What is your wish /misc/?
To have the Dragon Balls automatically re-gather in front of me every time they're ready to be used.
Bring back uncle Harv.
I wish that darn goku wasn’t so big
A billion dollars. What else is worth wishing for?
I wish i were an attractive biological female.
twin peaks s4 by lynch
Kill everyone involved in journalism
Kill everyone involved in hollywood
Kill everyone involved in the porn industry
Kill everyone involved in banking
Kill everyone involved in government
Kill everyone involved in the music industry
Kill everyone involved in the video game industry
Kill everyone involved in big pharma
Kill everyone involved in the oil industry
Kill everyone involved in the property industry
1. infinite wishes
2. monkey paw immunity
3. two chicks at the same time
>two chicks at the same time
Do you have two in mind or does it not matter?
Snood and Vjay
Thanks for letting me know. I only replied to you because I think "infinite wishes" is a really dumb answer. You'll have infinite wishes once you've died, so it's better to be more specific about what you want.
Yeah right. You just don't want me to have infinite wishes. This isn't my first rodeo.
>You'll have infinite wishes once you've died
If you actually believe this I envy the freedom and ease with which you must be living your physical existence. The fear of death after several losses haunts my days and sleepless nights. The idea of no longer existing has so far been beyond my ability to accept and allow. Sorry about the blog.
>If you actually believe this I envy the freedom and ease with which you must be living your physical existence.
I do believe it, actually, and I'm very carefree about life. By carefree I mean apathetic. I'm someone who daydreams a lot, and I like to think that daydreams are just us viewing another world, and you get to be there once you've died. I'm sorry if you don't agree, because I'm not sure how everyone handles the fact that they're going to die if they don't believe this. They must not think about it. I can't do that, because I'm thinking 24/7.
>I can't do that, because I'm thinking 24/7
Same, That's why I'm struggling so much. I find it hard to simply focus my attention elsewhere knowing whats coming and don't know how to believe in the wondrous but highly unlikely concept of an afterlife. Like I said I envy your conviction.
>What is your wish /misc/?
I would wish to live as long and healthy a life as I deem fit and finally be free of the fear of death. If that's to much Shenron may I live at least long enough for science to perfect Moner sexbots and interstellar travel. Thank you.
>I envy your conviction.
I could tell you the secret to my conviction and it may surprise you. Basically, you lie to yourself for so long that you begin to believe it. If someone lies to you, you think they're an idiot. People generally don't think of themselves as idiots (even if they are), and that means your own opinion has the most worth; That's why lying to yourself is so powerful.
If you want to be like me, you'll have to do the same. That means telling yourself it's true and telling other people it's true. If I can't convince others then I won't believe it, because I'm smarter than them.
>Basically, you lie to yourself for so long that you begin to believe it.
So faith then, I wish but if it were that simple for me I wouldn't be struggling so much. I'm searching for some bearable truth not a new form of self imposed fantasy. Were on different paths, thanks for responding though anon. Enjoy your peace.
>I'm searching for some bearable truth not a new form of self imposed fantasy
What I explained to you is my bearable truth. Because I think so much, life became unbearable. I don't understand why my life is bad and yet there are people with money and friends when I have nothing at all. The only way life is bearable for me is if I tell myself that I didn't suffer for no reason. I didn't suffer through an entire human lifetime of total shit for nothing. I refuse to believe it and that's how I convinced myself of my own made up belief. You haven't suffered like me if you don't understand how I reached the belief; You just need to be a loner for long enough.
>You haven't suffered like me if you don't understand how I reached the belief
Without getting into the mess my suffering has been long, lonely and lately physically unbearable. I'm shattered and trying to find some path to peace, and acceptance. I don't know why life is so unfair and arbitrary, so much seems down to the genetic hand we've been dealt and the randomness of the circumstances were born into. Good luck to you anon, who knows maybe consciousness does survive death and it's the hopeful place of imagination and peace you envision.
>maybe consciousness does survive death and it's the hopeful place of imagination and peace you envision.
Your body rots to nothing after you die and it's just a skeleton after a while. I have to believe that a soul exists and it's just not measurable, and the continued existence of the soul is how we experience the afterlife. I dunno. I don't even care about the specifics and I just tell myself there's something better after.
Another possibility I've heard explained is that your brain can stretch your last moments into an infinite experience or some crazy shit like that. I think the soul explanation is fine.
to not die alone
Why did someone post a picture of Hitler with no text?
Bros I want to fuck Pugh so bad iykwim
huff vjuice's toes
What were the DragonBalls limitations? It could bring people back from the dead but weren't there certain things it couldn't do?
Cant come back to life twice. Have to wait a year before you can use them again.
>Cant come back to life twice.
That was just the Earth dragon, if I remember correctly. I'm pretty sure the Namekian dragon could bring people back to life more than once.
i wish for all seven namekian dragon balls. checkmate, shenron
It could not make Android 18 into a full human despite being a cyborg and not an Android.
IIRC, He can't teleport people against their will, can't kill anyone stronger than Kami and can't grant the same wish twice
/pol/tards are magically forever contained in their bunker board never to be heard from again.
damn, my wish failed.
Teleportation and invisibility powers
Teleportation does not require precise mathematical calculation of the Earth’s rotation and is merely a selector of any point a human being can normally exist and walk upon
Invisibility does not have any physical consequences and can be turned on and off. Items held on my person are also made invisible, external objects entering my body are also made invisible upon touch and while inside me
i want my wife to cuck me tbf
You can't ask for that. Your has already been granted,mortal.
is cuckoldry a Cinemaphile fetish?
cuck shit is gay but swinging is pretty based. yeah your wife gets to fuck other men but so can you
If your wife is fucking other men it's not based and you're a cuckold. That's all there is to it.
Not really. Being a cuckold is when you watch your wife fucking while you record it. I'm in the same room while she's fucking men and I'm doing the exact same thing. There is no power shift. No humiliation.
I fucking hate this stupid dragon. DBZ ruined my life in high school.
One time during show and tell, this girl brought some sphere urns which contained the ashes of her dead cat. It was about the size of a tennis ball and orange with a little cross on it. When she was done talking about her stupid cat (its name was Garth), she asked if anyone had any questions. So I raised my hand and I asked her "If we collect all of them, can we make a wish?". The class errupted in a wave of laughter and cheering. But that quickly came to a halt when the teacher stood up and ran next to my desk. She told me to immediately make way to the principals office and I got detention for two weeks.
your whole class watched dbz?
are you from brazil?
sucks not having competent parents who love you. mine would never have let that pass.
frfr ong no cap zig mite
>ruined my life
I basically never did anything and still managed to get detentions. The teachers handed them out for all kinds of shit because nobody respected them
>luife was ruined because you got detention in school once
It was never going to go anywhere
What do you mean, detention? The teacher locked you in a room?
I'D WISH MY FRIENDS BACK TO LIFE
I wish i was dead
Can you imagine getting a blowjob from him?
>now enjoying a beer and some tobacco
I'm fine, thank you.
/misc/ tomboy gf pitslut with cute feet. Also, she’s constantly sweaty but it smells like roses.
Send all the garden gnomes to planet Saturn.
Anon Saturn isn't inhabitable? Quick wish again!
I meant what I said Sheron.
I wish for you to be free of fearful hatred anon, and make a gnomish friend whose simple presence helps you to see the pointless hate of racism. Then you meet his hot sister and you fuck and fall in love, the end.
>Then you meet his hot sister and you fuck and fall in love
Hmm, ok I'll take it I guess
A better schwarzenegger accent
To be happy
Oh, mighty Shenron! I want to lick Android 18's pussy, ass, feet and armpits for at least ONE (1) hour.
Infinite wishes. Easy
This thread is so fucking stupid. Fuck you all and fuck DBZ. I wish immense suffering towards all the mush-brained shitskins and whites that keep shilling hyper pedestrian shonen tranime garbage. You all deserve the world you complain about
Sorry not everybody is into Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad.
Gut yourself on a border fence you taco munching Hispanic
Mutt is Big Mad!
The mutts are ones posting the anime garbage!
How many times can you retards talk about fucking DBZ?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER DBZ IS FOREVER BROTHER!
Oh wow, tranime and wrestling. Can you get anymore gay? This is a joke right?
Why do you hate sincerity?
Because no one is sincere ESPECIALLY the advocates for sincerity.
What's the point of arguing, then? You seem pretty settled on it.
Get your gnomish demoralism outta here.
What's the difference between ironyposting and baitposting (tactics of sincerity advocates) versus being cynical and sarcastic?
Not enough. It's timeless.
No, it's not. Like a lot of things, it should have never left the 90s.
70s-80s martial arts movies
blade-runner/alien sci-fi futurism
journey to west
Superman (garden gnome comics)
All tired, passe, and overdone
You must be fun at parties.
Did you think Man of Steel has "9/11 imagery"?
1. If you're to indulge in tranime at least broaden your tastes to anywhere outside a children's comic magazine
2. Batman v Superman had the 9/11 imagery
We get it, Your on your period.
True, based, checked and kekked. DBZ is timeless.
Wish I had some ambition and care for myself
I’d probably ask to have the powers of Super Man (not Goku because I’d probably be relatively weak and told I have to train super hard)
With this power I could build a new Reich to last 1000 years
immunity to std
I wish to have sex with a different attractive woman (female) every fortnight for 2 years before meeting my eventual wife who is also attractive and who will sire my children, never cheat and stay with me until I die.
Do you even have to ask?
I wish the fucking images and vids would load at normal speeds again. This is just getting tedious.
Delete your cookies.
I agree that it's getting tedious, but just open that shit in a new tab. It works for me in getting that shit to load at their usual fast speed.
I wish to have a video game UI I can access and dismiss at my will, that will show me quest text, quest markers, and treasure on the minimap.
I want to talk to my Grandpa again.
This post hit me in the feels, I lost my Grandpa a few years ago so I'd love to talk to him again someday too.
a big cock
kill all the morons and trannies on planet earth Super Buu style
Hardcore sex with Videl whenever I want and Gohan can’t kill me or beat me up
Send DBHispanics back to >>>/a/
And if this is post Cell rules, then I'll take an extra wish and permaban all ESL countries from Cinemaphile.
>bongs and mutts only
What a shithole this place would be
To win the Lottery!
Anime turns you into a fucking chud
That's Fallout: New Vegas.
Bro trannies post about anime all time
Yeah, they do. I've seen a screenshot of /lgbt/ where every second thread had a tranime image in the OP. The Japanese made those shows because they're all pedophiles, and trannies like them because a little girl is the most feminine thing possible, so they overcompensate by learning from it.
That's how you know trannies are men: because they know what men actually like; A woman would only be able to guess.
Get rid of my social anxiety.
just drink a couple of beers
Teleport all the garden gnomes inside the sun
Constant supply of my oneitis's dirty socks.
To have sex with my mother with my mother being okay with that.
I'd wish for the power of isakai style immortality. any time i die, i can choose to reencarnate into a new body/life, keeping all my knowledge, memories, and the isakai power to.
To find a sexy footmistress.
I wish for a perfect version of myself, ideally to my own internal view of whatever that may be
GRANT MY WISH DRAGON, TRIPLE ALL DEBT ON THE PLANET
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