What is your favorite HOUSE episode

What is your favorite HOUSE episode

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His origin story where he sees a discriminated janitor help solve a medical case, thereby forming his ideology that being right is the only thing that matters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you are mixing up HOUSE with the movie Rudy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. He is in japan and the janitor belongs to the lower caste.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          japan still has castes?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does, but they are very informal.
            It is more of a discreet discrimination in that people do not elevate certain types of people or allow them into certain circles that hold power.
            Most of the worst of them are in labor/service jobs, gambling, or porn.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok so basically the same as anywhere else

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah japan is a shit hole

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Actually it's a Shinto hole.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You very much learn this if you try to live there as they'll very politely refuse to rent you a place or give you a job, and you will ALWAYS lose the job or spot if there's any kind of jap also applying

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's from Son of Coma Guy. The guy in the vegetative state who he wakes up asks him why he chose to be a doctor when he hates interacting with people, and he tells the story that the doctor in Japan who was a baraku and worked as a janitor got called in when no one else could figure out what was wrong with someone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was india

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He basically did that while in prison

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the lupus episode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was there ever actually a lupus episode?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's plenty of episodes where it's NOT lupus :^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually a magician. The episode where House claims "it's way cooler to know".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what I remember there were 2 lupus episodes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just 1

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one where the guy gets sick and he goes to house and house is like "start him on prednisone and do a biopsy" and then the guy is fine but then he's not fine and house is like "biopsy his balls" and cuddy is like no and house is like ok then he talks to the oncologist guy and has a lightbulb moment and realizes that the guy has bullshit disease and he saves him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the scene where the gay guy rapes House really need to be that graphic though?
      And did they really need House's lightbulb moment to include deciding that he loved it?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >foreman says something
    >house insinuates that he's a Black person
    This is funny to boomers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hehe yea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes actually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I call him Doctor Bling.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    House’s Head
    3 Stories in second place

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vexed

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do doctors in America really search your house for clues when you are sick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Jeremy Renner's doctors actually found his dick, it was thrown clear of the accident and landed in his living room.
      Unfortunately by the time they found it it had been stepped on by careless visitors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still keep thinking about poor Jeremy and his unfortuanate loss of a penis
        That's so tragic

        How does he do this? What drives this man to keep going and not taking his life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. They just write you a rx and hustle you out the door bcuz your insurance only pays them $50.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No prescription, just ask you to breathe while putting a stethoscope on your back and chest. Easy money. Always ask for a blood test regardless what they say.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so. If they do, it's probably for money. Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No way an American doctor would be assed to drive all the way to your house for something as silly as "saving your life".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Just like how American detectives don’t actually solve crimes.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one where he tells the troony he will never be a woman.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one where they all think the thing is something different based on their respective fields of expertise and then they torture the guy with wrong treatments then right treatment in the nick of time after house has gay sex with his butt buddy wilson

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The season where the cop is fricking with him is kino and prime house

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard disagree. Every House "villain" that hates House is the exact same character and has almost no personality besides being basically evil. The writers always tried to use these characters as a catalyst for drama between House and the other doctors, but in reality most status quo episodes have better drama and character development than what ends up being artificially forced by House's villains.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one with whiny b***h cop that had a thermometer in his ass for hours? Kinda gay tbh senpai

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one with the black guy running for president because it was so dumb it made me quit this garbage show.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that would never happen in real life.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire S4 finale. It's not one episode but it's close and it's my favorite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this scene was gay.
      Otherwise I agree with you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cuddy striptease with no bodydouble
        >gay
        oh come on anon it was fun

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one with 13 insinuating that house cooks better than girls taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then later that season she tasted something better than both of those things...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie, wtf is that belly button?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    underage model troony incest

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to ask?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That one where he offends Foreman, calls Chase a sycophant, has sex with Cameron on a wheelchair and does drugs with Wilson.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The episode where Wilson gets chemo
    Peak bromance

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably One Day, One Room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only because of Katheryn Winnick

      House’s Head
      3 Stories in second place

      Not necessarily that order, but those are pretty high on my list as well

      I also liked Nobody's fault. It is a shame that often a show has some of its best episdoes in the later weak seasons, because they feel that they can afford to break from the formula and do some interesting structure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Katheryn Winnick
        As much of a crush on her as that episode gave me, I love the writing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only because of Katheryn Winnick

      [...]
      Not necessarily that order, but those are pretty high on my list as well

      I also liked Nobody's fault. It is a shame that often a show has some of its best episdoes in the later weak seasons, because they feel that they can afford to break from the formula and do some interesting structure.

      >Katheryn Winnick
      As much of a crush on her as that episode gave me, I love the writing.

      The funniest part is that she probably is forever damaged while the king that had it his way didn't even remember her after a couple weeks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, I only recognized her on a rewatch after watching Vikings.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >forgetting having your way with her in her prime
        Literally 0 chance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit, Rhea Seehorn used to look like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only because of Katheryn Winnick

      [...]
      Not necessarily that order, but those are pretty high on my list as well

      I also liked Nobody's fault. It is a shame that often a show has some of its best episdoes in the later weak seasons, because they feel that they can afford to break from the formula and do some interesting structure.

      [...]
      [...]
      The funniest part is that she probably is forever damaged while the king that had it his way didn't even remember her after a couple weeks.

      >I'm raping YOU?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Starring peak Katheryn Winnick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that's the rape episode i hated that one, because they make such a big deal about being raped. Like stop being such a b***h and get over yourself you dumb prostitute.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Were you raped too?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone talking about how great an actress she is
        >entire episode is "I was RAPED" every 3 seconds
        Wow such acting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Litertally not one person called her a good actress in this thread.

          If that's the rape episode i hated that one, because they make such a big deal about being raped. Like stop being such a b***h and get over yourself you dumb prostitute.

          >woman gerts raped
          >these two get defensive
          Not a good look broskis

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Litertally not one person called her a good actress in this thread.
            See:

            only because of Katheryn Winnick

            [...]
            Not necessarily that order, but those are pretty high on my list as well

            I also liked Nobody's fault. It is a shame that often a show has some of its best episdoes in the later weak seasons, because they feel that they can afford to break from the formula and do some interesting structure.

            ,

            >Katheryn Winnick
            As much of a crush on her as that episode gave me, I love the writing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Having a crush is complimenting her acting? I even went on to explicitly say that it was the writing I liked about the episode despite her

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Myabe i worded it too harshly, but it's just too dramatic, i hate melodramatics. There is a time and place to be sad but to put so much gravitas on some mild assault committed to you is just silly. It's the way the show, where people die of horrible diseases, lose family members, get horrible violence enacted on yourself or family members, pretends that being raped is waaaaaaay more traumatic and horrible compared to it all. It comes of as disingenuous and performative.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Man, you are really fricked up.
              Like, really fricked up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You knew here? Go back to Ředdit if you want people to simp with you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was supposed to be a private moment between her and a cynical butthole, not like those girls making a huge deal of it everywhere like they're proud it happened to them
        that said I didn't particularly like it either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of Wilson that chick was the most real human connection House made with anyone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what about the black chick in the collapsed building episode?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Histories

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This episode was weird to me because they'd already kinda introduced the idea that Wilson has marriage problems, but instead of Jane Doe being an affair or a sibling or anything it just reminded Wilson of a brother he lost that never comes up again (at least for the four seasons I watched).

      Probably One Day, One Room

      This episode while great introduced the idea that House's dad was a serial abuser of him and then the show did nothing with House's dad until he died. Then House is like "sigh, Wilson my dad is dead :(" dude didn't he lock you in ice baths like a psycho and make you sleep outside?
      So I guess both of these episodes make me think of my main issue with House is that it is not fully committed to serialization.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the later episodes even had house whisper to himself
        >I guess it wasn't all bad, dad, maybe you were kind of a cool guy afterall
        Made no fricking sense

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick
          I don't remember that at all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was one of the early season 6 episodes
            At that point I guess the writers forgot his dad was just a real piece of shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Such a shitty retcon, if true. A great deal of House's shtick is his rebellion towards authority and largely learned through his father behavior.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was the episode about the cop that was genetically programmed to die at 40
              The exact lines were
              >Hi dad
              >I think I've been focusing on the wrong thing
              >There were some good times

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't he say that as some jest towards Wilson?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wilson inspired him to do it but I don't think it was implied to be in mockery

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was post asylum so that was during a general "House trying to improve himself mentally" trend

                Thanks, lads, I still don't like it, but can't blame the man for trying to be more positive given the trainwreck he usually is kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was post asylum so that was during a general "House trying to improve himself mentally" trend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was one of the early season 6 episodes
        At that point I guess the writers forgot his dad was just a real piece of shit

        It's been a long time, but during Obe Room House tells Wynnik that he made that shit up aboit his dad to placate her. Then later it's revealed that House's dad (Lee Ermy[sp]) wasn't his dad, but the Scottish dude from The Last Samurai was.
        So when he's talking about his mom and dad being cool after alln it was about finding out that his mom was a weird hoppy adulterer and his dad was some Scottish guy and not a wienershort army nerd.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that he made that shit up aboit his dad to placate her
          It was revealed that he was telling the truth but tried to disguise it by pretending it wasn't his father but some other relative
          You could argue he was lying again but the somber scene implies otherwise

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True. Point being that even if it was Lee that did that stuff to House, he wasn't actually House's dad.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't really matter, he was the man that raised House and influenced him the most, he might have not been genetically connected but he was a key figure in his life
              >and his dad was some Scottish guy and not a wienershort army nerd.
              Turns out the scottish guy wasn't his dad either, his mom was just a total bawd and somehow the Scottish guy had 2 identical birthmarks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          House has no idea who his father is. Blythe probably doesn't either. Wilson was right: his mother was a bawd lmao
          Which somehow makes her interesting for House.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All these people in here simping for Winnick and nobody for that hot ‘donkey show’ chick. Sad!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No reason.

    It was cool getting a visual representation of House's thought process. His intellect and deduction shown through his team, and his self loathing shown through the shooter. House basically calls himself out and bullies himself throughout the whole episode.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As any other character ever broken House so bad as Tritter did?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuddy moving on with her life kind of did that. And she wasn't even being a c**t, just letting bygones be bygones.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot Girl who turns out to be a boy (seduces her dad)

    The one with the Dwarf chick ("wanna go for a spin")

    The episode where an underage cancer patient tricks Chase into kissing her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She actually fricked her dad as a way to blackmailing him fricking hell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked for the gay/pedo jokes by House. Unironically can't get made today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The one with the Dwarf chick ("wanna go for a spin")
      That episode was so good. The chemistry between the mom and House was awesome.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe the girl wanted to refuse medicine and to be able to grow up so she could feel special as a dwarf. The lengths of moronicss are too incomprehensible for me. I'm glad the mom cut through that bullshit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was a real cutie too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same as the deaf kid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The one with the Dwarf chick ("wanna go for a spin")
      House wanted the midge pussy so bad
      I wouldn't have said no either to be fair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The one with the Dwarf chick ("wanna go for a spin")
      >"Are you high?"
      >"Higher than you."

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both of them for being c**ts
      But House saves more lives, so I'll say Tritter a bit more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That actor does that role so well. He's great in The Negotiator as practically the same character.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a pretty one-note dude. Good at it, but one-note. Like Mike from Breaking Bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's David Morse, really underrated actor. Always does a great job, I consider him to be kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now that I think about it, it might not actually be him based on quick glance. Still, he's great

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, it's him alright

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where is he wrong

      So glad they stopped doing this villain for the season shit after the third season. Those were the worst and most boring episodes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, the character drama they went for every season after that was much better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        House trying to grift from the pharmacy like a common addict was great. The rest I generally agree although both Tritter and Vogler were well written and well acted, they failed in their purpose of breaking the show out of its routine, they were supposed to be other problems House could solve. House can almost do courtroom drama and almost do crime scenes, though it would be too cliche for him to act like Holmes. The villains failed to become interesting counterpoints to the medical formula.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically tritter because he tried to assault house first and started the whole thing.

      >boo hoo i kicked a disabled person and now they put a thermometer in my butt that is impossible for me to just pull out myself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only after House repeatedly said things to him that would cause an average man to kick a non-cripple’s teeth in. The whole reason Tritter hated House was because he’s a pill-popping psycho who abuses patients and gets away with it because people feel bad for him and his circle of enablers protects him at all costs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Only after House repeatedly said things to him that would cause an average man to kick a non-cripple’s teeth in.
          Average "American" man you mean?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I'm older I finally realize that Wilson had the best b***hes

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch house when it was THE popular show on tv. I know all the the twists, wilson, wilson's gf, kumar, etc., is it worth to start watching the show from the beginning?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is it worth to start watching the show from the beginning?
      I couldn't recommend it more. Seasons 1-3 is such a good arc it's insane.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just watch random episodes from the first three seasons like me (nothing against S04, I actually like the change a bit, but the first 3 are way too comfy)

        Alright my dudes, thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch random episodes from the first three seasons like me (nothing against S04, I actually like the change a bit, but the first 3 are way too comfy)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      House is not about the plot. It's an episodic show. None of that affects your enjoyment of the show.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh. There are literally trans-seasonal story arcs and shit. Frick off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but they don't add much to the show, honestly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're some of the least interesting aspects of the show.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but nobody cares about that gay shit

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's S3 finale "human error"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick how
      that's the worst one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has the best conflict between House and other doctors. The conflict is always the same, they want to give up and he refuses, but this episode actually explains House's process as well as bringing it close to failure. "I don't care, my motives are pure." He had no logical way of being right about the case, he's just a better diagnostician relying on superior technique. The patient's husband is also a great character, completely in the right but never crosses the line to be an antagonist. He and House are a team against death, it's kino. The ending especially rules. So much so that I can ignore the patient's accent, its only real flaw.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dumb Black person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Name one worse season final

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even remember S1, also your favorite undoubtedly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Should have asked for more than one because s7 takes the cake above all others and it isn't even close.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you're right I guess the bar is pretty fricking high...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >s7 takes the cake above all others
              I'd say S8 wins the race for second.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I looked it up and the S1 finale is a Stacy episode. Look me in the eyes and tell me human error is worse, anon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly I thought three stories was the season 1 finale I don't know why the frick the stacy one wasn't start of season 2

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is he wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's his personal vendetta against House. There's no justice there.
      IRL though, House would probably kill a lot of people and save far less kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He ends up driving his car into Cuddy's house because he doesn't know how to handle pain

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was necessary to save a patient.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh fug I didn't mean to post that semen demon
            Sorry for the distraction

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's a man.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then diagnose me with gayness

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well now you have to give a name

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hes dead

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. I've been tempted to do the same countless times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's just upset that house embarrassed him and he's using his power to get back at him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PATROLLED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone like Tritter can't possibly win because he's going against the whole premise of the show
      So all that ended up happening is Tritter making life miserable for all the doctors for 25% of the season and then Cuddy lying to cover House's ass directly proving Tritter right about how they are sheltering a druggie who will eventually break 50 MRI machines

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >break 50 MRI machines
        >shoot a cadaver
        >commit breaking and entering
        >financially ruin patients
        >and much more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her for being a greedy commie israelite and asking for more money for no reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nowhere.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >House saves your life
    >Be forever financially ruined by the 8 MRI's and countless niche tests he ran on you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      teaching hospitals have more resources at their disposal

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino episodes are too many to count.
    But I will tell you what is the absolutely worst episode ever.
    Is that awful episode about guns, where House makes a pokemon reference outta nowhere for no reason, then there is weird car commercial in the middle of the episode, and then that ugly chink asks Chase out on a date and he says yes.
    WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worst episodes were the long gay ass Olivia Wilde circle jerks where they shoehorn her character in and her gay ass illness that never kills her. Btw, if you disliked the last season with the hottest female doctor on the show (Cuddy a close runner up) you are both a homosexual and a pleb.
      >b-b-buh muh character arc!
      Shut up homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The couple 13-centered episodes there were were great. Lersbo hookup, blind trials, spud gun. All classics

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          House offering to kill her was oddly wholesome.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        G*d, I hate women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The tall brunette mexican one? Yeah she was a smoke show

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Odette Yustman is one of the most attractive women to ever exist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep and she is not ashamed to show pits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >preferring a generic 6/10 girl and post wall israeli grandma over prime lesbo 13
        Yeah, you are the homosexual here, buddy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >preferring an ayyylmao to a literal goddess
          >admitting to watching it because she’s a homosexual
          You must have creamed yourself when she got blacked too didn’t you?

          The couple 13-centered episodes there were were great. Lersbo hookup, blind trials, spud gun. All classics

          >ESL likes bad episodes
          The road trip episode when he got out of prison was by far the worst. Olivia Wild only looked good in Tron as a robo waifu and that’s it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, that episode was shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ESL
            Phoneposter. Spud gun episode was awesome. Frick both of you

            You're right, that episode was shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Frick you too buddy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not your buddy, guy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The worst episodes were the long gay ass Olivia Wilde circle jerks where they shoehorn her character in and her gay ass illness that never kills her. Btw, if you disliked the last season with the hottest female doctor on the show (Cuddy a close runner up) you are both a homosexual and a pleb.
          >b-b-buh muh character arc!
          Shut up homosexual.

          >Btw, if you disliked the last season with the hottest female doctor on the show (Cuddy a close runner up) you are both a homosexual and a pleb.

          PARK BROS WE WON

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony top model
    this has nothing to do with my taste in pornos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that episode Chase fricked a 8yo dying of cancer
    >that episode Chase raped Cameron while she was high on crack
    >that episode Chase killed an african politician just because he's black
    >that episode Chase killed a woman just because she annoyed him one time while he was on the phone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did he keep getting away with it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We will never know!

        Was there ever actually a lupus episode?

        Yes. A pilot, I think?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that episode where House tells all the other doctors to leave because he's about to kill the patient and Chase stays and begs him to do it instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That episode where Chase gets engaged to Cameron IRL then calls off the engagement and gets the actress fired IRL because they didn’t have chemistry on set anymore.
      That was an interesting arc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did kill a dictator and House had no problems with it lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          House had a problem with it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Really? I remember him saying that one less dictator alive wasn't exactly a bad thing or something to this effect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is truly the best of us.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one where the underage model is sick and everyone talks about how hot she is. Then it comes to light her dad banged her. Then it comes to light she’s actually a man. Great episode. I think that’s where my trap fetish comes from

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen's got to be one of the best episodes

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should've had a villain that keeps coming back with more and more convoluted illnesses for house to solve until he can't

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The CIA episode. Why? Because CIA. And hot female doctor. And House proving to be a world renowned doctor, so much that the CIA want his skills. The bickering with the other doctor and he calling House a fricking idiot. Even the diagnostic was cool: poisoning by castanhas do Pará. The episode was fun as he'll.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was alright. The one where he drops acid is better

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the one where House solves the case at the end of the episode by having a sudden "aha" moment when he observes somebody else saying or doing something completely unrelatedand dramatically and abruptly limps out of the scene

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when one doctor shot himself in the head for no reason, but actually it was so he could work in the White House with Obama?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do, funny as hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the best episode in the series, I cry every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Obama fire him when #metoo came around and he was Kumar in Harold & Kumar, or something like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you only knew how bad things really are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuddy said that he would end up killing someone...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Taub of all people, the somehow-womanizer with the adoring wife, makes it all about himself in the end

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah, he's a you know what

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Taub has literally the israeli writers power fantasy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he is humiliated at every occasion

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't that guy's eye pop out of its socket?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every episode with olivia wilde in it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS! It was totally worth bloating her budget to the point of writing off Cuddy and crashing the show with no survivors for 3 minutes per season of her b***hing about dying, which she never does, and pointing out everyone’s flaws while the writers grasp for reasons she’s even in NJ at all.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inexplicably landing a hot nurse half your age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lie about having a threesome but embarrass myself because i am an ugly israelite so nobody believes it

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      saw her leaks, what a letdown that was

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      call him a hypocrite and limp away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rape him, 'cause according to

      You knew here? Go back to Ředdit if you want people to simp with you.

      it's nbd and he should just be glad he's not sick or sometning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see two newfriends arguing. You have a point in the real world but if you were janny, you'd flag a lot of posts that are normal here. On this board you can't filter stupidity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Three, I jumped in at the end but he thought I was the same anon. Also czeched

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never said rape is no bgd you fricking moron, i just said that the tv-show pretending it's worse than all the other shit happening is fake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Release her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was insanely accurate. Guys who work with a bunch of females (school principals, doctors, fashion industry,etc) often has a misguided notion they are the top dog. And is funny to see their whole world get shattered when they get one shot'd by any normal guy. I've seen this happen a couple of times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to getting a false sense of ability to intimidate from primarily interacting with people you can arrest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the flip side I have friends who only work with men and they’re basically moronic around females and have no idea how to properly socialize

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >patient is racist/sexist/homophobe

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good discussion here. Too many episodes I love though the initial episode that really told me the show was going to be great was Detox- the one where we first see House go through withdrawal. Lots of other excellent mentions here. Personally love all 8 seasons. I enjoy the jokes about it, especially the obligatory gif but drives me up the wall when idiots say the show sucks and the same thing happens every episode ignoring that the medical stuff is a backdrop and the show is about the dialogue, characters, progression of overall plotlines, ethical dilemmas, addiction, etc.
    Also, the Cuddy striptease scene was originally longer. Here's it uncut though need to find a higher quality version

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diagnosis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the one with locked in syndrome where the episode POV is through the patients eyes
    His voice got annoying over the episode though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Mos Def is a decent actor but can be hard to listen to for an extended period of time. Great episode tho

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't house bang Cameron. Is he gay for Wilson?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's gay for the quest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      13 was hot

      >arrives last season and mogs both

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        puffy

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one where patients, patients relatives, doctors, staff, friend, neighbors, random kids at some school, residents, random police officers that stop him, people he meet playing poker,...
    ...all psychoanalyze our protagonist to just once again drive home his personality for us, just in case we forgot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trvthnvke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't he tattoo "damaged" over his forehead?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was a different time

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >funny episode
    house and Wilson's chicken bet episode
    >serious episode
    the homeless guy that turns out to be a cannibal serial killer

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    13 was hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true
      she also has surprisingly nice breasts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fridge bod. I can't see anything else.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          me too, though I'm licking the screen right now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Be careful bro, a year ago I was licking the screen because somebody posted a pic of Lana Del Ray and I licked so hard I broke the monitor and got cut and a pretty bad electric shock.
            I talk with a lisp now.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cause you're moronic and don't have a CRT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fridge bod. I can't see anything else.

        have you seen her leaks?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's 13, you sick frick!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        out of 20 or whatever amount, i forgot

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like 6 to 9, the Cuddy episode.
    It's refreshing and has a great standalone plot with a lot of moving pieces

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the disillusioned priest
    >house and wilson going to house’s father’s funeral
    >that episode where the kid tries to frick cameron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The priest was pretty kino
      Him and House just eating lunch while talking shit was an interaction that feels really rare on the show

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that time Taub got tackled by the janny

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do doctors actually send their underlings to break into your house?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doctors breaking into patients homes is more realistic than doctors doing lab and nurse work.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rewatching House again, for the 8th time
    >skipping all the gay drama
    >skipping all the boring medical stuff
    >only watching House's buffoonery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro you just skipped...90% of the show

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would absolutely watch a supercut just with House talking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of my all time fav House moments

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This Black person is downloading a 1.11GB .install file.
    WTF

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The episode with the earthquake or the building that fell down? the black qt that house helps to escape, that is my favorite i think
    favorite arc is when he gets hospitalized and when he comes back to the hospital

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Masters a cute, CUTE!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TURBO mid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mid is beautiful

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hot b***h she and Cameron should lezzy lez

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats the charm

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When it WAS lupus.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broken Pt. 1 & 2. It should have been the series finale imo. It was House on his own, no enablers, forced to finally deal with his shit, and he shows the capacity for major change for the first time. It leaves with a hopeful note that he's actually gonna find a new life.

    Then Season 7 happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Could left on a high note instead of "House is implied to have an-heroed"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For real I just assumed Wilson was hallucinating House like House hallucinated Amber. The only bit that even remotely implies House lived was Foreman finding his employee card in his office. It was a depressing ending.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well I saw it differently. I believe he did survive. However, he faked his death. His medical license was revoked. He lost Cuddy. No work, no love, no team, and Wilson had 6 months to live. It was an insanely bleak ending and I completely believe House offed himself after Wilson croaked. He would have NOTHING left, not even mysteries to solve.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He talks multiple languages. He probably fricked off to Africa to deal with Ebola or the Amazon to treat Malaria

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He found some respite in solving medical cases online at the start of season 6, could always go back to that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > you have cancer
              > you have cancer
              > you have cancer
              > you have cancer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Series finale is House discovering Cinemaphile and diagnosing people in /sqt/, /fraud/, and the feels bar
              I'd watch the shit out of an entire series of that.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chase gets groomed into breaking the law by a 11 year old cancer girl

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one they think it's one disease but the treatment makes things worse and some random thing someone says makes them find out the real disease.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably S2E17

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chicken is still in picadilly square

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we're choosing episodes, plural:
    Three Stories
    The Mistake
    No Reason
    Son of Coma Guy
    House's Head/Wilson's Heart
    Last Resort
    Help Me

    Also like Locked In, Both Sides Now and Lockdown (specifically the Hugh Laurie and David Strathairn scenes). Haven't seen past season 6.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Donkey Show Christmas special.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I forget how great of a delivery he had with this character.
      Could the show be made with anyone else?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the episode where the physicist is constantly high on cough medicine, because it inspired me to try getting high on cough medicine.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Season finals go like this, best to worst:
    S4
    S5
    S2
    S6
    S8
    S3
    S1
    S7
    You cannot sway me on this judgement I've watched House 5000 times and am extremely moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as someone who just rewatches the first four seasons, I feel this ranking involves a level of cope for what the show became.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry man 1 and 3 just aren't that good
        1 is a shitty Stacy plot and 3 feels like a writers tantrum

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was referring to why you have 5 above weaker ones, I think it's because you had to buckbreak yourself to the later debased House.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >weaker
            stronger

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The penny had to have dropped eventually, and was foreshadowed hard.
            Schizokino was a good way to do it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like one of those guys that idolize misanthropic losers on tv
            house was debased as early as s1

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              him being a shitty person isn't debasement. He just spirals professionally and in his personal relationships because that's the only direction left to his character. I haven't seen much of the later seasons though, just my impression.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You cannot sway me on this judgement I've watched House 5000 times and am extremely moronic
      same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S8 being that low feels wrong but I guess I can't pick an episode worse than it

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one where House and Cuddy are on the overseas flight and everyone gets sick.

    Also the entire "new team selection" arc.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one where House finds out Taub is cheating on his wife and invites them both to the restaurant. Taub's pleading kills me every time.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cameron on meth was the hottest girl in the show's entire run.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which season is the best?

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarcoidosis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pulmonary embolism

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one where the smart, sceptical science Black doctor, engineer doubts yt and is then left with egg on his huge lips and face...
    Oh wait that's every episode.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paraneoplastic syndrome

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one with lupus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the one with lupus
      oh yeah the friends house crossover that was kino

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Christmas episodes, they're just insanely comfy.

    I especially remember this scene.

    House being around kids is always fun.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl f webm
    >no one has posted it
    you had 1 job Cinemaphile

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ones where his leg is healed, early season 2 was it? i honestly wished they made a bit more before giving him his limp back

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The really fat fatty fatso who breaks the hospital bed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >house cures 99% of patients
      >lets the fat one die
      based

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