What is this expression meant to convey?

What is this expression meant to convey?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was excited to have sex

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rawr

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look at that crisp lush hairline, id morb to get that

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mfw i have sex

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he pooped his pants

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi dr. Morbius. Morbed to to meet ya
    Goosebumps

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pooped in a tent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get pooping your pants but why poop in a tent ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's an intents experience

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What its like to have sex, excel.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The face studio execs make to get Weta Digital slaves to produce CGI on schedule.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's his guitar face

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Havesexness

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX, HAVE SEX, POOPED MY PANTS AGAIN, POOPED MY PAINTS AGAIN, SEX, HAVE SEX

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The a fact in that it he does is an acting.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bhuti ma yenza yenza
    Bhuti ma veza veza
    Bhuti ma Thenga thenga
    Bhuti ma spenda spenda

    HAVE SEX, EKSE !

    Off The Meds iVuli crèche jo
    Vula Vala Vula Vala
    Pheti ngani Thandi bash Jo
    Vula Vala Vula Vala
    Thandi ntash, Ithandi Hash jo
    Vula Vala Vula Vala
    Hi’ funi Card, Ifuni cash jo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this Cthulu Phtagn language? what is this bastard tongue?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I read this in Zach's star wars voice

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was a have sex moment

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have monkey pox.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A failed albeit noble attempt to morb.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The face of a mega flop movie.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reee xD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me going to see Morbius for the 247th time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kekkity kek kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      magnificent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >theatre still empty
      he must have shown up like an hour early to get the best seat in the house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Watermark homosexual
      Into the trash

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is this expression meant to convey?
    the urge and dire need of performing sex

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't expect you, as a non sex haver, to understand

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Truly a Morb Moment.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unadulterated hatred for women

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was pleasantly surprised by this movie.

    Going in, I thought it was just going to be your bog-standard, formulaic capeshit. The trailers certainly gave that impression, so imagine my surprise when after the condensed origin story in the first 15 minutes, it totally stepped away from Morbius and became something more like a series of vignettes where random New Yorkers would just be going about their days only for Leto to show up, go balls deep with some ace one-liners, and then just morb the frick out of somebody. The best part was you never knew who it would be - the focus character or some random person in their presence. I liked watching them struggle to live some semblance of a normal life after having borne witness to such brutal morbings.

    I was on the edge of my seat, trying to guess who was going to get morbed next. And in what way. Absolute kino.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the holy trinity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      death to whoever thought to make these scenes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Villain dance scenes are the purest form of kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Milo has better moves than both, and he mogs them both

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POOP MY PANTS AGAIN

    FULAFALAFALAFA

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, so
    >he was a sickly cripple all his life
    >due to this he's a fricking nerd
    >he's absolutely elated that he suddenly has vampire powers for the first time

    How would (you) have adapted his reaction instead?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’d have been morbing the frick out, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, so
        >he was a sickly cripple all his life
        >due to this he's a fricking nerd
        >he's absolutely elated that he suddenly has vampire powers for the first time

        How would (you) have adapted his reaction instead?

        >All our lives we‘ve lived with death hanging over us! Why? Why shouldn’t they know what it feels like for a change, Michael?!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That scene was unironic kino.
          Matt Smith should have been the main character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >heaven gains 4 angles
            >*dances*
            sigh, just cant stop morbing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >doesn't count the black guy in the back
              dare i s-say based morbro?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What with these fricking sneakers?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically I think the same

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically I think the same

            >unironically
            >unironic
            literally stop. this is how words lose all meaning.
            morbposting is just for fun, stop being morons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I ironically think you're a hot head.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              misuses of the word "irony" and a diamond friggin' dozen

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sarcastically, I'm in charge!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well mythologically speaking I'd know being a vampire = bad, but if I went from being Tobey Maguire to being Tobey Maguire but fit I'd probably be hyped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldn't have cut out all the scenes of him raping b***hes. Seriously the movie was bad but entertaining, but felt like huge sections were left on the cutting room floor. Like the bar scene where that girl is like "i know you from somewhere" it felt like there had to be scenes where she was a nurse or something and bedridden matt smith crushed on her, and she doesn't even recognize him when he's fit and standing upright

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Milo mogging Morbius #MorbiusMog

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exuberant sadistic abandpm

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exuberant sadistic abandon

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex havingment

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I thought Morbius from the spider man cartoon was a pretty cool motherfricker. But looking at him now he is actually kinda silly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the show wasn't allowed to say "blood" so he drained "plasma" from people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was weird watching Sonic 2 where they mentioned “destroying people”, “I’m going to die” “kill”.

        the holy trinity

        Is there some Choreographer guild that forced this shit in every movie they can including Sonic 2 wtf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a kid I thought Morbius from the spider man cartoon was a pretty cool motherfricker. But looking at him now he is actually kinda silly

        Him draining "plasma" with creepy suckers on his hands was actually scarier than plain old vampire biting so that censorship backfired.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This scared the shit out of me as a child. Whole that radioctive geocombinator or what's its name was spooky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao we used to just call him 'michael' when watching the spiderman cartoon. I had no idea morbius was the same character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks alright imo. It's basically impossible to frick up Morbius, but somehow they did. It's just a fricking vampire face with regular clothes and a trenchcoat

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New Gosling movie on its way

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morb

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pooping your pants > shidding your diaper

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when you have to poop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >aaaaaaaOOOHHHH SHIT POOP AGAIN!!!???! I ALREADY POOPED MY PANTS I SNEED TO GET TO MY TENT , RAWR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm running! I'm running! Lots of running!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Raaaawr!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty sneakers with a suit
      what were they thinking? was that deliberate to show how out of touch he is or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only actual gays care about "fashion"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you wear sneakers at all times if you suffer from irritable bowel syndrome, keep up anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i have to make it. before i make it in my pants

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >IN <huff> SPITE <pant>
      >OF BEING <morb> ONLY THIRTEEN <poop> PERCENT

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX, INCEL'S

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HAVE SEX, INCEL'S
      jokes on you, alread did, now in process of combing my hair while shitting my pants, checkmate atheist

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when the retrograde ejaculation kicks in

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its a good song

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morbin time

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She morbed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when i poop my pants

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm vampire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow, I can't wait for her to turn up as a totally not evil antagonist in Morbius 2: Morbin' Time
      I did also not see this twist coming, a true masterpiece of subverting our expectations

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POOPED MY PANTS AGAIN
    POOPED MY PANTS AGAIN
    POOPS GON SMELL T SMELL

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone tell me how morbius flies? Does he do it using magic or is there some pseudoscientific explanation about how he can see air currents? But there's no way some dude with his body mass and shape can just start gliding indefinitely just because he can see air currents.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can someone tell me how morbius
      he just morb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's the Bat Stream

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros i just got back from the theater and wow what an experience!!!
    there was an autistic kid that looked maybe 13 sitting with his mom in the back row and every time a bat was on screen or morbius started flying he would scream really loudly

    MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!

    you could feel the excitement in his shrieks!! By the 3rd time he did it the whole theater would join in, everyone screaming MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!

    it was so crazy but we had a great time and the MORBI screaming got everyone so hype it was lit af

    When I left the theater I gave the kid a high five and told him "keep on morbin brother"

    I noticed he had wet his pants so badly he had no doubt soaked the seat too. It's ok because it's just a theater and they pay someone to clean up things like that.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This expression. The grand gesture of anger before his own visage in the mirror seems to convey a multitude of feelings. Is it perhaps anger directed towards himself for a failure to, as the song so eloquently puts it, have sex?

    Milo seems almost to be covering up his insecurities with grand displays of testosterone by doing push ups alone before dressing himself for a night out. Perhaps in parody for how men will cover up their own insecurities by acquiring a muscular physique.

    Or could it be a sudden outburst of frustration as he "poop his pants"?

    There might never be a true answer, but perhaps the reason this scene is so poignant in our modern soceity could be because of how well it resonates with modern men.

    Milo can almost be seen to be a stand in for men's constant struggles to "Have sex" and avoid pooping your pants. A "literally me" character as the internet is wont to say.

    Perhaps the reason Milo is so popular in current internet discourse is because modern men feel subconsciously linked to him.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's pooping his pants while having sex

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POOP SEX

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pooping his pants

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be possible to make an entire movie maintain this level of kino as the “have sex” scene ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not one starring Jared Leto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keked and Checked

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine drinking

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gayness

  53. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    I really fricking hate how vampire face design hasn't improved since fricking Buffy. The "omg suddenly I'm super ugly rawr. Are you SCARED?"

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