I dunno I've watched a lot of mst3k. But actual recent movies? Probably The Newton Boys or Jennifer's Body I fell asleep during both in the movie theater and I've never done that before.
Crazy Rich Asians ranks pretty far up the list as it was one of the few movies I couldn't finish so I skipped to the end to watch like a minute of it before I deleted it.
The first one was good, it was the second one that sucked. I'm surprised Isla Fisher doesn't get more work. A funny attractive redhead should be money in the bank.
Haven't seen TRL but if it wasn't obvious enough bait you insult the masterpiece Saving Private Ryan lol
DUNC
It was so friggin boring, and everything was tan or grey.
I still pop in Dune 1984 occasionally its a much better film even with all the wierdness.
You're not cool
I've watched a lot of movies that I think are boring but this has yet to be topped. I've tried to watch it on three occasions and have fallen asleep every single time.
You're not cool
Its the worst capeshit movie ever made boring as fuck
>The plot follows a self-aware smartphone that becomes emotionally attached to its socially awkward owner.
Imagine the millions of screenplays sitting in unloved stacks in some abandoned building gathering dust, and this is what gets greenlit.
DUNC
It was so friggin boring, and everything was tan or grey.
I still pop in Dune 1984 occasionally its a much better film even with all the wierdness.
Any movie where there are a plethora of women writing, acting, or directing (or both) a movie, but Charlie's Angel, Birds of Prey, Ocean's Eight, and Book Club stand out as the absolute worst offenders of them.
Most likely a movie made by some Italian YouTubers. Sort of cringekino, but not even that good in that department. Might be the only movie on imdb I rated 1.
I've watched a lot of movies that I think are boring but this has yet to be topped. I've tried to watch it on three occasions and have fallen asleep every single time.
In what universe did no one put it there? i noticed it because yea its kind of common knowledge since the fbi files. it wasnt common knowledge when the movie came out
I've seen a lot of things man. I don't watch chick shit so theres a whole world of boring trash I havent seen there, but go indulge yourself in the horror section on Tubi, you'll easily find something worse than you've seen before. Like
for example. I highly recommend the Killer Bong series, go maybe killer bong 3 upwards. You'll probably see some titties so thats cool. Check out some of the crossovers. I havent been able to bring myself to watch this one yet. I just can't do it.
i give a chance to a lot of Netflix turds, the last one being about a cursed retro video-game which is so shit I didn't even bother remembering the name.
Of the theatrically released, big budget films nothing tops Lara Croft 2 in how shit it was
Bourne movies. Used to think they were okay, but last year I saw a bunch of them on TV and they were fucking awful. Also the latest one from 2016 was fucking atrocious, I went there with my family and nearly walked out of the theater. That's how bland it was and how much it sucked ass.
Grown ups is the worst by far. It's amazing how awful it is. There's absolutely no plot. The only jokes are adam sandler and his friends awkwardly roasting each other like middle schoolers/your grandparents and the delivery and editing makes it feel like you're just watching terrible live improv. I watched jack and jill afterward which may be the 2nd worst movie ever but it's a work of art compared to grown ups. I haven't seen the sequel but i've heard it's even worse so I'm saving it for a special occasion
I can't believe this movie didn't use any CGI.
second best robbari
wish Seth Rogan would just vanish from Hollywood.
This movie is degenerate as fuck but genuinely hilarious. The orgy scene was unnecessary but as a whole it was good
this movie literally saved heist films
I dunno I've watched a lot of mst3k. But actual recent movies? Probably The Newton Boys or Jennifer's Body I fell asleep during both in the movie theater and I've never done that before.
that just means you're getting older bruh
Rise of Skywalker, unironically.
Crazy Rich Asians ranks pretty far up the list as it was one of the few movies I couldn't finish so I skipped to the end to watch like a minute of it before I deleted it.
It’s a toss up between these two for me. Genuinely horrible and the antithesis or art.
the prequels
Young Jennifer Tilly is in it and the music is by Van Dyke Parks. How bad could it be?
They really did tilly dirty with that cartoon
>woody harrelson
>morgan freeman
>michael caine
the cherries on a jesse eisenberg/dave franco turd sundae
It's currently a tie between this and The Comfort of Strangers (1990).
lmao what a bitch
either nagger or female
or they have good taste because John Wayne movies are garbage lol
My girlfriend made me watch all 3 of these at the theatre. I fell asleep during the 3rd movie because of the reclining seats.
The first one was good, it was the second one that sucked. I'm surprised Isla Fisher doesn't get more work. A funny attractive redhead should be money in the bank.
>169285533
bait
I laughed once the entire movie.
>Amy Poehler, Ed Helms AND Kenan Thompson in the same movie, together
Are you by any chance a masochist?
Really? I’ve heard it’s very refreshing and funny
>does FROM romcoms what Airplane did for disaster movies
journalism is a fucking joke, they can barely even write english any more
The Thin Red Line.
All Malick movies are equally bad, but The Thin Red Line surprised me after Saving Ryan's Privates.
What? It's Kino, idiot.
Haven't seen TRL but if it wasn't obvious enough bait you insult the masterpiece Saving Private Ryan lol
You're not cool
You're not cool
You're not cool
Yet another movie about a weak curmudgeon and his invisible sidekick. Clooney seems to enjoy playing weak weak men.
The last time he ever played a 'strong' man was when he donned a rubber suit with bat-nipples for Joel Schumacher's "Batman & Robin".
we're on tv and film yet you all seem to have never watched a movie beyond your child hood.
SiREN (2016)
Ridiculous concept, nobody can go 40 days and 40 nights without sex.
Pic related
>The plot follows a self-aware smartphone that becomes emotionally attached to its socially awkward owner.
Imagine the millions of screenplays sitting in unloved stacks in some abandoned building gathering dust, and this is what gets greenlit.
Her already exists
And boy, did it ever suck.
I've never seen anything involving this guy that was watchable
DUNC
It was so friggin boring, and everything was tan or grey.
I still pop in Dune 1984 occasionally its a much better film even with all the wierdness.
Any movie where there are a plethora of women writing, acting, or directing (or both) a movie, but Charlie's Angel, Birds of Prey, Ocean's Eight, and Book Club stand out as the absolute worst offenders of them.
CUTIES of course, woman director / writer.
Can't post a pic though for reasons.
is this a deodorant commercial?
That shitty CGI helicopter and awkward pose cracks me up every time. Don't even need to see the rest of the tampon commercial.
fucking lmao. is this from the recent charlie's angels? it looks like a bodyform ad.
charlies angels (2019) is unironically an auteur piece. Elizabeth Banks directed, co-produced, wrote and acted in the film
tenet or last jedi
Most likely a movie made by some Italian YouTubers. Sort of cringekino, but not even that good in that department. Might be the only movie on imdb I rated 1.
I've watched a lot of movies that I think are boring but this has yet to be topped. I've tried to watch it on three occasions and have fallen asleep every single time.
there are technically inferior movies, sure, but i've never hated a movie like i hated this.
Did anyone notice the pedo swirl in the scenes with liam neeson and the young boy? You think thats a coincidence or nah?
ok, groomer
I didnt put it there you tool
On topic i second now you see me. Really dumb and really smug. Also happytime murders.wtf
>I didnt put it there you tool
no one did. But you're the only one seeing this which means it comes from (you) and not from the movie.
In what universe did no one put it there? i noticed it because yea its kind of common knowledge since the fbi files. it wasnt common knowledge when the movie came out
seek help
I relate. felt very similar about Amelie too. no resemblance to real life whatsoever.
“It’s supposed to be bad” is no fucking excuse
The sequels are much worse. At least with this one you have Gary Busey as Millard Findlemeyer / Gingerdead Man.
You ain’t wrong
I like movies that are so bad, they're unintentionally good.
Goddamn that looks bad
>has michael jai white
looks like kino
Is that supposed to be Daniel Jackson?
I've seen a lot of things man. I don't watch chick shit so theres a whole world of boring trash I havent seen there, but go indulge yourself in the horror section on Tubi, you'll easily find something worse than you've seen before. Like
for example. I highly recommend the Killer Bong series, go maybe killer bong 3 upwards. You'll probably see some titties so thats cool. Check out some of the crossovers. I havent been able to bring myself to watch this one yet. I just can't do it.
i give a chance to a lot of Netflix turds, the last one being about a cursed retro video-game which is so shit I didn't even bother remembering the name.
Of the theatrically released, big budget films nothing tops Lara Croft 2 in how shit it was
Star Wars holiday special
Star Wars episode IX
Breathless
Can't get through Satantango, but I belive it would be the worst.
Its the worst capeshit movie ever made boring as fuck
Not enough oneliners for you basedjak?
I like the first one because I love Isla Fisher and women in suits.
Bourne movies. Used to think they were okay, but last year I saw a bunch of them on TV and they were fucking awful. Also the latest one from 2016 was fucking atrocious, I went there with my family and nearly walked out of the theater. That's how bland it was and how much it sucked ass.
what happened? Matt Damon said trump bad?
I don't want to fucking talk about it
good choice. This movie was horrible. I managed about 25 mins.
Not the worst but the most unwatchable. You can't see shit because the film is so dark.
Legendarily dark.
Also half of the shots are close-ups.
Lol, did they not know how to light a scene at all?
maybe it looked good on the state of the art screen in the editing room.
Pisses me off just thinking about it
yall niggas dont really know what bad movies are itt
yall are just being pretentious n sheeit
get on my level
All Ed Wood movies are good.
except for orgy of the dead
Grown ups is the worst by far. It's amazing how awful it is. There's absolutely no plot. The only jokes are adam sandler and his friends awkwardly roasting each other like middle schoolers/your grandparents and the delivery and editing makes it feel like you're just watching terrible live improv. I watched jack and jill afterward which may be the 2nd worst movie ever but it's a work of art compared to grown ups. I haven't seen the sequel but i've heard it's even worse so I'm saving it for a special occasion
>he hasnt seen overboard
get on my sand man level negro