what is your celebrity lookalike?

what is your celebrity lookalike?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clint Howard

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leo nard nimoy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Seagal from like 12 years ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turia Pitt

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that hot guy from the office hot as in he spilled hot chili all over himself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he probably wouldn't look bad if he lost weight. being fat fricks up your face so much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i cant believe he was only early 30s when the office started wtf i woulda guessed he was like 50 something

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jesus. yeah balding adds like 10 years right off the bat too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats quite a transformation he made, good to see, at one point i worried for his health he was looking like TLC show fat for a point there

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            more like ethan slurpee

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            isnt this that fat goth from the Butterfly Effect

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              FRICK YOU, FRAT BOY!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek thanks I thought so, good for him man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hell yeah, dude looks great. Good inspiration. I was never as fat as him but i'm not nearly as ripped as he is now. don't have TRT though 🙁

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad he turned his health around. Always liked Ethan.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looked way older because of the balding.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >e hot as in he spilled hot chili all over himself
      how do you black out?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to buy Cinemaphile gold for access to that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok now what

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no fricking way dude LMAO

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pass user from 2023
            nice try funny guy

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              go with the bit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                after you buy the pass you have to delete System 32

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        type [ spoiler ]spoiler [ / spoiler ]

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no fricking way dude LMAO

          YOU MOTHERFRICKERS. goddammit man. Im denying to my bank i ever bought this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bank
            your bitcoin bank?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I used my debit card

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >typing it out
          just press Ctrl+S

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol wtf how did i never know this all this time

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you can also highlight text and if you press Ctrl+S it'll put the tags around it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy based also hitler was right

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are awesome, thank you

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I frequently get nicolas cage, christian bale and adam driver, but better looking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      must be a jawline thing. christian bale doesn't really fit with those two, but cage and driver are very similar, now that you mention it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny you should say that. I'm getting jaw surgery in a year for a recessed lower jaw. The top half of my face, cheekbones and forehead eyes and eyebrows are like ball's, the bottom half, jawline lips and maybe nose are like cage and driver

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like Christian bale's not balls fricking autocorrect*

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you sound ugly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im kind of a Nicholas cage type, but not as tall or blindly confident

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Dano in prisoners

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    daniel radcliffe. Luckily I'm 2 inches taller haha lol

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    either one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did they frick in that movie?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sammo hung very hung

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Krasinski

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smack Robert Pattinson with an ugly stick and you get me

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Dano except I'm balder.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same height and everything I'm just not as buff

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't look alike

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been told Michael Pitt by quite a few people

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile & Cinemaphile Chad reporting in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rodgers has negative cheekbones

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i look just like this only hotter and my wiener is way bigger

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post your pic coward

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even for a million dollars i wont

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          exif data on images get automatically wiped upon upload. plus i bet ur a qt 🙂

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah bro

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              come on I promise I'll be nice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but will you pay me a million bucks if ll post mine?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll give you a million kisses

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, thanks, bro

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've posted mine before it's not a big deal

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post it now then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can't believe anyone ever thought elvis was handsome lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Millions of his fangirls would disagree

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's my point. the same type of girl that obsesses over pete davidson drooled over elvis in the 50s.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Elliot Rodger a celebrity?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've had people say Pacino and Chalamet a bunch, gotten Stallone when I was more bulked up, one time some gay guy said I looked like tom holland but I don't see it (I'm Italian not *nglo)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually jk I'm Michael Imperioli

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think you're a qt anon 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks i guess

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like Private Pyle but less fat

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise missle Tomahawk

  33. 4 weeks ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    WHEN I WAS AN ADOLESCENT I WAS TOLD BY MY FATHER, AND BY STRANGERS, THAT I RESEMBLED SYLVESTER STALLONE (SEVENTIES PERIOD).

    TWO TIMES —ONCE ON THIS WEBSITE— I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT I LOOK LIKE ANNA KHACHIYAN —I HAD NO IDEA WHO SHE WAS UNTIL SOME MONTHS AGO, AFTER THE SECOND TIME THAT I WAS TOLD OF MY RESEMBLANCE TO HER—; I CAN SEE WHY SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT, BUT THE RESEMBLANCE IS CURSORY.

    MOST PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, NOW, ARE PORNOPHILES; PORNOPHILES SUFFER FROM PROSOPAGNOSIA —ID EST: «CUMBRAINS» ARE «FACEBLIND»; MAYBE THIS IS WHY NOONE RECOGNIZES YOU ON THE STREET ANYMORE.

    IN TERMS OF MORPHOLOGY, SAOIRSE RONAN WOULD BE THE MORE VERISIMILAR LIKENING, WITH SOME TRAITS OF THE OTHER AFOREMENTIONED WOMAN; MY NOSE IS DEFINITELY NOT LIKE RONAN'S; MY NOSE IS ROMAN.

    THERE ARE NO MALE THESPIANS THAT RESEMBLE ME, EXCEPTING, MAYBE, MILO VENTIMIGLIA, OR, KEANU REEVES, BUT LESS «EAST ASIAN».

    THOSE WHO SIMULATE ACTS FOR A LIVING ARE SAID TO ACT, AND ARE CALLED «ACTORS»; THESE SOCALLED «ACTORS» ARE WORSHIPED BY THE VVLGVS AS IF THEY WERE DEITIES.

    THESPIANS SHOULD BE RETURNED TO THEIR RIGHTFUL RUNG IN SOCIETY, AMONGST JANITORS, PROSTITUTES, SALAD CHEFS, PODCASTERS, BUTLERS, AND MAIDS.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a mix between Florence Pugh and native actress from a certain show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MISSOURI

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    🙁

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one time i was in some trendy clothing store like a decade ago in a nearby mall with a friend and one of the shop girls asked if i was paul dano, i told her i wasnt but she seemed insistent i was. i went on shopping and after a few minutes she apologized to me saying she "really thought i was paul dano."
      the store closed months later

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to look like the kid from Bad Santa

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like a mix between these two

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i get gosling the most, unironically, and charlie day . once got christoph waltz, but i got frankie muniz as a kid

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girl at the pizza place literally thought I was mac demarco. she was like, "Mac?! You're Mac DeMarco, right?!!" kind of insulting i suppose.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've gotten gary coleman despite the fact I'm white.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last year I was told I look like Elon Musk from 5+ strangers throughout the year. Pisses me off but I kind of see it, have a sort of bony face but skinnyfat and tall.

    Been told I look like this guy twice, I don’t see it. Also got told I look like Kenicke from Grease.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend told me early on that I looked like a combination of Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg. Lucky me I met the one girl who thinks both those guys are cute I guess.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been blessed

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only way shorter

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i look exactly like fat off-season chris pratt

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in high school and had short hair I was told I look like Cillian Murphy in Peaky
    Blinders, now I'm in my 20's and have longish hair and got told a by a drunkard in a bar that I look like Anton Chigurh so I don't know what to take from this I guess I look like a villainous c**t ?

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