What is the point of giving a superhero a secret identity if it's extremly obvious what their real identity is?

What is the point of giving a superhero a secret identity if it's extremly obvious what their real identity is?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There’s gonna be so much porn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are fricking boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, we don't know that for sure. If the show is even half decent then yes. There is a good chance of it but we'll have to wait and see.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of the black glasses girl. I hope

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Domino masks may be the most iconic superhero disguise but they're also the stupidest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Domino mask isn't what's wrong with Green arrow's outfit. It's his facial hair, Oliver Queen is the only other guy in town rocking that Robinhood goatee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean most street heroes fight at night so it really doesn't matter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but it's literally current year and everything you do is recorded by a dozen cameras and sent to either Google or Amazon. Jeff Bezos and the immortal cabal of ancient demons that runs Alphabet Inc. all know your secret identity and they aren't going to do anything altruistic with that knowledge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it works perfectly if you don't have an attention prostitute haircut of something else on the face.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't work at all, it's useless lol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what a castrated, contrariant come back.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It must be a big coincidence.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna guess stoking autistic rage

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I wonder who she really is.
    >That shouldn't be too hard to figure out. Now who do we know named Super?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh, that's been a thing forever

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You most be fun at Superman Movies

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Sailor Moon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sailor Moon
      it's generally accepted that they hide their identity with ~*magic*~

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no eyebrows

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's funny.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A black nerdy BF sidekick?
    I have never seen one of those.
    She probably isn't the shy, soft spoken, over achiever type, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't seem particularly shy.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least she's a bit more expressive in here

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's he thinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Things only a disgusting villain would think.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that you can't recognize the art style shows that you don't deserve it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its not a big deal. That artist has been in a decline lately.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"I bet I'm indestructible!"
        Guess you had to learn the hard way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This guy can't keep himself off Disney Channel can he?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's already done something for her? Well damn that was fast. Is the first episode already out?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One more day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's already done something for her? Well damn that was fast. Is the first episode already out?

        This guy can't keep himself off Disney Channel can he?

        >Jmc2 everytime a Disney cartoon starring a little girl gets announced

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the comedy business, that's what's known as a joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cartoons have lore now, anon. Jokes are problematic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We live in a post joke society. And if you think that it is okay to create humor, then that is super not okay.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another fricking nerdy black sidekick
    They have to be doing this on purpose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only sin i see it's she's unnatractive af

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For you

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On Chop Socky Chooks they explained that barely anyone knows the Chooks in their civilian lives and the few people who do interact with their civilian identities already know they're the Chooks.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black
    >same haircut
    >pointy red glasses
    >yellow/green outfit

    wtf, it's the same fricking design

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing wrong with Rise and choco-April. Whole show is kinda kino. Especially if you look at it from a "stylization and flow" point of view.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's more boring than her previous versions and she doesn't even have a real reason to be on a mission with the turtles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She literally never does. She's always been a nothing character. Rise April is not worse or better than the others

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Rise April is not worse or better than the others
            She's black

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Le nerdy black friend
    I thought we were over this trope? Moon Girl is going to demolish this shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Moon Girl a nerdy black lead? Either way, yes. I do hope Moon Girl is good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GROSS. Guaranteed flop.

        You know, I work with dogs, and it's actually a thing that you shouldn't train them now to growl. Why? Because if they stop growling they simply stop warning you that they're angry, and just attack without warning.

        Racism is like this. You can teach people not to verbalize it, but you can't remove it, so you simply don't know everyone is utterly disgusted by non white leads until you release a show and zero people watch it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, another excellent cartoon featuring underage girls.
    Why would anyone have any streaming service other than Disney?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The characters need to remain recognisable in disguise for the audience's benefit, because, and I know this will blow your mind, THE AUDIENCE IS SMALL CHILDREN.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me or is each new generation of kids more of an idiot than the last?

      When I was a child we knew who Ben 10 and Batman were.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like nerdy black girls. It's a weakness

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The series was based on Povenmire's dynamic with his much younger sister, which he felt had never been portrayed on TV before
    Responsible big-brother/annoying little sister dynamics are pretty common in fiction, what was Dan Povenmire smoking?

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