Nigh Jill'

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only really used in britbong land

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Childfricker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this such a popular name for israelites? Every time I hear someone address a rabbi they have that for a first name.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrone

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly for me it's Stephen. I think it's because I just dislike fricking stephanie especially as a name because there was a girl I liked but I was a small stupid child so I couldn't say her name right. To this day hearing it makes me wince with the pangs of childhood love.

    I think objectively though it's got to be something like Bradley (Brad is fine) or maybe Dexter. Dexter is a pencilneck name for pencilneck people and it even MEANS fricking pencilneck, I have never once in my life met a Dexter who wasn't smart but totally insufferable and socially inept. Never once and I've known like 12 I'm from California.

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My name is rather uncommon, but it’s so closely associated with a certain film (and the films that film was inspired by) that 99% of people are familiar with the name and will instantly bring up that movie when first meeting me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shrek?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, Bladerunner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Relax, Godzilla.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RUN FORREST RUN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sebastian?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indiana, Darcy, Lawrence, Howl, Kirk, Vinny?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In Tha Hood.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marlon these nutz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Travis?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off dongus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed Baneson, the sun is already up it’s time for bed.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think of Tommy?
    Personally I think he sounds like a really funny attractive charismatic fellow. The life if the party if you will.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tommy sounds like a weird guy with curly blonde hair and a shit-eating grin who has concerning hobbies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the deaf dumb and blind kid who kept getting molested.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thomas is a good name if you’re an old corn farmer. Tom and Tommy are both cool though.

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grover.

    also humphrey (nickname = humpy).

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sam. Can you imagine being named Sam? What a nightmare.

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nick

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gerald
    Bernard
    Humphrey

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone conveniently leaving out Adam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fnbn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          first name best name

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whew I'm safe so far
    Also share it with a gigachad actor so it'll stay that way 🙂

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Craig

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Majority of these names are okay ITT.
    Truly the worst is Joe and Bob, just something unappealing about these shit names. They're not even nicknames either, parents give people these names as birth names.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seething bobby blasted joelet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't make life work with a name like Joe or Bob, you were never going to make it with any name. Joe and Bob are wholly unoffensive and unremarkable names that nobody will make fun of anybody for having.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joe is good if you’re a line cook and Bob is good if you’re a hulking/tall fat guy. I’d KMS if my name was Bob and I was short. Probably go by Robert or Rob in that case. Rob can also work for a big fat guy OR if you have a six pack. No Bob on Earth has a six pack.

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    definitely not mine even though it's one of those names which receives a lot of hate

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wendell
    Spencer

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHAD

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Randall

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the name Ricardo comes with a free jar of hair gel

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gaylord

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    300 replies, no Adolf?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adolf is a nice name that would probably still be in wide use if not for Hitler.
      Looking through wikipedia the number of turn of the century Americans named Adolph or Adolphus is not insignificant.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I didn’t live in israelitemerica I’d name my kid Adolf in an instant.

        [...]
        Virtually all Stephens call themselves Steve, which is a perfectly reasonable name.

        Nah you have to be a jokester to be Steve. Not a class clown and not a sharp as a tac witty jokester just a funneh guy whether he intends to be or not, a goof. Steven is a serviceable name I can see coming from many woks of life but no owner of a car dealership is going by Steve, he’s Steven.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nah you have to be a jokester to be Steve. Not a class clown and not a sharp as a tac witty jokester just a funneh guy whether he intends to be or not, a goof.
          Lots of people get through life like that just fine. People tend to like guys like that.

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for a common name, Bob is pretty repulsive
    maybe it's the average age and pant size of the guys who are called that

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You frickers are so out of touch. Keith? Joe, Bob, Andrew, Michael? Totally run of the mill.
    There's zoomers out there with some truly atrocious names. Djayben, Crue, Sevyn, Kaizen, Jrue, Jaxx, Kanan. Just to name a few.
    The future is grim.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person/wigger names are obviously bad, everybody knows it so bringing up those names in this conversation isn't really interesting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are in the top 500 of the most popular names right now. These trends aren't going to stop. You wanna dismiss them because they're peripheral, but they're not, they're popular. That's what you're not getting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You wanna dismiss them because they're peripheral
          That's not what I said. I said that everybody in this thread already knows they're bad, so bringing them up doesn't produce interesting conversation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thread topic is about the most unattractive male first names
            >you can't bring up the actual answers because everyone knows them already
            >instead we have to discuss names that aren't actually the most unattractive male first names

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're only allowed to find orthodox, white, well-established names unattractive, chud.
              Klaxyth is a beautiful lyrical name.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, now you understand.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Keith
      Thank you, I posted Ian but meant to post Keith too. Literally the kind of kids in school that would try to see your dick when you took a piss in 2nd grade.

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most popular name for newborn boys in the United States has been Liam for about 3 years now. I'd say Liam is a worse name than Keith.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, being called Liam in the 90's was fricking terrible. None of my teachers spelled my name correctly, half of them thought I was mispronouncing William and insisted on 'correcting' my pronunciation or that I had made it up as a nickname.
      Frick this gay name, I hate it. Fricking Irish, making my life harder than it already is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Man, being called Liam in the 90's was fricking terrible.

        nice job doxxing yourself, moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One: Doxing only has one x
          Two: You can do literally nothing with this information and so I cordially invite you to have a nice day, homosexual

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suprised nobody has said francis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody named Francis would just go by Frank, which is a perfectly reasonable name.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Francis is definitely up there.

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    X Æ A-Xii
    Version 2.0
    Lucifer
    Slayer
    Kal-El
    Semaj
    Derfla
    Buddy Bear
    Kingmessiah
    Darth
    Xxayvier
    Prince Michael II/Blanket
    Harm
    Man
    Doll
    Almond
    Apollo
    Christop
    Dijon
    Nimrod
    Bear Blaze
    Bingham
    Exton
    Bronx Mowgli
    Jermajesty
    Dweezil
    Sage Moonblood
    Zowie
    Zumma

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally a kid in my nephew's class who's name is Rhaegar.

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >300+ replies in and nobody has mentioned Todd

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Colin

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey op

    >WHAT IS YOUR NAME

    >WHAT

    >IS

    >YOUR

    >NAME

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