What is the ugliest movie you've ever seen?
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What is the ugliest movie you've ever seen?
What is the ugliest movie you've ever seen?
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Do I have to have seen it? Because cats is pretty fricking horrific.
My gf tried putting that shit on it was back when I was smoking weed. I know for a fact we didn't finish it, I know for a fact I was smoking weed and didn't give a shit.
I remember the couch, I remember some very uncomfortable scenes of men dressed as cats in drag looking at the camera going "meow"
I know we broke up but it wasn't over that movie. I remember her crying in the street when I drove the truck home for the last time. I remember her drunk snapchats months later saying she'd always love me as her prom date and shit like that
I probably fricked it up because now I'm horribly depressed gaining weight, unemployed and stuck on Cinemaphile all day. I'd assume she's got a new bf by now (been like 7 years) maybe she even has a family. Maybe she's in this thread idk.
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Didnt even reD all that shit.fukkin die already stoner
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Alice in Wonderland 2010. I couldn't believe Tim Burton, who had made so many beautiful films in the 80s and 90s, had made this ugly brown dodgy CG laden puddle of sewage. It looks like a camrip of a film.
It has to be either this or Cats. There's tons of bland-looking films, but few are so offensively ugly that I have a hard time keeping my eyes on the screen.
I thought the Polar Express looked fine. Never got the hate.
>Remember when this came out
>Me and my mom (who both love the original) both hated it
>Dad somehow gets me to watch the sequel, which was even worse
>Since then they've gone insane with shitty "live-action" sequels, which makes me wonder how bad they are compared to the one that started the whole trend
Did Tim Burton actually make a 2 hour version of Dumbo or was that just a fever dream?
Allegedly he did, but I detected not a single hint of Burton anywhere in it. Anyone might have directed it.
It's literally fine, there's nothing wrong with it, be grateful we still had hot-topic-core stuff back then, trannies have basically genocided emos and scene aesthetic by insisting that gender means gender stereotypes so men and women have to confirm to stereotypes or they're transgender.
No, it isn't fine. Tim Burton made plenty of fine films. That isn't one of them. It's hideous.
>the movie’s not ugly because emo and scene were a thing
Neither of these things really relate at all. Just pointing that out
Have to agree with this one.
Polar Express is extremely ugly as well.
Most shit by disney/Pixar looks fricking terrible
Polar Express looks great, its the people that suck
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it was headache inducing as well
I think I see a Predator, but it might be a starfish.
The entire film looks like this, it's utter shit.
Argh, the crushed blacks!
>What is the ugliest movie you've ever SEEN?
Does this even qualify?
Which movie
Pitch Black
Were we meant to bring night vision goggles?
>he wasn't handed a pair of night vision goggles at his local kinoplex
bruh
Goddamn was about to mention this turd. I saw it in the theatre and could only guess at what was going on in the screen half the time.
I swear to god this is from Riddick because I remember this exact scene when I was a kid.
AvP2 is underrated, had the balls to kill a kid on-screen
It's also better than Prey or The Predator 2019
It's much worse than Prey, and The Predator is a close to 0/10 film so that's not accomplishing much. "It's good because a kid dies" isn't convincing me of its supposed secret merit.
I'm sure AvP2 isn't as bad as it's reputation at it's basic elements, but it does deserve it's rep based on how no one has ever actually seen the movie (and not from a lack of trying).
lmao AvPR is ridiculously dark. I distinctly remember not being able to see Jack shit in the movie theater watching this (yes it did release in theaters and me and my dad were the only ones in the theater).
It's crazy how uncanny valley shit is just accepted now. Like literally every modern video game looks worse than Polar Express.
the proportions look better, at least not weird like tiny face or big face up there
You chose a shitty screenshot.
Still looks like she got an eye that can't focus
Everything that wasn’t the land of the dead scenes in Coco is fricking hideous. If I was Mexican that movie would fricking offend me, the characters look like hideous caricatures.
This is literally just sentimental boomerslop a la Forrest Gump (hence why 80% of the cast is literally Tom Hanks)
Zoomers don't actually care about this movie they just get nostalgic about hot chocolate and red oreos before christmas break every year
Tried to watch it one time, couldn't get past the Dora the Explorer intro
So just like James and the Peach, people went in expecting it to be like Nightmare Before Christmas and were sorely disappointed?
James and the Giant Peach at least has a somewhat similar aesthetic or tone to Nightmare curtesy of Henry Selick, and the stop motion is quality. Dumbo might have been directed by Alan Smithee for all the Burton that was in it, they really killed his spirit with these lame blockbusters.
>book: His parents were trampled by a rhino escaped from the zoo
>movie: His parents were eaten by some sort of eldritch being in the form of a colossal rhino thundercloud
>the cosmic entity apparently has some vendetta against his bloodline as it then pursues him across the Altantic
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Not a movie, but Big Mouth is the ugliest piece of entertainment I've ever seen.
Most of The Hobbit movies looked like shit. The color palette, the bad CGI and all the bloom was very very bad.
The third film in particular looks fricking atrocious. Every shot is smothered in this desaturated bloom and nowhere looks like a real place.
>Default UE4 human face model on all the elves
>Windows Solitaire.jpg
literally looks like a video game cinematic
A bad video game cutscene
is this some ai-generated abortion? no way its from a real movie
peter jackson movies aren't "real" they're just computer generated
Is the kid on the right voiced by Christopher Walken?
No it's Eddie Deezen aka Mandark. Silly zoomer
The hobbit trilogy was downright offensive
Hackson took the worst visual aspects of RoTK and turned them up to 1000
Vidocq, one of the earliest films shot on digital, and also sporting some of the most obnoxious camerawork and editing to boot
>we need 200 closeups of greasy sweaty Frenchies with bad teeth
>say no more
woof
I remember the guy with the leaky ulcer on his face that he kept dabbing every couple seconds.
Black Panther 2
The secret adventures of Tom Thumb. It's a stop motion film with actors... who are also filmed stop motion.
stop motion is kino though
said the contrarian to the judge
Also why Kubo did everything Coco did, but better.
Looks more like a horror movie when the actors are all jittery.
I remember the trailer for this being included on my Manga Entertainment VHS. Wtf?
Reminds me of Jan Svanmajer.
looks like a Tool music video
You're ratarded. This looks cool and has a strong aesthetic of its own
infinity wars brown+orange+grey color palette was vomit inducing, the entire final action sequence of it was some of the ugliest thing put to film
except for all the blue and red wearing heroes and the purple space monsters
Catherine Called Birdy (2022)
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Didn't finish it. Too israeli.
The Lobster
the ugliest in recent decade at least
Tekkonkinkreet. The background animation is beautiful, but the character designs are just godawful
looks like a racist caricature
hated it
I just fapped to her butt everything else was indeed very ugly
This has to be the ugliest animated movie I've ever seen.
Yes, I've seen it.
Heinous
Kino
Food Fight
The Dark Knight
>Well hello UGLY!
He didn't have to be so blunt
there's rules against gore on blue boards excuse you
mars needs moms
BANE?
It's nowhere near the ugliest I've seen but I rewatched The Irishman recently and I'm still disappointed with how hideous it looks. The whole movie has this washed out digital look. Nothing about it looks natural, you always get the impression they're on a film set and everything you see is color graded. There's literally never any yellow sunlight, the skies are always grey and the trees are always dead. Maybe the movie is supposed to look sterile? Or I'm just giving Scorsese too much credit.
Mirror Mask by Kneel Gayman
12 years a slave.
Jk, haven't seen it.
Attack of the Clones
polar express had tons of kino shots. filtered
>you're filtered by these hideous characters because there was some lights in this shot
i literally never saw a problem with the characters besides the Steven Tyler elf. And the atmosphere of the movie is really nice.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Speed Racer but I didn't see it. Also the comic book movies like Antman that are entirely CGI except - sometimes - the actors' faces.
Speed Racer looks incredible
Filipino mainstream animators make the cheapest, glitchiest, worst, and ugliest animations out there.
They use Flash cutouts with the ugliest designs and zero effort, plus the animation glitches a lot.
Their animation makes 12 oz. Mouse look like Miyazaki by comparison.
They make South Park look like Disney Renaissance films by comparison.
They make Teletoon look like Don Bluth.
And their animations have more glitches than even Cyberpunk 2077 at launch and Fallout 76 at launch combined.
Definitely Delgo (2008) starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie Prinz Jr.
I'm mystified at how broken someone's sense of aesthetic could be that they would think that making your fricking main characters this ugly is acceptable. How was this shit funded and made with hundereds of people involved? How did anyone not look at this and think how repulsive the character design is? It genuinely stumps me.
28 Days Later is nauseating to look at. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but it's such an 'ugly' movie.
You like sicko mode or mo bamba?
Why do modern films look like CGI even when there isn't any? It is just bad filters? Not using film?
You couldn't see what was going on half the time in this piece of shit. And on the scenes you could it still looked horrendous. How it got good reviews is beyond me