What is your favorite Samurai movie?

What is your favorite Samurai movie?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Magnificent Seven

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harakiri

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seconded, it's a perfect movie with possibly the best storytelling ever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thirded. One of my favorite movies. Have rewatched it so much I lost count.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fourthed and it isn't close.

      Although it isn't mentioned so much these days, Sancho the Bailiff is one of the most overrated films I've seen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sancho

        I don't remember there being any samurai in that film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fifthed - it's absolutely soul crunching and the cinematography is jaw-dropping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's not even a contest. It's amazing how that director has done nothing but average movies before and after this one, it's like he had a sudden stroke of genius just for this one film.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's amazing how that director has done nothing but average movies before and after this one, it's like he had a sudden stroke of genius just for this one film.
        Why do people always say this? He directed Kwaidan and Samurai Rebellion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The frick? Kobayashi made numerous excellent films.

          Nah. All his other movies are filled with excessive melodrama that even the japanese audience at the time didn't like. They're not bad movies, but they're not masterpieces like Harakiri.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kwaidan and The Human Condition are masterpieces.
            Of course nips hated him for shitting on muh bushido and imperialism. That's what made these films stand out.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Of course nips hated him for shitting on muh bushido and imperialism.
              Japanese society at the time LOVED to shit on samurai, bushido and imperial Japan, what the frick are you talking about?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about the fact that these films were controversial because of those aspects. The Human Condition was almost cancelled by the studio for being too critical of the nip army. It had only been a decade since the war ended.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The frick? Kobayashi made numerous excellent films.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He made Kwaidan, one of the most beautiful movies in history

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          God damn. Gonna have to watch that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The Human Condition
        >Kwaidan
        >Samurai Rebellion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sixthet, one of my fav films of all time. Three Outlaw Samurai is great also.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seventhed. Pretty much a perfect film.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally opened the thread to say this exact same post

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      incredible movie

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably the most underrated Kurosawa
    a masterpiece

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Have to see this again. I remember being enthralled after the waiting for it to pay off. The strangest culture I had seen up until that point

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After the Rain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      comfy flick

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronin-gai

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ran

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome kino. As in awe-inspiring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      only good film, rest mentioned are shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nice try dumb Black person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it for the first time recently and it was actually better than I expected.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it couldn't ve been made without the cruise
        literally role made for him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only based post itt
      Frick anti-americans itt

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what about Samurai Cop?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Funny because this is really a hommage to french Le Samourai and not any japslop

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kozure Ōkami: Kowokashi udekashi tsukamatsuru. Mostly because I grew up without TV and somehow managed to see a copy on VHS at a friend’s house one day when I was about 12. It blew my mind.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yasuke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You laugh, but…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're not wrong but they would all be slaves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There was 1 (one) black dude recorded as being in feudal Japan
          >Therefore all western media about feudal Japan must have black people in it
          No.

          Meanwhile, an obscure favourite of mine, pic related.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what a great title

            zi PANG

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s where we get ‘Japan’ from. It’s the Chinese name for Nihon.
              This is an insane movie, the main character has a retinue of weirdos including cinema’s least convincing dudes wearing a rubber baby elephant suit, and a caddy who carries a golf bag full of different swords to pick from depending on the enemies he faces.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Whats a tar bawd?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >europeans in the 16th century schlepped Black person slaves around with them wherever they went
          are you moronic?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick you’re a dumbass

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai are just Black person thugs hired by rich lords. They just got away with it because they look cool.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was blown away by Yojimbo, made me realize cinematography is a dead art nowadays, you just don't get some of those shots and camera movements on modern movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are making products now, not art.
      But now with AI we'll be able to make pure kino without a bunch of israelites gatekeeping the industry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kurosawa was a kino autist like that.
      >In his movie Red Beard, Kurosawa had the hospital set fully stocked with medical supplies -- even the drawers and cupboards, which, despite never being opened on camera or even mentioned by the characters, were nonetheless expensively, thoroughly, authentically stocked with pills.
      >Once dyed an entire town's water supply black just so the rain would look better on camera

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shogun Assassin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weak. I love Lone wolf and Cub but Shogun Assassin is like the garbage tier tv equivalent.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's stopping you from dressing like this?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zhenposter never finished this movie because evidently "I WANT ALL OF SHINANO, NO I WILL STOP YOU FROM TAKING SHINANO" is hard to understand.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ran was fun, Kagemusha was too

        I'm sorry for being mentally ill and easily confused...

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to like this but it felt like no one was paying attention to make it sure it made sense. The last couple episodes were garbage. And the fights all had the wrong progression to them. Like, typically your hero gets more and more beat up and barely wins at the end. But she'd take what would have been a mortal wound at the beginning of a fight and then kill all the bad guys.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention that a blue eyed euro and a purebred native jap can’t have a blue eyed child. Her mother would have had to have been part white to carry recessive genes for blue eyes.
        Her ability to carry three times her own body weight while dangling one armed and badly wounded pushed the show into Mary Sue overdrive. The animation was nice but the moronation was annoying.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats easy

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ran is kino

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw 7 samurai, Harakiri, Ran and Yojimbo wich I all liked.

    Harakiri was probably my favorite for how it unveiiled and executed its rvenge story, but I also liked Yojimbo for its lighter tone.

    (and I saw last Samurai and the shogun wich are good but I'll set that appart.)

    I'll probably continue with Sanjuro, any recomendation for what to watch next?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure Death 4 Revenge (Hissatsu 4)

    Hissatsu III

    Hissatsu Shigotonin (TV series)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYqgGAzxdUU

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like sanjuro it makes me laugh

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    13 Assassins

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red Peony Gambler

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hissatsu Shiokinin

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sanjuro.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai Reincarnation

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not my favorite, but Sword of Desperation is nice if you manage a slower pace with story.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ryotaro Sugi

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats that one movie where theres a dude laying down on a tatami mat and another that leaves and room and closes the door behind him. They then grab their swords for a few seconds contemplating whether or not they should fight before the guy walks away.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kagemusha

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shogun's Samurai

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since Hara-Kiri has already been mentioned, I'd like to bring up a film called "Bloody Spear at Mount Fuji." It's another film about the injustices of the feudal system and how the lower-classes go unappreciated.

    It starts out as a comedic road movie, but then takes a tragic turn in the final act. It's one of the best Samurai movies I've ever seen, on par with Hara-Kiri or Sansho the Bailiff.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was surprised at how funny Yojimbo was

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a pleb with common taste but I love Yojimbo. It's the archetypal samurai movie for a reason.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Yojimbo is timeless.
      The Bruce Willis remake set on the prohibition era border town was pretty good too, if forgotten.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread reminds me, I still need to complete Nioh 2.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yagyu Conspiracy (TV series)

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Seven Samurai, mostly for the personality all the actors managed to throw into it. You'd never get that kind of chemistry if you'd tried. I wish the film and audio quality wasn't so bad.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow Warriors (TV series)

    Shadow Warriors Season 1

    Shadow Warriors Season 2

    Shadow Warriors Season 3

    Shadow Warriors Season 4

    Shadow Warriors Season 5
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfRW1l-B88o
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkmKObc_gag

    Clips
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoOyLRk3UEs
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldlLmS4B1CA
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5x_ZnMosO0&list=PLmot1iT1sB0tKBWstUka75DhKgcjzhbGJ
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH87WF6eS0U&list=PLgG0KKAi3UzVKo9SwbvSqa-Cvp_z7C740&index=12

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There was a 2013 samurai remake of Unforgiven with Ken Watanabe as Clint Eastwood's character. It's pretty serviceable while still being its own movie. The final showdown is great.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lone Wolf & Cub (TV series)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I inherently hate this serious without even watching it because this show is what ended the films. Tomisaburo Wakayama said either they make the tv show, or he stops acting in the movies since he is the only Ogami Itto. Plus the tv show looks ugly and cheap.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't consider them Samurai movies but the Zatoichi series is easily my favorite Feudal Japan movies. Samurai movies I would say Lone Wolf and Cub.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yabure Bugyo (TV series)

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kinnosuke Yorozuya

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tB0l-Z5XY
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCZ5Z0Dkw0
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX85N6M7msk

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not big on chambara so I decided on Sword of Doom. Twilight Samurai is a fine latter day effort.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kogarashi Monjiro (TV series) clips

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so the samurai lords would rather actually use bow and arrow on horseback rather than the sword?

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anything by the japs themselves about the boshin war?? I only know that its about feudal samural/lords getting BTFO by the Imperial side using (more) modern weapons so if that's incorrect (or not) I'd like to know more

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite so far is Yojimbo, but I've got to watch more Kurosawa to really know (also haven't seen Harakiri, but I'm pretty interested in it after this thread).

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    13 Assassins is a masterpiece. Might honestly be Miike's best film

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >13 Assassins
      A group of assassins come together for a suicide mission to kill an evil lord.

      RIght up my alley thanks for the recommendation.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You won't be disappointed. There's a 45 minute long battle scene which hasn't been matched by any movie that came after it.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Toei Jidaigeki Channel (Samurai TV series)
    https://www.youtube.com/@toei_jidaigeki/videos

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Awaken

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i 'member watching this flick 20ish years ago
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Commando:_Mission_1549

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Simple

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Fall of Ako Castle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome choice, I saw it a few months ago with the Sonny Chiba Vol. 2 collection. Didn't know it was about he 47 Ronin until over an hour in.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Basic answer but Seven Samurai...

    I love how the peasants are just pathetic herd animals in it, and yet they're pure.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >and yet they're pure.
      But they're not and that's a plot point you frick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well, they are pure, in the way that they just live life. They're not burdened by bushido, and kinda live as animals in innocence.
        Yes they're cowardly, smelly and wierd.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They lie, cheat, and murder people to protect themselves.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That anon forgot about all the armor and swords of people they killed.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, I did not.
              Again, they're not bound by morality.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Be honest. You forgot about that when you said they are "pure". It's okay, it's the internet, I don't know you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, I watched the movie like 3 days ago.

                What I meant by pure is they're basicly just animals, without morals or worries outside of their own village.

                I think that scene where the entire village is wailing in a circle about their woes, and one guy speaks up against the group think and walks out of the circle.
                One of the elders just, "'c'mon man, come back to the circle please, we can disagree inside the circle"
                Its just kinda... pure you know

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They're meek, nebbish, and pathetic. They're not pure. You chose the wrong word to describe them. They're not pure by definition.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose that would depends on your definition of pure.

                If by pure you mean that they're always morally upright and follow a code or something, then no... they can more be described as dogs or some kinda herd animal.

                What I mean by pure is that they're closer to nature and their own lives.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You would do the same

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So do the Samurai

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Call me a pleb, but I loved the American remake as well. The original 1960 version of course, not the shitty new one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Call me a pleb, but I loved the American remake as well.
        I'm the other way. Given how famous it is I was surprised how bad it was compared to Kurosawa's. If I'd been on Cinemaphile in 1960 I'd have described it as soulless.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is, you don't compare them. Sure it's nearly the same story but they're extremely different films. I like how much screen time they give to the big bad (Wallach) and how the 7 decide to go back and frick shit up. They're extremely different films, not just genre wise. It's one of the best American western films.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's not nearly as good as Seven Samurai, but it has an amazing OST and cast. Here in Germany it's held in very high esteem.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Here in Germany it's held in very high esteem.
            Not surprised, apparently it made three times more money in Europe than in America when it came out.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seven Samurai was very enjoyable for my autism

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is shura a samurai movie? i only ever watched seven samurai and yojimbo and shura and am starting to slowly watch more nip kinos

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai Rebellion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe I had to scroll this much to see this recommendation.

      I like Hara Kiri as much as the next guy, but Samurai Rebellion is so damn good.

      For a recommendation not in this thread.

      The Betrayal

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen 138 of them and it's still Seven Samurai.

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Harakiri
    Samurai Rebellion
    Musashi 1-3
    Ninja, a Band of Assassins
    13 Assassins (2010)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Ninja, a Band of Assassins
      It's great watching an older Ninja film that's an authentic period piece as opposed to the Ninja fighting cocaine dealers flick from the 80's

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rashomon.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Watched and liked:
    Seven Samurai
    Ran
    Harakiri
    Yojimbo
    The Twilight Samurai
    The Hidden Fortress

    Still have to watch:
    Sanjuro
    Sword of Doom
    Samurai Rebellion
    Rashomon
    Kagemusha

    Watched and didn't like:
    Throne of Blood

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Harakiri or Yojimbo.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any of the Zatoichi flicks, 7 is probably my favorite

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Samurai (1967)

    Is about a French assassin

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    finally a kino thread

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    G.I Samurai

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kagemusha is super underrated, probably the best looking movie i've ever seen

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >OP asks for samurai movies
    >People start posting movies just because they take place in Japan in the feudal age

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jidaigeki means all period drama technically but everybody associates it with samurai anyways, for obvious reasons

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fave is either Seven Samurai or maybe one of the very early Zatoichi's.

    I'll tell you what the worst samurai movie is. The new one from Kitano - Kubi.
    It's an LGBT/Queer samurai movie where they're all gay, and the prostitutes they use are trannies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked the Zatoichi movie where a girl that used to love him married a mercenary and she ends up setting Zatoichi up for money.

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    been enjoying these movies tbqh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The first one was great. The others are schlock. Or am I missing something?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They’re schlock kino

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