What is this, A KINDERGARTEN?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "return" was so cringey. It's overrated garbage but because David Hack Lynch directed it that means it's the greatest thing ever made. Twin Peaks and David Lynch get BTFO by The Sopranos and The Shield and Oz and Breaking Bad and The Wire. Yeah sure maybe The Sopranos takes a little inspiration from David Lynch's Twin Peaks and the rest of his work but that is only a small number in a much larger sum total. The Sopranos takes a little bit from Lynch but it truly is it's own thing and if David Lynch didn't exist The Sopranos would have still been the highest of grade kino. The return was such pseudo intellectual garbage that was directed poorly on purpose and everyone at this shit up. The Return has barely surface level of deeper meanings compared to other high grade shows.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are right but Lynch isn't good because of any intellectual depth, he's good because of the atmosphere he creates. I don't know think Lynch knows this is why he's good though, and he had almost lost it by the time he made The Return.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people like you think it’s trying to be deep? It’s just fun and weird

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sure it's just "fun and weird" now but when ever this series is reviewed it's treated as the deepest most brilliant masterpiece

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You got filtered

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well because it does have some deeper meaning to it, but not in any way that appeals to the mind as it does to the human condition, or the soul if you can understand it in that term. You gotta go into it with an open mind though, just have fun with it instead of trying to analyze and nitpick every detail.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you morons unable to understand surrealism?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The "return" was so cringey.
      *rapes you*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Twin Peaks and David Lynch get BTFO by The Sopranos and The Shield and Oz and Breaking Bad and The Wire.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even Satan gets L Y N C H E D

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw The Warriors recently and noticed the scrawny guy who explains the rules to Mr C is the leader of The Orphans gang in the movie and talks and behaves very similarly.

    And nice digits, checked.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > talks and behaves very similarly
      Yeah he’s one of those character actors that plays the same role in everything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Warriors, come out to play" guy is Jerry Thorne in TP

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No shit. Christ.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like The Return was a deliberate shitting on the detective genre in general.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dougie were the best parts. What year is this was kino.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dougie were the best parts
      no it wasnt

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >midwit who missed the point of the series

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >contrarian midwit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is some guy does a magic trick which leads to a kid getting run over in front of Harry dean Stanton

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if, and get this, what if we frick with the audience by not giving them cooper for not just one or two episodes, but almost the entire series?
      Classic Lynch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HELLLOOOOOOOO

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHER

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jade give two rides

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how he gave time to bands at the end of most episodes, and clearly someone tried to talk him into using their DJ friend or something, and Lynch gave him like 10 seconds in the middle of an episode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I assume they couldn't get ZZ Top to perform Sharp Dressed Man live so they just played the song while the announcer guy danced

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when they announced the return i expected comfy season 1 but instead i got fire walk with me part 2

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